Silly Hong's mother was the most noisy, more anxious than the black smoke invading herself, shouting loudly for a while, kicking her legs and flying into the sky, all the villagers of Phoenix Mountain followed closely......

This made me very embarrassed, hesitated, paced at the gate for a long time, and still had no answer......

The Smoky Man never saw where it was hidden, and even if it was thought to be in the river, it was a guess, and it could not be assumed to be in the sky......

Phoenix Hua agreed with the villagers' statement, grabbed my hand tightly, and flew up, followed by the matchmaker, and shouted at the door of the yamen: "Master, are we going?"

Before I could reply, the matchmaker turned around and shouted, "Don't come up, keep an eye on the officials!"

In the blink of an eye, I caught up with the villagers, and I asked Silly Hongma, "Why are you flying into the sky?" Want to - free - free - see - end - whole - version please Baidu search - "

The stupid red mother said very secretly: "Master official, this black smoke man is too shameless! The village woman's official is sick and can't sleep with his wife; he took advantage of the loophole; he came out of the quilt at dawn and flew directly into the sky!"

I was so confused that I didn't know whose quilt the black smoke was coming from, whether it was an official or a village woman......

Phoenix couldn't let me ask too clearly, and said vaguely: "It's all the same, so where does he come from?

The villagers were making a lot of noise, and the last bit of eggs was useless! I had to use my eyes of fire to get closer, and the sky was so sunny that I couldn't find a single white cloud, and even if it was invisible, I could see it clearly......

However, both the matchmaker and the phoenix flower had been scanned with their invisible eyes, but there was no trace of me, and I was not present at the time, so I didn't know whether to fly southeast or northwest......

The villagers are even more foreign-looking, one by one with their hands into a tube, shouting at the strange appearance: "Black smoke man, I love you - come out quickly!"

The matchmaker can understand, Phoenix Flower can't accept it in her heart, what kind of is this shouting? Since you love him so much, don't catch him......

In my opinion, you can never catch it, there are many people, and the area is large, and the black smoke is hidden in the dark, and you can see it clearly at a glance......

There is a saying about catching black smoke, phoenix flowers, only the matchmaker's earthen jar is in charge, and other things are useless at all?

The matchmaker disagrees with this statement and has her own plans, if you use light to catch black smoke, it is undoubtedly the best tool, because light can penetrate the black smoke, and you can quickly find out what is in the black smoke......

As the saying goes, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention, and I immediately thought that Chang'e didn't live in the moon, and that she didn't greet them, and her body flashed and shrunk so that she couldn't see it......

The phoenix flower was dumbfounded, and the husband was by her side, still holding hands tightly, why was it gone?

The matchmaker opened her mouth and shouted, "Husband, what do you want to do? Why don't you let us see it? Don't hide, come out quickly!"

When the villagers heard it, they searched everywhere, looked at the sky, and asked the stupid red mother to shout......

I heard it all, people shrunk out of sight, invisible, they couldn't fly far if they wanted to, they just wanted to leave, and they tried their best to fly......

Suddenly, the breeze blew, and I rolled in the air, and saw that nothing had happened to them; what was strange! Where was the wind going to sweep me? I had to be a little stronger, so that the wind could not blow, but I was afraid of being discovered, and there happened to be a feather floating in the air; I flew over desperately, and I clung to a strand of fluff with both hands, and found that it was very large, more than ten times larger than my body; I turned around and sat on the feather......

What kind of feather is this? It smells like a bird, white flowers, and a little gray-blue in the middle......

I felt bigger than a boat in it, and even though the fluff could see me, I couldn't see me, and now I didn't know where to go, and I enjoyed it like I was sitting in a cradle! I wanted to sleep here forever......

Before I knew it, my official hat and clothes were dried in the sun; I was lying in my feathers and looking up at the sky, feeling that I was going to travel; it was said that there was Elysium in the sky, and it was especially beautiful; people were completely free; they could do whatever they wanted.

I remember that Qingxiu was stupid to go there, but she flew for a long time and didn't find it, so she came back and told me, "It's too far, there is no one at all." ”

I laughed at him for being a big fool, Elysium, a place for the dead, and to go to the West to find it, and she lost faith......

Speaking of Qingxiu is my third wife, I didn't write a letter of divorce, so I can't find it, I remember having sex with her once, and I don't have a baby...... She's such a lovely innocent wife! I miss her so much......

Suddenly there was a strong wind, and the feathers flew and I somersaulted, and I couldn't bear it, and I kicked my legs and flew up—the feathers struck me softly, and in a moment they were gone, and I was faster, and with a little force of the wind could higher into the sky......

Now I can no longer hear the cries of the matchmaker and the phoenix, and there is no call from the villagers, and I have become a real free man;

Suddenly, a woman's voice came from my brain: "Husband, what do you want to do? Are you looking for me?"

This sentence brought me back to my senses, and how could she be in my brain? Is that impossible?

The voice came out again: "Husband, have you forgotten? Your eyes have opened my heavenly eye, as long as you use the invisible eye on the tip of your nose, you will know?"

I remembered, opened the contact eye on the tip of my nose, turned my eyeball to my eyeball, and found Chang'e in my pupil, and I remember that she used to say that whenever I miss her, she will appear behind my eye......

Chang'e couldn't wait so long, stared into my eyes on the tip of my nose and asked, "Husband, we have been separated for a long time, and I miss you very much! If you are too fortunate to be an official, come to me? ”

As soon as I saw her, I almost couldn't help it, and I had a lot to say in my heart: "Chang'e, I miss you! Since you're here, let's be together! Remember what you said, and when I miss you, you will appear behind my eyes." ”

I didn't wait for Chang'e to reply, I rolled my eyes over and looked inward, but I didn't send her, so I had to ask, "Where are you? How can I find it?"

Chang'e was still in my pupils and said, "Don't come, you can't find it, do you know how far the moon is from Phoenix Mountain?"

I haven't calculated, I can't calculate, so I have to ask, "How far?"

Chang'e is like a teacher giving a lecture to students: "The distance between Phoenix Mountain and the moon should be measured in light years, that is, it takes at least three years to walk with light, and if a person flies, from birth to death, it will not be ......."

"Oh my God! It's the first time I've heard that the moon is so far away from Phoenix Mountain, no wonder the Jade Emperor doesn't want to take care of it, I heard from the villagers of Phoenix Mountain, who have sent several officials, either missing or not heard from......

Chang'e didn't explain anything, but just threw down a sentence: "Wait, don't move! I'll figure it out." ”

The more I thought about it, the more confused I became, remembering that when I came to work, it wasn't that far away, but now how has it changed?

Chang'e asked me to turn my eyes over and say to the contact eye on the tip ......of my nose, "Have you forgotten? If it weren't for that white cloud, it would not have been possible to get to Phoenix Mountain so quickly;

I panicked and shouted, "Don't go, won't I be lonely when you leave?" I immediately looked at Chang'e with the invisible eye on the tip of my nose, and Chang'e disappeared in my pupils......

The damn wind blew stronger and darker. I had to turn into the same way, and flipped through several fights before I stopped, and scanned with the eyes of fire, the matchmaker and the phoenix, and the silly red mother and that

Some of the villagers are gone......

They might have gone back! They couldn't have come to me against the wind! Without them, I would have become a free man, no longer caring about unnecessary cases. Really, I have killed so many people on the battlefield, no one has ever solved a case, and now how can a case be solved in a small matter? I can't figure it out......

Suddenly a bright spot appeared in the sky, brighter and brighter, and stopped in front of me, it was a small full moon, transparent and translucent, and there was a jade rabbit in it, which stretched out its head and shouted in three halves: "Come in!"

I flicked my legs, shrunk my body, and flew in, wondering why I had to ask, "Why didn't you come, master?"

The jade rabbit's eyes flashed red, and he said to me in three halves: "The master sent me; I didn't want to come, so I had no choice but to run." ”

I thought about it, since Jade Rabbit was so unwilling, why didn't he let Wu Gang come? Last time, it was the sword he built that sent me to the Moon Palace.

Yutu didn't want to listen to this nonsense; the previous time was the previous time; at that time, Wu Gang hadn't thrown himself into the crooked river; the trauma in his heart was not so serious; he was naturally willing to accept the task; he didn't come, so he had to let me ......

I know that this place is too far away from the Moon Palace, and no one wants to make a trip, so of course there will be opinions. But what about the little black cat? Does he want to marry you? Should he call him?

The wind stopped outside, and the moon slowly rose, faster and faster......

The second time Jade Rabbit and I were alone together, I remember the first time was in Chang'e's big wide sleeves, her hands were always moving, causing us to suffer a lot inside, Jade Rabbit held the sleevecloth tightly, strong against it, and I was in it at every turn, rolling around......

Now it is better that in the little full moon, we do not have to step on the edge of the circle, where we cannot stand steadily, we can only float in the middle......

The fur of the jade rabbit is very white, even the beard on the three halves is white, and there is a red light in the eyes, which is very beautiful! Bending over, lying in the middle of the full moon, it gives people a meek feeling, but the words spoken are very unpleasant......

"The little black cat can't come! It's so shameless, it's shit in its wide sleeves, and the owner is so annoyed! Grab it out, throw it hard, and it's gone......"

I don't believe it, the little black cat has crossed over from the underworld, where can it go in the Moon Palace?

The Jade Rabbit thinks it's too ugly, and if you throw it away, no one will beg its master every day. If you don't look at yourself, why don't you go to its kind......?

Who doesn't understand? A cat and a rabbit can't be paired, but they've both become humans, isn't it the same? It seems to be fine, I don't know why the jade rabbit bothers it so much? Who doesn't and pee; it's normal...... I have to ask, "How do you deal with this?"

Yutu didn't want to answer, but no one heard it anyway, so he wasn't afraid to say it: "It's very important to pay attention to personal hygiene, why is my body so white, just keep licking it with my tongue...... In the wide sleeves of the master, you must hold back, even if your face is red, you must stubbornly resist it, if you mess up, the master will not only lose his temper, but also may throw people out of the way......"

Here, I have to ask, "Have you ever done anything like this?"

The Jade Rabbit laughed quietly, and finally couldn't help but laugh with his front paws, and his whole body moved, laughing hard......

I don't have to answer, I already understand, I don't know how many times it has done it......

Yutu laughed enough, then stopped, did not have the slightest hostility towards me, and simply said: "One time is enough, how many more times? That is because the master gave me aloe vera leaves, which can be beautified; but my face did not change, but I couldn't help but have diarrhea; at that time, the master was very angry! I grabbed the back of my neck and lifted it up, and beat my ass hard...... With a fire in his eyes, he shouted: "Don't do this in the future? Otherwise, I don't want you!" Or did the owner wipe me clean with paper and go to the crooked river to wash it...... After combing, put it into the long skirt and wide sleeves that you just wore. ”

Here, I would like to say, "That's because the master loves you too much! Otherwise, fate will be the same as that of a little black cat." ”

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable