Mo Wenbing's calculations played well, and everything went smoothly, but he overlooked a very important detail.

Or rather, he didn't think about it at all.

This woman knows kung fu!

Speaking of which, this second aunt Ma is also a person who has had adventures like the protagonist.

When I was a child, I was chased by someone for stealing, and I accidentally fell off a cliff, and was rescued by a teacher in the nunnery under the mountain, who saw that she had a strange skeleton and a flat forehead, so he accepted her as a disciple.

taught her kung fu with both hands, but she is really not a family material.

Three days of fishing, two days of drying nets, not to mention, and repeatedly violated the precepts, just stealing chickens and touching dogs, and hooked up with the guy, and happened to be caught by the teacher.

So she was expelled from the mountain gate, but she still didn't change, she was lazy and lazy, and lived by cheating.

She is strong, and she can use both hands and feet, and ordinary people are really not her opponents.

One move to repel the pony, she did not pause at all, rushed forward, did not give the pony a chance to resist at all, and her thick thighs with gusts of wind, like a thousand pounds of iron pillar, were fiercely pumped on the pony's waist.

"Click" made a crisp sound, and the pony's ribs were broken in an instant, and I don't know how many. Immediately flipped to the ground, and before he could scream, he was kicked in the stomach again. Almost didn't step his intestines out.

For a while, the pony was directly beaten in front of her and screamed like a grandson, and she had no power to fight back.

"Since you are unkind, then don't blame me for being unjust! Move me, but you have to pay the price!" Ma Ergu sneered, lifted the pony, and threw it directly at Mo Wenbing, who was still rolling in the fire pit, and the two rolled together in an instant. The screams grew louder and louder.

"Hey!" At that moment, a voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Who ......" Ma Ergu turned around and hit her head again. The same part was hit twice hard, and Ma Ergu suddenly felt dizzy and fell to the ground with a pop.

It was the Jetta driver who was hiding in the car just now to attack the small cannon, and he jumped down after overturning Ma Ergu.

Seeing that Mo Wenbing and the pony were still rolling and wailing in the fire pit, the situation was not optimistic! The small cannon looked around, picked up the shovel next to him, and slapped it directly at Mo Wenbing without saying a word.

After shooting for a long time, the effect doesn't seem to be great, and there is a faint smell of barbecue around.

Xiao Cannon pointed at Mo Wenbing and exclaimed, "It's not good! Brother Bing, your crotch is on fire!"

"Save ...... Help!" Mo Wenbing was angry and angry, screaming and shouting.

"Ah, then don't move! I'll save you!" Xiao Cannon rolled up his trouser legs, screamed strangely, jumped up and stepped directly on Mo Wenbing's crotch.

This hit the bull's-eye, and the sound of "popping" eggs shattering came, Xiao Cannon was stunned for a moment, and then said with a weak face: "Bing...... Brother Bing...... Are you alright?"

"I ...... I...... ......" Mo Wenbing's mouth opened wide, and his whole body kept twitching, and he couldn't say what he wanted to say after all. The sharp pain in his crotch told him that the thing had been trampled on by this sand sculpture!

If Mo Wenbing weren't a high paraplegic, he would definitely jump up and spit out his shit, and he wouldn't have eyes and ears, right?

Xiao Cannon stepped forward, stretched out his foot and kicked him gently: "Brother Bing, you have something to say, what should we do now? Go home and sleep? I'm a little sleepy." ”

Mo Wenbing's eyes almost didn't pop out, and he howled with all his might: "Mom...... Can you sleep now, Mommy?" hiss......"

Xiao Cannon scratched his head and said, "I think it's okay, it's not hot tonight, and there is an air conditioner in the house." ”

"I'll sleep on your grandma's yo-yo......! Lift Grandpa up!hiss...... Ahh

And now...... Large-scale burns aside, the key is that that thing also made these two goods burst!

What's going on?

Come, what do you say is the meaning of life? If it were you, would you accept it?

Xiao Cannon helped him to sit up in the wheelchair, looked at the severely burned face, and suddenly gasped, and said with a look of fear: "Hiss...... Oops! Brother Bing...... You...... How did you get it? Why are you so careless? Does it hurt? Don't be afraid! I'm here!"

Mo Wenbing was so angry that he died: "I'm stepping on a horse...... I ......"

"Hehe!" Without waiting for Mo Wenbing to finish speaking, Xiao Cannon spit on Mo Wenbing's face, and then stretched out his hand to wipe him evenly, smiling while wiping it back, "I am the godson of Guanyin Bodhisattva, my saliva is medicated, I promise to be fine soon! Hey, don't move!"

"...... Get out of the way of labor and management!" Mo Wenbing almost fainted in pain, and a large piece of skin was rubbed off for him, was he sure he didn't want to murder?

Pushing him away, Mo Wenbing endured the severe pain and turned his wheelchair to the side of the car, and took out a bottle of Yunbei black medicine and a circle of gauze from the storage box in front of the passenger seat.

In order to make up for his mistakes, Xiao Cannon hurriedly grabbed it: "Brother Bing, don't panic, I'll help you!"

"Shhh...... Ah......h That's liquor! ...... painfully" Mo Wenbing's face was seriously distorted, and his whole body trembled even more.

Ten minutes later, a fresh mummy was baked, and Mo Wenbing was tightly wrapped except for his two eyes and mouth. Especially below, wrapped in a lot of gauze, not to mention, half a bottle of liquor and a bottle of Yunbei black medicine were poured.

As for the pony, it was only a minor burn, with three broken ribs, and the injury was not serious.

The pony was still angry, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Brother Bing, don't panic, I'll beat that dead woman to death to give you anger!"

Mo Wenbing waved his hand and said, "her! She's not a woman, just together!"

"This ......" Xiaoma glanced at Ma Ergu and said with a look of disgust, "Who wants to look so stumbling?"

"It's a big deal to send it out as an additive. Mo Wenbing said compassionately, "Mom, this dead fat woman will have to pay a heavy price if she plots against labor and capital! Don't delay time." ”

The van started again, and in the dark, a pair of big black eyes swirled around.

Lu Bao'er had always been awake, and she had every chance to sneak away, but she still didn't do it after all. After all, everyone came together, and it was a bit unrighteous to go alone.

The bag and mobile phone are not on her body, and she doesn't dare to fight hard with these guys for the time being, so she has to wait for the opportunity to move, at this moment she suddenly misses the dead briquette, if he is there, hey......

......

Stepping on the land of the Yuejiang River again, Lu Mingyue felt unprecedented kindness. Even the beggars on the side of the road, she felt much more handsome than the outsiders.

"Phew...... Qin Mengyan took a deep breath and pulled Lu Mingyue's arm, "Honey, let's go home quickly! I seem to have heard the call of the big bed and the air conditioner, they miss me so much! I can't let them down." ”

"Let's go!"

The living room of the Lu family villa.

Lu Qianqian held a cat and paced back and forth on a pair of high heels, the roots of which collided with the smooth and hard marble floor, making a crisp sound of "aggressive".

The voice was like a hammer, striking Lu Zhe's young and fragile mind hard, shrugging his head and shrinking in the corner of the sofa and not daring to speak.

Seeing him shrink into a ball, Lu Qianqian couldn't help but count: "Tell me about you, I asked you to look at Dian Bao'er, what do you think?

Lu Zhe muttered in a low voice: "Sister, you can't blame me...... She's so powerful, how can I afford to mess with her?"

Lu Qianqian was even more angry: "You dare to talk back, right? You are a big man, you can't even look down on a girl, you say you ...... If the eldest sister comes back and knows that Bao'er has slipped away, let's all wait for her to be dismantled!

While they were talking, the door opened, and when they looked outside, the two of them were shocked!

Say sister, sister arrives. is still the most terrible Sister Mingyue.

The two have no second choice but to face reality.

Walking into the house, Lu Mingyue was greeted by two bitter gourd faces, and couldn't help frowning: "What's wrong with you two? You don't seem to be happy at all when you see us coming back? Or is it who is in trouble again?"

Lu Zhe's eyes rolled: "That, sister, I'...... I'll tell you something, but you have to promise me not to be angry. ”

"No!" Lu Mingyue rolled her eyes, "If you don't want to have too much money next semester, you should know what to do." ”

Lu Zhe suddenly shouted: "Sister, you are hegemonism!

Lu Mingyue clasped her hands to her chest and said with a smile: "Yes, I am a hegemonist, what's wrong? You seem to have an opinion?"

Lu Zhe's neck shrank: "I'...... How can I have an opinion? I think this is very good, the so-called jade is not cut, it is not a weapon, and it is difficult to endure hardships, so that you can become a superior person, and you can only be strict with yourself......

Why are these words so familiar? Lu Mingyue immediately interrupted: "Okay, have you been possessed by Xu Moqiu......?

I was really squatting and was shot! Xu Moqiu, who was fiddling with souvenirs on the ground, smiled bitterly and did not speak.

"That's right, Bao'er...... Well...... Uh, that's her...... It seems that ......" Lu Zhe was hesitant and didn't know how to speak for a while.

Sure enough, it was this dead treasure who took advantage of his absence to make trouble again! Lu Mingyue's face suddenly turned cold, and she said in a deep voice: "What's wrong with her? Is there something wrong with her?"

She ...... Ran away!" Lu Zhe thought about it and found such a word in his mind.

"Running away?" Lu Mingyue was stunned, "What do you mean?

Lu Zhe scratched his head: "No, to be precise, uh...... Should ......"

"Hey...... Okay, get out of the way, let's talk about it!" Lu Qianqian couldn't stand it anymore, and pushed him away, "Here's the thing, she tricked me out today to buy something for her, and then locked Xiao Zhe in the house and slipped away by herself." ”

Lu Zhe was ashamed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to stand in, where did he dare to speak.

Indeed, with his IQ, it is normal to be played around by Lu Baoer.

Lu Mingyue glanced at Lu Zhe with disdain, and asked, "Did you call her?"

Lu Qianqian looked helpless: "The phone can't get through." ”

"Can't get through? Give me your phone. ”

Lu Zhe hurriedly handed over a cuboid next to him.

Looking at that thing, Lu Mingyue couldn't cry or laugh, and almost didn't slap him directly on the face: "I want a mobile phone, you give me the remote control of the air conditioner? Did you turn off your brain for a day? Or did you not turn off enough time?"

At this time, Xu Moqiu found the cute kitten in Lu Qianqian's arms and stretched out his hand to her: "Come, Qianqian, give me a hug." ”

"Huh?" Lu Qianqian suddenly blushed and said, "This ...... Not so good. ”

Xu Moqiu said with a strange expression: "What's wrong?

"That'...... Okay!" Lu Qianqian glanced at Lu Mingyue next to her, took a deep breath, put the cat on the table, and threw herself into Xu Moqiu's arms.

The people around were stunned for a moment, including Xu Moqiu, who also looked confused, he meant to hug the cat, but what he didn't expect was that Lu Qianqian would actually throw herself into her arms!

This...... What does this mean?

Perhaps feeling the strange gazes around her, Lu Qianqian finally reacted, but fortunately, she was in a hurry, let go of Xu Moqiu, and hurriedly threw herself into Qin Mengyan's arms, everyone hugged each other: "I miss you so much." ”

Lu Mingyue looked at her with a strange expression: "I thought you only wanted Teacher Xu!"

"I didn't ...... He's just closer. Lu Qianqian's face was slightly red, and she quickly changed the topic, "Sister, Bao'er is gone, should we call the police?"

"Call her again!" Lu Mingyue had a calm face, "This dead treasure is becoming more and more lawless! Wait for her to come back this time and see how I clean her up! I have to pick her skin!"

Lu Zhe pursed his lips and did not speak. I say this every time, but every time Lu Baoer is coquettish, hugging her arm and shaking it a few times, she really can't squeeze out two tears, and the matter is revealed.

And I'm different, it's really a buckle when I say it's a buckle! Don't say it's cute, if anyone helps to intercede, they will deduct more.

This made him sigh, it is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a man of the Lu family!