A heat wave hit, I and the bird were swept in, after the explosion, I stood in place with my whole body ** spit out a puff of black smoke from my mouth, looking at the devastated warehouse, I really admired the level of construction of Little Japan Such a level of explosion did not blow up the warehouse.

Look at the parrot after exhaling a few puffs of black smoke in a row, he shouted at me, "Stupid human, what kind of monster dares to treat me like this, human, you go and find it out, I will destroy it on behalf of God!"

At this time, the parrot was burned black by the fire, and only a few feathers were left in the original brilliant colors. I burst out laughing at the way he looked.

It wasn't until I laughed out loud that the parrot found out about its condition, and when it saw that there were not many feathers left on its body, the parrot rolled its eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fell directly to the ground.

I stepped forward and pulled him a few times, and after seeing no response, I squeezed him in my hand and walked all the way to the mine where I came.

Walking all the way up, I saw a few daily dry corpses that I had just wobbled out of my own way, and it was already dawn when I walked to the entrance of the mine.

The foreman and others were dozing off at the entrance of the mine, and when they saw me coming out, they hurriedly got up and ran in the direction of the office, and Liu Cheng rushed out of the office five or six minutes later.

"Master, what's going on inside Master Ye?" Before he could run in front of me, Liu Cheng couldn't wait to start asking about the situation inside.

Liu Cheng and the others kept watch above all night, and the movement I made down there was not much overnight, and they could faintly hear the explosion and feel the vibration caused by the explosion above.

"Master, you are really powerful, how many demons and monsters have you killed this night, and I am almost unable to stand on my feet after that great earthquake. This Master Ye, I'm really embarrassed, I'm so tired, I haven't had a good rest for a few days after this happened, I can't stand it anymore and go to squint, I'm really sorry, I should be waiting for you here, I'm really sorry!"

After saying this, Liu Cheng actually slapped himself.

This Liu Cheng is a master on the left and a heavenly master on the right, plus a big mouth I really can't stand it, and a few words stopped him. And then I told him about the situation of the previous night, of course, I did not tell him about the warehouse, because when I came up, I had sealed the whole passage, and it was better that no one should go to that place again.

"Okay, that's the way it is, now you can start work, I'm tired, or trouble Mr. Liu to send someone to send me back." ”

Hearing that I was going back, Mr. Liu showed an embarrassed expression on his face, "This, this, Master Ye, not Master Ye, this, this matter is solved, but I'm afraid, I'm afraid ———"

Seeing that he wanted to say something, I already guessed what he wanted to say, and before he could say it, he preemptively said, "Are you afraid, and there are fish that have slipped through the net?"

I laughed when I saw him nod his head like pounded garlic. "Mr. Liu, don't worry about our detective agency, I will stay here for a few days, and I will not leave until you start work smoothly and make sure that there is nothing abnormal. I just want to go back and rest, not to leave, you don't want me to stay here like this, do you?"

At this time, I no longer had half a piece of cloth on my body to cover my body, and my whole body was blackened by the flames of the explosion.

Mr. Liu looked me up and down only to find that I was naked. "Eh, Ye Tianshi, blame me, blame me, I was so anxious just now, I didn't find out, I didn't find out, I didn't find out, hurry up, I have a reception room in this office building, you freshen up first, I'll arrange someone to bring you food right away!"

This merchant is shrewd, and he doesn't say a word about my nakedness. After saying that, he pulled me up and walked towards the office building. As he walked, he turned around and arranged for the foreman to go to the city to buy things and deliver them.

When I saw the foreman walking towards the car, I stopped him and told him to see if there were any parrot costumes in the pet store, and if so, bring some in.

The foreman was stunned, Liu Cheng called the foreman stunned and scolded directly: "You are two hundred and five, you can buy whatever the Heavenly Master wants!

After being scolded, the foreman nodded his head and apologized, turned around and ran towards the car.

More than an hour later, I was already sitting in the dining room of the lounge, a table of food was wiped out by me and the parrot, Liu Cheng originally said that he wanted to accompany me and drink a little with me, I prevaricated on the pretext that I couldn't drink, and asked him to go to his business. In fact, at this time, his heart had already flown into the mine, and when he heard me say that he didn't need to accompany him, he smiled happily like a flower, and after pretending to be polite to me, he walked towards the door.

"Stupid human, don't say it, this thing you gave me called clothes is really good, can you get me some more?" said Zhu Parrot as he stood in front of a mirror and said to me after eating and drinking.

"No problem, I'll let them bring you two sets tomorrow"

"Human, what did you just call this thing that people are moving?" this time his paws pointed at the TV.

"TV"

"Where's this?"

"Refrigerator"

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This guy doesn't know how many years he has been guarding underground, but now he is curious about what he sees, and he has to force me to tell him, I am too tired to lie on the sofa and answer his questions one by one.

"Where's this?"

I didn't even have the strength to look up at this point, and if it weren't for his repeated threats to keep me awake, I would have fallen asleep long ago, and I glanced up at his question.

"This is an electrical plug board"

"What is it for, how is it used?" the parrot circled around the board, continuing to ask how to use it.

"If you use electricity, plug it in and you'll call," I replied weakly.

"Plug it in?" Are you saying that the energy of the TV and the refrigerator comes from this little thing?"

"Hmm-" My eyes were almost closed at the moment.

"Plug in?" the parrot muttered to herself, "Ahh——!h

The bird had actually inserted its claws into the power strip, and now he had fainted again, and smoke was rising from his whole body again. I looked at the fat parrot lying on the board and smiled, "Little thing? You call it a little thing, you don't know how big the line behind him is."

Thanks to the power company, I can finally sleep.

A week later, Parrot and I left Xinjiang with a check for 10 million yuan from Liu Cheng. During this period, I tried to contact Wang Wei and others, but everyone's phone could not be reached. At first, I was a little anxious, but then I thought that this uncle's elf village should be a very mysterious place, and it should be normal for this kind of place to be unable to move the service, it seems that it is better to go home and wait for them to come back, along the way, I imagined that the baby that Wang Wei could bring back could wake me up laughing in my sleep.

It was already evening when I returned to my residence in the capital, and I saw that the hall on the first floor was actually lit up, could it be that Wang Wei and his party had already returned to the capital? But why didn't they contact me? Do they want to take the treasure alone? I quietly opened the door, took off my shoes, and tiptoed towards the lighted hall, but when I came to the brightly lit hall, the imaginary picture of the distribution of spoils did not appear, and the whole hall was empty, what was the situation? Just as I was about to call twice to try it, there was a noise in the kitchen, and I walked in the direction of the kitchen.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the kitchen, a big fat man of more than 1.8 meters or more than 200 pounds carried a box of instant noodles and hit me in the face.

"Lao Ding?"

"Hello aunt!"

"Bang bang!" were a couple of loud mouths.

"Grandma's big mouth is always so refreshing! Thank you grandma for rewarding your mouth!"

I looked at it and it hurt him, but this guy's skin is getting thicker and thicker.

"The way you stupid humans communicate is really eye-opening," the parrot flew out from behind me and stood on my shoulder. Before I could speak to Ding Dahan, the Divine Bird said to Ding Dahan, "Stupid human, I'm hungry, I want to eat!"

"Yes, eat, I'm in for a treat, the old place, the seafood restaurant," Ding Dahan took out his mobile phone and booked a private room.

More than an hour later, we came to the private room booked by Ding Dahan, because we ordered a meal in advance, we just entered the private room manager arranged for the waiter to start serving, the dishes are all four meat and four vegetarian, seeing that today's dishes are not too much, thinking that it will not be too expensive, and this every time Ding Dahan pays, now I am also a rich man, how much can I eat a meal?

"Lao Ding, I'll invite you today!"

"Ye Tian, what's the matter, is it developed? Okay, just ask you, then you can't have a bottle of wine for a treat?"

Looking at Ding Dahan's smiling expression, I gritted my teeth and turned around and asked the waiter to invite the manager, added two more hard dishes, and ordered a bottle of Moutai.

After more than ten minutes, the wine and food were served, and we took away the waiter for the convenience of the parrot, and the two of us ate and drank one after another.

But what I never expected was that this damn bird was so good at eating a whole lobster without peeling its shell, and swallowed two of them, and I added three dishes and ordered two bottles of wine because of the parrot.

The divine bird can not only eat, it should be able to drink, a bottle of Moutai, this guy was bored in one sip, and after drinking the last bottle, he shouted to drink, at this time Ding Dahan was also a little drunk, and he also shouted to fight with the divine bird, I couldn't take three more bottles.

When I checked out, I looked at the smiling manager and listened to the manager's series of welcomes next time, welcome again, thank you boss, I really want to give myself a slap in the face, why is my mouth so cheap, obviously Lao Ding is a treat, I have to choose this time to stand up and rush what is wronged?

After settling the account and returning to the private room, the parrot and Ding Dahan were already drunk and unconscious, the parrot went directly to the soup basin of the soft-shelled turtle soup, and Lao Ding had slept under the table.

I kicked the parrot into my pocket and walked out of the hotel with Dindahan in my arms. Two hours later, I finally got the fat man of more than 200 pounds to the bed. Carrying such a fat man all the way and the effects of alcohol, I didn't even return to the room, and fell directly on the sofa in the hall and fell asleep.