Whether it's on TV or in China, I'm sure you've all seen someone hiding in an air-conditioned machine.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly ran to the back balcony, but still didn't find anything.

It doesn't make sense! Could it be that I really guessed wrong? But how can I explain the few footprints on the ground that haven't dried yet? It seems that this underwear thief is not ordinary cunning.

In fact, he guessed that Chen Pee was indeed hiding in this room before, and when Xu Moqiu opened the door and came in, he risked falling to his death and climbed onto the air-conditioned unit of the dormitory next to him, and climbed into the dormitory next to him through the balcony window.

coincided with the heavy rain, which directly washed away the traces on the external machine, so it was normal for Xu Moqiu not to find any clues.

Chen Urine Bubble has gained a lot, not to mention that the snakeskin bags are full, and even the pockets on his body are stuffed with bulge.

He sat comfortably on a chair in the girls' dormitory, flipping through the cabinet in front of him.

After being beaten before, he basically vomited out everything he had eaten, and his eyes were already dizzy and shivering with hunger, and he saw a bucket of instant noodles that had already been cold in the corner of the dormitory, and there was a big chicken leg on it!

Chicken thighs! Deep-fried kind!

"Gollum" Chen Urine Bubble swallowed a mouthful of saliva vigorously, these days, all he eats is the garbage in the swill bucket, where can he resist the temptation, and hurriedly rushed over, where do you care what hot or cold.

As soon as he picked it up, his index finger moved, and there was a gust of wind and clouds, and even Xu Moqiu had to admire the speed for three points.

The last sip of soup was drunk into the belly, and Chen Pee Po stretched out his tongue and licked the instant noodle bucket clean, and then reluctantly threw it aside. The taste is simply fantastic! The fly in the ointment is that the portions are a little small. But it doesn't matter, when you hand over the goods, you can have a good meal!

Beneath the corner of the table was a strange bottle with a note taped to it that read "Poisonous, not drinkable."

Hmph! A child's trick is nothing more than a deliberate attempt to write it for fear of others stealing it. Still trying to fool me?

Chen Peebubble saw through it at a glance, then chuckled, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, leaned his neck, and drank the drink directly to the bottom, and smacked his lips at the end, muttering to himself: "The taste is a little rushed, barely strong." ”

Just as he was about to leave, the door of the dormitory was pushed open, and a handsome man in a security uniform walked in with a smile.

I don't know why, the man in front of him gave Chen Pee a similar feeling. But where exactly have I seen it, but I really can't remember, I guess it's a little white face of a duck in a nightclub.

The flashlight in his hand shook on Chen Pee's face, and he said coldly: "You can't run away, surrender! ”

"Hahahaha......" Chen Pee Bao seemed to hear a joke, he had just eaten and drunk enough, his confidence swelled to the extreme, and now he felt that even if a cow was in front of him, he could easily kill it. What's more, it's a little white face who is powerless?

Xu Moqiu looked puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing at you for not being able to do it!" Chen Peebao casually picked up a hanger on the table, pointed at Xu Moqiu and shouted, "You either get out of here for me right away and don't meddle in my business, or get ready to go to the doctor......!"

"I don't know if it's poisonous or not, but don't you feel any discomfort in your body?"

"Little white face, you don't talk about those useless ...... there. Hiss...... Not...... My stomach!" suddenly felt a colicing pain in my belly for no apparent reason, and my urine bubbled suddenly

frowned, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and the beads of sweat the size of beans flowed.

Wiping a handful of foam from the corners of his mouth, Chen Pee Bubble stumbled back and pointed at Xu Moqiu: "You...... What have you done to me? Hmm...... Oh, no, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I ...... I'm going to die! Get out of the way, I'm going to the doctor!"

"See a doctor? I'm a doctor, I see your symptoms, it's a little tight, don't worry, I'll just loosen it for you." Xu Moqiu stepped forward, and the rubber stick slammed into Chen's face.

The "pop" stick made the force greater, and directly pumped the old urine bubble out, fell heavily to the ground, bleeding all over his face, and spit out a few black, stinky rotten teeth with a "poof".

"You...... You dare to hit me? I ...... Labor and management are fighting with you!" Chen Pee's face was seriously deformed, like a tomato that had been trampled, which was unbearable. Forcibly endured the pain on his body, climbed up, grabbed the slippers at his feet and pounced towards Xu Moqiu.

Before Xu Moqiu could make a move, the majestic body of the dormitory manager behind him squeezed in, pushed Xu Moqiu away, and without saying a word, he raised his leg with a kick, and Chen Pee was suddenly kicked back like a ball, his head hit the wall heavily, and he fainted with a muffled snort.

"Mom, dare to deceive the old lady! This is the end!" The aunt spat on Chen Pee's body, pulled his feet, and dragged him out directly like a dead dog.

"Ulaula" soon the police car roared in, and the underwear thief who committed many crimes in Yuejiang was finally caught, but his current situation made several police officers can't help but pinch a cold sweat.

A face that was already stumbling was swollen like a pig's head, covered with bruises, not to mention, the most important thing was that this guy kept twitching, bleeding from his seven orifices, and the corners of his mouth were "gurgling" like a crab spitting white foam. It's clearly a symptom of food poisoning!

One of the officers asked, "You guys, what did you do to him?"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly waved his hand: "The conscience of heaven and earth, we are all law-abiding citizens, how can we do that kind of thing? ”

"It's like, God knows what unclean things he ate. ”

At this moment, the mobile phone in Chen's urine pocket rang, and the note on the caller ID was "God of Wealth".

The moment the phone was connected, a hurried voice came from the other end: "Have you done it? My customer here is urging me tightly! Hey! Speak, are you dumb? Damn! Hurry up to labor and management!"

The "dood" phone hung up, and the old policeman next to him immediately became alert and said to the people around him: "Immediately notify the technical department and trace the source of this call." ”

Then after a brief procedure, the police car left Boya Middle School with Chen Pee-bubble. This guy has started to vomit blood, and if he doesn't treat it, he'll burp eighty percent.

In fact, this worry was completely unnecessary, as soon as he left the school gate, Chen Pee Bubble kicked his legs and died.

Looking at the departing police car, Xu Moqiu fell into deep thought: Could it be that the God of Wealth, the customer, is it still a specialized underwear theft organization? Moreover, why does the voice on the other end of the phone sound so familiar?

Forget it, no matter what, the bell for school has already sounded, and it is not appropriate for Xu Moqiu to continue to stay here, so he got up and said goodbye.

The sky was still dripping with a light rain, Xu Moqiu rode a bicycle and rushed home alone, be careful to make the Wannian boat, with the experience of being plotted by the old mule last time, Xu Moqiu is now only walking on the main road, and occasionally meet two students walking together on the road, both of them are running in a hurry with their schoolbags, and no one wants to stay in the rain for half a minute.

Ten minutes later, the light rain had stopped, Xu Moqiu stopped at a street corner where no one was around, leaned on an electric pole, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and said lightly into the depths of the darkness: "Come out, haven't you been tired after following me for so long?"

There was no sound around, and Xu Moqiu smiled: "What?"

Well, the beard with the mole on the corner of the mouth, if you don't come out, I'll be gone. ”

The sound of dull footsteps sounded, and then a tall middle-aged man with a beard came out of the darkness, and glanced at Xu Moqiu: "You are really not an ordinary person, you can actually detect me! It seems that the old mule is planted in your hands, and it is not wronged." ”

The memory in Xu Moqiu's mind was like a movie that had accelerated 16 times, and it was quickly fixed on the exhibitionist who robbed the road halfway.

So he said tentatively: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!"

The beard twisted his neck: "Hmph! You don't have to be tempted, boy, you have offended someone who should not be offended! I advise you not to resist, I can give you a good time! Don't worry, we don't want your life, we just break your limbs, and it won't affect your life." ”

Xu Moqiu was immediately amused by him: "Big guy, you tell me, all five limbs are broken, how can it not affect life? Not to mention anything else, I and pee and have to pull all my trouser pockets? You are not authentic like this." Or are you here to serve me?"

"Boy, don't talk nonsense! I tell you, whether you want it or not, I will definitely break your limbs today. If you resist, don't blame me for my heavy hands. ”

Seeing that the beard was getting closer and closer, Xu Moqiu hurriedly took two steps back: "Big brother, we have something to say, how hurtful and angry it is to fight and kill! Will you let me go?"

"Let you go?" the bearded man laughed, "The old mule was imprisoned by you, and it is estimated that he will not be able to get out in this life, do you know how big our losses are?"

"I have no grievances with him, he died by himself, no wonder I am! You have to be reasonable......

"Excuse me, we don't be reasonable. Suffer death!"

"Oh, you think I'm afraid of you?

"Phew!"

Five minutes later, Xu Moqiu wiped the blood on his hands, sat on the cement steps at the entrance of the street, smoked a cigarette, and said to the alley next to him: "I've seen enough of the play, but I haven't come out yet?"

Mitchell stepped on stockings and walked out: "Hehe, what's wrong, angry?"

"Nope. Xu Moqiu shook his head and pointed to the half-dead beard not far away, "Drag him back, I want to know everything about their organization." ”

"Do you want to ...... then," Mitchell made a head-killing gesture around his neck.

"No, I'll take care of it myself. As he spoke, Xu Moqiu reached out and snatched the cigarette that Miqier had just bought from his pocket, put it into his pocket, and said, "How many times have you said it, girls, don't smoke, don't smoke, why don't you listen? ”

Looking at the back of Xu Moqiu's departure, Mitchell sighed in his heart: If one day I don't smoke, there are only two possibilities. One is that you accepted me, and the other is ...... I left you forever.

When I got home, it was almost ten o'clock, and there was no one in the living room, who should have returned to their rooms. Xu Moqiu almost collided with the panicked plum crown holding a box.

Mei Qiguan said with a dissatisfied face: "You who kill a thousand knives, don't you have long eyes? Get out of the way!"

Xu Moqiu smiled and said, "Mom, it's so late, where are you going?"

Mei Qiguan glared: "Where is the old lady going, is it difficult to give you a report? What are you?"

"No, I'll just ask. ”

"Hmph! If you shouldn't ask, don't ask. Mei Qiguan didn't say anything more to him, and walked outside with the box in his arms.