Xu Moqiu almost cried!

This Lu Bao'er is definitely a legendary pig teammate! And the kind that is labeled as the best!

In this situation, even if I have 10,000 reasons, it is estimated that it will not be easy to deal with it.

This little sister of her is really cute, Lu Mingyue had a smile on her face, and stretched out her hand to Xu Moqiu: "What are you hiding?" Take it out and I'll take a look." ”

Xu Moqiu's head shook like a rattle: "No...... Nothing. ”

Lu Bao'er hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, he really hides everything!"

"Really?"

"What is true or false, there is nothing to say in the first place. Xu Moqiu Wuzi was still making the last struggle, and said with a flattering face, "That, Mingyue! You see it's not early, so what...... Girls sleeping too late are not good for their skin, so let's go to bed first!"

As everyone knows, the more he is like this, the more certain Lu Mingyue is that the two of them have ghosts in their hearts.

To deal with Lu Baoer, she has a trick, which can be described as a hundred tried-and-tested.

"Bao'er, you come. ”

"Wooden ......"

Lu Mingyue said lightly: "Tomorrow's pocket money will be halved." ”

"Ahh

The car is gone, Xu Moqiu is planning to apply for a wave of support from the little God of Wealth, if she is sanctioned financially, won't she be unlucky?

As for Lu Zhe's unlucky child. Although his pocket money is also a lot, compared with Lu Baoer, it is a little unacceptable.

It's really a pair of living treasures. Lu Mingyue yawned: "Oh, then do you want to talk about it?"

"Hmm...... "Who is Lu Baoer?"

She who prides herself on being a genius and beautiful girl, naturally she will not give in like this, her eyes rolled, and she immediately had an idea, and stepped forward with the next arrow, blocking Xu Moqiu with her body, and pushed Xu Moqiu back with her little hand.

He shouted very righteously: "Briquettes, you run!

"Good ......"

Xu Moqiu was so moved that he cried bitterly, and he was about to slip away, but Lu Bao'er's next words made him almost fall to the ground.

"Don't worry! I have a backbone and dripping silver, and I will not tell her about you stealing my eldest sister's underwear!"

From beginning to end, Xu Moqiu maintained the posture of a 100-meter athlete before the start.

It was surprisingly quiet, and at this moment, the pale blue panties slipped out of his hand.

The so-called catching thieves and catching stolen goods, Xu Moqiu opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but found that he couldn't say anything!

After a long time, Lu Mingyue's roar resounded through the sky: "Xu!Mo!Qiu!you!bastard!"

......

A few minutes later, Lu Mingyue had a gloomy face, sitting on the sofa in the living room, Xu Moqiu stood in front of her with her head pulled, her hands kept rubbing the corners of her clothes, and she looked very cramped and uneasy with a panicked expression.

Lu Baoer, on the other hand, was lying on the sofa, holding a bottle of yogurt and drinking it, as if she was fine-in fact, she really didn't have anything to do.

Even because of the meritorious report, Lu Mingyue directly sent her a bonus.

At that moment, Xu Moqiu was a little skeptical that her words were not said on purpose.

Lu Mingyue had a cold face: "Say, what's going on?"

"Wait a minute!"

Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to speak, Lu Baoer suddenly jumped up from the sofa, ran into the room in a hurry, and ran into the kitchen to make a fuss.

When Xu Moqiu saw the keyboard, washboard and durian in her hand, the corners of her mouth suddenly twitched!

"Na, you choose one!" Lu Bao'er put three things in front of Xu Moqiu, and reminded him very kindly, "I even suggest you choose durian, don't worry about the wild one, the kind that is not poisonous!"

Xu Moqiu didn't make a quick choice, and said to Lu Mingyue patiently: "That, I said that I was wronged, do you believe it?"

Lu Mingyue sneered: "What do you think?"

But the most fucked up thing is that there is no monitoring installed in the backyard of the villa.

"By the way, you can take those crime tools to check, the fingerprints on them are definitely not mine. Xu Moqiu suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and patted his thigh and shouted.

"Rest assured, it will soon come to light. ”

Not long after, Qin Mengyan appeared in the villa in casual clothes, with long black and bright hair, although she was wearing a loose T-shirt, she could still see the perfect outline of the half bowl.

Women's X part is really the most noticeable place for men, and even the "Health Education" issued by the school at the beginning said that the plump X part is an indispensable part of women's beauty.

Things are gathered by like, and people are grouped. This is not true at all.

This woman is not inferior to Lu Mingyue in terms of figure or appearance, and her body is full of heroic posture among women. The whole person looks unique.

After some investigation and testing, Xu Moqiu was finally cleared of suspicion.

However, this woman seemed to have a grudge against Xu Moqiu, and added one more sentence to the conclusion: "Although there are no fingerprints on the tool, the thing finally appeared in his hands, and it cannot be ruled out that the two of them colluded to commit the crime." It is very likely that they are one bright and one dark...... And you see his eyebrows are clear...... Uh, thief eyebrows, eighty percent have coveted your underwear for a long time, I suggest ......"

Isn't it true that labor and management are more handsome and become typical of criminals?

Is there still a heavenly principle, is there still a royal law?

Xu Moqiu said angrily: "You are planting a false accusation! You are framing! You are slandering! As a glorious people's teacher, I am not convinced!"

Qin Mengyan smiled dumbly: "It's the middle of the night and you're still bragging, is it interesting? Okay, I won't tease you." Recently, there have been frequent underwear thieves in Yuejiang City, we have mastered his relevant information, and are arresting, I suggest that it is better to install monitoring in the backyard. ”

Lu Mingyue nodded and did not speak.

Before leaving, Qin Mengyan patted Xu Moqiu's shoulder and said, "Trouble, before lying next time, make a draft in your stomach." ”

Xu Moqiu decided that when he went out in the future, he could not bring his ID card, but he must carry his teacher qualification certificate with him, so that he would not have to look at himself with strange eyes every time he said it.

The dust settled, and Lu Mingyue couldn't continue to entangle, so she said, "Rest early."

got up silently and returned to her room, as for the underwear, she threw it into the corner, and it is estimated that she will never wear it again in her life.

"Briquettes, briquettes!"

Looking at this woman who was suspected of betraying herself, Xu Moqiu deliberately stretched her face and said, "What are you doing?"

"Oh! Why are you swollen and purple! Even if you don't mean to drop!" Lu Bao'er began to be coquettish and leaned towards Xu Moqiu.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly flashed to the side, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, rest early." ”

Lu Bao'er tilted her head and blinked her big eyes: "Are you angry?"

"Nope!"

"You're a living bird!"

"I didn't ......"

"You are! you are!"

Xu Moqiu said helplessly: "Okay! I'm angry!"

Lu Bao'er approached again. He snorted and said, "You're angry!"

"Well, I'm not angry anymore. ”

Lu Bao'er roared angrily: "Lie to the paper! You are obviously still angry!"

Xu Moqiu decided not to pay attention to her anymore, and beckoned to Xiaoya: "Xiaoya, let's go, go back to the house and sleep." ”

"Stop!" Lu Bao'er spread her hands and blocked in front of Xu Moqiu, staring at his eyes and saying, pouting and not speaking.

There are four big words written on his face: I'm not happy.

Xu Moqiu smiled bitterly and said, "Bao'er, don't make trouble, we have classes tomorrow! It's almost eleven o'clock." ”

"Then you promise you're not angry. ”

"I promise!"

"No, it's not sincere, you swear!"

"Okay, I swear!"

"You like those things very much?"

"What?"

Lu Baoer prompted: "It's you who steal ...... Uh, take the eldest sister's ...... Ahem......"

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't have a fetish!" Don't say no, even if there is, you can't let her big mouth know, otherwise her reputation will be light.

"Whew...... If you like it, I'll help you get the swelling?"

"What?" Xu Moqiu thought there was something wrong with his ears.

"Don't pretend to be garlic! I know you hear me, but before you can do that, you have to promise something!"

Having said this, Xu Moqiu understood it.

What a Lu Bao'er who sells her sister for glory! This little girl is planning to trade her eldest sister's personal belongings with herself! I don't know how poor Lu Mingyue will feel in her heart when she finds out! I guess I have the heart to kill her.

"Transactions are exempt. Say, what do you want to do?"

Lu Bao'er began to beat around the bush: "Do you remember what day the day after tomorrow is?"

Xu Moqiu looked dazed: "What day?"

Wedding anniversary, my birthday, or a holiday in the West? When I think about it, it doesn't seem to be.

"Wow! You don't remember such an important day! Did you forget to smash the cake last year? I fought with you!" Lu Bao'er was suddenly angry, and she was about to die with Xu Moqiu while holding the durian.

Xu Moqiu dodged sharply, dodged her durian bomb, and hurriedly said: "Bao'er's birthday, how can I forget? I'm still thinking about preparing a special birthday gift for you!"

Lu Bao'er put down the cantaloupe in her hand and looked puzzled: "Really?"

"Of course it's true! I can't fool anyone, I can't fool our family Bao'er!"

"Hmph! You've deceived your puppet many times, okay!" Lu Bao'er obviously didn't believe it, "I occasionally called my friends to come to the house on Saturday, are you good to make a good meal! The conditions just said are still valid......

"Bao'er, I'm ......"

"Two sets! plus 500 dollars!"

"Hey...... Well, I'm not really that kind of person. ”

"Yes, don't go back! Go and pull it! Good night!"

Looking at Lu Bao'er, who was bouncing and leaving like a little angel, Xu Moqiu shook his head helplessly.

Lowering her head, Xiao Ya was pulling her trouser leg with her head up, her big black eyes kept rolling: "Uncle...... That one...... I also have a lot of Ma Ma! Xiao Ya also wants to celebrate her birthday......"

All right!

One did not hesitate to sell his own sister as a bait for his birthday, and the other was even better, directly pushing his own hemp out.

Xu Moqiu felt that he couldn't let Xiaoya stay with Lu Bao'er, the little witch, for a long time in the future, otherwise he would definitely be taken badly.

At this moment, Chen Shujie, who was far away in a foreign country, sneezed several times in a row, and said in her heart: Could it be that the little girl is talking about herself again?

......

The next day, Xu Moqiu got up early in the morning, because there was no transportation, he had to squeeze the bus, but when he walked out of the villa and saw the rusty old-fashioned two-eight bar thrown at the entrance of the park opposite, he instantly had an idea.

The faucet of this bicycle was badly deformed, and the chain was rusted in several layers, and at first glance it was a poor fellow abandoned by its owner. The lubricating oil in the bearings had already formed hard lumps, the two tires had been deflated, and even the steel rims were a little deformed.

Of course, what made Xu Moqiu speechless the most was that the cushion was missing, and looking at the bare stake covered with rust, he felt a chill in the chrysanthemum.

Skillfully pried open the three big locks on the wheels, Xu Moqiu pushed his new car back to the yard and began to make breakfast for everyone.