"Touched" three big killers in a row, which made Chen Yu think that he might have caused the death of underwater creatures when evaluating [Earth Water Spray], and his body contained evil energy, so he decided to wash his hands again.

After walking into the bathroom and washing it all with soap, toothpaste, and laundry detergent, he returned to the bedroom and continued to look through the fourth product.

[4. Tease Girl Stick: Produced by the Romantic House Association in 2563.] Built-in 35 high-precision sensors and 22 micro dischargers, which can detect and regulate: the synaptic potential of the dendritic at the tip of the pyramidal cells of human women, the formation of synchronized rhythm of brain waves, and the non-specific projection of the corticothalamus, calming women's irritable mood and aggressive emotions, making them instantly docile. The price is 1430 points. 】

"It's finally normal!"

Rubbing his palms, Chen Yu re-read the instructions a few times, forced himself to hold the ** he bought, and then swiped the screen to look at the last recommended product.

[5. Micro antimatter annihilation generator: produced by the company "Addicted to Death" in 2980......]

"Huh?"

Just seeing the name of the product, Chen Yu's spirit is a chill: "The New Year's gift is here......"

After reading the product description, he swiped the screen again, struggled for a long time, and bought two of them.

The original points of more than 3,800 also bottomed out in an instant.

"It's so poor again, it's too fast. ”

Ordered Xiao Taohong to put away the two courier boxes that were transmitted, Chen Yu lay on the bed and looked for news related to him for a while, feeling hungry, so he got two eggs, two potatoes, and a green onion from the kitchen, and used the automatic cooking pot to make a crispy pork ribs, and devoured it.

"I dare to say that this pot is the greatest invention of mankind after the toilet!" Spit out the last bone, Chen Yu said vaguely to Xiao Taohong.

"What's it like to eat?"

"A particularly satisfying feeling. Chen Yu picked up the leftover bone and handed it to Xiao Taohong: "Why don't you try it too?"

Little Pink: "......"

"That's a pity. Chen Yu threw away the bones and spread his hands: "Food is really a kind of enjoyment." ”

"I can't digest solid food. Little Pink stared at the bones and licked her lips: "I can only digest liquids." ”

"So you have a stomach?"

"Hmm. ”

"Then why can you only digest liquids?"

"I don't know either"

One person and one machine looked at each other, not knowing why......

......

Five o'clock in the afternoon.

It's dark.

"We're back!"

As the security door opened, Chen 1, 2, and 3 Ke returned home.

Seeing Chen Yu in the living room, Chen Sanke didn't take off his shoes, he pounced directly and hugged Chen Yu's right leg: "The grasshopper misses you so much!"

"Brother, I miss you too!" Chen Erke was not to be outdone, and hugged his left leg.

"Second child!" Chen's mother on the sofa scolded angrily: "Can you come in with shoes?"

"The third child didn't take it off either!" Chen Erke retorted unconvinced.

"She's ignorant when she's young, and you're not sensible either?"

"She's three years younger than me!"

Chen Sanke blinked: "Three months is also small." ”

"Huh. Chen Erke unwillingly let go of his hands, retreated to the hall, and took off his shoes: "In two years, you will be older than me." ”

"How is it possible? Are you stupid?" Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh and pouted: "At least three years!"

"......" Chen Yu was silent for a long time, then reached out and touched Chen Sanke's head: "You two are really mentally retarded." Doesn't it count? At least four years, right?"

"You're mentally retarded!" Chen Yike, who was carrying a schoolbag next to him, complained frantically.

"We're not as smart as you?" Chen Yu sneered.

"Yes. ”*2

"Don't talk about that. Chen Yu picked up Chen Sanke and said with a smile: "Is it fun to go to cram school today?"

"It's not fun. My sister plays the piano too badly. ”

"Third child!" Chen Yike's face turned red.

"Just learned, it's understandable that you can't play well. Chen Yu waved his hand: "But after all, it's a piano, how ugly can it be? ”

"Brother~" Chen Yike was moved.

"Grasshoppers. Chen Sanke stared at Chen Yu expressionlessly for a while: "You will regret it." ”

"I, Chen, have never regretted doing things. ”

"Brother loves you!" Chen Yike immediately hugged Chen Yu and rubbed around.

"Oops. Mother Chen, who was in the distance, grinned when she saw it: "The three big girls' families are tired like that, and they are not ashamed." ”

Chen Yike: "Don't be ashamed. ”

Chen Erke: "Why be ashamed?"

Chen Sanke: "What is shame?"

The addition of the three younger sisters made the originally peaceful atmosphere of the Chen family suddenly "boil". Especially Chen Erke, he had to yell while playing with his mobile phone, which made Chen Yu so annoyed that he had to return to the bedroom and sit quietly in the corner and swipe his mobile phone.

"Mr. Chen, the edited video of the live broadcast has been uploaded, and it will be released at nine o'clock tomorrow. ”

"Hmm. In the future, you don't need to talk to me about this kind of trivial matter, just handle it yourself. ”

"Uh-huh. ”

Chen Yu suddenly gave a thumbs up: "Mandarin is becoming more and more standard." ”

"Gotta drop!" Little Pink patted her chest and accidentally slapped off a bag.

"What is this?" Chen Yuhu picked up the bag suspiciously, and looked left and right: "How... How did it get in your chest?"

"It was given to me by a fan whose ID is called Daimad. I didn't have a pocket on my body, so I clipped it up. ”

"Big guy, big guy!" Chen Yu admired.

"I don't know what it is, he said it was food. Little Peach took the bag, opened the bag, took out a black and red object from it, and put it in front of her eyes to take a look: "Dried human excrement?"

"That's called betel nut!" Chen Yu raised his forehead: "How can you have such a strange association!"

"It's very similar!"

After snatching the betel nut, Chen Yu put it in his mouth, and said while chewing: "This thing is called betel nut, it is a snack, I heard that it cannot be eaten, it will cause cancer." ”

"Then why are you eating?" said Pink.

"Drinking alcohol hurts the liver, why do you drink? Smoking also causes cancer, why do some people smoke?" Chen Yu lay on the bed, opened his mouth, and showed the betel nut residue on his tongue: "Because this is human beings, if you don't play some tricks, you will feel uncomfortable." Envy?"

"I... I want to eat one too. ”

"Eat, you can't swallow this thing. ”

"Good. Little Peach nodded, picked up a piece of betel nut and put it in her mouth, chewing "rattling" and "sparks" splashing around.

"Eldest sister, can't you secrete a little saliva?"

"Oooh...... Wow! It's soft! It's changed from hard to soft! And squeezed out a lot of juicy liquid!" Little Peach stretched out her soft long tongue in surprise and stared at the betel nut residue on it: "If you chew it, it will turn red!"

"......" Chen Yu's expression was complicated: "Your adjectives sound so scary......"

The two looked at each other, and not long after each chewing on the betel nut, there was a fierce knock on the door.

"Knock knock!"

"Brother, open the door!"

Looking at the dust falling from the ceiling, he immediately guessed who it was: "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to play with you!"

"Go play with your second sister. Chen Yu changed his posture irritably.

"The second sister was played with by me and cried. ”

“......”

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

Chen Sanke waved two small fists and smashed them on the door: "Open the door, open the door, open the door, ......open the door,

"The only children are so happy. Sighing, Chen Yu motioned for Xiao Taohong to be invisible, and then got up and opened the door: "Can you be honest......

"Bang!"

The door opened, and Chen Sanke's fist couldn't be retracted, and smashed straight into Chen Yu's chest.

Chen Yu: "......"

"Are you alright?"

"Poof......

"Ahhh