For a long time, Xu Moqiu thought that a person's name was just a code name. It doesn't really mean anything.

However, it will accompany a person for a lifetime, so a good name is the wish of all parents, and having a good name is the dream of all children.

However, some parents don't know if they are in the wrong posture when they name it, and accidentally make a joke and even break the world record.

The name of the first classmate in Xu Moqiu's roster made him speechless.

The surname Bai is not common in China.

This is a relatively easy surname, and if you add two words to the end, it will look full of charm.

But this guy is called a white toad!

Yes, you read that right, it's a toad! It's the kind of thing that quacks and jumps up to pee.

I also know what his parents think, and they actually gave him such a fucked name, I'm afraid that if he didn't have a grudge against his father in his previous life, he will take revenge on him in this life?

Of course, there is another possibility, that is, this roster is fake, and these guys want to deliberately make a fool of themselves!

After a slight pause, Xu Moqiu said tentatively: "White toad, which classmate is called this name? Is there such a classmate in our class?"

Standing in the back row stood a male classmate with an obese figure and eyes that were almost slit, holding a bag of potato chips in his hand, and replied angrily: "My name is White Toad, I know you want to ask me why I am called that, according to my father, my mother dreamed of a white swan when she gave birth to me." So ......"

So it has something to do with you being called a white toad?

You're here to answer that toad wants to eat swan meat, right?

Xu Moqiu couldn't cry or laugh, nodded at him, he knew this strange man, and when he looked at the second one, he was sweating profusely: "Wu Guokui?"

In the front row, a boy who was short and fat, ugly-looking, and had a traitor's head stood up, slapped his chest with a 'dong dong' sound, and Niu Bi said with a bang: "Teacher, I am Wu Guokui, my dream is to sell my old Wu's pig's head pot helmet to the world, so that people all over the world can taste the taste of my Wu family's pot helmet!"

The classmates behind him laughed and said, "Don't make trouble, Da Lang, sit down!"

"That's it, beware that Jin Lian will put rat medicine in your meal tonight!"

Xu Moqiu nodded at him, I have to say that his appearance and figure are worthy of this name, but there is nothing to complain about, he is simply like his name.

"Xiao Changfu!"

"It's here!" a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes stood up, raised his head, looked at the ceiling at forty-five degrees, and kept digging his nostrils with his right hand, wondering if he had ADHD, and his whole body was shaking like chaff.

Xu Moqiu was speechless, a big man, he actually gave this name...... If it's outside, it can't make people laugh off their big teeth?

"Mu Wanjing. ”

A delicate-looking girl with a tall figure and a ponytail stood up from the back row and smiled at Xu Moqiu: "I'm Mu Wanjing, I like to sing and paint." ”

Xu Moqiu wiped the sweat from his forehead, thank God, he could be regarded as finding a normal name. This girl has a sweet appearance and a good figure, which can be regarded as a class flower.

"Zhu Yitou!"

"I'm Zhu Yitou. ”

"Pang Guangda!"

"Here!"

……

The more frightened you are, the more frightened you are!

My class is simply a strange gathering place, there are a total of forty-four students, and the names of most of the students can make you laugh off your big teeth.

In the end, Xu Moqiu had to touch his forehead with his hand, trying to keep himself as good as a teacher.

secretly said in my heart: It's terrible to be uneducated, and even the name that comes out is so strange.

"Phew"

Just as he was calling, suddenly someone kicked the classroom door open.

Then three men with terrifying looks and strange clothes swaggered in front of Xu Moqiu.

The first person, full of abscesses, has a melon-like face, and his facial features are put together very casually, completely subverting the iron law of face symmetry. The nostrils are turned outward, revealing a poke of nose hair that is at least 10 centimeters long. What surprised Xu Moqiu the most was that there were two fist-sized black shiny sarcomas hanging from the corners of his mouth, and there were two thick and long black hairs on the sarcoma.

He is less than 1.4 meters tall, with braided hair, a mustache, a kimono, clogs, and a sharpened wooden sword hanging from his waist...... Dressed as a short man of the Japanese country!

I'm ugly, it's already a big killer weapon for him, and he dares to bring a murder weapon to school? The same person, why is he so arrogant?

On his right, there stood a thin man who was about 1.9 meters tall, but his whole body was so thin that only skin and bones remained, his eyes were hollow, and his eyes were deeply immersed in his sockets.

Wearing a half-rotten hat, wrapped in a yellow snakeskin bag with the word "urea" printed on it...... Just this shape, you said that you are not mentally retarded, Xu Moqiu screwed off his head and kicked you as a ball!

The man on the left-hand side was barely normal, with what he thought was a very powerful Mediterranean haircut, small eyes and a nose, and a face full of psoriasis. What made Xu Moqiu speechless the most was that the chin that was seriously overcosmetic and like an awl could be used to hoe the ground.

Dressed in hip-hop suits, the three of them stood there, completely in the rhythm of a sci-fi movie.

Xu Moqiu frowned and said, "Brothers, are you in the wrong place?"

The dwarf raised his head, glanced at Xu Moqiu contemptuously, and said arrogantly: "You, you are the new head teacher who works?"

This tone made Xu Moqiu very unhappy, and he didn't deny it with a calm face: "Yes." ”

"Yo Xi!" The dwarf said proudly: "My land is the warrior of the Great Japanese Empire, and Panasonic cuts Kiel is also! The first and third classes of high school are my land! In the future, you must be very obedient! Otherwise, you will die, die!"

Listen! What is this a student saying to a teacher?

There is a way to be a teacher for one day and a father for life, although it has not yet reached a day, after all, we have already met, at least it can be regarded as an uncle, right?

Xu Moqiu couldn't believe his eyes and ears, of course, he was even more puzzled, how could there be foreign students in his class......? He's a Japanese dwarf!

"Come down, sand sculpture!"

"Don't be embarrassed there!"

"Mom, did your brother give you face? I didn't get enough beatings yesterday?"

There was a noise under the podium, and it was not difficult to hear from the words that the students were quite disgusted with these three people.

"A group of laymen!" Matsushita cut Kiel snorted coldly with disdain, pointing at the tall man and said, "This is my second brother, a nobleman from a large country in Shanyue-Bao Pilong!"

The tall man nodded very arrogantly, his eyes were full of disdain, and he didn't even look at Xu Moqiu, obviously very proud of his name.

Even the Chinese scavengers are better than the scavengers, and it is hard to imagine what life is like for the poor in their country......

After speaking, he pointed to the hip-hop man: "This is the descendant of the celebrity of the Goryeo Empire--King Kong Diamond! His grandfather is the famous Lord of the Golden Bell Jar! The legendary taekwondo flower belt thirteen dan! Are you afraid?"

The people in this class are all very wonderful! These three people are the flowers in the wonderful.

Xu Moqiu hugged his arms: "Are you finished?"

Matsushita Kiel thought for a moment: "It's over." ”

"Then go back to your seats. Xu Moqiu said with a serious face.

Xu Moqiu's cold words made Matsushita Cut Kiel feel very faceless, and he was suddenly unhappy: "What? You dare to talk to me in such a tone? Do you know who I am? You lowly Zhina, I am the ...... of the Great Japanese Empire."

People respect me one foot, and I return one foot to others. The first class made Lao Tzu unable to get off the stage?

What's more, there are still a few outliers?

Xu Moqiu naturally didn't give him a good look: "I don't care if you are a big nest or a small nest, it's not good for me to do it here, either go out and turn left, or give me back to my seat and sit down!"

Matsushita Cutkier's eyes were full of anger, and he pointed at Xu Moqiu and said, "Very good! You are a man! Second brother, third brother, let's go!"

Looking at the three people who slammed the door and left, Xu Moqiu didn't have the slightest intention of staying, calmed down a little, and glanced down: "Who is the squad leader?"

A sweet-looking, slender girl wearing a pair of black-framed glasses stood up and nodded at him with a smile: "I'm the squad leader Zhao Yaru." ”

Xu Moqiu felt that he couldn't be too weak, otherwise this group of birdmen who didn't know the height of the sky would not be allowed to ride on their heads to and pee? ”

"Yes. ”

"Sit down, then everyone is free to speak, if there is anything you don't understand, you can ask me. ”

In the first class, Xu Moqiu didn't plan to talk about anything, after all, everyone would have to get along together for so long in the future, and it was necessary to spend time contacting and contacting feelings. Of course, the main thing is that he didn't prepare for class, his mind was like mush, and he didn't know what to talk about at all.

"Teacher, what are your hobbies?"

"Teacher, what do you think about the issue of puppy love?"

"Teacher, are you so handsome, are you married, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Teacher ......"

A series of questions came like a series of cannons, Xu Moqiu couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the students, and sat down on the chair, before he could speak, there was a "boom", the chair was instantly torn apart, and the wooden strip almost didn't blow up Xu Moqiu's chrysanthemum!

"Ahh

The classroom suddenly exclaimed, Wu Guokui rushed to the podium, pulled up Xu Moqiu, and said with a 'kind' face: "Teacher, are you okay? I forgot to remind you, your predecessor was too fat to sit on the chair, and he didn't have time to repair the ......."

Looking at the gap in the legs of the chair, Xu Moqiu scolded in his heart: Lao Tzu believes in you! Wu Dalang of the dog day, his conscience is greatly broken!

Although there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping back and forth in his heart, he still had a smile on his face, rubbed his buttocks, stood up, and waved his hand: "It's okay, the old horse also has a time when he stumbles." Let's continue the topic just now, my only hobby is reading, and only swimming in the ocean of knowledge can make me feel happy. in order to cultivate my tall sentiments!"

Fortunately, his previous homeroom teacher didn't hear this, otherwise he would definitely jump up and hit someone! The person who sold the book on the first day of school and bought snacks and cigarettes was not him, who was someone?

Xu Moqiu continued to say unashamedly: "Of course, don't look at me as a Sven person, in fact, in terms of sports, the teacher is also very talented, what football, basketball, table tennis, billiards, bowling, as long as it is round, I can play thief 6! Interested students can find me privately, and the teacher will definitely teach you a few unique skills." ”

Some students obviously didn't believe it: "Really?"

Facing the questioning gaze, Xu Moqiu hugged his arms and said proudly: "Of course! When the teacher used to study, the basketball level was the first in the school! 'Xu Feiren' is my nickname! I have refused many clubs to poach me one by one, after all, my ideal is to teach and educate people, and the peach and plum are all over the world." ”

Some students below secretly slandered themselves: Blow! You just keep blowing! I'm afraid that I didn't eat this morning, otherwise I would be drunk like this. I think it's almost the same as Xu Feiren.

"Of course, the teacher's football level is even more superb, and he is nicknamed 'Ten-level Heavy Artillery'! I once kicked a national goalkeeper into a concussion, which caused a lot of uproar at the time, and you were still young at that time, so you definitely didn't know. ”

"And billiards, secretly tell you a secret, in fact, O'Sullivan is my brother! I will, he may not. I can do it with one hand. Of course, the teacher is low-key, and God knows about this, and I know you know it......"

Xu Moqiu's mouth is like a river gushing, no matter what kind of ball he is, at least put a high hat on his head first, anyway, there is no way to study this matter, if you don't brag about yourself, you can't be flattened by these birdmen?

A girl raised her hand and said, "Teacher, teacher, you haven't said what you think about early love?"

"Puppy love? What is that? Teacher, I also came from your age, I think I was the first of the four major school grasses on campus, and the girls who chased me could line up from the classroom door to the school gate! ”

"Do you mean no objection, then?"

"Why object?" Xu Moqiu cleared his throat and continued, "What boy and girl don't have a spring? When you look back ten years from now, you'll see how stupid you were back then!"

A boy stood up and asked, "Teacher, teacher, do you mean to support our early love?"

There is obviously a hole in this question!

Everyone knows that puppy love is forbidden in schools.

As a teacher and a class teacher, if he publicly expresses his support and is spread out, he will definitely be pushed to the forefront and become the target of many parents' crusades! After all, you don't know if these guys have brought recording equipment or something.

Although the intention of harming others is indispensable, the heart of guarding against others is indispensable.

With the floor and chair incident just now, Xu Moqiu's heart naturally became alert, and he coughed and said: "Why should I support it? Your main task now is to study, this kind of thing of early love, there are pros and cons, the teacher can only say that he does not oppose it, but he definitely does not support it, everything is up to you! Of course, if you like someone, you can discuss it with the teacher!"

"Teacher, have you ever had plastic surgery? Also, you are known as the head of the four major school grasses on campus, so you must have harmed many female classmates, right?"

"Of course not!" Xu Moqiu naturally wouldn't do that kind of thing to smear shit on himself, Zhengse said, "Teacher's face is pure natural, and it definitely doesn't contain any hormones and silicone." And the teacher, I also had a nickname at school at that time, called 'Personable Xu Junzi', so naturally I wouldn't do those things that hurt nature and reason. ”

"Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Hehe, this is personal privacy, I refuse to answer." ”

As early as three years ago, he swore that one day, he would let Lu Mingyue stand up and admit himself in front of everyone in Yuejiang City!

"Teacher...... I want to take a leave of absence to eat at noon!