Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 166 Let's Fight Marbles
Xu Moqiu felt that he was extremely wronged.
Aren't you just here to have a meal? There are still no grains in your stomach, and somehow someone wants to find yourself alone!
What about the Hongmen Banquet?
Xu Moqiu shook his head and said very gracefully: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, I am a scholar, and I don't have the same knowledge as you." ”
The meaning of these words could not be more obvious, you are uneducated, and Lao Tzu disdains to do anything with you.
The big back head is also a person who has read books, and his hair suddenly turned red, and even the leprosy scar on the top of his head became red.
Staring at the strange eyes, his face trembled like a cramp, and shouted: "Little ...... If you are a man, go to the yard with your father and me, and we will fight with real knives and guns! If anyone loses, who will call each other three times grandpa in front of everyone!"
Xu Moqiu still shook his head: "I'm just a weak scholar who has no power to restrain chickens, how can I be your opponent?"
"Little white face, are you cowardly?"
"Besides, I don't want to have such a shameful grandson as you!" Xu Moqiu didn't want to say anything more to this low-IQ child, turned around and walked towards the long platform where the fruit was placed.
"Stand there!" Mahler slammed forward, put his hands on the long platform, sat on the stage with one butt, and pointed at Xu Moqiu, "You say, why are you willing to go head-to-head with me?"
Xu Moqiu thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "Then you turn yourself into a woman first! ”
"You, little white face, you dare to play tricks on me? Mother's grandmother, the old purple hammer will kill you!" The big back was furious, where did he care if there was anyone watching next to him?
grabbed the large durian on his right hand, jumped off the table, and threw himself at Xu Moqiu with a strange scream.
Just walked two parts, suddenly a sound of breaking the air came, followed by the explosion of pain in the crotch, the big back mouth let out a "whoop" scream, and immediately reached out to cover the crotch of his pants, the durian in his hand fell and smashed on his slipper-wearing feet.
"Papa" blood splashed everywhere, so miserable. There was a sudden exclamation all around.
Not far away, Lu Bao'er made a victory gesture towards Xu Moqiu, put away the slingshot in his hand, and then continued to dig holes in the dozen layers of the big cake like a nobody.
"Ahh
The screams like killing pigs sounded, Yu Feiyang hurriedly found someone to drag him down, and said to the guests apologetically: "Everyone, it was just an accident just now, my friend's head was caught by the door when he was a child, and it is not easy to use, please don't take it to heart." Go ahead, everybody!"
Xu Moqiu just wanted to eat something quietly and then slip away, but someone didn't let him get his wish.
No, as soon as I broke off a banana, someone slapped me on the shoulder.
Turning his head, a man who was so thin that he was dressed like a hemp pole and dressed in fancy clothes, was shaking his legs with a cigarette in his mouth, his nostrils were facing the sky, and he said to Xu Moqiu in a very spitty tone: "I said this brother, you look very good? What kind of real man is playing with yin behind your back? Brother Li is careless, and it doesn't mean anything because he fell in love with your way! Don't take yourself too seriously. ”
I knew that so many things could happen at a party, Xu Moqiu said that he wouldn't come, isn't it good to look at beautiful women at home?
Xu Moqiu knocked off the claws that were no different from dry wood, and frowned: "Who are you?"
"I'm just a person who can't get used to you!" the man shook the lid of the pot that he thought was very stylish, and said very chicly.
However, he didn't expect that after Xu Moqiu asked him, he didn't even look at him, and turned to leave.
Wasting his expression, so many people watched, the hemp pole man suddenly couldn't hold his face, chased forward and grabbed Xu Moqiu's clothes, and said unyieldingly: "Mom, you stop for me!
Xu Moqiu
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Ignoring him, he knocked off his claws again and walked towards Lu Bao'er.
Ignore, outright disregard!
The hemp man suddenly felt annoyed and angry, stepped forward, and opened his hands in front of Xu Moqiu: "I found that you are not an ordinary mouth? What is your attitude? Lao Zi is talking to you, can't you hear it?
Xu Moqiu had a headache, if it weren't for Yu Feiyang's face, he would have slapped him a long time ago, this guy was completely missing a string in his head.
He said helplessly: "Then it's okay! Are you satisfied?"
As soon as he heard this, the hemp man suddenly exploded: "What!......? How dare you look down on me? Lao Tzu ...... today? Don't pull me, come, little white face, I'm going to have a Hollywood-style duel with you today!"
Just now, one was going to fight with himself, and now the other was going to duel with himself, and then thinking of the one who was in the toilet and the toilet as his companion, Xu Moqiu suddenly had the urge to turn around and leave! What kind of friends did Yu Feiyang make? Are the patients in the mental hospital?
Xu Moqiu still didn't want to make a big deal out of it: "Forget about the duel, there are so many people in the villa, it's not good to meet anyone." ”
The man tilted his head: "Are you scared? scared, weak-hearted, scared, overwhelmed?"
"Well, you can think of that too. I don't have time to you. Xu Moqiu replied perfunctorily and walked towards the roast suckling pig that had just been served.
"You!" The Ma Pole man was so angry that he was going to die, Xu Moqiu's attitude made him very unhappy, he would rather face a pig than face himself. How much does this have to look down on yourself?
Just because you are a nouveau riche, you have to be treated differently? My mother is a grandmother!
The man with the hemp pole was furious, stepped forward, jumped up, moved his throat and made a 'bah', and spit on the roast suckling pig with a bubble of thick phlegm.
He shouted: "I'll eat your grandma's kerosene lamp!" Come, you eat! You eat it for Lao Tzu! Mother, give you three colors and you're going to open a dyeing shop? Do you know who Lao Tzu is?"
This operation suddenly disgusted everyone, and Xu Moqiu resisted the urge to stuff the roast suckling pig into his mouth: "What the hell are you going to do? ”
The hemp man took a step back and slapped his hands: "It's a man, just fight with me for three hundred rounds!"
Xu Moqiu shook his head: "I said, I am a civilized person and never do anything." Why don't you forget it?"
"No...... You've wounded my fragile heart, and you can't just leave it at that...... Then we'll do something else!"
Xu Moqiu was afraid of him: "Okay, okay, you say, what do you want to compare?"
"Than ......" Ma Pole Man belongs to the kind of second ancestor, except for eating, drinking, fighting, picking up girls, he can't do anything, thinking about it for a long time, he didn't think that he has any specialty, he was in a hurry, he saw the grapes on the table, and his eyes lit up instantly, "We play marble, it's fun! Two wins in three games! Do you dare to come?"
I'll beat your grandmother's marble! What about your three-year-old child? Xu Moqiu was angry: "Do you want to take off your pants and go bare-ass and beat in the sun?"
The hemp man touched his chin: "This ...... After all, we're all adults, so I think it's better to wear a pair of pants. And the sun is so big outside, it's more comfortable in an air-conditioned room. ”
These words immediately caused a burst of laughter from the people present, but before Xu Moqiu could answer, another burst of cheers and screams came.
The cheongsam is worn by a safe woman, soothing, leisurely, safe and quiet, and looks noble and dignified when worn on the body, which is extraordinarily attractive.
Walking and sitting, decent, not public, has its own breathtaking aura. The whole person gestured, revealing a sense of dignity and elegance, with a smile and a smile, with a bit of shyness.
The woman on the stage is wearing a simple small bun, wearing an elegant white cheongsam, printed with a faint pattern of daisy, and the neckline, cuffs and skirt are locked with delicate white edges, and the whole person is like a tranquil and beautiful flower
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Daisies.
The plump and perfect figure is vividly displayed under the outline of the tight-fitting cheongsam, and the whole person is full of the perfect fusion of the temperament of the old era and the new era.
Xu Moqiu never expected that the woman on the stage was Chen Shujie, who had only met him in the morning.
She is actually Yu Feiyang's sister-in-law!
Thinking of the little girl's surname again, Xu Moqiu was quickly relieved.
Chen Shujie said a few symbolic words, and then walked off the stage with light steps. Under the cheongsam, she is full of femininity, and the smell of a mature woman exuded by her gestures is even more irresistible, and her smile is even more fascinating.
Disaster in disguise!
There is never a shortage of toads in this world who want to eat swan meat, and in an instant there are a lot of flies around her. Most of these guys want to kiss Fang Ze under the guise of cooperation. It's a pity that they didn't look at them from beginning to end.
Xu Moqiu was gobbling up a plate full of food, when he suddenly felt that the corner of his clothes was being pulled, and he thought that the hemp man had come up again, Xu Moqiu turned around abruptly and found a pair of big black eyes staring at him: "Uncle!
Now Chen Shujie was entangled by a swarm of flies and had no time to take care of him, Xu Moqiu pulled Yu Xiaoya to the dining table, hugged her to the chair, and pointed to the food on the table: "Eat as much as you want!
The little girl hooked Xu Moqiu's neck: "Uncle, you hold me!"
"Okay, good!" Xu Moqiu couldn't help it, so she had to do it.
"Come, uncle, I'll feed you! Open your mouth, ah!"
"Ah......h
"Is it delicious?"
"Delicious, delicious!"
"Then you can try this ...... again"
This scene happened to be seen by Chen Shujie, and somewhere in her heart seemed to be touched by something, and the two shadows seemed to be slowly overlapping......
Shaking her head and trying to sober herself up, Chen Shujie said to the person next to her with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." As for cooperation, I will ask the secretary to discuss it with you in detail. ”
Yu Feiyang turned behind Xu Moqiu at some point, looked at the little girl who was glued to him, and said with a surprised face: "Huh, Brother Xu, you and ...... Xiaoya knows?"
Xu Moqiu nodded: "Hehe, yes." ”
"This girl has a weird personality, and she can't even hug him as my second uncle. How could it be so clingy to you?"
The little girl replied unceremoniously, "Because you are a bad person!
Xu Moqiu smiled: "Haha, Brother Yu, it seems that you have done something that she hates, and you have been held against her?"
Xiao Ya said to Xu Moqiu as if she was complaining: "He pretended to be a ghost to scare me!
Yu Feiyang smiled: "Am I not joking with you?"
"Hmph, bastard, don't talk to me, I don't want to pay attention to you! Uncle don't pay attention to him!"
The fragrance is coming, and the beauty is coming.
Xu Moqiu's sense of smell is as sensitive as a police dog, and he instantly concluded that that person is here!
"Come, Brother Xu, let me introduce you, this is my sister-in-law'......"
Chen Shujie said lightly: "We know each other." ”
"Look at my brain!" Yu Feiyang patted his head, "Brother Xu and Xiaoya are so familiar, how can they not know you? ”
There was no need for Xu Moqiu to remind him, Chen Shujie consciously kept a distance from him, and smiled: "Is it smooth to work at school?"
"Good, I love the job. Xu Moqiu picked up the cup next to him, "I've always wanted to find an opportunity to thank you in person, so I'll borrow flowers to offer Buddha today, and do it first as a respect." ”
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