When he came to the school gate, Xu Moqiu was stopped by the old man of the doorman: "Young man, why are you drunk?"

"Hey, don't mention it!" Xu Moqiu waved his hand, looking helpless, "I was eating out just now, and suddenly two drunks picked up wine bowls and splashed them everywhere, making me ...... Belch...... Forget it, I'm a teacher, I've always been generous, and I didn't care about them. Hey, don't talk about it, I still have classes. ”

"Hey...... You!"

"Remember to help me get the car in and don't let people scratch it! ”

Xu Moqiu didn't give him a chance to speak, dropped the car and ran away.

The class bell just rang, and it was the time for Liao Yibao to haunt. Xu Moqiu dodged left and right, like an agent stealing intelligence from the enemy, and soon came to the office of the first year of high school.

It's good that no one else is there.

I sighed at the palms of my hands, the smell of alcohol was too great!

There is a way that wine is strong and intimidating, Xu Moqiu casually took out his mobile phone and directly dialed Qin Mengyan's phone.

"What are you doing? Hey, move this over there, what? Can't afford to move it? What are you doing to eat? Get out of the way! Grandma is here!" Qin Mengyan on the other end of the phone seemed to be very busy, and there was a muffled sound of heavy objects falling to the ground while talking.

"Meng Yan, are you busy?"

"I know you're still asking?"

"Hey, what's that...... Have you eaten it?"

"No, what, you're going to invite me to dinner?" and then she shouted to the person on the other end of the line, "Hey, handle it gently! Can't you see the sign on it?"

"Okay, but you'll have to do me a favor first!"

Qin Mengyan unceremoniously refused: "Don't help!"

"Oh, Meng Yan, don't be busy refusing first, it's a good thing! Really, I promise!"

"Hmph! When have you ever had a good time looking for me? Put it there! My aunt and grandmother can lift it with one hand, but the two old men can't lift it? It's really useless!"

"That's the case, you're okay at night anyway, help me substitute for a night of self-study!"

"Who told you it's okay? Grandma is busy! I don't have time, you can find someone else." ”

Xu Moqiu looked flattering: "Something else! Meng Yan, didn't you say that you didn't have dinner? You help me substitute for the class, I'll buy you dinner, say, what do you want to eat? Don't worry, it's not bad for money!"

"Cut! You are indeed not short of money, and if you are short of money, you will come to me for help. Okay, for your sake, my aunt and grandmother took over the job. I don't embarrass you, get me a spicy eggplant rice bowl with sauce and oil. After a pause, he added, "I want you to do it yourself." ”

"You come to class, I'll bring it back to you in minutes. ”

Hurriedly came to Mu's residence, borrowed the kitchen, and after a while, a fragrant and spicy eggplant rice bowl with sauce and oil was freshly baked, and Xu Moqiu also bought her a cup of milk tea very considerately.

sneakily came to the door of the classroom, and just heard Qin Mengyan say: "Your Teacher Xu, he is sick again, so I will watch for him in today's evening self-study, what should you do, don't ask me if you have any questions." Of course, the teacher has to suggest that you can take the art and sports route in the future, don't read dead books and die of reading! Look at your teacher Xu, your body bones are called weak, don't talk about it, study on your own!"

Xu Moqiu was speechless, can't you make up individual reasons? Every time you get sick, you feel like you are sick in the novel.

Ma Ganghelmet raised his hand: "Teacher Qin! The class committee in our class has changed blood, and the sports committee has not yet been decided! I think it is better to take this opportunity to elect the sports committee!"

Today, Niu Gangmen was picked up by Master Xu and opened the scoop, and now he still has gauze tied to his head, he feels that this is a good time to seize power.

The white toad took the opportunity to show off his muscles: "Yes, yes, yes! I think I'm full of strength! Teacher Qin, you see, I am the best candidate for the sports committee!"

Niu Gangmen was so angry that he slapped the table: "The light of rice grains, you dare to compete with Haoyue? Just rely on your two hairs, and you also want to shake my Niu Gangmen's status? Come, let's compare! One-handed tiger crouch!"

"Quiet!" Qin Mengyan knocked on the table, and at this time, the sound of 'ding' WeChat sounded, a smile appeared on the corner of Qin Mengyan's mouth, and she put away her mobile phone, "Wait a moment." Then he walked out.

The pot suddenly exploded below: "It's not good! Look at her spring heart-pounding expression, I bet eighty percent of her love is in love!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's her boyfriend who is here!"

"Mader, who is it? Lao Tzu wants to squeeze out his balls and use them as table tennis balls!"

Someone by the windowsill was standing on the table, stretching his neck to look around, and he could just see half of the back of Xu Moqiu's head, with a puzzled expression: "How do I feel so much like our homeroom teacher slut Xu?"

"Click" The classroom door opened, Qin Mengyan walked in with a dinner and milk tea, and the people in the classroom instantly quieted down.

Wu Guokui said: "Teacher, haven't you eaten dinner yet? I still have a pot helmet that I haven't eaten in the morning, do you want to ......?"

"Bang" A book flew from nowhere and slapped on his head, and then he heard a voice from a dark corner: "If you dare to attack Qin Meiren, you will die!"

Qin Mengyan ignored him and opened the plastic bag: "You continue to discuss, I'll have a meal, it won't affect it, right?"

"Teacher, you eat first. ”

"Yes, yes, it's important to eat!"

"It makes sense, my grandfather died of stomach problems because he didn't eat in time, and he was only eight years old!"

"Teacher, you can eat at ease, I'll go to the door to give you a lookout, dog, you go to the back door! ”

Xu Moqiu, who had been hiding at the door and peeking, couldn't hold back any longer, and walked away directly. At this moment, he suddenly felt that letting Qin Mengyan, a physical education teacher, be the head teacher, definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

Because it was in class, Qin Mengyan deliberately sped up, and it only took less than ten minutes to eat a big bowl of spicy eggplant rice with sauce and oil. Touching his stomach contentedly, he secretly thought: This slut is not good at anything else, but he is a good hand at cooking.

Standing up and moving his muscles and bones, the perfect curve saw that the eyes of more than 20 animals were straight, and even Wu Dalang and the like had a harazi flowing down the corners of his mouth.

"So, let me count first, which students are willing to run for this sports commissioner?"

"Me!"

"Me!"

"And me!"

The enthusiasm of the students greatly exceeded Qin Mengyan's expectations, and all the boys, except for a few who were very self-aware, stood up, and even many of the female classmates were eager to try.

Qin Mengyan brushed the hair in her ears: "You guys...... It's just so welcoming. ”

Someone suggested, "Teacher, vote! Be democratic!"

"It makes sense, the other class committees in our class are all voted on. ”

"Wait!" Niu Gangmen interrupted everyone's noise, stepped on the bench, crossed his waist with one hand, as if the king was coming again, and pointed to the people below, "The sports committee is different from other class committees, if you don't have a strong physique, how can you take on this great responsibility?

Since the conflict broke out between Master Xu and Niu Gangmen, Nie Kai has become Niu Gangmen's number one enemy, Huo Ran got up and said with a provocative face: "Okay!

Niu Gangmen thought for a while: "One-handed tiger push-ups!"

Nie Kai looked disdainful: "That's not challenging!"

"Then you draw a way!" Niu Gangmen relied on his strong body, although his head was injured, he was not scared at all.

Wu Guokui is afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "While the tiger is holding up, he is playing!"

"Phew!

"Perverted!"

"Shameless! Fuck you!"

The girls didn't say a word, and the textbooks beckoned them over.

Wu Guokui held his head with his hands: "The I am talking about is a national war." I'm not what you think! I'm a pure man!"

Niu Gangmen slapped the table: "Okay! That's it! Who of you dares to fight?"

Qin Mengyan also thought it was funny, and nodded: "This is a good idea." I'll be the referee. ”

Nie Kai made a gesture of rolling up his sleeves, but found that the vest he was wearing had no sleeves at all, so he scratched his armpit in a daze: "Oh! Come on, come, who's afraid of whom?"

In this way, the number of provocative people was instantly reduced by half, but the rest were still about a dozen, but they were all rough old men.

For convenience, these people moved the desks to make room for a large open area, and the referee Qin Mengyan sat on the table with a big sting: "Let me talk about the rules first, the left-handed tiger push-up, the right-hand, the left-hand joint pauses for more than 3 seconds or the grayhead crashes, even if it is eliminated! So, you must not only ensure that the plane does not crash, but also ensure that the tiger sleeper does not stop, do you understand?"

Everyone said in unison: "Understood!"

"So, game, let's go!"

With Qin Mengyan's order, the atmosphere instantly became tense, and it turned out that not everyone can do two things at once.

"biu biu biu!

In less than half a minute, half of the candidates were defeated, mostly because of plane crashes. Soon only Niu Gangmen, Nie Kai, Ma Ganghelmet and Jia Zheng remained, and a total of four people were still insisting.

Soon, Ma Gangwei and Jia Zheng crashed almost at the same time, and then only Niu Gangmen and Nie Kai were still competing.

However, in the end, it was Niu Gangmen who had the last laugh, and at the moment when Qin Mengyan announced that he would continue to serve as a sports commissioner, Niu Gangmen and Wu Guokui in the front row glanced at each other, and a smile with a sense of conspiracy appeared on their faces at the same time.

There are big beauties to catch her eyes, and a class will pass quickly, Mu Wanjing has received Xu Moqiu's special approval, and she can not study at night at night. So Master Xu sat alone at a table, and when the bell rang for the end of class, the little girl got up and went straight to the office.

At the moment of passing by the podium, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes: How could the bowl that Teacher Qin was eating so similar to the bowl he bought with Xiao Mu today? Even the pattern of the chopsticks was exactly the same. Forget it, let's go see the teacher first.

came to the office to take a look, and sure enough, I found Xu Moqiu lying on the desk, and seeing that there was no one around, the little girl pushed open the door and walked in.

Smelling the strong smell of wine, Master Xu frowned, and pulled Xu Moqiu, who was still snoring: "Teacher!"

Xu Moqiu opened his hazy sleepy eyes and looked at Master Xu with a blank expression: "Hmm...... Well, what's wrong? Is school over? Time flies so fast? How do I feel like I've just fallen asleep for a while......"

"It's still early!" the little girl stretched her neck and sniffed vigorously beside Xu Moqiu, "Teacher, have you been drinking?"

"Uh...... Yes!" Xu Moqiu didn't hide it, lit a cigarette, and sighed, "Hey...... Your performance is very bad, many teachers have complained in front of me, and some have even gone on strike. Teacher, I'm upset, and I'm worried about your future. I couldn't help but be worried, so I drank a few glasses. ”

"Teacher, I'll try. ”

Xu Moqiu touched her head: "Ha, of course I believe you." Let's go back to the classroom!"

"Hmm......" Master Xu nodded obediently, and after walking out of the office, he did not return to the classroom, but walked towards the commissary downstairs.

At this time, a figure came out of the depths of darkness and tapped the Bluetooth headset on his ear: "Report, she has left the target person, ask for instructions!"

"Keep up!"

"Yes!"