Volume 2 Super teacher Chapter 034 The Queen of Variety

After eating breakfast and refusing Lu Baoer's "kindness" to carry him, Xu Moqiu pushed out the big Jiefang brand two-eight-bar bicycle from the corner of the yard in front of everyone. I found a wooden plank and tied it as a cushion.

"Or ...... Or will I send you there?" Lu Mingyue really couldn't stand it, this car was broken like this, God knows if it would fall apart halfway through the ride.

"No, we have a car, so we don't have to worry about it. Xu Moqiu smiled and touched Xiaoya's head, "Good girl!"

"Goodbye, uncle!"

stepped into the new car, and with a sudden force, a strange cry sounded, like stepping on a fat mouse, which startled Lu Baoer in front.

"Quack, quack!"

Where is the bicycle under Xu Moqiu's seat, it is like a monster, and the noise rate is 100%. There was even a grumpy old brother and some warm-hearted villagers, who secretly took out tomatoes and eggs to greet him "for free", which really moved Xu Moqiu.

Although the front of the car is seriously deformed, it is harmless to the highly skilled Xu Moqiu. He can even free his hand and light a cigarette in the wind, so that he can live comfortably.

The two feet are running up and down as if they are clockwork, and the speed of the bicycle is vividly reflected under the feet of Xu Moqiu, a professional!

It is no exaggeration to say that it is much faster than some motorcycles - such as Xu Moqiu's previous car.

Lu Bao'er caught up and beckoned to him: "Briquettes, come to the competition occasionally! Whoever comes later has to promise the other party one thing, what's the swell?"

Of course, it's not swollen! Lu Baoer's balance bike is a global limited edition, and Xu Moqiu can't remember what the price is, anyway, it is certain that no matter how much performance he throws himself, he will throw himself 108,000 miles.

He has no tendency to look for abuse, not to mention that she is still digging a pit waiting for herself!

Xu Moqiu directly shook his head and refused: "Bao'er, this is on the road, don't mess around!" ”

"Hmph, coward, bye-bye!"

Unconsciously came to the school gate, Xu Moqiu pushed his new car to the carport, and happened to meet the old man of the doorman, the old man looked at his car, and said jokingly: "You are quite thrifty." ”

Xu Moqiu said disapplausively: "That's not it, the traditional virtues of the ancestors must not be lost." Uncle, help me find a better spot! Don't get thrown into the pond by those rabbits again. ”

The old man shook his head: "It's not easy to see you, where do you put it first, I'll push the guard room for you in a while, and remember to pick up the car from me in the afternoon." ”

"Good guy, uncle, you are such a good person, if you don't go to heaven when you die, you come to me in your dreams! I'll open a back door for you. ”

"Curse me, stinky boy, believe it or not I'll throw you in a dung pit with your?"

"Hey, kidding, kidding!"

Walking into the campus, it was only past seven o'clock at the moment, just in time for the students' morning exercises.

Since you're here, as a class teacher, why don't you have to go and see the situation?

The playground is very large, the students are sparsely standing, sleepy-eyed and weak, the movements of their hands are completely unable to keep up with the beat, and they are not standard at all.

Xu Moqiu couldn't stand it anymore, and decided to give these birdmen a dismount.

Immediately crossed his waist with his right hand, raised his head, raised his chest, tucked his abdomen, and lifted his buttocks, and his movements were done in one go, without any dragging, poking his fingers and shouting: "Look at you, do a morning exercise, all of them are weak and absent-minded, and the old ladies in their seventies and eighties are more energetic than you! As a new youth in the new era, you should be responsible for your own health! The face of the class has been thrown into you! What about your collective sense of honor?"

"When I was in high school, I was the first in the school in terms of morning exercises, and it became a model in the city and was widely circulated by everyone......

When Xu Moqiu was gushing about putting a high hat on his head, Gao Yuanjun walked over from the side with a black face, patted him on the shoulder, pointed to the other side and said, "Teacher Xu, this is the thirteenth class, and the third class is over there!"

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu's old face turned red and coughed, "What, laziness is like rusty iron, it consumes the body more than hard work, and the keys that are often used are always shiny." The so-called 'plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning', Mr. Gao, the morning exercise situation in your class is very worrying!

After saying that, he put his hands behind his back, and the soles of his feet slipped away. But he said in his heart: Leave after pretending, the excitement of the real mother!

Looking at the proud back, Gao Yuanjun was speechless, and he didn't know how he said what he said just now, looking at the entire school, it was the gymnastics situation in his first and third classes of high school that was the worst.

Finally came to his territory, looking at the situation of the class, Xu Moqiu was even more ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into, forty-four students, absolutely no more than half of them stood in front of him, and most of them were still squatting on the ground yawning.

Xu Moqiu beckoned to Zhao Yaru, who was acting very irregularly, and asked coldly, "Squad leader, what about the others?"

"It's up there!"

Look at Zhao Yaru's hand, good guy!

There were several rows of students standing under the rostrum, some men and women, all of them were disheveled, and some of the boys were even shirtless.

After the morning exercise, Liao Yibao's rough voice came from the electric speaker: "Please call the class teacher to come up and take away the students in your class." High school, Xu Moqiu in the third class of high school, Yu Jianxing in the fourth class of high school, and Tang Daduan in the sixth class of high school ......"

It's really hard for him, and he reads a long list in one breath, without a pause in between.

In the entire high school, at least 70% of the classes are late, compared to the middle school, the situation is much better.

Xu Moqiu bore the brunt of it, but he didn't feel any shame, but held his head high and his face was red, as if he was not criticized and educated when he came to power, but received a big red flower. Everywhere he passed, there was laughter.

Looking at Xu Moqiu, who was proud and proud, Liao Yibao suddenly stopped feeling angry, and said with a heavy face: "Teacher Xu, please pay attention to your behavior!"

Xu Moqiu looked inexplicable: "What's wrong with me? I came up when you called me, what's wrong with me?"

"And what are you laughing at?"

Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "I...... My wife has a baby, can you manage it?"

"Hahahaha......" There was a burst of laughter all around, and even Teacher Tang Daduan, who was not smiling, grinned.

"You ......" Liao Yibao forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, took out a small book, and said with a serious face, "The third class of high school, twenty-four people are late, and ten of them are pulled out of the quilt by me, Teacher Xu, as a class teacher, don't you have anything to say?"

Xu Moqiu thought for a while and replied, "I think so, it's okay." ”

Liao Yibao's face was so gloomy that he was about to drip water: "What do you mean it's okay? Could it be that you are still satisfied with their performance?"

"At first, I thought the whole class would be late, but apparently they surprised me, and I am sure that with my teachings, they will slowly get rid of this bad habit. After a pause, he waved at the students in his class, "Am I right?"

The voice of Qi Shushu came: "Yes!"

"You...... Forget it, rotten wood can't be carved! The person who takes you will disappear for me immediately!"

"Whoever seems to be standing here is so rare that they have all of them, running...... Disband!"

Looking at the back of Xu Moqiu's dashing departure, Liao Yibao said secretly in his heart: Wait, sooner or later you will suffer a lot! Openly disagree with me Liao in public, I will let you know how the iron pot is made!

After the morning exercise, it was breakfast time, Xu Moqiu had nothing to do, and he wanted to prepare for class temporarily, but after sitting there for a long time, he still couldn't write half a word, and his head was also a mess.

Forget it, just play on the spot when the time comes, I have been a class representative before, and it should be no problem to educate dozens of hairy boys.

It's okay left and right, Xu Moqiu pushed away the chair and walked out of the teaching building, and unconsciously came to the door of the principal's office, thinking that since he came, he should go and say hello, right?

When he pushed open the door of the principal's office, he found an acquaintance inside.

"Hey, Xiao Xu, you came just in time! I also talked about you just now, you said that it was a coincidence, I don't know if I didn't look at your file, I really scared me when I saw it! You and this Qin Mengyan Teacher Qin are still college classmates! What is fate, this is called fate!"

When Xu Moqiu looked at Qin Mengyan with a strange expression, Qin Mengyan also looked at him in surprise.

College classmates?

Qin Mengyan, who used to be the class president, can be sure that there is no such person in the class at all, so there must be something wrong with his graduation certificate!

Xu Moqiu secretly slandered herself: Isn't this girl a policeman? Why did she become Teacher Qin again? Could it be that she is also a liar? Or did she break into the school for a certain case?

If you think about it, the latter is more likely.

The two were silent for a moment, and then laughed at the same time: "It turned out to be you!

The smile is so fake that even a blind person can see the clue.

Principal Wang pointed to the large pile of documents in front of him: "Xiao Xu, I still have information to deal with here, so you can accompany Teacher Qin to familiarize yourself with the environment, and reminisce about the old days by the way." ”

"Okay. ”

Walking out of the principal's office, Qin Mengyan preemptively asked: "Good boy, there are some means! Honestly, what is the ulterior motive of coming to the school? You dare to pretend to be a graduate of Yunda, my classmate! Your face is really big! Do you believe that I will expose you?"

Xu Moqiu naturally didn't believe it, if she wanted to expose it, she had already exposed it just now, and she wouldn't wait until this time.

He rolled his eyes and said, "I'm a teacher now, what purpose do you think I can have?"

Qin Mengyan looked at Xu Moqiu's eyes: "Who has such a big enmity with you?"

Xu Moqiu was suddenly unhappy, stopped and said with a calm face: "Can you still communicate well? I have no grievances with you, there is no need to target me everywhere, right?"

"Tsk, I'm still in a hurry! But we're colleagues now, which class do you teach?"

Xu Moqiu coughed and cleared his throat: "The third class of the contemptible high school, the Chinese teacher and the head teacher. What about you?"

Chinese teacher? That's barely reasonable. Looking at him like this, he doesn't look like a person who can be qualified in other subjects.

Qin Mengyan nodded: "Oh, I'm in charge of the physical education class of the first to fifth grades of high school. ”

Xu Moqiu looked surprised: "Niu Bi! ”

"Please, it's only one physical education class a week, plus the class that dominates the class, it's good that I can open one this week!"

This is true, I vaguely remember that when I was in school before, the physical education teacher was often "sick", and the few physical education classes in a semester were all divided and occupied by the teachers of several major courses, which was cruel, especially in the third year of high school, and the physical education class was directly canceled.

"Hey, that's not right, aren't you a policeman, why did you come to be a teacher again?" Xu Moqiu finally remembered the crux of the matter at this time.

"Surprised?" Qin Mengyan smiled, "Tell you secretly, my aunt and grandmother are the legendary queen of change! Don't try to find out the secrets on me, knowing too much won't do you any good." ”