Volume 2 Super teacher Chapter 167 There is ...... in the cake
The glasses touched lightly, and both of them drank it all.
Chen Shujie's boldness made Xu Moqiu stunned.
"What's that look on your face?"
Xu Moqiu shook his head: "It's nothing." ”
Chen Shujie's eyes seem to be able to see through everything: "In front of others, I always taste it, but you are different!"
"Hah...... Actually, you don't have to take it too seriously. It's just a gesture. ”
"It may seem like a gesture to you, but it's different to me. Chen Shujie looked at the little girl in Xu Moqiu's arms with a doting face, "Xiaoya is everything to me, if there is anything I need help with, just ask, I'm not here, you just look for Secretary Xu, I believe you know each other too, right?"
That's not it, I became this teacher, and I still relied on her to go through the back door. You don't have to think about it to know that she also handled a large number of documents through some channel.
If you have money, you can really do whatever you want!
Xu Moqiu shook his head: "There is no need for the time being. ”
Turning his face, Lu Bao'er was sneakily pouring some unknown powder into the red wine bottle, Xu Moqiu shouted: "Bao'er, what are you doing?"
"Ahh......h Evenly, everything is dry!" Lu Bao'er was startled, her hands trembled, and the small packet of powder all went into the bottle.
Xu Moqiu hurriedly snatched the bottle and put it at his feet.
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to tell you the truth......!
Before Chen Shujie's words could be spoken, a voice like a pig's cry came from behind him: "Oh! Little white face, I've been looking for you for a long time! You have come to hide here? Let's go! Okay, hit the marble, you won't be cowardly again, right?"
Hearing this voice, Xu Moqiu had two big heads. Where did this Nima come from to be mentally retarded? Not dozens of years old, but dozens of pounds, right? Can you do anything other than play marble?
"Big brother, am I okay to admit defeat?"
"Haha! admit defeat?" the pockmarked man's nostrils turned to the sky, very proud, "Are you shocked by my domineering aura?"
Xu Moqiu pretended to be scared: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm scared to death! Big brother, can you let me go!"
The pockbrush man felt that he was now very much like those villains on TV, and his hair flicked: "Let you go, it's okay! But you have to admit defeat to me in front of everyone!"
Xu Moqiu nodded and walked on the stage and picked up the microphone: "Everyone, listen to me! I'm not this ...... What's your name?" Xu Moqiu pinched the microphone and looked at the hemp man in the audience.
The hemp pole man reminded below: "Jane is extremely spicy!"
This one is domineering enough. It just doesn't match this surname.
"All right, guys. Xu Moqiu cleared his throat, pointed at Jian Laji and said, "This Comrade Jian Laji is a ruthless person just by hearing the name. He is a strong martial artist and can fight with one hand, and I am not an opponent at all!"
Lest this guy still be satisfied, he added: "Even if he lets me have one hand, I can't beat him." He is the bullet god of our Yuejiang! I admit defeat. ”
"Haha......" There was a burst of laughter all around.
Jian Laji is the kind of person with few roots in his head, and he can't tell who these people are laughing at for a while, but Xu Moqiu admits that he is not his opponent in front of so many people, which makes him very comfortable.
patted Xu Moqiu, who walked down, on the shoulder: "Actually, you kid is not too bad! Come on, let's drink one!"
As he spoke, he picked up the bottle of red wine under the table, Xu Moqiu's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly persuaded: "Don't ......"
"What, you don't give me face?" Jian Laji sank his face, "Or do you still look down on me?"
Xu Moqiu didn't know what ingredients Lu Baoer had added to it, and God knew what would happen if he drank it. patience
Explain to him: "It's okay to drink, why don't you change the bottle?"
"Why?"
"Your bottle of wine...... It's overdue!" Xu Moqiu couldn't think of a good reason for a while.
"Chicken feathers!" Jian Laji was very willing to believe it, and said with a look of disdain, "You might as well say that there is urine in this wine, and the urine is poisonous!"
"Big brother, listen to my advice......"
"Lao Tzu wants to drink today!What can you do to me?" Jian Laji is the legendary egg biter (stubborn person), how can he listen to Xu Moqiu's persuasion? A bottle of red wine after being added is instantly reduced by half.
wiped his lips and glanced at Xu Moqiu arrogantly: "What's the matter, are you convinced?"
I admired him so much! What else could Xu Moqiu say? I had to give him a thumbs up: "You are a ruthless person." ”
"That's!" Jian La was extremely proud, with her hands propped up, she sat on the table with her buttocks, shook Erlang's legs, took out a cigarette from her pocket, and handed one to Xu Moqiu, "Where did my brother go?"
"Oh, I don't know how talented I am, and now I work as a high school Chinese teacher at Boya Middle School. ”
Jian Laji was taken aback: "What? You said you were just a teacher?"
"What, you look down on me?" said Xu Moqiu this time.
"Uh...... Not really, huh...... My stomach seems to hurt a little, I'm going to poop first!" said Jian Laji, holding her ass and going straight to the toilet. He didn't pretend, Lu Baoer added a whole packet of strong laxatives to the bottle of red wine, and he drank it dry in one go, afraid that even the large intestine would be pulled out.
The toilet door was closed, the light was always on, the medicine came fast and fiercely, Jian Laji couldn't bear it, kicked open the toilet door, only to find that a fat man inside was sticking his head in the toilet!
Jian Laji was taken aback, it was the first time he found such a heavy mouth, and he stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, buddy, have you eaten enough?"
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looking forward to a person, Niu Ergou hurriedly said: "Hmm...... Save...... Save me. Card...... Stuck!"
Save a fart! Jian Laji couldn't protect herself, and there was a wave of fierce farts, where could she still bear it? He pulled the basin next to him and quickly pulled off his pants.
in the hall.
Xu Moqiu walked up to Chen Shujie: "I'm sorry, I just met an annoying guy, what did you want to say just now?"
"Your sister's illness may be better treated abroad. I told a friend of mine about her situation, and although there was no precedent for this disease in the world, he was an expert in incurable diseases, and said that he could give ......it a try!
Xu Moqiu grabbed Chen Shujie's hand and looked excited: "Are you serious?"
Since her husband left, how many years have passed, Chen Shujie's hand has been tightly grasped by a man for the first time, and her heart trembled suddenly, and she hurriedly said, "You ...... You let go first......"
Xu Moqiu realized his gaffe and hurriedly apologized: "Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm so excited!"
The meaning of his sister to him is like that of a little girl to Chen Shujie.
Chen Shujie calmed down and continued: "I have a project abroad just after a while, and I want to take her over when the time comes, you ...... Agreed?"
"I certainly agree that as long as there is a glimmer of hope, you can't give up. What do you need me to do?"
"You just stay in the country and wait for my good news, and I'll stay there for a while, and of course I'll have to keep bothering you in the meantime. ”
After a pause, Chen Shujie looked at Xu Moqiu: "There is a question, although it is a little abrupt, I still can't help but want to ask you." ”
"You say. ”
"What was Xiaoya's love at the beginning
Besides, we all know very well in our hearts, why don't you ......"
Xu Moqiu said lightly: "He is a human being, not an omnipotent god. "There are some things that Xu Moqiu thinks it's better to rot in the stomach, and there is actually no benefit in saying it.
"I'm sorry ......"
"Nothing. Xu Moqiu looked at the time and stood up, "Then Linlin's matter is up to you." ”
"You're welcome, are you leaving?"
Xu Moqiu looked in the direction of the toilet: "Yes! If you don't leave, it is estimated that there will be trouble." ”
Chen Shujie also saw Lu Bao'er drugging the wine bottle just now, and naturally understood Xu Moqiu's helplessness, and nodded at him: "It's so hot, I'll send you, my car should be back soon." ”
Lu Baoer replied first: "No need!
Xu Moqiu glanced at her in surprise and didn't say anything. Secretly slandered herself: How could this girl not sit in a cheap luxury car, and have to follow her to sit on a broken bicycle? What is Bacheng calculating?
"Say no to Brother Yu for me. Xu Moqiu looked at the dazzling array of fruits, rubbed his hands and said, "Look at these fruits......"
Chen Shujie smiled and snapped her fingers at the waiter next to her: "Pack up these fruits." ”
"Hey, don't pack too much, two bags are enough, oh, forget about durian, I don't like that. I don't want watermelon, it's too heavy! I don't want apples, I'm tired of eating it......"
Lu Bao'er urged from behind: "Let's go, briquettes." My sister is still waiting for the puppets to play cards!"
Under Lu Bao'er's urging, Xu Moqiu walked out of the door with two bags of looted loot, and when he left, he vaguely saw Lu Bao'er biting his ears with Xiaoya, and he didn't know what to say.
On the way home, Lu Baoer was unusually quiet, if she said that she suddenly changed sex, she would not believe it if she killed Xu Moqiu.
I couldn't help but ask, "Bao'er, have you done something bad again?"
Lu Bao'er was unhappy: "Why do you want to talk about mud? ”
Xu Moqiu couldn't know her better: "Please, didn't you be as quiet as a good baby after you did something bad?"
There were no outsiders around, and Lu Bao'er did not deny it: "Hmph! Who made those animals uneasy and kind? They must be punished!"
Xu Moqiu slapped his forehead: "I'm a little aunt and grandmother, didn't we say that we wouldn't make trouble......?"
"They are flirting with puppets, and even don't punish them?" Lu Bao'er felt extremely aggrieved, and tears began to roll in her eyes.
It is said that LOLI's body is light and soft and easy to push down, Lu Baoer's appearance made those who have LOLI control suddenly light up their eyes, where can they still tie their hearts, just when Xu Moqiu rectified Niu Ergou, there were a lot of people who came up to rub oil and flirt, if she wasn't smart, she would really suffer a big loss.
Tears are a woman's strongest weapon.
Xu Moqiu's heart softened instantly, and he hurriedly stopped the car and comforted: "Bao'er don't cry, I didn't say anything, those guys should be punished! ”
"Hmm...... Mutter...... Clay doesn't make ......"
Xu Moqiu touched her head: "Bao'er, tell me, what did you do, and run away in such a hurry?"
Lu Bao'er wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and whispered in Xu Moqiu's ear: "Even in the cake, set up a time and bomb!"
"Oh, it's just fried eggs at regular intervals. Xu Moqiu nodded, just rode two steps, suddenly woke up, braked suddenly, and turned back anxiously, "What did you just say?
"That's right!" Lu Bao'er blinked her big black eyes and smiled sweetly, "Anla! Mu has something to do! It's just a regular frying of eggs, and even Mu is poisoned." ”