Looking at the slowly closing retractable door, Xu Moqiu flicked his tail beautifully, ignoring Lu Zhe, who was dizzy, and waved to the old man at the doorman with a gesture of greeting a national leader: "Slow!"

The old man didn't expect that Xu Moqiu was really not afraid of death, but he didn't feel too embarrassed, and let the two of them in.

And kindly reminded: "Vice Principal Liao should come out at this time, you better be careful, don't be caught by him." ”

Xu Moqiu nodded at him, said hello, and ran towards the principal's office with the documents in his arms.

Unfortunately, I happened to bump into Liao Yibao, who was wearing a red armband and whistling in his mouth, on the playground.

Seeing Xu Moqiu, Liao Yibao's eyes suddenly lit up, whistled at him, and said with that dead face: "Teacher Xu, what's the matter with you? You were late for the first day? As a teacher, you should set an example! ”

Chilling, why don't you swallow a soldering iron and eat coals!

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "I have something to delay on the road, and now I have something important to find the principal, and I don't want to talk to you." ”

After speaking, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, the wind generally disappeared in front of Liao Yibao.

Looking at Xu Moqiu, Liao Yibao sneered in his heart: Boy, soon you will know what despair is! To deal with you, you don't need to make a move at all!

"Phew"

Xu Moqiu even forgot to knock on the door, and broke in directly, so frightened that Principal Wang, who was holding a flower pot for watering, shuddered, and the flower pot almost didn't smash his toes.

"Xiao Xu, you are now a teacher, why are you so frizzy?" Principal Wang frowned, slowly picked up the flower pot on the ground, and there was a hint of unhappiness in his tone.

"Headmaster, you're hurting me!" Xu Moqiu said, putting the pile of files on his desk.

The headmaster put down the pots, sat back in his chair, picked up the files, and said without looking up, "Huh, what's wrong?"

"You've got the wrong file! This is the file of Class 13......"

"Huh?" took out the reading glasses at the bottom of the glass bottle, and looked at it, sure enough, it was from the thirteenth class, and Principal Wang suddenly blushed.

Rubbing his hands, he said, "Maybe the light wasn't very good yesterday, you wait a while, I'll get you the file of the third shift." ”

Soon he took out a sealed file bag in the cabinet, and only after making sure it again and again handed it to Xu Moqiu, and put a brand new copy of "The Teacher's Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation" in front of him.

"Thinking that you don't have much teaching experience, you must take the time to read this book "Teachers' Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation", as well as the school's department functions and personnel relations. Xiao Xu, the burden on your shoulders is very heavy, you must not take it lightly, I am optimistic about you!"

Xu Moqiu said in his heart: Look at a good fart! Lao Tzu himself is not optimistic about himself, are you optimistic about the use of chicken feathers?

But he said, "I will do my best." ”

"Then you go to get acquainted with the environment first, the first year of high school is on the second floor of the high school, and I won't accompany you the old man, no problem, right?"

Xu Moqiu nodded, closed the door and walked out of the principal's office.

At 8:40, the students had already started class, and the campus was exceptionally quiet, with the sound of reading from time to time.

Xu Moqiu walked briskly, and soon came to the high school teaching building, looking at the wide three-provincial mirror on the ground floor, and suddenly sighed in his heart: I thought that at the beginning, my school also had such a piece, and I didn't write a review on it at that time.

I walked down the stairs all the way to the first-year high school teaching corridor, and as soon as I turned the corner, I saw a familiar figure standing outside the door with a book on his head, and that resentful little look - who is not his brother-in-law Lu Zhe?

my!

Xu Moqiu directly chose to ignore it, came to the door of the office, tidied up his appearance, took a deep breath, stretched out his index finger and middle finger, forked a professional smile at the corner of his mouth, and knocked lightly on the door.

"Please come in!"

A slightly hoarse voice came, Xu Moqiu pushed open the door, and a middle-aged man in his forties, looking at him with a puzzled expression.

The office has about 100 square meters of space, divided into about 20 small compartments, the layout is no different from that of an ordinary company, there are automatic water dispensers and air conditioners in the corners, and there are several charts pasted on the front and back blackboards.

At this moment, in the huge office, there were only Xu Moqiu and him, and the others didn't know whether they went to class or ......

"You ......"

"Hello, I'm the new homeroom teacher of the third class of high school, my name is ......"

Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to finish introducing himself, the man greeted him, took Xu Moqiu's hand, and said with a kind face: "Oh! You are Xiao Xu! Why are you here? I have been waiting for you for a long time! Come on, come on, sit here." ”

There was no reproach in his words, and his eyes were blazing, as if Xu Moqiu was his long-lost illegitimate son.

Nonsense, the principal specially explained that there was someone above the head teacher of the new senior high school class three, and he naturally didn't dare to offend, but it was unknown who the person above him was.

"My name is Gao Yuanjun, I am the head of the first year of high school, the head teacher of the thirteenth class and the Chinese teacher, we are all colleagues, if there is anything I don't understand in the future, just come and ask me. As Gao Yuanjun spoke, he handed Xu Moqiu a cigarette.

Xu Moqiu just opened the "Teacher's Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation", and happened to see the first article: it is strictly forbidden to smoke and drink alcohol on campus.

Stunned for a moment, he raised his head and said with a strange expression: "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to smoke on campus?"

Gao Yuanjun waved his hand: "In the office, it's nothing." ”

Xu Moqiu nodded, took the cigarette and stuck it on his ear, and began to sort out some of the things left by his predecessor.

Gao Yuanjun held an ashtray in his hand and shook it twice: "Xiao Xu, I heard that you have no teaching experience, you can become the head teacher of the first and third classes of high school, it seems that you have two brushes! However, you had better be mentally prepared, the students in your class are not fuel-efficient lamps." ”

Xu Moqiu couldn't hear the meaning of his words, and smiled: "Team Leader Gao said that they are all children, I believe that under my earnest teachings, they will definitely reform themselves, study hard every day, strive to be the pillars of the motherland, and not be the scum of society." ”

It seems that you kid is not willing to give up when he doesn't see the Yellow River! But Gao Yuanjun is even more curious, since there are people above him, why would he arrange for him to go to the third class of high school, which is not a place where people can stay?

Could it be that this guy has masochistic tendencies?

Yes, I heard that the little white face now has quirks, and this guy is no exception.

Now in this world, people's hearts are not ancient!

Gao Yuanjun shook his head, turned back to his seat, picked up today's morning newspaper and began to read.

Xu Moqiu was also not idle, took a cup of hot water from the water dispenser, sat back in his seat, took out his file bag and began to flip through it.

The first one, named Master Xu, is a little girl, a sweet girl, a standard beauty embryo.

The little girl is a single-parent family, lost her father at a young age, and her mother is a white-collar worker in a company. However, this girl seems to have a serious problem, with a total score of 900 points, but she scored less than 300 points in the test! Compared with the thirteen classes, the gap is really not ordinary!

Turn the next page, tsk! This name is loud enough, anti-aircraft guns!

The son of a certain coal boss, his name is loud enough, but his grades are so bad, and his grades are three or two, and I don't know if this is a grudge against the grading teacher.

"Jingle Bell ......"

Before I had time to flip through the files of the third classmate, a crisp bell rang, and the originally quiet campus suddenly exploded, bustling like a vegetable market.

At the same time, the door of the office was pushed open, and several teachers holding textbooks walked in one after another, including men and women, old and young, but all with a relieved look on their faces.

Teaching at a liberal arts secondary school, they feel that it is not youth and enthusiasm that they are overdrawn, but ...... That precious life.

The moment the office door closed, Gao Yuanjun stood up, clapped his hands and said, "Colleagues, come, I will introduce you to a new colleague - Xu Moqiu, Xiao Xu......! Graduated from a prestigious university! As the head teacher of the third class of the first year of high school, everyone, applaud and welcome!"

As soon as these words came out, the surroundings suddenly quieted down, and everyone looked at Xu Moqiu with sympathetic eyes, and for a long time, in Gao Yuanjun's coughing, he finally came to his senses, and the perfunctory applause of "crackling" suddenly came out.

A group of cowards, aren't they just dozens of hairy children?

That's it, I didn't pay attention to someone at all.

At that moment, Xu Moqiu secretly swore that if he couldn't teach these people well, he would commit suicide by swallowing dung to thank the world!

Ten minutes passed quickly, and Xu Moqiu was about to continue flipping through the files, when a voice came from behind him: "Teacher Xu, my stomach is a little uncomfortable, can I change this class to your Chinese class?"

Turning around, a middle-aged woman in her mid-thirties was clutching her stomach and frowning.

Everyone is a colleague, and Xu Moqiu is the head teacher, so naturally it is not easy to refuse, so he has to nod and agree.

Is it coming so soon?

Xu Moqiu's heart was so excited, as if there were thousands of ants crawling all over his body, it was uncomfortable, like a death row prisoner who was about to go to the execution ground, and he couldn't walk at all.

Gao Yuanjun has been teaching for more than ten years, Xu Moqiu's discomfort was seen by him at a glance, he stood up and patted Xu Moqiu's shoulder: "Xiao Xu, believe in yourself! You'll have to face it sooner or later, and it's good for you to adapt early. ”

Yes, people are going to die sooner or later, why don't you get used to it first?

Who doesn't have a sentence in their hearts? It's useless to talk about it.

Xu Moqiu squeezed out an ugly smile at him, grabbed the textbook on the table and hugged it in his arms, took a deep breath, and finally took a heavy step.

The third class of high school is located in the corner of the right hand side of the staircase corridor, and at this moment, the other classes have entered the state, and Xu Moqiu finally came to the door of the so-called "hell class".

Raising his head to look at the class card, after making sure that he was not mistaken, Xu Moqiu finally stretched out his hand that was a little trembling due to excessive nervousness.

However, halfway through his hand, he retracted again.

Xu Moqiu calmly analyzed in his heart: Since it is known as the Hell Class, it naturally has a reason to be called so, and you don't have to think about it to know that there must be a hidden weapon waiting for you inside!

Looking up at the door, huh, where is the bucket that was promised? Why not?

Looking at the doorknob again, it was clean, and there was no snot or shit or anything like that.

Could it be that I am overly worried, or are those guys alarmist?

Forget it, no matter, I promise someone nothing I've ever seen, and I'm afraid of these little kids?

I tidied up my clothes, took a deep breath, coughed, and slammed the classroom door.

After another effort, a scream suddenly came from behind the door, followed by a burst of laughter, Xu Moqiu was taken aback, and hurriedly poked his head to see that a boy was covering his bloody nose and looking at him with a resentful expression.

Only then did he realize that there was a desk behind the door, which should be the legendary ultimate VIP seat.

Xu Moqiu was speechless, this place was completely a dead end, he couldn't see the blackboard at all, and if he was placed here, even if he wanted to listen to the class and read the blackboard, he would be powerless.

Xu Moqiu said with a concerned face: "Classmate, it doesn't matter if you want to be cremated or not...... Uh, the infirmary?"

The man waved his hand to indicate that it was okay.

Since he insisted, Xu Moqiu didn't say much, after all, the class was important, so he straightened his waist and walked quickly towards the podium.

The tiles on the ground are very clean, and even the figure of a person can be clearly reflected, and as soon as his left foot stepped on the floor, Xu Moqiu instantly noticed that something was wrong!

"Slippery", fell directly to the sky, "bang", the back of the head and the ground came into close contact, the head buzzed, almost fainted, and the momentum that was finally accumulated disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"Hahahaha......"

The audience suddenly burst into laughter, Xu Moqiu struggled to get up from the ground, rubbed his buttocks that were almost broken into four petals, his face turned red, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

A small boy stood up and said with a look of trepidation: "Old ...... Teacher, are you alright......? It's all my fault for mopping the floor too cleanly. I'm really sorry to cause you to fall!"

Xu Moqiu reluctantly squeezed out a smile: "It's okay! I don't blame you......"

But in his heart, he said: The little rabbit cub actually put soap on the ground! Sure enough, he can play! This meeting gift, Lao Tzu remembered!

He coughed, glanced down, took a deep breath, and shouted, "Start class now!"

"Hello teacher!" The neat voice came, which made the haze in Xu Moqiu's heart suddenly swept away.

It seems that these guys are not so naughty as they imagined, and they know what it means to stop in moderation.

Xu Moqiu thought narcissistically: Could it be that these guys were conquered by their handsome faces? Well, eighty percent is like this!

Xu Moqiu picked up the chalk, skillfully wrote his name on the blackboard, and said with a smile: "Hello classmates, my name is Xu Moqiu, and I am honored to be your class teacher." Let's spend a wonderful learning time in life together, this is a kind of fate, but also a blessing, I hope I can become a good friend in your life, and please take care of me!"

After speaking, he bowed to the audience very seriously.

"Crackling" There was a burst of applause from the audience that didn't seem to be very warm.

Xu Moqiu didn't care, waved his hand to the stage, signaled everyone to be quiet, and then picked up the roster on the podium: "Next, I will start the roll call, please get up and make a simple self-introduction, let the teacher know, the first white ...... Huh?"