Master Xu stood in the beverage area of the commissary and pointed to the beverage cabinet in front of him: "Auntie, come to a box of yogurt...... No, two ...... Three boxes!"

"Little girl, did you buy it for your boyfriend?" said the aunt as she dressed it up.

There was no one left and right, and Master Xu didn't refute it, and smiled sweetly at her: "Hehe, yes." ”

"Then he can really eat, give, do you want something else?"

"Oh, no need, thank you, Auntie. ”

Back in the office, Master Xu stuffed the yogurt into Xu Moqiu's hand, turned around and left without speaking. Looking at the back of the little girl leaving, Xu Moqiu's heart suddenly warmed. The injury I was injured at the beginning was worth it!

The yogurt is sour, but it is extra sweet to the heart.

At the same time, in front of the beverage cabinet in the commissary.

The aunt looked at the person in front of her in surprise, thinking that there was something wrong with her ears. He asked again, "Young man, are you sure you want to buy 20 boxes? Not 20 boxes?"

The man waved his hand impatiently: "Talk a lot, are these what you should ask? Hurry up, I'm in a hurry." 20 boxes, not a single box is missing! Don't worry, sir, I'm not short of money. ”

What else can you say if people have money? The aunt had to nod her head and began to pour it up for him, and said, "Okay, but can you take it alone?"

"Hmm...... That's a problem. The man touched his bare chin and muttered for a moment, "Well, you can find me two people to help me carry it up." Not far away, it's in the office of a first-year high school teacher. ”

The aunt reminded: "Young man, it costs more money to deliver it to the door." ”

"Isn't it just money? It's said that I'm not bad for money!

"Good Ratcha!"

Five minutes later, at the door of the first-year high school office, a figure flashed, Xu Moqiu's face turned pale, pinched the broom pole and got up, and said vigilantly: "Who?"

"Hehe, don't be nervous, it's me, it's me!" a familiar face appeared in front of Xu Moqiu.

Xu Moqiu suddenly frowned: "Lu Zhe, why don't you go to class, what are you wandering around at the door of the office? Are you so idle? Do you believe it or not, I called to tell your sister?"

Lu Zhe's eyes rolled: "What's that...... I...... Look at your brother-in-law, you've been overworked lately, it's been too hard, so I've specially brought you milk! Don't worry, authentic Amsi, delicious and nutritious!"

Then he made a gesture: "What are you still doing in a daze?

A full twenty cartons of milk were piled up in front of Xu Moqiu. Xu Moqiu pointed to the corner of the wall: "Put it over there, put it here to block things." ”

The bald man said, "Yes, but you have to add money." ”

Lu Zhe waved his hand and said arrogantly: "Isn't it just money?

So the two of them carried the milk to the corner and piled it up.

Lu Zhe took out two red suns from his wallet: "Na, hard work, this is your tip." ”

"Ouch, thank you, little boss! Then we'll go, call us again if you need to!"

Looking at the two people who left, Xu Moqiu looked puzzled and said, "Boy, did you buy a lottery ticket and win the lottery?" Or did you rob the bank? You won't steal money at home, right?"

"Yes, I won the lottery! I bought a scratch ticket yesterday, and I accidentally scratched out a first prize, hehe! What, brother-in-law, you remember to drink more milk! I'll leave first if it's okay." ”

Winning the lottery? Why do you buy instant noodles that can be less than two packets of ingredients, and people who can fall into the sewer when walking, can you win the lottery? Who are you fooling?

Xu Moqiu didn't ask, the evening self-study time passed quickly, Qin Mengyan came to the office with the dishes and chopsticks she had eaten, and threw them on Xu Moqiu's desk: "Let's go, drink two glasses." ”

The beauty invited, Xu Moqiu was naturally embarrassed to refuse-the main reason was that he didn't have to spend his own money.

Xu Moqiu looked at the time: "Then you wait for me for a while, and I'll go to bed first." ”

"Okay!" Qin Mengyan didn't say much, sat in Xu Moqiu's place, and flipped through the homework on the desk. This guy is really a wonderful person, he has been in class for more than a week, and he has been assigned an assignment, and he is still drawing!

The "ding" WeChat message came, and when I opened the phone, the two WeChat messages were sent almost at the same time.

Master Xu: "Teacher, I'm waiting for you at the door of the girls' dormitory!"

Lu Baoer: "Briquette, Miss Ben is at the door of the dormitory, you have five minutes to arrive, otherwise...... Hmph!"

One is gentle and infinite, and the other is brutal and spicy, which completely forms a stark contrast.

When they came to the door of the girls' dormitory, the two girls were like fighting cocks, grinning with bared teeth and staring at each other, and there seemed to be a strong smell of gunpowder in the air.

Seeing Xu Moqiu, Master Xu immediately greeted him with a smile on his face, and grabbed one of Xu Moqiu's arms: "Teacher, you're here, let's go!"

Lu Bao'er also came over and pinched Xu Moqiu's arm: "Hmph! It's as slow as a turtle, take it!"

On the left and on the right, there are two cute and cute girls, if they were someone else, their hearts would have blossomed, but Xu Moqiu was not happy at all. Especially Lu Bao'er, who is completely a crab, pinched himself and called it a pain.

Finally came to the boiling water room, Xu Moqiu finally got rid of the shackles of the two, the hot water bottle in his left hand and the bucket in his right hand, squeezed into the crowd, and shouted: "Teacher Zhou checks the equipment and facilities, get out of the way for me!

"Classmate, can't you hear?

"But teacher, I haven't finished the water yet......"

Xu Moqiu unceremoniously squeezed the green hair next to him, and said matter-of-factly: "The explosion of the hot water pipe in Longshui Middle School caused seven deaths and ten injuries, don't you know this? Human life is only once, and being responsible for your own life is responsible for your whole family!"

Green hair obviously didn't believe it: "It's really fake? My dad is the principal of Longshui Middle School, why haven't you heard of it?"

"This kind of thing is so likely to be publicized? Are you not afraid to enter the class room? It must be a quiet thing! Do you have some brains?"

"And how do you know?"

"Who am I? I promise someone to know astronomy, geography, people, yin and yang, gossip, and the Dunjia of the Qimen...... cough, in short, teacher, I am known as a know-it-all in Ya Middle School, Huaxia Live Baidu, do you think it's talking about playing?"

Unceremoniously put on a high hat for himself, looking at the surprised expression of the green hair, Xu Moqiu became even more proud, as if what he just said was the truth without the slightest moisture.

When the boiling water was full, Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "Okay, there is no problem with the facilities and equipment, you can continue to use it." ”

The queue can be inserted so high-sounding, and Master Xu admires his teacher more and more, and his eyes are full of little stars.

Lu Bao'er hugged her chest with a look of disdain: "Hmph! nymphomaniac!"

Master Xu retorted unceremoniously: "I said Miss Lu, you still don't leave after the boiling water has been prepared for you? I'm going to have dinner with the teacher! I don't have time to accompany you here to see the scenery." ”

Lu Bao'er was indomitable: "The canteen is not your house!

Qin Mengyan was still waiting in the office, Xu Moqiu shirked and said, "In this way, the teacher is not hungry, I will send you back to the dormitory first, and you can go by yourself for a while!"

"Do you hear that? Miss Lu, why don't you go and add some food? Beware that you won't even have soup to drink for a while!"

Lu Bao'er blinked her big eyes and put her hands behind her back: "Hmph!

Seeing off the two aunts and grandmothers, Xu Moqiu was about to leave, and Liao Guangtou came out from the depths of the darkness: "Teacher Xu, where are you going?"

Xu Moqiu stood still and said with a smile: "Go home!

Why did you cheat so much money from Lao Tzu, and you want Lao Tzu to invite you to eat supper? Why don't you eat so much poop in the pit?

Liao Guangtou said with a straight face: "You haven't turned off the lights yet! Where are you going back? Recently, the boys' dormitory has been making a lot of noise, smoking, playing cards, and drinking heavily! After the lights go out for a while, you go to bed with me. ”

"Okay. Xu Moqiu really couldn't find a reason to refuse, so he had to agree.

At 9:30 a.m., the lights out horn sounded, and the campus was suddenly plunged into darkness, with only a few faint lights on.

There are two buildings in the boys' dormitory, and Liao Yibao stuffed a flashlight into Xu Moqiu's hand: "I'll go to the first building, you go to the second building, all those who violate rules and discipline must be arrested and severely punished, and they will not be tolerated!"

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Okay." ”

As soon as I arrived at the door of the dormitory, the phone rang, and it was Qin Mengyan calling.

Qin Mengyan said impatiently: "Xu Moqiu, what are you inking?"

"Hey, don't mention it, Liao Guangtou has to ask me to go to bed, you know, as a teacher on duty, I can't put this matter off. Xu Moqiu looked depressed and walked into the boys' dormitory.

"How long will you have to wait?"

"Don't worry, I'm fast!"

That's true, especially after unlocking that magic skill, that speed ......

"Okay, if you don't come before 10 o'clock, you will pay. That's it. ”

It's impossible to pay, it's impossible for a lifetime. Xu Moqiu decided to make a quick decision, just look at the flowers.

Because there is a dormitory manager on the first floor, and because they are all in the third year of high school, they are relatively quiet, so Xu Moqiu skipped it directly and walked to the second floor.

Every dormitory was bustling and lively, Xu Moqiu knocked on the door one by one, and his voice was majestic: "Quiet!"

The people in the dormitory still gave him face, and it was quiet for a while, but as soon as he left with his front feet, he immediately returned to his original state. Xu Moqiu shook his head and sighed secretly: There is no difference from himself back then.

When I came to the third floor, the dormitory was exceptionally quiet.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, Xu Moqiu instantly sensed that something was wrong. A dorm room is quiet, that's not much to say. But a row of dormitories is quiet, and that's definitely a problem!

Sure enough, I knocked on the door of the dormitory for a long time, but no one opened the door. The door of the dormitory next to him was hidden, and the moment Xu Moqiu walked in, he was immediately "invited" by a strong stench, judging from Xu Moqiu's experience, this smell was mixed with foot odor, sweat smell and ...... sass!

MMP is really unhygienic.

The dormitory is empty, is it possible to go out all night?

Just as he was in doubt, he suddenly heard an exclamation from the public toilet at the end of the corridor.

Gather a crowd to? And have so much fun? It's completely impossible!

Xu Moqiu was even more suspicious, tiptoed to the public toilet, and the spectacular scene startled him.

About 20 or so flat public toilets are crowded with shirtless boys in pants. Smoking, scratching the crotch, eating instant noodles, you name it, and the postures are even stranger. The entire toilet was filled with smoke, like the scene of a fire.

Except for a few pits, there is no place to settle at all, there are two pairs of binoculars on the windowsill in the corner, these people all put their eyes towards the lenses, Xu Moqiu's eyes are sharp, and he looks through the gap, and suddenly a piece of white flowers comes into view.

Deng Shi was startled, turned his face to the side, and hurriedly said in his heart that he would not be rude. Mom, these little bunnies are actually peeping into the women's toilet! It's just that the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient! If this is not educated, it will not be able to turn the sky upside down in the future?

"Damn! It's the fat woman of the second class of the third year! Ma De! It's really unlucky!"

"That's it! This damn fat woman goes to the toilet in the middle of the night and takes off her pants, does she have any sense of public morality? Yo, look, she is still twisting!"

"Ah, I can't stand it, any of you have a trash can, I'm going to vomit ......"