It's night.

Although autumn is strong, it is still hot.

Lu Yifan couldn't sleep after tossing and turning.

As soon as you close your eyes, what comes to mind is the beautiful face of Fairy Chang'e.

With a long sigh, Lu Yifan simply opened his eyes and turned over.

Suddenly, he saw a pair of round eyes next to his bed, less than five centimeters away from him, staring straight at him!

"Who?!"

Lu Yifan wanted to scream, but found that he couldn't call at all.

The man buckled his nose, wiped it on Lu Yifan's body, and said lightly: "Forgot about me so quickly?"

The one who came was the doppelganger of the Jade Emperor!

Lu Yifan was shocked.

Could it be that he helped Sun Wukong and Fairy Chang'e to go down to earth?

The Jade Emperor was lying beside Lu Yifan, crossed Erlang's legs, put his hands under the back of his head, and did not speak, but Lu Yifan's mind could hear his voice very clearly: "Don't guess, I already knew about the dead monkey and the fairy Chang'e!"

Lu Yifan sighed, and used his divine sense to communicate with the Jade Emperor: "The Jade Emperor is a great Mingjian!

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said, "Don't you pull the calf! Who is it that you are not pestering? Who kissed my Chang'e's little mouth and stole her heart?"

Who swore that one day he would go to Heaven to marry Chang'e?"

"Uh...... Jade Emperor, are you a roundworm in my stomach? Can you give people a lost space for privacy?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.

"Hmph, you dare to flamboyant!"

The Jade Emperor glared, Lu Yifan's eyes were dark, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a colorful galaxy.

This galaxy is made up of countless magic weapons!

Any magic weapon is a thousand times stronger than the strongest Great Five Elements Sword Fetus in Lu Yifan's hand!

"I'll be obedient, this galaxy is seventy or eighty thousand magic weapons, right?" Lu Yifan exclaimed.

"Hmph, that's nature. This 'Colorful Galaxy of Many Treasures' was created by one of my predecessors using 99,999 immortal artifacts.

Once launched, even if the Buddha comes in person, it can't be suppressed!

Hey, what about you, don't drool, and don't pick at the ground!

You can't pick out this magic weapon!" the Jade Emperor said speechlessly.

Lu Yifan sucked the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I saw the baby, and I couldn't hold back for a while." ”

"Lu Yifan, I think you are getting bolder and bolder! You helped Sun Wukong and Fairy Chang'e to go down to earth this time, and also stole Fairy Chang'e, which is a serious crime against the rules of heaven!

Are you still in the mood for this hippie smiley?

Aren't you afraid that I will be angry and send you to the eighteenth layer of hell and never be reborn?"

The Jade Emperor was furious, and the multi-treasure colorful galaxy immediately began to operate, turning into a colorful magic weapon dragon, swallowing the ghostly light, swaying like a huge body like Mount Tai, and roaring in front of Lu Yifan!

In front of this huge magic dragon, Lu Yifan is like a piece of dust in the desert and a drop of water in the sea, inconspicuous.

"If the Jade Emperor wants me to die, I'm afraid that he would have done it a long time ago, how could he go to my bed in the middle of the night and talk so much to me?

The Jade Emperor didn't expect that Lu Yifan would be able to talk and laugh in the face of himself, the lord of the heavenly court, without the slightest fear, and analyze the situation calmly!

This bearing, the rapid progress of this IQ, shocked the Jade Emperor!

You must know that the last time Lu Yifan saw himself, he was scared like a mouse seeing a cat.

Although he was surprised in his heart, the Jade Emperor said calmly on the surface: "Ahem, what is that...... I've been getting tired of playing League of Legends lately.

And I feel that the gods around me are playing this game less and less.

The immortals in the heavenly court all think that this is too difficult to play with the computer.

Therefore, for the sake of the spiritual civilization construction of the gods of the Heavenly Court, and in order to enrich the spare time life of the immortals who have cultivated for thousands of years, I have decided to let you make meritorious contributions and develop a fun mobile game to meet the entertainment needs of the gods of the Heavenly Court.

If you can do it, help Sun Wukong and Fairy Chang'e go down to earth to participate in the Voice thing, I can not blame the past!"

"It turns out that this is the case, it's easy to say! Jade Emperor, don't worry, I promise to complete the task! But before that, I decided to teach you a dance that is particularly popular in the mortal world, so that you can teach it to the gods in the sky. The corners of Lu Yifan's mouth wiped a wicked smile.

"Oh, what kind of dance?" the Jade Emperor asked with great interest.

"Ahem...... This kind of dance, called 'square dance', is a dance that we mortals especially like, and even many people are fascinated by it! When night falls, you can see many men and women dancing this joyful dance together in every square, and their faces are full of happy smiles because of this dance.

There is still a popular saying in our mortal world, there is nothing that cannot be solved by one square dance, and if there is, it is two!"

Brackets, those men and women are all uncles and aunts, twisting up special turtles, brackets, laughing.

Lu Yifan silently added a bracket in his heart.

"Is the square dance really so magical? Isn't it majestic, very chic, and very handsome, especially in line with the majestic temperament of my Jade Emperor?" the Jade Emperor hurriedly asked.

"That's a must! There's no dance that is more in line with the Jade Emperor's temperament than the square dance! And as long as you learn it, you will be the leader of the Heavenly Court Square Dance!

Those aunts and uncles...... Ahh

"Come, teach me quickly! After teaching, I will immediately go back to the immortals of the Heavenly Court to learn this dance. ”

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was already hungry and thirsty, Lu Yifan didn't say a word, and said to the strongest immortal machine: "music!"

With an order, a familiar tune sounded,

"The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying? What kind of song is the most happy?

The crooked river comes from the sky, flows to the sea of thousands of purples and thousands of reds, the hot ballad is our expectation, singing while walking all the way is the most comfortable, we want to sing the most happy, you are the edge of my sky, the most beautiful cloud......"

I have to admit that it doesn't matter if you like this song of Phoenix Legend or not, whether you are cold or funny.

Once the brainwashing body of "The Most Dazzling National Style" begins, you will involuntarily hum along with a couple of sentences, shaking your head and shaking your legs.

It can be seen how powerful the Divine Comedy is!

The Jade Emperor was shocked when he heard this music!

"Body...... My body involuntarily moved!"

(End of chapter)