Chapter 262: The Jade Emperor's ridicule
"6666, Brother Chen, how do you know these things?" asked the younger brother.
Brother Chen flicked the cigarette ash and said, "Who am I?
Not to mention the appearance of those girls, it is their measurements, I know everything about them!"
patted the computer in front of his desk, Brother Chen said, "Do you see this?"
There is a shortlist of Jiangdong Medical University Oiran List specially sorted out by my brother!
Each of the shortlisted Oiran has a detailed review of the brother.
Hey, there's someone over there, hurry up and issue a student ID and enter the information!"
Everyone nodded, and immediately dispersed.
Brother Chen was also busy.
Just when everyone was busy, a soft and weak, but very cute voice came: "Learn...... Senior, is this the place to get your student ID card and enter the information?"
Brother Chen looked up and saw a girl with bangs and a cute goose egg face standing there.
The five black long hair is tied into a double ponytail, the facial features are delicate and clean, and the big eyes are watery and cute.
Dressed in a long black skirt, her complexion is as white as snow, her waist is bee waist and jade buttocks, and her upper circumference is almost D-cup.
"Not bad, yes, it's almost an eight-point beauty!And the breasts are very big, if you can get your hands on it, it will definitely be very emotional!" Brother Chen immediately scored this beauty in his heart, and then decided to add her to the Oiran list.
He immediately stood up and went through the formalities for this girl.
The beautiful woman left happily.
"It's a pity, it's been so many days, and such an eight-point beauty has come.
The freshman is really lonely. Brother Chen sighed at the sky, took a puff of cigarette and sighed.
"That's right, it's almost the end of the orientation, and there are still no nine-point beauties. ”
"Shouldn't the top three of this year's Oiran list still be rounded up by the three in Ding Jianguo's dormitory?"
A few guys who were busy with their work came over and chatted again.
Everyone felt a lot of regret in their hearts.
Since Ding Jianguo came to this school, the position at the top of the Oiran list has not changed.
It is impossible for this class of newcomers to have a stunning school girl who competes with Ding Jianguo!
That kind of beauty with a score of 9 is hard to find!
However, not far away, Lu Yifan, accompanied by Ding Jianguo's third daughter, walked over.
Lu Yifan pondered, it seemed that Guan Yueshan seemed to ask him to come here to report and get a student ID.
As a result, he has been playing with three beauties for the past two days, and he can't think about it, and he forgot about this stubble.
Since you are passing by, let's take it along the way!
That Brother Chen was smoking a cigarette while pointing out to the beauties on the side of the road.
What is this beauty is only seven points, although that beauty looks eight points, but as soon as she opens her legs, she knows that she has been I don't know how many times and so on.
Just as he was making a loud jingle, a hanging, but very sweet voice came: "Hey, buddy, I'm here to report and get a student ID." ”
Brother Chen and a few classmates looked up, and their eyes almost didn't pop out!
I saw that the girl in front of me was close to two meters tall, her body was explosively hot, and she had F-cup on her breasts and feet!
A shawl hair is casually draped, and his lazy eyes are evil and wild.
The length of those round buttocks is almost 1.3 meters!
Because it was too slender, the original school uniform long skirt made her wear a miniskirt alive!
Perfect irrelevant, noble temperament, perfectly smooth curves exude a fatal attraction to boys!
Lu Yifan couldn't help but get goosebumps when he saw this group of men looking at him with that kind of eyes.
"Hey, buddy, wake up, hurry up and get my student ID card out, I still have something to do!" Lu Yifan said impatiently.
"It's spicy to even look angry!" Brother Chen muttered obsessively.
The little brothers around him slapped the table excitedly!
"Big brother, this is definitely the Oiran who killed Ding Jianguo in seconds, right?"
"This year's very best goddess, she is the only one!"
"Then you don't need to say, this height, this figure, this appearance, what a second kill Victoria's Secret model!"
"I never thought that freshmen would have this kind of superlative!"
"Hurry, give me my phone, I'm going to take a picture and send it to Moments!
"It's so beautiful, it would be nice to be my girlfriend!"
"You're dreaming!"
......
Lu Yifan didn't know how much of a sensation his stunning face had caused.
As soon as her photo was posted on the forum of Jiangdong Medical University, she was directly pushed to the highest position!
All the men were asking who this girl was and which dormitory she lived in.
When everyone knew that she lived in Ding Jianguo's dormitory, everyone began to comment.
"Brothers, let's go!
"Ma Dan, a goddess of this level, is willing to live two years less at a glance!"
"I'm going to chase her!!"
"Let's see who catches it first!"
"It is said that the big boys and school grass in the school have already started to act, and it will be too late if it is too late!"
......
When Lu Yifan came downstairs to his dormitory.
Directly stunned!
He saw swarms of locust-like boys standing downstairs, either in straight suits, with flowers, or with suits of luxury.
There are thousands of people in the black press!
"What's going on?" Lu Yifan almost didn't frighten the cigarette on his mouth.
Especially when those boys saw her and showed their love to him.
Lu Yifan is not beaten, nor is he scolded.
He even wanted to take out his treasure directly and shoot a tube at this group of sperm worm brains, so that these guys were sober and sober!
"Get out! Lao Tzu doesn't need a boyfriend!! "Lu Yifan roared angrily.
Airplanes!
Just then, his cell phone rang.
Looking down, it was actually sent by the Jade Emperor.
Jade Emperor: "Hahahahahaha!! laugh at me!!Big hanging cute sister is so loving!Lu Yifan, your actions in the mortal world have been recorded by me and posted to the Heavenly Court Live Network!"
Now the gods are giving me a reward of fairy coins!
I want to get rich!!"
Lu Yifan: "Your uncle's Jade Emperor, actually used me to earn immortal coins!! it's so shameless! I won't do it! I'm going to take out my treasure so that the immortals in the whole heavenly court can see it!!"
Jade Emperor: "Oh, hey, don't! Don't do it! My wife is watching too! You take out that thing, what if she thinks yours is bigger and runs away with you?"
Lu Yifan: "Then I don't care, who asked you to curse me......?"
Jade Emperor: "Unless what?"
Lu Yifan: "Unless you reward your immortal coins, I will share half of them!"
Jade Emperor: "...... I think you're the one who is really shameless, right?"
(End of chapter)