The visitor wore a half-rotten hat on his head, a blue coat on his upper body, red cotton wool pants on his lower body, a pair of women's leather shoes on his feet, and a white beard fluttering in the wind.

Holding a pitch-black cane in his hand, wiping the snot on his lips, he stepped forward and said in his mouth: "The two of you should be panicked, there is an old man here, and the gods and horses are all floating clouds!"

Then he pointed his hand forward: "Little ones, give it to me!"

Behind him, more than a dozen stupid men jumped out, all with fierce eyes, shirtless, and hoes in their hands, screaming and killing.

Qin Mengyan was very moved, at this critical moment, it was not Xu Moqiu who rushed to the rescue, but the old C who had a relationship with her at the beginning!

And the combat effectiveness of these big men he brought was not ordinarily strong, and the hoe kung fu was called a master, and the battle was quickly resolved.

"Why are you here?" Qin Mengyan was puzzled. Of course, there is still a sentence in my heart that has not been spoken: are you dressed like this, are you going to pick up the rags?

Old C stood with his hands in his hands, posed like a peerless master, stroked his beard, and said lightly: "Where there is evil, there is my old C! Of course, you can also call me a superhero......

A stupid man next to him interrupted him: "Aren't you here for a blind date?"

Old C glared: "Don't talk much!"

Then he turned his face to Qin Mengyan and said, "Actually, I don't know what he's talking about, I'm really not here for a blind date." ”

Typical no-confession. Qin Mengyan almost didn't laugh out loud, dressed like this to go on a blind date, he is also a talent, as long as the other party is not blind or mentally retarded, he will definitely not take a fancy to him.

Lu Mingyue stepped forward and thanked: "Thank you Uncle for coming to the rescue." ”

"Little things! When the road is uneven, draw a sword to help, this is what people in the rivers and lakes should do. Old C waved his hand, took out a pocket watch from his trouser pocket and looked at it: "It's not early, I'm still in a hurry to go on a blind date...... Oh no, it's wrong, it's to breed the sows in the next village. ”

"I can't hide it, in fact, I am a well-known pig prince, and in a few days I will have a lecture on pig breeding knowledge in the small village next door. I look forward to your coming!

Then wiped the snot at the corner of his mouth, and left with a flick of his head.

By the time Xu Moqiu arrived, Old C had already retired and disappeared without a trace.

Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to speak, Lu Mingyue said anxiously: "Take Meng Yan to the hospital!" ”

Qin Mengyan propped up her waist, waved her hand, and said forcefully: "I'm fine, my aunt and grandmother are doing well now." ”

Lu Mingyue glared: "Don't be reckless, you have to go!"

Xu Moqiu didn't say much, picked up Qin Mengyan, put her in the back seat of the car, throttle all the way to the end, and went straight to the hospital.

After some examination, there was no major problem, but the doctor repeatedly instructed: "You must not do strenuous exercise, let alone fall, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

Since then, Qin Mengyan has become the giant panda in the family, and she stretches out her hand to eat to open her mouth, and this sentence is completely tailored for her.

Lu Mingyue instantly turned into a housekeeper's wife, and she was so dead that even if she got out of bed, she had to apply. Mobile phones and computers don't even think about touching them, even if there are calls and messages coming in, they are all done by Lu Mingyue.

Qin Mengyan instantly felt that her life had lost its color. If it weren't for her strong opposition, it is estimated that Lu Mingyue would have to find a rope to tie her to the bed.

……

Day.

The sky was gray, the cold wind was howling, and the goose-featherlike snow was flying all over the sky, like a dancing butterfly, making the whole world dress up in white snowflakes.

Xu Moqiu drove back from the vegetable market, and as soon as he arrived outside the villa, he saw an obscene-looking old man rushing over with mad dog-like steps.

As soon as he stepped on the brakes, the old man fell straight to the ground.

In such bad weather, he came out to touch porcelain, Xu Moqiu didn't bother to look at him, he deserved to freeze to death!

As soon as he got out of the car and was about to move the things in the trunk, the old man used his hands and feet together, hula-la-la-like a wild dog, and pounced on Xu Moqiu.

Before Xu Moqiu could react, his thigh was hugged by the old man.

"What are you doing? Don't try to touch porcelain, there's a monitor at my door. ”

While Xu Moqiu scolded, he reached out to break his mud-covered claws, but found that the strength of this old turtle calf was not ordinary, and he couldn't break it at all.

The old man raised his head, broke the two frozen snots at his nostrils, rubbed his hands and said, "Virtuous son-in-law, it's me!

Virtuous son-in-law, Hu Laojiu, what kind of thing?

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but be stunned, and looked at the old man in front of him again.

I don't know if I don't see it, I am shocked when I see it!

He, his mother's, this old turtle calf is actually Lord Yama!

However, at this moment, Lord Yama has long lost his former demeanor, not to mention that he is dirty all over his body, and his whole person has lost weight several times, if it weren't for the extremely underbeaten face, Xu Moqiu wouldn't have recognized it at all.

Xu Moqiu was very puzzled: "Why are you here? Also, why do you look like such a ghost? Shouldn't you be molesting the Queen Mother and letting the Jade Emperor get rid of it?"

Lord Yama was taken aback and blurted out: "How do you know...... Ahem, don't talk nonsense, I'm a decent gentleman, and I've never been close to women. She was the one who seduced me. ”

Damn! This old turtle calf really did such a thing! This operation is also a cow overturned.

Looking at his miserable appearance, Xu Moqiu just wanted to look up to the sky and laugh three times, and then send him a word: "Yes!"

Let you step on the horse's pit, and now the retribution has come, right?

Lord Yan wiped a handful of snot on Xu Moqiu's trouser legs, and said with an old face: "Virtuous son-in-law, my father-in-law is in trouble now, you won't watch me starve from the cold, right?"

I wanted to squeeze out two tears, but I tried hard, but I couldn't get it, so I simply replaced it with saliva.

"Hehe......" Xu Moqiu sneered, "I can close my eyes." ”

"You!" Lord Yama was furious, got up from the ground, poked Xu Moqiu's chest with his fingers, and said with a gloomy face, "Okay, your surname is Xu, you ungrateful animal! If it weren't for my old man, would you have today?

"Do you believe that if I made a phone call, a thunderbolt immediately chopped you to the point that you didn't even have a scum? It's not me blowing with the two of you, Lei Gong is worshipping the buddy, and the electric mother is my cannon...... Ahem, it's wrong, it's my confidante. How dare you offend me?"

Then he lay down on the ground again, hugged Xu Moqiu's feet, kept kicking his legs, and shouted: "Let me tell you, if you don't have a hundred and eighty thousand today, I won't be able to get up anyway! Oh, by the way, I just need cash." Also, give me a cigarette. ”

Xu Moqiu frowned: "No, you are so capable, can't you just change some money and spend it? Why do you have to embarrass me? Your son-in-law and I only have a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, and you open your mouth to be 180,000 yuan, where can I get so much money for you?"

Lord Yama explained: "Haven't I been relegated to the mortal world to experience life? The Jade Emperor has forbidden my mana, otherwise I will come to you?"

Xu Moqiu directly turned over his trouser pocket: "I have a total of 58 yuan left over from buying vegetables here." Do you want it?"

Lord Yama snatched the crumpled banknote with his hand, and while putting it in his pocket, he glared and shouted: "What is my identity?58 You want to send me away?

I think you might as well be called Hanako now! Don't say you don't have money, even if you have money, Xu Moqiu doesn't want to give it to him.

Very helpless: "I really don't have any money!"

"Then you sell this car!" Lord Yama shouted unyieldingly, pointing to Lu Mingyue's car.

The idea of beating this car is really bad. Xu Moqiu shook his head: "This car is not mine, I don't have that right." ”

"Well, let's do it anyway. Lord Yama sat up from the ground, rubbed his chin, and said, "I know there is a bank nearby, and the employees have been on vacation, so you just need to put on your stockings and head covers......"

Damn! This old guy wants to fool me into robbing a bank! This horse-riding is something that an old man can do?

Xu Moqiu suddenly became angry and asked, "Why don't you go?"

"I ...... Irregular menstruation. This old thing's eyes crackled, and he shamelessly arranged a gynecological disease for himself.

Xu Moqiu rolled her eyes: "My aunt is here."

Yet!"

"Are you really not going?"

"Say the same. ”

"You!" Lord Yama gritted his teeth and was ruthless, "Do you believe that I will find a hemp rope tonight and hang myself at the door of your house?

One crying, two troubles, three hangings, what tricks should this old guy play next?

It was cold and windy outside, and the snow was falling, and after being delayed for so long, Xu Moqiu's feet were also shivering from the cold, and he was really grinding it: "That's it, I still have 500 yuan of private money, all for you, but you are not allowed to come again!"

This is 500 yuan, but Xu Moqiu bought vegetables for more than ten days, and it was not easy to save the deposit.

Lord Yama muttered in a low voice, "What can you do with 500 yuan? ”

"What did you say?" Xu Moqiu seemed to hear an unbelievable word.

"Nothing. Lord Yama shook his head and stretched out his hand, "I said, bring it quickly! ”

"Then you promise not to come again, and I will give it to you. ”

"I swear by my character! If I come again, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!" the old man pointed to the sky.

In the end, Xu Moqiu reluctantly took out the five hundred yuan from the sole of his shoe.

"Bring it to you!" Lord Yama snatched the banknote from his hand, licked his fingers, counted them loudly, and pouted, "A big man, with such a little money on him, is he embarrassed? If it were you, I would pull a trouser belt and hang myself!

Xu Moqiu really didn't know how he said this, a penniless poor bastard.

This shamelessness is so shameless that even I have to admire someone for three points.

Don't talk to him more at the moment, open the trunk, and move the vegetables you bought down to the bottom.

Lord Yama shot at lightning speed, grabbed a tomato with one hand, turned around and ran, gnawed while running, laughing like a senile dementia, but he didn't look at his feet, and fell a dog with a poof.

Fortunately, the tomatoes were not rotten, so I picked them up and wiped them, and walked away as if nothing had happened.

Moving the purchased ingredients into the kitchen, Xu Moqiu went straight upstairs.

At this moment, Qin Mengyan was lying on the bed bored, Lu Mingyue was peeling apples for her beside her, and Xiao Jiu was obediently beating her thighs. Totally Galeries Lafayette's driving.

Seeing Xu Moqiu, he made a gesture: "Come, little Xuzi, sing a song to the mourning family." sang "Nervous", the Peking Opera version. ”

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu coughed dryly, "Don't be in a hurry to sing the song first, guess who I met when I came back just now?"

Qin Mengyan tilted her head and said, "Who? You are good-looking? Good you dog! Take advantage of your aunt's pregnancy, you just mess around outside, right? Do you believe that I broke your dog's legs?"

When he spoke, a pillow had already been thrown over, Xu Moqiu caught it, put it aside, and sat down next to her: "What an old man is good, don't talk nonsense." I just met your daddy!"

Qin Tianzhu would bring a lot of nutritional products to see her every two days, so Qin Mengyan didn't think there was anything unusual, and said in her mouth: "When you meet, you will meet, what's so strange?"

Xu Moqiu smiled: "What if, I tell you, it's your other father?"

"What do you mean?" Qin Mengyan frowned, "Are you scolding me?" Don't give me false recognition of relatives. ”

"What a wild father! It's the father below you! My old father-in-law who is the king of Hades. ”

"Damn!" Qin Mengyan almost jumped up, but was pressed back by Lu Mingyue again, and took the apple in her hand, "How could that old turtle calf appear in the mortal world?

Xiao Jiu pouted beside him, and said with a dissatisfied expression: "Sister, how can you say that about Daddy?"

"Xiao Jiu, you were deceived by him, that old guy was full of bad water, sold you and counted the money to him!"

Xiao Jiu cupped his cheeks: "But I think Daddy is very good, he will give me whatever I want." ”

"Hmph!" Qin Mengyan snorted coldly, "That old guy favors one over the other, if I see him, I will directly strip off his beard!"