Well?

What is this Taiyi real person doing with my friend?

Whatever, agree first!

Bite!

Taier Zhenren: "Is Yifan Immortal Friend here?"

Lu Yifan: "Taiyi Daxian, what are you looking for me?"

Taier Zhenren: "Uh...... Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I recently met a very annoying guy who blew up my gas tank while playing "Glory of Kings" developed by Yifan Immortal Friends!"

Lu Yifan: "Oh, who dares to provoke Taiyi Daxian?"

Tai Er Zhenren: "When I was ranking yesterday, I met a guy with the nickname 'Hi Hi'.

I used a Luban on the lower road, I assisted for ten thousand years, and I followed him to the lower road at the beginning.

As a result, he gave me the sentence 'Get out of here, don't eat my line, I'll place an order!'

I couldn't help it, so I left and went to the road to assist.

But in less than a minute, the thing was caught and killed by the jungler Ake on the opposite side.

I was gloating, and the thing actually started scolding me directly!

'Help you to be blind, the assassins came to arrest me, and you didn't come to save me?'

'You grew up eating, didn't you?'

'Lao Tzu just won't play games today, and I'm going to scold your grandson to death!'

It's not too late, I'm ready to go to practice after I finish the ranking, and this thing actually adds my friend unrelentingly, and gives me a YY channel, saying that there is a kind of past, and he wants to scold me to death.

I thought I'd send a few thunderbolts down and kill him.

But killing mortals indiscriminately is against the rules of heaven, so I thought about coming to you to complain to a mortal immortal friend, and see if you can help me out of this breath?

Otherwise, I may not be able to sleep well for hundreds of thousands of years to come!"

The feeling is that the game has encountered a pit!

Lu Yifan thought for a while and pretended to be embarrassed: "Oh, Taiyi Daxian, although this game was developed by me, the management authority is not in my hands, it is a game that mortals are operating and managing the game."

I can't help you directly!"

Tai Er Zhenren: "What should I do?"

Lu Yifan: "Hmm...... Well, how about you give me the YY channel and I'll help you spoof this guy?"

Tai Er Zhenren: "Okay! That relationship is good! I won't scold people at all! If Brother Yifan can help me kill this grandson, the benefits will definitely be indispensable to you!"

Lu Yifan replied as soon as he saw it, and his heart was happy.

That's right, what Lao Tzu wants is your benefits, otherwise he will directly help you ban your account!

How can I help Tai Er Zhenren get out of a bad breath?

It's obviously not interesting to find someone to find out that dead troll and beat him up or something.

Taiyi Zhenren can do it himself.

After thinking about it carefully for a while, Lu Yifan immediately paid attention.

Lu Yifan: "Taiyi Daxian, I'll send you a room for a live broadcast of betta fish in a while, you go in and see how I play this dead troll live!"

It's been a long time since I've logged in to my betta live account.

As soon as he logged in to this account, he saw the sailors who pushed it flocking to him!

This is the room of the famous anchor who had a hard fight with 80,000 hackers in the United States back then!

Even if Lu Yifan hasn't been on the air for a long, long time, as soon as he started broadcasting, his popularity immediately topped the first place in the game area!

Nuliu, Chen Yifaer, Feng Timo, Wuwukai and other big anchors came to Lu Yifan's room one after another to cheer for this legendary plug-in hacker anchor.

Gifts such as fish balls, airplanes, and rockets are full of screens!

Lu Yifan cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, old iron, I haven't seen you for a long time."

Today, I started the broadcast to help a buddy go to YY channel to slap a dead troll.

I'll pretend to be a girl and see how I tease him!"

After finding the YY channel, Lu Yifan typed to identify himself as soon as he entered.

Hi Hi: ", you stupid beep still have a face? Assist in eating Lao Tzu's soldier line, the assassin won't catch me, do you have a problem with your brain?"

Is it all urine?

Nyima !!"

The sailors who learned about the process of Lu Yifan's buddies playing the game saw this scene and exploded in anger!

"Wori, it's the first time I've seen it scolding others!"

"This kind of person doesn't teach a lesson, he just doesn't know how high the sky is!"

"Brother Plug-in, if you can spoof him, I'll give you the emperor's protection!"

"Fuck the dead!"

"This kind of person must not be tolerated!!"

Lu Yifan cleared his throat and adjusted his voice to be a sweet and lovely girl.

For him in the Jindan period, adjusting his voice is a piece of cake.

Lu Yifan: "Hey, can you hear me? My wheat was not good just now, don't you make what you were asking for just now?"

Hey, I heard it, it's actually a girl, and the voice is so sweet and cute!

Hi Hi: "Wow, it's a girl! Hello girl!"

Lu Yifan: "Ah, hello, God, what are you doing?"

Hi hi: "I? uh...... I'm making a bill!"

Lu Yifan: "(Look at the microphone) Old iron, look at me pretending to be an ignorant goddess!"

Then Lu Yifan said again: "Ah, what does that mean?"

Hi Hi: "Why are you so stupid? Playing a single is to play someone else's account and make money!"

Lu Yifan: "(Meng Mengda's voice) Ha, you can still make money playing games?"

Hi Hi: "Nonsense! I can make a casual amount of money in a month by placing orders like this...... Earn...... 1000 bucks okay!"

Burst......

Lu Yifan almost stopped laughing.

The barrage has also exploded.

"Rub, you can make a thousand yuan a month by making a list, so you can just find a piece of tofu and kill you!"

"You may not know that those professional kings are training, and earning 10,000 yuan a month is already very little. ”

"No! my smile hurts!"

"This troll is so stupid!"

Lu Yifan: "Wow, that's amazing, so how long have you been playing this game?"

Hi Hi: "Two years...... Well, less than two years, what?"

Lu Yifan: "Oh my God!! did you get a diamond in less than two years? Why am I still a gold after two years of playing?"

Hi Hi smiled proudly: "Nonsense, girls can hit diamonds? Girls who can hit diamonds are either boosters or." ”

"Okay, when you hit the diamond, it swells like this!"

"You may not know that even the strongest king is now rotten on the street. ”

"Straight male cancer is in the advanced stage, and the identification is complete. ”

"Jinnyima wants to kill this grandson!"

Lu Yifan: "Hey, can't girls get diamonds? Do you look down on us girls?

Hi Hi: "Huh, why is the tone of your speech so strange? Where are you from?"

Lu Yifan: "I'm from Wanwan." ”

Hi Hi When I heard that Lu Yifan was Wanwan's girl, I immediately became energetic, and my tone was obviously raised a notch!