At this moment, he was like the emperor who was high above.

The momentum that emanates from all over the body to look down on the world made everyone present feel an urge to bow down in their hearts.

Qin Mengyan was very puzzled: as the existence of the lowest average score in the whole school, how did he be so proud?

"Ahem...... That, Mr. Xu, you sit down first, the progress of your class is obvious to all, and I hope to make persistent efforts in the future. Let's talk about the school spirit and the focus of the last month, first of all......"

Another boring hour passed, Liao Yibao had the intention to kill the thief, and he was unable to return to the sky, so he bothered his head and didn't listen to a word. Unconsciously recalled that when I was in high school, the bucktooth girl at the back table wrote a love letter to herself, and suddenly felt that she was actually quite tasteful.

"Vice Principal Liao!" This is the third time Xie Chayao has called him, and the decibel is quite large.

Liao Yibao finally recovered from his failed first love and lost youth, and looked at Xie Chayao blankly: "What?"

"Regarding Mr. Xu's proposal just now, your opinion is ......?"

As soon as he heard these three words of Teacher Xu, Liao Yibao retorted without thinking about it: "What kind of ivory can he spit out ......of his dog's mouth?"

As soon as these words came out, he instantly sensed that something was wrong, and the people around him looked at him with a strange look, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he changed his words: "He...... What did he say?"

Xu Moqiu shook his head and sighed: "Hey, it seems that Vice Principal Liao has a lot of prejudices against contemptible!"

"Ahem......" Xie Chayao coughed and looked at Liao Yibao with a serious face, "Vice Principal Liao, everyone is a colleague, if you have any dissatisfaction with Teacher Xu, you can raise it, there is no need for this." ”

Liao Yibao muttered in a low voice: "Who made him so handsome?"

Xie Chayao didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?"

"Oh, it's okay, I'll just make a joke with Xiao Xu! It's just a joke, don't take it seriously. ”

"In that case, I'll leave the matter of renovating the wall to you, no problem, right?"

Liao Yibao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, no problem, no problem!"

"Well, do you have anything else to say?"

Yang Goulin raised his hand: "Director Xie, I have something to say about next week's school sports meeting." ”

"Mr. Yang, please speak. ”

"I think ......"

......

In the classroom of the third class of high school.

The ** who fought at noon was hidden, but the classroom had already exploded.

Wu Dalang wiped the medicine and wine on his face, stuffed a tissue in his nostrils, sat on the table with a big thorn, holding a bucket of popcorn in his hand, and said while shoving it into his mouth: "You don't know......! Oh no, how handsome Mr. Xu was at that time! The moment the dormitory door opened, he kicked the kid 34 meters away, and spun in the air like a yo-yo......"

This was obviously an exaggeration, and someone interjected: "Bragging, right? How big is your dormitory? At best, the depth is only seven or eight meters, and where does it come from thirty-four meters?"

Wu Dalang sprayed him with popcorn on his face, and looked dissatisfied: "Exaggeration! I'm an exaggerated rhetorical technique! Forget it, I see that you don't listen carefully in your usual Chinese classes, and you don't understand what you say." Anyway, let me tell you, Mr. Xu is like the savior who fell from the sky, fighting five against one against five! One punch at a time, so that those few hairs have no power to fight back. ”

"Of course, I'm not a vegetarian either! If it weren't for my bad state today, I would have slapped them in the face!

Gou Xiong touched his chin: "What do you mean...... The surname Xu is letting us on weekdays? In fact, he has a more serious tendency to violence in his bones?"

Class leader Zhao Yaru said: "You can't talk about violent tendencies, don't you think that he is particularly partial to the classmates in our class?"

This seems to be true, take his invigilation as an example, the students in other classes are very happy, and they are blind in front of the students in their own class. There are also parent-teacher conferences......

Nie Kai lowered his voice: "By the way, there is another matter, you must not say it! I also heard from the senior brother of the second year of high school upstairs." ”

"What's the matter?"

"Shishi and the LOLI lady in the fifth class teamed up to go to the men's bathhouse to avenge Xiao Mu, and almost suffered a loss. And guess what?"

"What's the matter? They're not going to be ......?"

"What nonsense, believe it or not, Grandpa beat you to death?" Nie Kai glared at him fiercely and continued, "At that time, Teacher Xu got the news and single-handedly killed them, one by one, and beat them to death! Even his mobile phones were confiscated and thrown into the dung pit!"

"Really, fake, is he really that good?"

Nie Kai gave him a blank look: "What am I lying to you for?" Anyway, let me remind you, it's better to provoke him as little as possible. Do you know why he wears long sleeves on such a hot day?"

"Why?"

"I saw with my own eyes that he had such a long scar on his arm! By the way, there were bullet holes! According to my speculation, it is very likely that he has been in a special organization before! I wonder if he is still the legendary retired soldier king! When the time comes, he will raise his arms and shout, and millions of soldiers in China will participate, and that scene will ...... It's exciting to think about!"

"The more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes! ”

Nie Kai also felt that he had blown it and touched his head: "Of course, what I'm talking about is just a possibility." ”

While he was talking, Ma Ganghelmet carried the table and chairs and came directly to the left side of the podium.

Wu Dalang was stunned: "Brother Steel Helmet, ...... are you?"

Ma Ganghelmet turned his head and glanced at Niu Gangmen in disgust: "I don't want to sit with a cowardly pig." ”

They have a dormitory, and Niu Gangmen has the best physical fitness, playing ball and playing on weekdays, a top two, and they don't even dare to return their hands at critical moments!

Gou Xiong stepped forward and persuaded: "Forget it, steel helmet, he is like that." It's not the first day you've known him. ”

"Anyway, Grandpa doesn't want to see him! ”

Nie Kai also said: "That's it, I blow so weekdays, and in the end I feel like a dog! ”

Gou Xiong hurriedly diverted the topic: "By the way, the next class is chemistry, are you ready?"

"Don't worry, just wait for him to come. ”

Xu Moqiu returned to the office, and the chemistry teacher had something to do at home, so he left in a hurry after asking him a few words.

No way, as a class teacher, you have to be mentally prepared for the class with the times.

Wu Guokui, who was hiding behind the door, was taken aback when he saw that the person who came was Xu Moqiu: "It's not good, the old man seems to have taken a leave! It's the slut Xu who came! What should I do? Do you want to remove it?"

Ma Ganghelmet shook his head: "It's too late, he is willing to be this substitute ghost, let him be." ”

When he came to the door of the classroom, Xu Moqiu faintly felt that something was wrong, and when he looked up, there was a bucket on the door.

I couldn't help but sneer in my heart: such an outdated trick is still used to play? It's really too uninnovative!

Pushing open the door, the moment the bucket fell, he raised his leg with a kick, and with a "clang", the bucket was directly buckled on Wu Dalang's head, and a large pile of garbage fell out of it, and his seat immediately turned into a garbage heap.

Xu Moqiu walked into the classroom and glanced at Wu Dalang, who had a purple face and a bloody aunt towel on the door of his head: "Classmate Wu Dalang, how do you feel?"

Wu Dalang felt a little aggrieved in his heart: "No...... No need. ”

Xu Moqiu glared: "Then what are you still sitting for? Hurry up and let me go to the dormitory to take a shower and change clothes! You want to smoke everyone to death? Hey, wait!

Pick up the garbage before leaving. ”

After packing up everything, Xu Moqiu closed the classroom door, walked up to the podium, and glanced at the messy blackboard: "Who is on duty today?

As soon as Xu Moqiu's right hand touched the plate eraser, a familiar feeling came from his hand - Mahler, this thing has electricity!

The other end of the board eraser is directly connected to the jack on the wall with two slender wires, because the back light is added, and there is a blackboard slot as a cover, you can't see any clues if you don't pay attention, and the board eraser cover doesn't know when it was replaced with iron.

The current spread all over his body, Xu Moqiu was directly electrocuted and jumped disco on the podium, and after a while, he fell to the ground with a pop, and was already stunned.

Ten minutes later, Xu Moqiu finally woke up quietly, his whole body was crispy and numb, as if he had stroked ten shots in one go, soft and weak.

"Awake?" Lu Caidie's voice came.

"I'm ......"

Lu Caidie teased: "Your student sent you here and said you had a heart attack." ”

Xu Moqiu gritted his teeth and slapped the bed and got up: "Fart's heart attack! Mom's, I've been tricked again! These little rabbit cubs actually even play with electricity! Labor and management can't spare them!"

"Come on, is it interesting to say cruel things in front of me?" Lu Caidie stretched out her hand.

"What?"

"What are you talking about? I didn't run the infirmary! You don't have to spend money to see a doctor?"

Xu Moqiu looked displeased: "Do you think I'm short of money?"

"I don't think so. Lu Caidie shook her head, "I'm sure." ”

"You...... Forget it, your words make me very sad!Farewell!" Xu Moqiu got up, took the apple on the table into his arms, pushed the door and walked out.

Lu Caidie chased out unrelentingly: "Then you give money!"

Xu Moqiu didn't reply, and said very simply: "Looking for your sister to go!

How can any teacher speak and call himself Lao Tzu? Lu Caidie shook his head secretly: "This guy is really full of ruffians, and he is really worried about his students." ”

Half of the class time had passed, and Xu Moqiu walked into the classroom again with a gloomy face.

glanced at the audience, the back row was full of empty seats, and suddenly frowned: "Squad leader, you come to tell me, where have all the people in the back row gone?"

"Teacher, this is their fake note. ”

It reads: "Teacher, we take a leave of absence to participate in the "Greedy Blue Moon" gang battle at half past four in the afternoon. ”

Wait, I will make you not interested in playing this bird game at all! Xu Moqiu angrily crumpled the fake strip into a ball and threw it on the podium.

"Class leader, I'm going to criticize you here, did I say that the fake note must be signed by me to take effect? Write down their names and hand them over to the office in a while. If there is a next time, I will punish you with you! Okay, sit down. ”

"There's not much time left in this class, and I'm not going to lecture anymore. I know, even if I did, I guess you wouldn't have the heart to listen. Something has happened in the past two days, and I'm sure you've heard about it, first of all, ......"

At this moment, a crisp voice came from the door: "Report!"

"Come in. ”

The person who came was none other than Master Xu, with gauze wrapped around his arm, and as soon as he walked in, there was an uproar in the classroom.

"Master, do you want it?"

"Does it hurt? Did you go to the hospital to take a picture?"

"Mom, I'm going to kill those two little!"

Xu Moqiu once again felt the benefits of being a woman, a trace of imperceptible jealousy flashed in his eyes, and he patted the table: "Okay, everyone be quiet! ”