In the middle of the night, I got up and walked in the direction of the bathroom, and when I came out of the bathroom, I was half-open and ready to go back to the room in the dark and get a good night's sleep. I saw that the kitchen was lit up, and there was a sound inside, I took a closer look, this Ding Da** and a bowl of instant noodles competed, really you are drunk like this and can still get instant noodles? No wonder you can be fat like this.

Ding Dahan heard the sound, turned around and saw me standing at the door, and after sucking the half-eaten noodles into his mouth, his cheeks kept agitating and said to me, "Ye Tian, are you awake?

I shook my head at him, and suddenly my pocket moved, and I was so tired that I forgot the parrot in my pocket. I quickly pulled the parrot out of my pocket.

I saw that this guy's whole body kept twitching, and a curved hook mouth was rhythmically closed, could it be stuffy? No, this is a species known as a divine bird, it can't be just suffocated? Could it be that drinking too much alcohol is alcoholic? This god will also be alcoholic?

Just when I was a little confused about the parrot's reaction, Tim Dahan approached with the noodles in his hand, and he looked up at me with a frown and a long pause.

"He's going to throw up?"

As soon as the words fell, the parrot stopped twitching all over its body, and the hooked beak had opened to the maximum, and with a snort, a stream of red liquid squirted directly out of the parrot's beak.

It just happened to be sprayed all on Ding Dahan's face, and the little parrot not only ate a lot, but also vomited a lot, and after nearly a minute, the content that squirted out of the little parrot's mouth slowly decreased.

Ding Dahan wiped his face with his hand, looked down at the instant noodles in his hand and threw it into the trash, and said viciously to the parrot in my hand, "If you are not a god, I must roast you!" As soon as he finished speaking, the parrot in my hand twitched again, I just wanted to move it to the side a little to avoid Ding Dahan, who knew that when I moved the parrot, Ding Dahan also moved, he should also want to avoid the parrot, and the sad thing is that the two of us moved in the same direction.

After a whoosh, the whole house was filled with the screams of Ding Dahan, and even the stray dogs on the side of the street followed suit, and this time the parrot vomited fire.

"What are you doing stupid humans? Hey, human, why are you smoking? What about your hair? Don't you know that playing with fire is dangerous?" After spitting out the fire, the parrot suddenly came to his senses, opened his eyes and looked at the blackened Ding Dahan in front of him, and the parrot's words almost made Ding Dahan spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Lao Ding, are you okay?" In my concerned inquiry, Ding Dahan silently walked in the direction of the bathroom. The sound of water and sobs in the bathroom was heard after the door slammed slammed.

"yes, I just said you can't play with fire, no, see? I made myself cry. Didn't I say, human being, how did he blow himself up like that? Eh, don't you say you made it? I can tell you, your kind is better than you, but the amount of alcohol is a little worse. It's a pity, but when it comes to this amount of alcohol, it's not me who brags, I think no one in our Divine Bird Realm could drink me back then———"

I glanced at him with disdain, and the more I talked, the more off-topic I became, parrot, do you still have a lot of alcohol? It's not that you're so drunk that you can be like this? I didn't bother to explain to him, so I found a comfortable position on the sofa and sat down, waiting for Lao Ding to come out and see if he was hurt. The parrot was so angry just now, I can't stand it, don't say he's a normal person.

Half an hour later, Lao Ding finally walked out of the bathroom, and now Lao Ding's shiny bald head, even his eyebrows are gone, his whole face is red and swollen like a freshly burned pig's head, and tears are still flowing down.

"Lao Ding, are you alright?" I stepped forward and gently poked Lao Ding's red and swollen cheeks with my hand.

"Cow Beipeng Wo, the same ———"

Ding Dahan took my hand and kept saying something, poor old Ding, he couldn't speak well.

"Hey, human, how did you become like this, who did it? Is it this stupid human? I'm in charge for you today, if he really did it, I have to roast him into a roast suckling pig today, don't worry, we gods do what we say-"

Hearing the roast suckling pig, Ding Dahan's red and swollen face showed a frightened expression, and the parrot was also a little surprised when he saw Ding Dahan staring at him with a frightened expression.

He turned to look at me, "Did I do that?"

I shrugged at him and nodded, who else could it be?

"I'm spitting fire again?" After receiving an affirmative answer, the parrot didn't have a word of apology, and the box opened at once, "Well, no, the last time I spit fire was hundreds of years ago, when that sparrow was not superior to me, do you know what happened in the end?———" The parrot was so embarrassed that he didn't stop until Ding Dahan made a sound of "Tongtongtong" again.

What do you want to say, Lao Ding? Together, endlessly? Together, weal and woe, work together? But we can't help you if you hurt us?

Oh, you want to say it hurts, don't you? I finally understood what Ding Dahan was talking about, and I immediately got up to look for medicine, but there didn't seem to be any burn medicine in the house. Just when I turned around and tried to tell Ding Dahan that it really can't be done, we still have to go to the hospital. I saw that the parrot had flown to the top of Lao Ding's head, and before I could react, a stream of liquid sprayed out from between the parrot's feet and poured Ding Dahan directly, Ding Dahan noticed that there was liquid sprayed on his body, and the whole person jumped up, but the parrot did not give up, no matter where Lao Ding hid, he chased there, and the parrot stopped spraying after nearly a minute.

I'll rub it, this parrot really pees, and it smells quite sassy, so I'll stay away from him next time. Just as I was rejoicing in the few lucky attempts to avoid the parrot peeing on me, I heard the sound of Ding Dahan's cursing in my ears.

"You are a decrepit bird, you actually pee on me? You vomit my whole body of seafood, I endure it, you breathe fire on me, I endure it, you have to make an inch of progress and actually run on my head to pee! Haven't you heard of it? Bullying people or not, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, no, no, this dog jumps over the wall when he is in a hurry, no, it's not right, anyway, I'm fighting with you today-" After scolding, he picked up the vase on the table and was about to throw it at the parrot.

"Lao Ding, you are recovering!" It's incredible, this Ding Dahan's pig-headed face has recovered in more than a minute, not only recovered, but also looks younger, I leaned in front of him and reached out and poked his cheek, "Wow, this skin can be said to be blown and broken!" This parrot's urine actually has a healing effect!

"What?" Hearing what I said, Ding Dahan also stopped the movement of his hand, he touched his face with his hand, "Eh, it really doesn't hurt anymore!" After making sure that the pain on his face was gone, he touched his face up and down with his hand again, and suddenly he thought of something and turned around and rushed into the bathroom.

"Bird God! Bird God, you are so powerful, how did you do it?" At this time, Ding Dahan looked up at the parrot flying in mid-air, with a look of adoration, and the next second he might have to kneel down and worship this parrot. Could it be that his head was amused by the parrot? Even if the parrot healed his wounds, wouldn't that be the right thing? I really don't understand.

"Jingle jingle jingle bell—" The ringing of my cell phone interrupted my thoughts, and I looked towards the table, where it was my cell phone that kept ringing. I picked up my phone and looked at the caller ID, which showed an unfamiliar number, and then looked at the clock on the wall at four o'clock in the morning.

In the middle of the night, I didn't want to pay attention to this strange call, but the calls came one after another, and I answered the phone when the phone rang for the third time.

Before I could speak, a woman's voice came from the phone, "Hey, is it Ye Tian?" I'm Qian'er, come to the elf village, there's an accident here!" Before I could ask what was wrong, the phone hung up, and then I received a text message with an address information.

Qian'er? This name should be one of Mei'er's fox little foxes, something happened in the elf village? When I called again, the phone was turned off, and I called Wang Wei and the others again, all of them were not in the service area, and after a phone call, I was sure that something really happened to this group of people.

It was just dawn for me and Ding Dahan, the parrot took the earliest flight to Yunnan, this way, the shuttle bus turned to the tractor, and finally walked for nearly three hours and we finally came to the small village called Spoon shown on the message.

Backed by the endless Ailao Mountains, a small river meanders through the village, and dozens of small villages are nestled under hundreds of cherry blossom trees, and the whole village looks particularly quiet and beautiful in the evening glow. To be honest, if I hadn't come to save people this time, I would have had a good time here.

After entering the village, we found a farmer's family and settled down, and the information I received only showed that Wang Wei and the others were trapped in the east of this small village called Spoon Mo Village, and then there was no specific information.

I pondered that since this elf village is where the elves live, there must not be a "welcome to the elf village" street sign to welcome us in at any time, now we only have a general direction, if we want to find the elf village, it will definitely take a lot of effort, tonight we will temporarily stay in the village, inquire about the situation, and say that there will not be some legends about the elves here, and we may be able to save a lot of effort at that time.

It's just that I don't know if Wang Wei and the others will be able to wait for us to arrive, and I don't know what happened to the few of them? It stands to reason that there was only one Uncle Hua left in this elf village at that time, and there should be no one left, right? Could it be that they met someone who was looking for a treasure like them?

After dinner, the enthusiastic villagers poured a glass of local home-brewed home-baked wine for each of us, and a group of people sat around the fire pit to taste the home-baked wine and chat.

The family we borrowed was surnamed Bai, a family of four, the children had grown up and gone out to work, only the old two were at home, seeing that there were guests coming, this Uncle Bai was very happy, and he was killing chickens and cooking ham, and he was busy for a while, and at the request of Ding Dahan, Uncle Bai cooked a whole ham, of course, this request must have come from the mouth of the parrot, but Ding Dahan said it.

"Uncle Bai, is there anything interesting for you to go east after leaving the village?" After taking a sip of the fragrant self-roasted wine, I brought the topic to the purpose of our trip.

"Heading east?" Uncle Bai glanced up at me, then lowered his head and continued to fiddle with the clay pot in his hand, at this time he was making a local specialty tea, which seemed to be called rice tea.

He stared at the tea leaves in the clay pot, and didn't look back, "I, an old farmer in the mountains, can't figure out what you city people say about the fun place, we are in the mountains, except for trees or trees, if you want to ask me where is fun, I really can't say." ”

The kettle placed by the fire pit came with the sound of boiling water, and seeing that the water was boiling, Uncle Bai took the clay pot in his hand from the fire and poured the boiling water into the clay pot.

Suddenly there was a smell of tea with a paste fragrance in the house, and there was no particular tea set, several earthen bowls were poured with tea and handed to me and Ding Dahan in turn, when the tea was handed to me, Uncle Bai raised his eyes and looked at me, "There is indeed a place to go in the east of the village, where do you people in the city come to love, I don't know if you like it or not, anyway, as long as the people in the city come to love there." ”

"Uncle, what is that place?"

"Azalea Lake!"

"Azalea Lake?" Ding Dahan briefly exchanged eyes with me.