Wiping off the betel nut juice from the corner of his mouth, Chen Yu covered his aching chest and looked unkind: "Have you drunk vigorously?"

"I want to play with my brother. Chen Sanke blinked his eyes wide: "Play a game that only the two of us can play." ”

Hearing this, Chen Yu subconsciously took a step back: "Play... What to play?"

Chen Sanke looked back at the living room, closed the door tightly, and put his hand into his clothes...... Pulled out a cylindrical object: "Play with this!"

"Corn?"

"No, my mother said it's called bud. ”

"One meaning. Chen Yu took the corn and fiddled with it: "What's it all about?"

"Guess how many grains of rice there are on the bud rice!"

“...... How boring are you?"

"Guess, guess. Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh and coquettishly: "Whoever guesses correctly wins, I guess there are a hundred." ”

"A hundred?" Chen Yu weighed heavily: "Such a big corn is only a hundred corn kernels? at least a few hundred." ”

Chen Sanke pouted: "Do you know how to count?" I'll say a hundred more!"

"Oops. Chen Yu raised his eyebrows, his stubborn temper immediately came, he took a water cup in his hand, and picked up the corn kernels one by one: "Look at it, check it one by one, I have to slap you in the face today!"

"What if you're wrong?"

"I'll call you sister!"

"Okay!" Chen Sanke was happy: "Talking counts." ”

"Don't ink, interfere with my counting, seven, eight, nine, ten! See? It's ten now......

So, under the gaze of Chen Sanke and Xiao Taohong, who was invisible, it took ten minutes for Chen Yu to strip off all the corn kernels one by one.

"Boom!"

Putting the water cup full of corn kernels on the floor, Chen Yu threw away the corn cob, shook his sour hands, and sneered: "Six hundred and thirteen, six times more than you said! Especially in the face of your brother, learn to be in awe. ”

"That's not right!" Chen Sanke shook his head, took out another corn from his clothes, and clumsily buttoned the rice grains: "You must have lied to me, it can't be... So much. ”

"Give it to me. Chen Yu snatched the corn, took a water cup again, and pulled it in one by one: "This time, you check, let you be convinced." ”

"Okay!one, two, three, two......"

"Three is followed by four!"

"Four, Five, Six......"

After another ten minutes, the second corn was cleaned.

"Seven hundred and four corn kernels. Chen Yu looked down at Chen Sanke condescendingly: "What have you learned through this incident?"

Reaching out to pick up two cups of corn, Chen Sanke stood up and bowed awkwardly to Chen Yu: "It's still my brother." ”

"It's good to grow. Chen Yu was proud, rubbing his sore wrist: "Go out, don't disturb my rest." ”

"Hmm. Chen Sanke nodded heavily, then took two cups of corn and opened the bedroom door and walked to the kitchen. As he walked, he shouted, "Mom! It's all picked up. ”

Chen Yu: "?"

"Yo! it's so fast!" Chen's mother hurriedly took the corn and stroked the top of Chen Sanke's furry head: "The third child has grown up, and his work has become more and more neat." ”

"Ang! I checked the number and found more than 700!"

"Well, you're tired, aren't you?"

"Not tired at all. ”

Chen Yu: "???"

......

As the end of the year approaches, another heavy snowfall falls on the city of Jinzhou, covering the red lanterns on both sides of the streets.

The Chen family is also plastered with couplets, window grilles and red paper-cuts, which are particularly festive under the light of the morning sun in winter.

"Mr. Chen, does this outfit look good?"

Xiao Taohong was wearing a red Tang costume and stood in front of Chen Yu and walked around.

"Good looking. Looking up, Chen Yu glanced at it, and continued to send short messages of New Year's greetings.

"It's so perfunctory......"

"Don't you see that I'm busy? If you have nothing to do, go online and send text New Year's greetings on several live broadcast platforms. ”

"Write what?"

"Go look it up on the Internet! ”

"It's... Isn't this a little bad?" Xiao Taohong sat at the desk and hesitated, "Isn't the Spring Festival a very important day?"

"New Year's greetings, everyone is fooling each other, and it's too troublesome to send them in groups. Chen Yu waved his hand.

"Then why do you have to do it? Humans are really weird......"

"Knock knock!"

At this time, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and Chen's mother's voice came from outside the door: "Chen Yu opened the door, why did you lock the door for the New Year?"

"Hide!"

Lowering his voice and saying a word to Xiao Taohong, Chen Yu got up and walked to the door: "Mom, is there something wrong?"

"Hurry up and open the door and give you a New Year's gift. ”

When he turned around, he saw that Xiao Taohong's figure had disappeared, so Chen Yu unscrewed the lock and opened the door: "What gift?"

"This. Chen's mother took out a pair of brand-new purple underwear from her pocket and stuffed it into Chen Yu's hand: "Here you go, do you like it?"

"This ......" Chen Yu was dumbfounded: "What is this?"

"Purple pants. Chen's mother smiled toothlessly: "It has a good meaning after wearing it." ”

"What does it mean?"

"In the new year, it means that (purple) will be able to do it!"

“......”

"What are you doing in a daze, put it on!" Chen's mother urged: "Your three younger sisters are all on." ”

"Mom, don't make a fuss......"

"Wear it!"

"Bang!"

Closing the door, Chen Yu was carrying purple underwear and had a splitting headache.

"Mr. Chen, what do you mean?" asked Xiao Taohong, who appeared in her form and asked suspiciously.

"Don't ask, keep hiding. Throwing his panties on the bed, Chen Yu waited for a short time and reopened the door.

"Are you dressed?"

Chen's mother put her hands on her hips and stood outside the door waiting.

"It's dressed. ”

"Show me. ”

“？！！”

"I'll take a look. Chen's mother's right hand was as fast as lightning, and she accurately grabbed the waist of Chen Yu's pants, and pulled it, revealing the outside of the black shorts inside: "Little rabbit cub, play this useless little eye with me." I'm your mom and I don't know you, go get dressed!"

"You're the devil, aren't you?"

"Wear!"

Helplessly, under the strong pressure of his mother, Chen Yu could only be forced to wear purple shorts, looking up to the sky and sighing: "I want to go to college......"

"Crackling ......"

Not long after, the sound of simulated firecrackers on mobile phones suddenly came from the living room. Then, Chen's mother's loud voice sounded outside the door again: "Is Chen Yu finished wearing, hurry up and come out to eat dumplings!"

"Good. ”

Changing into new clothes, Chen Yu walked to the window, looked at the quiet, dark sky on Chinese New Year's Eve, raised his wrist, found the ID named "Huaxia Official" in the private contact bar in the watch, and sent a short message.

......

Ten minutes later, under the TV1 station that was conducting the Spring Festival Gala, a temporary news item scrolled out.

[The Observatory observes that two large meteorites will collide 120,000 kilometers away tonight, which may cause a large visible light.] Due to the distance, it does not pose any danger, so do not panic. 】

[Repeat, observatory observation, there will be ...... tonight]

It didn't take long for officials in the neighboring Japan, the Cosmos, the South, the southern Mao, and Siberian regions to issue similar press notices.

......

(Note: It's going to be changed on February 1st, and I've saved a little manuscript, which is beautiful.) ）