When Xu Moqiu told what happened to Lord Yama, Qin Mengyan suddenly leaned back with laughter, and even Lu Mingyue covered her mouth and chuckled.

He's really dead!

Dare to go green to the head of the Jade Emperor Lao'er! It's light to get rid of him. If it were a different person, it would probably be cut directly.

Everyone laughed for a while, and Lu Mingyue said with a straight face: "Jokes are jokes, people are also your father-in-law, why don't you bring him in?

Qin Mengyan was not interested in her cheap wild father at all, and pouted: "What are you bringing him in? That old guy can't do anything other than eat, drink, and sleep." It's still an eyesore to look at. ”

Only Xiao Jiu Chu looked at Xu Moqiu pitifully, although he didn't speak, but the meaning couldn't be more obvious.

"Next time I meet him, I'll go down and cook. Xu Moqiu patted the back of her hand, stood up and walked downstairs.

In the evening, Xu Moqiu was sorting out his clothes in his room, when he suddenly saw a figure crawling on the backyard wall.

It's not dark yet, so I'm going to be a thief, do you want to be so dedicated?

Xu Moqiu's face turned pale, and he picked up the broom pole behind the door and quietly touched it out.

The figure rolled into the yard, rubbed his ass and muttered, "Mom, it's such a high wall." And sprinkled so much glass scum, hiss...... My ass is all scratched to pieces. ”

Hearing this voice, Xu Moqiu's face suddenly fell, stepped forward and grabbed his collar, and shouted, "Why are you here again?

The man's sleeves flicked, and his nostrils turned to the sky: "I'm walking right, what kind of thief? Am I that kind of person? You're simply insulting me! I'm here to steal something! You hurry up and let go, or I'll be done with you." ”

Damn! If you are caught doing this kind of thing, you can still say it so justifiably. With this level of cheekiness, Xu Moqiu had to admire three points.

Xu Moqiu was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and directly took out his mobile phone: "Okay, I'll call the police." ”

The man hurriedly grabbed his hand: "Don't do this, don't do this, virtuous son-in-law." I haven't seen it for a while, and I miss it so much...... Come to see you, you're not good like this, it's really bad, it's going to break my heart. ”

The person who came was naturally Xu Moqiu's father-in-law, the old son of the king of Hades, Hu Laojiu, who was once incomparable to a cow.

"Look at me?" Xu Moqiu looked him up and down, and copied his hand, "Look at me, you're here like this?"

Xindao: I want to think that when labor and management came to you, empty-handed, when did you give me a good look?

"It's not ...... Are you in a hurry, next time, next time!" Hu Laojiu smiled, stretched his neck to look into the courtyard, and touched his belly, "You still have leftovers at home, right? Hurry up, bring me to eat, my belly is almost hungry." ”

"Didn't I give you money? You won't eat out by yourself?

The old guy immediately complained: "What is your little money enough? ”

Xu Moqiu's face sank: "What? You take the money I gave you to do big health care?"

"No!" Hu Laojiu hurriedly changed his words, "I just said something wrong, I said something wrong, I actually ...... It's time to do good deeds. Really, the boss's good deeds, hurry up, take out your family's leftovers, I haven't eaten for three days!"

"Then you eat and leave quickly!

Hu Laojiu pointed to the sky again: "I swear by my personality! Really, this time I'm not joking." ”

It turns out that some people are impersonal.

After eating and drinking, the old guy didn't even take off his shoes, like a dead pig, lying straight on Xu Moqiu's bed.

Xu Moqiu poked his arm and asked, "What do you mean?" Didn't you say that you would leave after eating?"

"Oh! It's freezing outside, you can't bear to let a lonely old man go outside to sleep in a bridge cave? Do you still have a conscience? I really don't know how my sweetheart baby can take a fancy to you, you hurry up, I'm going to sleep! I killed someone in my dream, and I deserved to be stabbed to death. "Say, Yan

The prince wrapped the quilt, turned over and pointed his butt at Xu Moqiu, and stopped talking.

Listening to the creaking sound like a motorcycle braking suddenly, Xu Moqiu couldn't wait to find a night pot to stuff in his mouth. In the end, it was for Xiao Jiu's sake and forcibly endured it.

Early the next morning, Xu Moqiu got up to catch up with people, but this old guy relied on Xiao Jiu beside him, crying, making trouble and hanging himself, and finally with the consent of the eldest lady, let him live temporarily.

Seeing Lu Mingyue helping him speak, the old guy instantly became angry, sat on the sofa with a big sting, and began to point fingers at Xu Moqiu: "Go, make me a pot of tea, ask for West Lake Longjing, and I want to drink bird's nest porridge for breakfast." Come back and give me a thump on the shoulder, Mom, your broken bed is too hard, and I can't sleep well!"

Mother, I'm not happy, you go to sleep in the bridge hole! Xu Moqiu was holding a kitchen knife in his hand, if it weren't for Lu Mingyue's hard persuasion next to him, he would have slashed directly at his head—it's too shameless!

After breakfast, Hu Laojiu squatted on the chair to pick his teeth, burped, and beckoned to Xu Moqiu: "Come, virtuous son-in-law, come here, I have something to say to you." ”

Xu Moqiu's face was very ugly, he touched the broom, and said, "What do you have to fart?"

"What kind of attitude do you have!" the old guy slammed the table and shouted, "Do you believe it or not, I'll let you get out of here right away?

This shameless old man had the cheekiness to accept Lu Mingyue as his goddaughter, and what puzzled Xu Moqiu the most was that Lu Mingyue actually agreed!

That arrogance can simply burn down the Nine Heavens!

Xu Moqiu didn't say much to him, threw the broom, and said hatefully: "You wait for me, I'll let Meng Yan come and talk to you!

Xu Moqiu didn't have a problem with him, but his Qin baby was not a vegetarian.

"Hah, she's a girl, I'm still afraid of her, it's a joke!" Hu Laojiu looked disdainful, grabbed an apple and nibbled on it.

"Okay, look at how she cleans you up!" Xu Moqiu said and was about to go upstairs.

With a whoosh, the figure flashed, and Xu Moqiu only felt his thighs tight, obviously hugged by some people.

The old guy immediately changed his face and said flatteringly: "Oh! Virtuous son-in-law, I'm joking with you two! Why are you so serious? Big man, don't be so stingy, come and come, come and sit! My father and I have a good chatter." ”

Xu Moqiu sat down with him with a burst of fire, and said, "Let me ask you, why can't I open my Laoshzi pit daddy system now?"

I've done so many good things recently, and the system seems to have failed, and the merit is not added at all, and even the interface is gray.

"Uh...... I do not know. The old man's eyes flashed, obviously trying to hide something.

Xu Moqiu stood up suddenly: "I suddenly have something to say to Meng Yan." ”

"Oh yes...... That's right!" the old fellow had an idea, "and one of the drawbacks of this system is that in the winter, it will go into hibernation! Oh, and so does your magic skills. ”

"Hibernation, are you going to the calves with me?" Xu Moqiu obviously didn't believe his nonsense. As for that chicken feather magic skill, hibernate and hibernate, the last time I became a dog, I was tossed enough to choke, and God knows what it will become next time.

"Ahem......" the old guy patted his chest, "You believe me, as soon as the winter is over, it will be strong immediately! And it will be upgraded, and the cow is amazing! When the time comes, let you fly to the immortal realm, become a Da Luo Jin Immortal, and dominate the Three Realms, that is a simple matter." ”

At first, he flickered, and then the conversation changed: "That, virtuous son-in-law! Look, it's not too early, when are we going to go out and have fun...... Oh phew, go out grocery shopping. Look at this, it's freezing, you can stay at home with them, and it's still okay for me to run errands with this old bone. ”

He could hear it clearly, Lu Mingyue had given him a full 2,000 yuan to buy vegetables just now......! Hey, it's time to be chic again!

Xu Moqiu didn't know these little Jiujiu in his heart, and he wanted to refuse, but as soon as his mind turned, it was better to give it to him, just so that the eldest lady could see the true face of this old guy.

simply threw the money directly to him, then took out a piece of paper and handed it over: "These are all things to buy, remember, you must come back before twelve o'clock." Otherwise, when Meng Yan tears you up, I won't stop you. ”

"I'll do something with someone, so you can put 10,000 hearts. The old fellow took the money and went out happily.

The old guy didn't know how to drive, so he rode Xu Moqiu's broken bicycle and went out humming a little song. Xu Moqiu quietly followed.

As soon as he got out of the intersection outside, the old man turned the front of the car and went straight to the chic street to buy a fart dish.

If it weren't for the bad weather, Xu Moqiu really wanted to be a paparazzi, take pictures of all his evil deeds, and see what face he had to continue to stay in the villa.

At eleven o'clock in the afternoon, the old fellow walked back from outside with a light step. With panda eyes, his body is covered with mud, and even his face is stained with a lot.

Seeing Lu Mingyue, she sat down on the ground, and immediately patted her thighs and cried: "Girl, I'm sorry for you...... I don't have the face to see you! I'm guilty, woo...... Don't stop me, I'm going to hang myself!"

Seeing this, Lu Mingyue hurriedly went up to help him: "What's the matter? It's so cold on the ground, get up quickly." ”

The old guy wiped a few tears that had been brewing for a long time before holding back, and choked up: "I was wandering around the vegetable market just now, but suddenly a few big men popped out, and they wanted to rob me of my money without saying a word, but I refused, so they beat me and hissed...... Ouch, my waist, my face, I can't do it! I'm going to die. ”

This lame lie, coupled with poor acting. Xu Moqiu gave him a zero egg directly in his heart.

He definitely made it himself, but the old guy is also a ruthless man, and he actually resorted to such a bitter trick.

But the eldest lady was kind-hearted, so she really listened to his nonsense, and after a while of comfort, she also took out a step of money to treat him.

Sure enough, when the old guy saw the banknote, his eyes instantly straightened, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and he was no longer panting when he spoke. An old face smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum. Went happily with the banknotes in his hand.

That's happy, where is going to see a doctor, it's not an exaggeration to say that he went to the cave room.

Looking at his distant back, Xu Moqiu shook his head next to him and sighed: "Hey, Mingyue, he is obviously deceiving people, why did you believe his nonsense?"

"I didn't know he was lying to me. Lu Mingyue took his hand, "Actually, he's quite pitiful......"

"There must be something hateful about the wretched!"

"Forget it, don't talk about it, let's go cook, Meng Yan should be hungry in a while. ”

Qin Mengyan's recent appetite has increased greatly, and after lunch, she finally mustered up the courage to step on the electronic scale, and when she saw the numbers displayed below, there was a heart-rending scream in the villa!

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Xu Moqiu and Lu Mingyue rushed up in a hurry.

I saw Qin Mengyan crying and saying with a sad face: "I've gained a full twenty pounds! Oh my God! I'm one hundred and fifteen now! I'm not alive anymore, I'm just a big fat man, how will I see people in the future!"

"I thought something was going on!" Lu Mingyue knocked on her head, and said angrily, "I've been pregnant for a few months, and I haven't counted it in my heart, right? 6 months pregnant, pregnant women have gained about 10-12 kilograms, that's normal, what's the ghost called? Hurry up and sit down for me." ”

Qin Mengyan pulled her pitifully and said, "Really, dear, are you lying to me?"

Lu Mingyue glanced at her: "What am I lying to you for? Tell you to read more books on this subject, and you don't read it, this is basic knowledge." You know how to sleep all day long! Your head is flattened! Can you still tell the difference between day and night?"

Qin Mengyan pursed her lips and said, "Didn't you force me to sleep......?

The eldest lady crossed her waist: "Do you dare to talk back? Go back and sit down for me!"

Qin Mengyan didn't dare to say anything more, muttered a few words, climbed onto the bed, picked up the book next to her, and after reading it for a while, she felt her eyelids fight, threw it casually, fell down and fell asleep.

Then while Qin Mengyan was asleep, Lu Mingyue stepped on the electronic scale like a thief, but fortunately, her weight had not changed, and she was immediately relieved.