Tianbang reacted to the shouting speed, and immediately put on a big filial hat for himself. Looking at the admiring gazes of the diners around him, he suddenly became proud, as if what he had just said was true.

The tilted his head: "But Brother Tianbang, I remember that you didn't say that you were an orphan before? The whole family and relatives were sunk by the enemy! You also said that in order to avenge them, you killed them alone with a rolling pin and made their blood flow like a river......

"Do you have to have two bars with me today?" The disdainful gazes around him made Tianbang suddenly feel embarrassed, jumped up, and poured a glass of cold beer directly into the back of the's neck.

"Shhh...... Oh! it's so cool! it's so cool!" the couldn't stand the stimulation, and suddenly trembled, and just reached the peak of his life.

"Brother ...... Sky"

"Shut up! Eat if you want, get out if you don't eat!" Tianbang was very angry, pushed the head to the side, and said to the next person, "Actually, I don't know what he's talking about, this kid can't make ...... since he was a child."

When it was his turn to check out, Tianbang was dumbfounded.

"How much do you say?" asked the third time the Celestial Stick asked.

The boss was patient: "1870, the odds are wiped for you, just give 1800." ”

"My Nima ......" Huang Mao suddenly jumped up and grabbed the boss by the collar, "We'll eat dozens of kidneys and a dozen dog whips, and you're going to charge me 1800?

Before the boss opened this barbecue restaurant, he was also a famous big oilman in Yuejiang, so it was naturally impossible to be bluffed by them, and he said with a smile: "It is natural to give money for dinner." Big brother, you have to be reasonable. ”

"Okay! Be reasonable! My brother likes to be reasonable!" "Brother Tianbang likes to be reasonable!" Tianbang stood up and pointed to his table, "Everyone come to judge me, is my table worth 1800?

The boss explained: "Your table is not worth so much, but their previous table ......"

Tianbang secretly said in his heart that it was not good, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "How much can the two of them eat?"

"Sorry, that table is 1500. ”

A pair of dogs and men can eat 1,500 when they eat barbecue? Have you never eaten in your last life or what? Whether others believe it or not, the sky stick doesn't believe it anyway.

"Really, fake?" the Heavenly Stick stuck in a head, and looked at the pile of various animal bones and the debris that covered the table, and his face suddenly turned green. While secretly scolding the rice bucket, he began to sum up the amount of money on his body.

"Brother, I've been opening a store here for decades, and I'm absolutely not bullied, and everyone has heard that you promised to pay for them, do you still want to pay the bill?" Come on, cash or scan my QR code?"

Tianbang boasted that he was a figure with a head and a face in Yuejiang, so he naturally couldn't save face, and gritted his teeth: "Scan the code!"

As a result, the balance was not enough, and Tianbang hurriedly kicked the in the head: "Chicken, hurry up, there is still a difference of 250." ”

The clutched his trouser pocket: "Ahh......h I'll have to wait two days to go to the hospital to get my BP cut!"

More than a dozen pairs ......of eyes stared, Tianbang felt hot on his face, and frowned: "Haven't you come over the same if you don't cut it for so many years?"

"Hey...... But when there is an event in the hospital for two days, the group purchase is half price, and I have made an appointment with someone else......"

"Trough, cut Nima's hairy eggs!" Tianbang was on fire, and he directly reached into the trouser pocket of the, snatched the crumpled 250 yuan, and stuffed it into the boss's hand, "My Tianbang brother is also a figure with a head and face in Yuejiang, not bad for your two money!"

Huang Mao echoed: "That's it!"

The said: "After consuming so much, it's not too much to roast two tofu for each of us, right? Oh, and give us two bottles of Kuoluo! ”

Tianbang's face suddenly pulled down, and he dragged the's head: "Roast a yo-yo!"

The's eyes lit up, and his right hand scratched the crotch of his pants impatiently: "Brother Tianbang, are we going to have fun?"

"You have money?"

"No, didn't you say you invited us?"

If I have money, I still need to ask you to get it? Tianbang said in a muffled voice: "Next time! The weather is bad today." ”

"But I've eaten ten kidneys...... I ......"

"Alright, alright, don't you have a second-hand inflatable doll at home? We'll take turns in a moment. Let's go! After the whole day, Brother Tianbang, please stay overnight. ”

……

Xu Moqiu returned to the villa at half past eleven o'clock in the evening, the light in the living room was still on, and when he walked in, he saw that Old Man Lu was sitting up straight, his eyes motionless and looking at the boring advertisements on TV.

Seeing Xu Moqiu, the old man immediately stood up: "Why did you only come back now?

Xu Moqiu naturally couldn't tell him that he and Lu Mingyue's best friend were drinking outside, so he made up an excuse at random: "Oh, a few colleagues, I have to drink two glasses, but I can't shirk it." ”

The old man sniffed Xu Moqiu's body, but didn't find any clues, and frowned: "Ah Qiu, you are a family person, try to have less contact with those who are not careful." What's in your hand?"

secretly said that it was dangerous, but fortunately, Qin Mengyan did not have the habit of spraying perfume. Xu Moqiu said unashamedly: "Oh, the barbecue I brought to Mingyue." ”

"Try to eat as little junk food as possible. But you kid has a bit of a conscience! go tell her to come down and eat. ”

"Okay!"

Just after Xu Moqiu went upstairs, an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of the old man's mouth.

Lu Mingyue hadn't eaten these things since she graduated from high school, so she naturally rejected Xu Moqiu's kindness. By the time he came down, the table was filled with two large glasses of brown sparkling wine.

Xu Moqiu was not modest, took a big sip when he picked it up, and frowned: "What kind of wine is this, why does it taste a little weird?"

The old man continued to watch the TV without looking back: "Oh, good wine, I can't even drink it myself." What about Mingyue?"

Xu Moqiu stuffed a big waist into his mouth: "Hmm...... She said she didn't want to eat, old man, let's have a drink? So much, I can't finish it alone!"

"No, no, you drink, I'll watch TV for a while." ”

"That's fine. ”

After two glasses of wine and a casual meal, Xu Moqiu couldn't eat it anymore, burped, staggered to his feet, and just lit a cigarette. The old man said: "What time is it now, why don't you hurry up and go upstairs to sleep with your wife?" Let the first beauty in Yuejiang stay alone in the empty room, are you embarrassed?"

Xu Moqiu pointed to the table: "I don't ...... Haven't you cleaned it up yet?"

"Hurry up, I'm here. The old man pushed and kicked Xu Moqiu to the second floor, watched him walk into Lu Mingyue's room, and then left satisfied.

At this moment, Lu Mingyue was lying on the bed flipping through a magazine, and as soon as Xu Moqiu entered the room, he smelled a pungent smell of alcohol, and couldn't help frowning: "Have you drunk?"

There was indeed some excess today, Xu Moqiu felt a little dizzy in his head, so he lay down, squinted his eyes, and didn't hide anything: "Well, I drank two glasses with Meng Yan at the roadside stall after school, and the old man who just came back poured me two glasses of wine." ”

Lu Mingyue kept waving her little hand: "You really don't refuse to come! Hurry up and take a shower! Don't pollute my room. ”

"Okay!" Xu Moqiu got up very happily, staggered to the bathroom, rinsed briefly, and walked out swaggeringly wearing a pair of big pants.

How obscene and obscene that look was, Lu Mingyue didn't dare to look at him at all, a flush quietly appeared on his face, and said in a stiff voice: "Should you be in your own room? Can't you wear more clothes? You can't see the pajamas on the shelf? really!"

"Uh...... Sorry, I'm a little short-sighted. Xu Moqiu had no choice but to turn back, put on his pajamas and walked out again, and closed his eyes when he lay on the ground and stopped talking.

The alarm clock hands on the pillow rang non-stop, Lu Mingyue wrapped herself tightly in a sheet, but she couldn't sleep, Xu Moqiu obviously drank a little too much today, and they all said that men are prone to sex after drinking, will he ...... Hey, I knew I shouldn't have worn such thin pajamas. What should I do? He doesn't even give himself a belt today, do you want to use the fruit knife for self-defense?

Xu Moqiu, on the other side, was even more tossing and turning, and it was difficult to sleep. He only felt extremely hot all over his body, as if there was a fire burning in his heart, and even his breathing became heavy. A strong impulse rose in his heart, and some places were instantly erected.

It's no wonder that when he had barbecue with Qin Mengyan before, he ate no less than ten big waists by himself, and even ate a few dog whips at the instigation of Qin Mengyan, and when he came back, he had a few big waists. The most terrible thing is the two cups of special aphrodisiac wine specially prepared for him by the old man.

If he can fall asleep in this way, it can only mean that he is completely useless in some way!

Hot!

It's like it's on fire!

At this moment, Xu Moqiu had the urge to pour a bucket of ice water into his crotch.

His throat moved, he lifted the quilt suddenly, sat up with a bone, and kept groping beside Lu Mingyue's bed with his hands. There was a crack in the curtain, and the moonlight shone in through the gap, just to see an indecent scene somewhere on Xu Moqiu's body.

"What does he want to do? Could it be that he really wants to be a beast? Oh my God......! What should I do?" Lu Mingyue's heart was about to rise to her throat, and she didn't even dare to make a sound, her body trembled slightly, and she squeezed the little bear in her arms.

Xu Moqiu began to move! I saw him slowly climb onto the bed, with an evil smile on his face, and slowly stretched out his big evil hand and grabbed Lu Mingyue...... Remote control for air conditioning next to pillow.

"Dididi" pressed wildly, adjusted the temperature to 16 degrees, and then climbed out of bed satisfied.

It turned out to be to regulate the temperature, and Lu Mingyue suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. Afraid of alarming the other party, she didn't even dare to turn over, her nerves were highly tense, and she was so tired that soon a wave of tiredness struck, just when she was about to let down her vigilance and sleep peacefully, Xu Moqiu moved again!

I saw him stand up quietly, "bang", threw the air conditioner on his body on himself, and said while tidying up the quilt for himself: "Don't catch a cold." ”

Then there was the "grunt", a sound similar to that of an old cow drinking water came from the bathroom.

And then ...... As soon as the picture turned, when Lu Mingyue woke up, Xu Moqiu had disappeared, and even breakfast had been prepared.

The old man looked at Lu Mingyue and said with a smile: "Xiaoyue, how did you sleep last night?"

Lu Mingyue said perfunctorily: "Uh...... It's okay. ”

"What do you mean it's okay?" the old man frowned and lowered his voice, "That kid didn't perform well last night?"

Lu Mingyue looked dazed: "Performance?

Looking at his granddaughter's bewildered expression, the old man's heart was full of anger: "What kind of performance do you say? Between husband and wife, what else can you behave? Do you pretend to be confused with me? People who have been married for three years, is it possible that they are still embarrassed?"

Lu Mingyue finally reacted, and her pretty face flushed: "Hmm...... It's okay. ”

The old man continued to ask: "Then did he have half an hour?"

"Ah...... This...... How do I know this......" Lu Mingyue didn't want to dwell on this topic, so she quickly poured a cup of soy milk for the old man, "Grandpa, hurry up and eat!

The old man took a sip of soy milk, frowned, and said, "You don't know......?" Also, you're just enjoying it. Let me tell you, my wine is placed in the third compartment of the wine cabinet, and you remember, ask him to drink a glass before going to bed in the future! Make sure that the golden gun will not fall at night!"