Chapter 203: MC Faint Gentleman Joins the Top!(Second Update)

A person who is more powerful than the first family in the imperial capital and the president of the United States?

Could it be the big chaebol hidden in the world?

No matter what, Li Fei'er decided that this time she had to make things beautiful. шщш.(vii) (ix) x.S.сом The update is so fast.

As long as this kind of big man has one sentence, the resources of the major platforms are all tilted to himself every minute?

Poor Li Fei'er, even if she was killed, she couldn't imagine that Lu Yifan asked her to help coax the person was the master of Heavenly Court!

100 million times better than anyone she could think of!

Of course, at this time, she would never be stupid enough to collect Lu Yifan's money.

At this time, collecting money is equivalent to losing an opportunity to 'befriend' with a real upper-class person!

"After I go back, I will first find a group of brain-dead fans of the plug-in brother, and then hire a group of water armies to come over, and it is estimated that I will be able to brush my popularity to the top ten in the live broadcast area of "League of Legends". Li Fei'er muttered, closed the chat window with Lu Yifan, and began to deploy nervously.

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The next day, the 'Jade' Emperor woke up Lu Yifan at five o'clock in the morning.

Looking at the welcome of the 'Jade' Emperor standing in front of him, Lu Yifan looked at a panda and yawned helplessly: "Uncle 'Jade' Emperor, don't you sleep in your old man's house? It's just past five o'clock!!"

"I haven't slept in 20 million years. "The 'jade' emperor said without hurry.

One sentence choked Lu Yifan to death.

"But if you don't sleep, I'm a mortal, and I have to sleep too!

"Okay, you sleep, I'm here to watch you sleep. "The 'Jade' Emperor said slowly with his beard in his beard.

Can I still sleep?

Lu Yifan had no choice but to get out of bed and turn on the computer.

"What, 'Jade' Emperor, have you ever heard of this thing about live broadcasting?" Lu Yifan asked.

The 'jade' emperor blushed and said: "Actually, I came over the live broadcast before, but as soon as I opened the live broadcast room, I was always scolded for being neurotic, and then I was angry and I simply stopped broadcasting." Oh, and of course, all those who scolded me were sent to hell. ”

Nima !!

You are dressed like this, open your mouth, shut up your own emperor, and you don't get scolded for playing so much!

However, those trolls who scolded his old man were unlucky enough, and the eighteenth layer of hell would never be reborn.

From the words of the 'Jade' Emperor, Lu Yifan knew that he actually liked the live broadcast very much, and he also enjoyed the admiration of mortals for him.

Knowing this, Lu Yifan was relieved.

If he's not interested in any of that, he's a headache!

After thinking about it, Lu Yifan said: "What, Uncle 'Jade' Emperor, you do what I say, I guarantee that you will enjoy the treatment of a super-first-class anchor." First of all, you have to change your image. ”

"Oh, what do you need me to transform, let's say! The monkey will only change seventy-two times, but I will change a thousand times and be omnipotent!" said the 'jade' emperor proudly.

"Changed into a young, handsome image like me. Lu Yifan Tian shamelessly said that he was handsome.

"Easy!"

The 'Jade' Emperor waved his hand, and his image changed instantly.

A fashionable young man wearing an Armani casual suit, wearing a big toad glass, and dyed with a 'milk' and 'milk' gray appeared in front of Lu Yifan.

it!

This looks a little handsome!

Just with this appearance and appearance, you can attract a large number of 'female' fans.

"This is what I looked like when I was younger, and I made it up with reference to your attire. "The young man in front of him became a young man who was accustomed to brushing his beard, but found that he had no beard to brush.

"The second point! Don't call yourself me! Call yourself an 'anchor'!" Lu Yifan admonished.

"I ...... Uh, the streamer got it. "'Jade' Emperor Dao.

"The third point, your pseudonym in the mortal world is yellow 'jade', which means 'jade' the emperor read backwards. Well, I'll have to give you a domineering screen name......"

"The anchor has a screen name, which is very domineering, called 'Society You' Jade 'Emperor', and my nephew Erlang God helped me get it. "The 'jade' emperor said immediately.

Domineering your uncle!

You are embarrassed to use the name of this rotten street!

However, Lu Yifan dared to say that he was an old man, so he could only euphemistically: "This name is 'very' domineering, but it is not suitable for live broadcasting." ”

"Oh, and what should I call it?"

"I think the screen name 'MC Dum' is 'quite suitable' for you. ”

"It sounds like it's better than my previous screen name, but how do you feel like you're scolding me?"

"No! This is by no means scolding you! Those current viewers like this kind of unconventional screen name, so they use this name!"

You're a dumb man!

Later, Lu Yifan explained to the 'Jade' Emperor the meaning of Mc - the abbreviation of Microphone-Controller, the person in charge of the microphone.

After explaining, Lu Yifan took out the simple score of another song, and said with a smile: "'Jade' Emperor Uncle, do you know how to sing?"

"Joke, Bendi, ah no, this anchor piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, everything is 'fine', and the music and rhythm are even more unique!

You say, Wuyin, Peking Opera or Huangmei Opera, I'll come as soon as I open my mouth!" The 'jade' emperor wearing a toad mirror said proudly.

You will only listen to these ghosts when you sing them!

"No, no, no, you can't sing these in the live broadcast, you have to be able to shout microphone!Otherwise, how can you call MC? What then, have you ever heard of rap?" Lu Yifan asked tirelessly on the surface with kindness and kindness.

"I've heard of the score, but I don't think I'm 'quite' at the score?"

Lu Yifan took out a piece of paper with lyrics and melody and handed it to the 'jade' emperor.

"I'm drunk alone, what kind of song is this?"

However, the 'jade' emperor shouted twice according to the method taught by Lu Yifan, and suddenly became 'obsessed' with this kind of rap shouting microphone style singing.

"Another point, as an anchor, you have to ask for tips from time to time. I will help you open a room in Douyu Live, you have to learn this sentence, come and learn from me......

Big babies, come and brush a 'wave' of fish balls for the anchor, and have a big rocket!"

A strong smell of Northeast ballast is called a vivid one that Lu Yifan learned.

The 'jade' emperor bit his lip and plucked up his courage many times, and finally learned this sentence.

"Let's try to sing this song, I'll listen to it!" Lu Yifan said.

"Alone, I'm drunk. Drunk puts the beautiful woman in pairs. The two eyes are alone. All I want is for him to return one day. Delicate 'girl', I play the piano lightly. Yan Huan, I ...... in the purple bamboo forest"

"That's how it feels, plus the words I taught you to ask for a reward!"

"Big babies, come and give the anchor fish balls a 'wave', and the big rocket will brush up!"

County DJ music + tractor rhythm + loud voice 'door' + Northeast dialect......

Lu Yifan taught a master of heaven to become a Northeast shouting anchor.

"Did I ruin the image of the 'Jade' Emperor? No, how much fun he had by himself!" Lu Yifan laughed wildly in his heart and said secretly.

Mr. Tonabe said

Come, big babies, give the author a reward and recommend a 'wave'! There is a change at night, which is guaranteed to make the protagonist ruined tirelessly! Okay, "I'm Drunk Alone" is brought to everyone, please cover your ears and listen carefully!!