Chapter 420: Human Heart
Lu Baoer sat up straight, reached out and poked the arm of the driver in front of her, and asked, "Why do you take the road?"
Regarding Lu Baoer's question, the driver explained: "Hehe, little girl, the tunnel in front of the highway collapsed, and we can only bypass this section." But don't worry, it should be soon. ”
"Collapse?" Lu Bao'er became more suspicious, "Then don't you go with silver swollen?"
"Hehe, that's for sure! Little girl, let me tell you, uncle, there is someone above me! I can know where a bridge collapses or a water pipe explodes! Uncle's bull ratio is not something you little girls can understand. "The driver was very proud.
THIS DAMN LOLI MOTHER IS REALLY TROUBLESOME!
"Not really. Ma Ergu echoed beside her, "The relationship between the third brother Liu in Yuejiang is terrible! Who doesn't recognize those who are officials? Does the big man in Yuejiang, Cao Cripple, know it? The third brother is his nephew in the next room. ”
"Low-key, low-key! A nephew is a nephew, why do you come to the next room?" Liu Sange lit a cigarette and took a puff, "My uncle always loves me, and he often changed my diaper when he was young." ”
"Hey, a few days ago, I was asked to be the chairman of the board, but I directly refused. What are you kidding? My third brother Liu wants to be the boss and the big boss! Who is impatient to work for him? and he is not short of those two money. ”
"The third brother is a cow! Little girl, you should be like the third brother to study, read more, and be a useful person in the future. ”
As soon as the two sang and harmonized, Lu Baoer didn't listen to it at all, and she could conclude that these two mouthfuls must not be well-intentioned.
As for why? Who made him look so stumbling?
And from the very beginning, it was followed by a tattered Jetta, and it did not overtake, and it followed like that all the time. Apparently they were all part of it.
Could it be that their ultimate goal is to kidnap?
Thinking of this, Lu Baoer suddenly had the idea of calling the police immediately, but quickly threw this idea out of the clouds.
It's rare to encounter such an exciting thing, how can you be worthy of the three hundred yuan if you don't have fun? With Sister Bao'er's IQ, she can't clean up these stupid guys? Yes, and see how they want to play, so they quieted down.
I don't know how long it took, but the skeletons of several people were about to fall apart, and the sky was getting darker, and the van slowly stopped at the door of a farmhouse.
Second Aunt Ma jumped out of the car and clapped her hands: "Okay, girls, let's stay here tonight and leave tomorrow morning." The room and dinner are ready for you and are guaranteed to keep you satisfied. ”
Ye Xiaoxiao, who woke up from his sleep, looked around, and said with a confused expression: "Hmm...... What kind of place is this?"
"yes, there's not even a signal!
"There don't seem to be many people around here, so I'm a little scared......"
Ma Ergu said with a smile next to her: "Don't be afraid, because of the road conditions, we are just staying here for one night temporarily, in order to apologize, we have specially prepared a big meal for you tonight." Come with me!"
"Go wow. Lu Bao'er is a bold artist, and this time she took the lead and walked in.
A glimmer of light flashed in Ma Ergu's eyes, this little has the most problems along the way, and now she actually takes this lead, it seems that she has completely overestimated her IQ.
That's right, after all, it's just sixteen or seventeen-year-old children, what can they know other than eating, drinking, and having fun? It's easy to deal with them.
The dinner was indeed sumptuous, and the table was full of dishes, and it looked like it would cost thousands, to say the least.
This made Lu Bao'er even more sure that there was something wrong with them.
After all, this is only the first meal to spend so much, and there are still a whole few days left, don't they make money?
It's not that pies won't fall in the sky, the key is that this pie is very likely to be poisonous!
"Eat, everyone, you're welcome! Eat as you like! Not enough to add more! Hmm...... Cool!" Ma Ergu hugged half of the roast duck, gnawed her mouth full of oil, and greeted a few girls while gnawing.
Third Brother Liu opened his clothes, sat on the main seat with a big thorn, crossed Erlang's legs, his face was full of red light, and he raised his wine glass and shouted: "Come, drink, drink! Acquaintance is fate, and the third brother toasts you." ”
"Sorry, we don't drink. ”
The girls unanimously rejected his kindness, and the chopsticks barely moved.
On the other hand, Lu Baoer squatted on the chair very indecently, rolled up her sleeves and used her hands together, eating so much that she was called a hi skin, there were a lot of bones in front of her, and before she finished eating what she was eating, her hand stretched out again, and she seemed to have no guard at all.
Now she is completely a copy of Xu Moqiu, the only difference is that her speed is more than half slower than Xu Moqiu.
At home and at school, she didn't dare to be so arrogant, if she let Lu Mingyue know, her pocket money would definitely be deducted. Now it's rare that no one cares about it, so I have to say that this feeling is really enjoyable!
This starving ghost-like image made Ma Ergu very disdainful in her heart: seeing that she was so well dressed, she thought she was a young lady from a rich family, but it turned out to be a dirt bun who had never seen the world......
I secretly said in my heart: Let's eat! Eat hard! After eating this meal, I will never have a chance to eat a big meal again!
After dinner, the girls looked at the stars for a while and then went back to their rooms.
There were a total of seven people, and three rooms were arranged, one of which was a slightly larger room for three people, which was directly occupied by Lu Bao'er, Xu Shishi, and Mu Wanjing, and as for the remaining two rooms, they were divided by themselves.
"Treasure ......"
Back in the room, Master Xu was about to say something, Lu Bao'er covered her mouth, and at the same time made a silent gesture to Mu Wanjing next to her.
"8 Be loud, it's weird!" Lu Bao'er said in a low voice.
The two of them looked pale, Lu Baoer didn't say anything, turned around and walked into the bathroom, and after some inspection, Lu Baoer and Mu Wanjing's faces turned pale.
Faucets, ceilings, lamp housings, toilet lids...... A total of nine cameras were found by her!
"Whew...... Finally, there is a bird!" Lu Baoer threw the camera into the trash and breathed a sigh of relief.
Mu Wanjing swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with a scared face: "Bao'er, you ...... How do you know?"
Lu Baoer turned on the faucet and patted the water on her face in the mirror: "Ang, the mud don't usually blea, and the common sense of mesonine is good?"
"Bao'er, that ...... What should we do next?Do you call the police......" Master Xu took out his mobile phone, turned on the screen, and immediately found a very serious problem.
The phone is in a no-signal state.
"There should be a signal jammer in the metro. Lu Baoer seemed to have guessed this result a long time ago, and she was not surprised at all.
At the moment, their mobile phones are in a state of no signal, and they can't even make the most basic calls, so it's an upgraded version of MP4 in front of them. Of course, you can also use it to smash walnuts or something.
"It seems that you can use emergency dialing to call the police, you shouldn't need a signal, right?" Master Xu suddenly remembered this question.
"Yes, you can try emergency dialing. Mu Wanjing also said.
"Nins try. Lu Baoer didn't have any hope at all, and looked in the mirror very stinky.
Soon, Master Xu put down his phone and looked depressed.
Lu Bao'er touched her chin: "The emergency number also requires a very small number of drops, but there is a little signal here, and it is estimated that all but a murmur will be heard." ”
"Bao'er, what should we do then?" At this time, the two girls pinned their hopes on Lu Bao'er at the same time.
Although Lu Bao'er was smart, she also thought of something for a while, and shook her head: "Let's take one step at a time, let's go and tell them that there is a camera in the room first, and the watch is taken advantage of." Even the room is dropped, and the even comes to deal with it. ”
"Good!"
At that moment, a knock on the door suddenly remembered.
The three of them suddenly turned pale, Lu Bao'er was quite calm, and cleared her throat: "Who?"
"It's me, second aunt. ”
"What are you doing?" Lu Bao'er asked through the door without opening the door.
Second Aunt Ma said through the door: "Oh, there are a lot of mosquitoes at night, and Second Aunt has brought you two plates of mosquito coils." Oh, and watermelon! Chilled watermelon, it's so comfortable! Open the door!"
Sending mosquito coils, chilled watermelon, is she really so kind?
Lu Baoer 10,000 don't believe it, directly
Refused: "8 need, take away the mud, and the puppets want to break the birds." ”
Second Aunt Ma still didn't give up, and continued: "But there are really a lot of mosquitoes at night, aren't you afraid of biting a pimple?"
"Even the ones bring mosquitoes and water birds. ”
"Okay. Aunt Ma had nothing to say, so she had to turn around and leave. I secretly said in my heart: This little still looks quite vigilant! But it's a pity...... You are a monkey today, and you can't escape from my second sister-in-law's Wuzhi Mountain!
After making sure that she had left, Lu Baoer turned back to the bathroom again, and was about to say something, when she suddenly heard a soft sound of "bang" somewhere overhead.
Master Xu sniffed: "Did you smell anything?"
"Fragrant, a bit like lavender......"
"This taste...... 8 Okay!8 ...... suck" Lu Bao'er's face changed greatly, and she hurriedly held her breath and covered the mouths and noses of the two of them.
However, after all, it was still a step slow.
The two of them only felt the world spin for a while, and then fell limply. Lu Bao'er rolled her eyes, and fell to the ground as softly as watery noodles.
"Click"
After a while, the door of the room was opened, and the second aunt swaggered in with a cigarette in her mouth, looking at the three girls lying on the ground, with a smug smile on her face, and pinched Lu Bao'er's little face: "Aren't you clever? Why did you fall down? Hmph! Fight with the second sister-in-law? You are still too tender!"
As he spoke, he picked up Lu Bao'er and walked downstairs, and then did the same and threw all three of them into the car. As for the others, they had already collapsed in the car for a long time, motionless, and seemed to have fainted.
In the depths of the darkness, a man in a wheelchair was pushed out: "It's all done?"
"It's all done, Brother Bing, look at the money......" Second Aunt Ma rubbed her hands, with a smile on her face, and looked behind him at the same time, "Hey, why don't you see my family?"
A weird smile appeared on Mo Wenbing's face: "Oh, he's waiting for you over there!"
"Where?" Ma Ergu craned her neck and glanced around.
"It's in the car over there, you come with me, and I'll get you the money by the way." Well done, I'll give you an extra bonus. Mo Wenbing snapped his fingers, and the pony pushed him in front.
Hearing the money, Ma Ergu was suddenly very excited, and happily followed, just opened the car door, only to hear a "buzz" sound of breaking the air, and then the bento was hit on the head, and suddenly hit her head and blood, and her head buzzed.
What kind of operation is this? Second Aunt Ma was taken aback, covered her head and shouted, "Brother Bing, what do you mean by this?"
Mo Wenbing was also taken aback, he didn't expect this dead fat woman to be beaten so much, and she was beaten on the head like this, and she didn't faint!
"Send you to meet your dead ghost!" Mo Wenbing didn't bother to say more to her, took out the brick hidden in his arms, and smashed it directly into Ma Ergu's face.
I don't know if he underestimated Ma Ergu too much, or overestimated himself.
This brick smashed over, and was directly dodged by Ma Ergu.
The bricks are all slapped on the face, if Aunt Ma can't react, she deserves to be shot to death. Deng Shi was furious, raised his leg and kicked it directly in Mo Wenbing's chest.
Suddenly there was a "crackling" sound, and even with a wheelchair, Mo Wenbing fell directly into the garbage heap that was still burning next to him.
"Bang", the wind was strong at night, the fire took advantage of the wind, the wind helped the fire, and soon, Mo Wenbing was burned into a burning man. The terrible screams pierced the night sky, making people shudder.
Second Aunt Ma wiped the blood on her face, spat hard, and said with a gloomy face: "What a little deflated three, do you still want my mother to play this set?
The pony was shocked and angry, he never expected this fat woman to be so fierce, after a little hesitation, he decided to let her go first and then save Mo Wenbing, Brother Bing was determined and believed that he should be able to stand up.
"Phew!" he shouted, slapped his hands, and grabbed in, reaching out to pull Ma Ergu's vest, but Ma Ergu flashed sideways, and at the same time raised his elbow and hit the pony's temple with his backhand.
The pony suddenly felt as if someone was beating gongs and drums in his head, and he saw that there were several shadows of people, and he took several steps back in a row, and his body hit the car door before stopping.