Everyone can see that the problem is coming, and Xia Dairen just wants to take advantage of Lisa before he releases this stinky shit! This guy really owes a beating!

After finishing wet, his face became extra green, tightly sealed Xia Dairen's collar, raised his hand, and slapped it hard...... was blocked by Xia Dairen's hand, and he swung a few more times, his head shrank, but he still didn't hit......

I had to shout to stop: "Okay! What's going on, don't you understand? It's your daughter-in-law, it's your daughter-in-law; it's boring!"

After watching the performance, Lan Tang Wagyu Er Goods was still worried about the others, and asked, "Master Guan, do we need to clean our hut?"

Before I could reply, the matchmaker shouted, "You have to clean it, you must carry the bed out and divide the room again!"

I didn't know it before, these servants were in the hall, wearing official clothes and holding a cane, all like people, and I didn't expect them to be dirtier than pigs......

The blue winding Wagyu beef didn't say a word, and hurriedly went out through the back door......

The more I thought about it, the more depressed I became! As long as I don't speak, no one has ever cleaned it here, and you see, the court is full of confetti and other miscellaneous items.

Phoenix Flower threw out a sentence lukewarmly: "It should be cleaned up by the officials! In the future, duty must be arranged; whoever is the turn will be found?

This sentence reminds me of a story: Once upon a time, there was a temple with only one nun, and water was used to pick it up in the river, and when the temple was dirty, she cleaned it herself, and her life was very good...... Life is also very good, and the relationship between the two is established, the two of them are like fairies, they don't knock on wooden fish, they travel all day long, and laugh non-stop......

It's just that the place is too far away, and I have never seen a man, and the leopards and tigers in the mountains all burrow into the yard, just trying to eat them......

If, then, another man—or a monk—would it be okay!

I looked forward to it day after day, and finally a monk came; now it's okay; men and women match, the temple is not tired; all kinds of monks will rush to do it?

However, it backfired, and when the little monk took off his coat, he felt that something was wrong, and when he asked, he was a fake monk, and he was also a nun, so what kind of woman dressed as a man to make it like this......

From then on, the former two nuns hated her very much, and often asked her to sweep the floor and carry water, and after a long time, people also had opinions; if they didn't sweep, everyone didn't sweep, and they didn't pick themselves to go to the river to drink......

However, there was only a large vat in the temple that could hold three waters, so if you were thirsty, you could go to the river to drink, and you had to use a lot of water to cook, so the two former nuns grabbed a wooden barrel, and the later nuns got one, and lived like this......

Since then, no one has swept the temple yard, there is garbage everywhere, when the wind blows, it is counted as a sweep, and if it is not, it has been kept, and later, the temple yard is dirtier than the latrine, and one by one wants to find a way......

I immediately ordered Phoenix Flower to write the system, and when I thought it was appropriate, it was decided.

Phoenix is very familiar with this aspect, and does not need to think hard about it, and writes that the reward and punishment system, and the following is the content.

In order to make the environment of the yamen cleaner, the following regulations are specially stipulated: 1. You must wear clean yamen clothes to the court; button up all your clothes, and the door under your trousers must not be opened; and violators will be beaten on the spot. Second, each person is on duty one day, in addition to cleaning his own room, the main thing is to clean the public court, but also to wipe the desk, warning signs, and clean the floor in front of and behind the house. 3. All houses shall be cleaned by the housing personnel themselves, and the team shall be arranged to supervise and inspect, and the quilts shall not be piled up on the bed, but must be folded, neatly and neatly placed under the pillows. Fourth, it is forbidden to engage in romantic behavior between men and men in the single room, which is a public place, and if bad behavior is found, it will be re-beaten on the 20th board. Fifth, the single dormitory for four people to live in, to pay attention to public health, shift cleaning, no fighting, found, no reason, both sides dragged into the yatang, heavy hit fifty boards, and did not appeal. Sixth, the above clauses are only for those who do not abide by the system, and are not valid for those who are in good order.

After listening to it, I couldn't even let out a fart! What else could I say? Phoenix Flower is really an authentic talent, I wonder if her femininity will be as good as what she wrote?

The matchmaker had a different opinion, stared at the phoenix flower and asked: "Why is there no reward? For example, in the work, do a good job, in order to stimulate everyone's enthusiasm, you have to give something?"

Phoenix Flower was too cunning, and threw out a sentence lukewarmly: "It's up to you to arrange this!"

In fact, I know better than anyone else that if you want to be rewarded, you have to have a prize; an official like me is penniless, and he can't get a reward if he wants to!

The matchmaker didn't postpone it, she was quite happy: "I arrange it, I'll arrange it, what's the big deal, I want a bird in the sky, catch one for him, if it's a mother's, won't you pick up a big bargain." ”

In any case, I appreciate the talent of Phoenix Flower, unlike those flashy guys, who blow to the sky, let him do something, and become a big fool!

Two people came in through the back door, and I was stunned, it was actually Mu Gua and Xiao Lizi, in my brain, I almost forgot that they existed, and I was trying to find out about the situation......

Mu Gua said first, "Master Announcer, where is the garbage in the backyard?"

Why didn't you think about it at the time? I thought about it, turned my eyes to the matchmaker, and ordered, "It's up to you to arrange it!"

The matchmaker did not postpone it, and followed Mu Gua and Xiao Lizi to the garbage site, almost stunned...... How can there be so many? It's like a small mountain bag! You can smell it from afar......

I had to follow, and as soon as I got closer, Phoenix Flower was vomiting next to me, coughing and drooling, and said, "It stinks! These people, what pigs!"

The matchmaker had no better way to make the clay jar from which the flower thief was caught fifty times larger, and placed it next to her, ordering: "All the officials, put ...... in it."

These guys are not afraid of smelling, and grab them little by little with their hands

After several hours of making it, I finally put it in, and then I took out a tattered broom from behind the door of the house, swept it myself, and deliberately made it for me to see......

I didn't hear the rooster crow, and it was dawn. These officials, one by one, wore dirty clothes and had not washed them for a long time......

These, the sharp-eyed phoenix flower wants to reprimand: "In the future, you must dress neatly, be clean, and marry a wife, and people will like it!" said that on the single door, a piece of paper was pasted, that is, the reward and punishment system was written just now, only punishment and no reward......

There were already a lot of officials staring at it, and after the phoenix flower was pasted, he looked at all the officials and shouted: "We want to set up a leadership and management team, who will recommend the people you like?"

The vulgar flower said, called Hanako and three good friends, not to mention that they are all servants, otherwise, they will not talk about the foundation? Of course, you have to recommend the person you want......

There were always a few braggarts who shouted: "I recommend Rolls as the team leader; Poor Fadou as the deputy team leader, and also mention some reference members......

I stood aside and didn't say a word, wanting to see how the phoenix flower tossed?

The matchmaker flew up, didn't take my hand, and flew away by herself, not knowing what to do, and everyone didn't seem to care......

Phoenix Peanut was afraid that people would not be able to see it, so he put his toes on the pad, but he still couldn't see the people behind him......

These servants are very tall, all of them are one meter **, I don't know why Erlang God was so configured at that time? I have been confused in my heart......

There was always a person holding her thighs, and she took out a 50-centimeter-high bench from the single room and put it in front of the phoenix flower; she naturally stood up and shouted: "Who else would like to recommend?"

After a few times, one of the officials finally couldn't hold it back, so he said, "It's better to recommend yourself." ”

Phoenix Flower was not angry, and shouted, "Who else wants to recommend yourself?"

I really didn't expect it! There were more than a dozen of them in a row, and there were only more than 20 people in total, and there were so many people who recommended themselves, and Phoenix Hua was not worried, stared at it for a while, and shouted: "Write your names on the paper; hand them in immediately......

After a moment of panic, Phoenix Flower received more than a dozen different pieces of paper in her hand, on which were just names, staring and shouting, all of them were so strange that they didn't seem to be connected with people......

More than a dozen people, who shouted after a while, can't remember. Phoenix didn't care so much, held the paper high and said, "You are all members of the group!"

I can't understand anything, why is Phoenix Flower arranging so many group members? The matchmaker is not there, isn't it too cheap to ask others?

The matchmaker descended from the sky and said to me, "Husband, the place to take out the garbage is too far away, and only that place is the most suitable." ”

What else can I say? Which place is good? Isn't it all over if I go down? I have to ask, "Why does Phoenix have so many group members?"

The matchmaker didn't hear what Phoenix Flower said just now, but just chattered with me casually: "The more members of the group, the larger the supervision area;

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Why didn't I think of it? It seems that my brain is not as good as a woman; I used to count it; Sister Feng is smarter than me; Sister Huang is also very cute! Needless to say, the peony fairy is the heir to the throne, and I am the real big fool, and I don't understand anything!

The matchmaker couldn't hear it, so she shrunk the earthen pot containing the garbage, hugged it tightly, and flew away with a flick of her legs......

Her appearance reminds me of Chang'e's skirt and big wide sleeves, which are very beautiful! The matchmaker's femininity can't catch up with Chang'e; don't look at her much smaller than Chang'e, she still doesn't have that kind of fairy flavor; it shows a problem; Chang'e has been refining immortals for a long time, and she is very pure, while the matchmaker looks very thin, and it seems difficult to reach that level...... Is it caused by refining the immortal path......

I really want to absorb the fairy flavor of the phoenix flower, will it be worse than the matchmaker's?

Suddenly, Wan Bushi appeared at the back door of the official office and called: "Master Guan, many villagers have come to the yamen, and they are all kneeling on the ground to cry out for grievances......

It's the first time I've heard that there are so many villagers, what are the grievances......? As soon as I left, Phoenix couldn't toss anymore, followed closely, and just casually said to Lawrais: "You arrange for them to move the beds in, four beds in one house, more than twenty people, six rooms are enough!"

I didn't care if Lauris nodded or not? I just wanted to see what kind of villagers it was? When I came to the yamen, I found that the leader was still the stupid red mother? Why did she come again?

Without waiting for me to speak, the silly red mother knelt on the ground, walked a few steps forward in a panic and shouted: "Master Guan, the black smoker entered the villager's house again last night, and he can't say what he did." ”

As soon as the matchmaker landed from the sky, she immediately shouted: "If you can't say it, don't say it!

All the villagers kowtowed three times in front of me, and the stupid red mother spoke: "Master Guan: The black smoke man who kills a thousand knives will not be caught for a day, and the villagers of Fenghuang Mountain will not be at peace for a day!"

I muttered to myself: the smoky man didn't catch it, and he got another giant crab;

Some villagers shouted, "Catch the demon crab and cut it with a thousand knives, otherwise, it will be difficult to calm the hatred in the hearts of the villagers......

So, is it better to catch the black smoke man? or to catch the demon crab first?

Silly Hong's mother took the lead and shouted: "Master Guan: The two of you must catch it together, so that the villagers can live a peaceful life." ”

I'm confused, it's almost as bad as catching the smoky man, this guy has a very bad effect! Getting rid of the black smoke is more urgent than getting rid of the cancer......

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~