Moral heart?

Xu Moqiu almost didn't kick them all into the dung pit!

A group of guys who peeked at girls going to the toilet and said that people have no sense of public morality? A group of rabbit cubs, why don't they ask themselves if they have a sense of public morality and shame?

Also, who doesn't take off their pants when they go to the toilet? Is it possible to pull their pants pockets and wash them again?

"Hey, hey, hey, look, it's that Lori in high school!"

"Ahh

"Mader, get out of the way! My legs are numb! It's time for me to change it!"

High School Class 5?

The first thing Xu Moqiu thought about was his sister-in-law Lu Baoer.

Deng Shi was taken aback, if Lu Bao'er let them see it......, what would it be? Ahh

I took out the teacher's card and hung it up, snapped it and turned on the flashlight, coughed, and said with a serious face: "What are you doing?" I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, I held my head in my hands, and squatted in a row for me!"

Everyone was taken aback and wanted to run, but Xu Moqiu blocked the door. Jumping through the window and jumping off the building? Not to that point.

Xu Moqiu held a flashlight in his hand and kept swaying on the faces of these birdmen, but fortunately, it was all unfamiliar faces. Wait, the person in the innermost pit seems to be a little familiar?

Xu Moqiu said with a cold face: "That classmate, please take your hand away!"

Lu Zhe stiffened his head and showed a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Hi...... Teacher Xu, do you believe me when I said I came to squat?"

Who is it that is not good? Is it you kid? Xu Moqiu's lungs almost exploded! The flashlight kept shaking on his face: "Do you believe it or not? Hurry up, get out of here! Go and squat there!"

"Hey...... Don't! Lu Zhe hurriedly covered his face with his hand, and groped in his trouser pocket with his other hand, but he didn't know if he was too nervous or what, his hand slipped, and the toilet paper fell directly into the pit.

Xu Moqiu saw that he hadn't gotten up for a long time, and said impatiently: "What are you inmoking?"

Lu Zhe cried and said with a sad face: "I'...... I can't get up! The paper fell into the pit...... Which of you has paper? Lend me some of it. ”

"Hahahaha, won't you solve it with panties?"

"That's it! If you really can't do it, just use your hands, just scrub and wash. ”

"Can you use socks...... Haha!"

"One by one, give Lao Tzu a little more serious! Don't be there with a hippie smile!" Xu Moqiu burst into a loud shout, and the whole building instantly fell silent, glanced at Lu Zhe, and said lightly, "Everyone present, you all remember the names for me, before school tomorrow afternoon, three ...... per person Forget it, a thousand-word review is in my hands. ”

"Ah......h

"A thousand words, do you want so many?"

"That is, the essay is only 800 words......"

The surroundings suddenly complained, and Xu Moqiu smiled coldly: "Then two thousand! You can continue to bargain." Of course, you can not write it! But at that time, Liao Guangtou will not be as good at talking as me. ”

Xu Moqiu took out his mobile phone and called up the night shooting mode: "Don't have a fluke mentality, I will take pictures of your faces one by one." ”

"Click" shutter sound continued, a group of voyeurs were all recorded by Xu Moqiu, looking at the group of birdmen who were downcast, Xu Moqiu took a step forward, took off the two binoculars, and clamped them under his armpit: "Okay, let me go back to sleep! Be honest with me! I confiscated the telescopes, of course, you can also try to persuade me to return them to you." ”

Someone hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no! ”

"Yes, yes, the teachers work hard, and that's a little bit of our heart. ”

"What nonsense! Get out of here!" Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette, dared to run away and did a voyeurism, and glanced at Lu Zhe, who was still squatting, "You want to rot in the pit, right?"

Lu Zhe looked embarrassed and hurriedly explained: "No, brother-in-law, I ...... I'm really out of paper! Why don't you lend me some?"

"Figure it out yourself! I won't tell your sister about today's incident, but you'd better be honest with me. The next is not an example. After a warning, Xu Moqiu turned around and left.

At the same time, a phone was dialed, and the phone was quickly connected, and the girl's sweet voice came: "Teacher?"

Xu Moqiu thought about it and said straight to the point: "Well, it's me...... So what, pay attention, don't go to the public toilet at the end of the dormitory, someone is peeping. ”

"Ahh ”

"Why am I lying to you? I just caught a bunch of outlaws, and I still have something to do. Go to bed early. ”

"Okay, good night, teacher. ”

"Good night. ”

Hanging up the phone, Xu Moqiu called Lu Baoer again, but unfortunately the prompt on the other end of the phone was on the phone, probably talking to Lu Mingyue. Xu Moqiu edited a WeChat message and sent it over, and then ignored it.

It's already 9:50 at the moment, and I'll have to pay for it later!

trotted all the way back to the office, and when she looked at the time, it was exactly 9:58, Qin Mengyan got up and stretched: "You're quite punctual when you take advantage! Hey, what are you holding in your hand?"

"What else could it be? Telescope!" Xu Moqiu casually pulled the cabinet open and threw the telescope in.

Qin Mengyan picked one up and began to fiddle: "In the middle of the night, you went to be a thief?"

"What do you call that? I'm a teacher, and I'm honest and innocent, and it's confiscated in the boys' dormitory. ”

"Confiscate? If someone buys a telescope, you won't confiscate it? You're so domineering?"

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Heh, what would you think if I told you that they used it to peep into the women's toilet?"

"What is really perverted! What are the boys thinking about now?" Qin Mengyan looked at Xu Moqiu's face with disgust, "You are familiar with the road as soon as you catch one, you must have done this kind of thing before, right?"

"That is, you, if someone else says this, do you think I'm in a hurry with him? Let's go!"

Qin Mengyan took the telescope in her hand: "I confiscated this telescope, do you have no opinion?"

It was stolen goods, Xu Moqiu naturally didn't have any opinions, under the leadership of Qin Mengyan, the two came to the "bald barbecue", and the boss didn't ask much, nodded at them and started to work.

Last time, I saw Xu Moqiu's amount of food, and the boss was impressed. This guy's mouth is simply a bottomless pit, and he doesn't refuse to come, the boss is very suspicious, even if he smears some spice on the table legs, he can gnaw it directly.

As soon as he sat down, a rough voice came: "Boss, give me twenty of your big waists! Eight mature, the kind with a little blood! And that dog whip, give me five ...... Forget it, eight! That thing is best to eat raw! What do you see? You haven't seen a macho man, have you? Believe it or not, your Tianbang brother jumped up and shaved you in the ear, so that you couldn't even touch the door?"

A little yellow hair next to him said: "Brother Tianbang, can you stand eating so much?"

"Isn't it over finding a place to vent? Don't worry, Brother Tianbang invites you to have fun tonight! It's not bad for money!" Tianbang patted his chest with a bold face.

The young man behind him flattered: "Brother Tianbang is a cow! You are still so fierce when you are beaten like this! Or you will say that you are a ruthless person!"

Tianbang suddenly frowned: "Waste Nima's! I told you that Lao Tzu was hit by a car! You go and inquire, in the entire Yuejiang River, the name of my Tianbang brother is known to everyone! The person who beat me has not yet been born!"

The last sentence was quite loud, and Qin Mengyan just raised her head and looked at him.

it! How is this violent woman?

One punch knocked himself to the point of internal bleeding, and the doctor said that if that punch was offset by a few tenths of a centimeter, it was likely to kill him!

The corners of Tianbang's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly turned his face aside, pretending not to see it. He beckoned to the, "Chicken, hurry up and put the table on the table!" ”

The lifted the curtain in the house and beckoned to Tianbang: "Brother Tianbang, come inside, there is air conditioning inside!"

Tianbang sank his face: "Blow a ball of air conditioning! Eat barbecue and eat this atmosphere! Talk less and be beaten less, come and set the table!"

"But ......"

The seemed to want to say something, but seeing that Tianbang's face fell, Huang Mao hurriedly dragged him: "Just sit outside, the feng shui outside is good, and there are beautiful eyebrows to look at." ”

The only glanced at Qin Mengyan, and was suddenly shocked, with a reluctant face: "But there is ...... in it"

"What's there? There's a hairy egg on the ground waiting for you to pick up? Or is there dog shit waiting for you to lick it? Lao Tzu hasn't educated you for two days, hasn't he?" Tianbang jumped up and slapped him, "You ringgit, isn't it fragrant to eat outside? Or do you want to have diarrhea after eating? Eat or not? If you don't eat, get out if you don't eat!"

After being slapped, the instantly became honest, peeking inside, whispering in his mouth, not knowing what he was saying.

Qin Mengyan drained the last bottle of beer and said with a smile: "Hehe, it seems that you don't have to spend money to eat today!"

Looking at this bad smile, Xu Moqiu instantly understood that Brother Tianbang outside was about to bleed.

Qin Mengyan shouted outside: "Boss, bring me another 20 big kidneys to pack!50 skewers of mutton skewers." ”

"Good Ratcha!"

The corners of Tianbang's mouth twitched slightly, but he quickly regained his composure and continued to beckon his brother to eat and drink.

Ten minutes later, Qin Mengyan came to the table of the heavenly stick with a roasted big waist, and pretended to be surprised: "Huh, why are you? You are also eating here?"

Tianbang knew that he couldn't dodge, so he had to bite the bullet and barely squeeze out an ugly smile: "Yes...... yes! What a coincidence!"

Qin Mengyan narrowed her eyes and looked at the heavenly stick: "Yo! your body is good, can you come out to wave?"

"Huh...... Yes, yes! I ...... I've practiced it before, so the skin is rough and the meat is thick. ”

"Then you bought me the bill for my table, you should have no opinion, right?"

This Nima is obviously blackmailing! The suddenly became angry, and he slapped the table and stood up: "Ouch, little, who are you stepping on? Do you know who this is? Brother Tianbang, the big guy in Yuejiang, are you asking him to pay? I think you are tired or crooked? You...... Oh, you're ...... What are you hitting me for?"

Before the words fell, Tianbang called out again with a big-eared scraper. I was slapped again for no reason, and the was stunned there.

Tianbang smiled at Qin Mengyan and said, "What, you guys go well, this meal is mine!

"You kid has some eyesight, not bad! I'm optimistic about you!"

Looking at the two people who rode away, Tianbang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The pondered for a moment and looked at Tianbang's face: "Brother Tianbang, aren't you afraid of that woman?"

"How do you know...... Cough...... You don't know don't talk nonsense!" Feeling the strange eyes around him, Tianbang's eyes rolled, and he straightened his face, "Actually, that woman is me...... Aunt from afar! Yes! Old aunt! Don't look at her young on the surface, in fact, she is in her fifties! Brother Tianbang, who am I? The number one filial son in Yuejiang!"

"The so-called filial piety comes first, and filial piety is gratitude. Gratitude is a kind of strength, gratitude is a kind of responsibility, gratitude is a kind of obligation! When I was a child, my old aunt still took good care of me, and a handful of and urine pulled me up. Although Brother Tianbang is now developed, I can't forget my roots as a man, right? Do you think that's the truth? You say, should I invite this meal?"