In the face of the ridicule of this group of birdmen, Xu Moqiu seemed to have not heard it, flicked his sleeves, and shouted: "What are you making trouble? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful boy......?

After emphasizing discipline again, Xu Moqiu turned around and left, and did not forget to warn before leaving: "Give me all serious! If I come back in a while and see who is not serious, see how I clean you up." ”

After the morning exercise, Qin Zhuang and Xu Moqiu hooked their shoulders and were about to go out of the school gate for dinner, but they were stopped by Liao Yibao.

Liao Yibao looked constipated: "Where are you two going?"

Xu Moqiu directly retorted: "Dinner! What? You want to invite me? Let me tell you, I'm very busy, you'd better make an appointment in advance." ”

"Appointment?" Liao Yibao sneered, took out a sign with words written on it from the guard room, and put it at the school gate, "Look for yourself." ”

Xu Moqiu began to mess around: "What are you looking at? I can't read, you read it to me." ”

Liao Yibao knew that his mouth was very tight, and he was not angry, so he pointed to it and read: "Then you listen to me! From now on, except for day students, all students, faculty and staff, and staff members of other departments are not allowed to go out of the school to eat! Students who find a rostrum's criticism will be fined 50 percent. ”

Xu Moqiu suddenly disagreed: "Damn! You don't allow us to go out, so we drink the northwest wind? Starve to death and your whole family will be buried or what? Can you afford that responsibility?"

Qin Zhuang and Xu Moqiu united front: "That's it!"

"Doesn't the school have a cafeteria? Doesn't there a commissary? It doesn't taste good? I'm thinking about the health of all the teachers and students in the school. The stalls outside are full of gutter oil and dead flies, and it's not hygienic at all......!

Xu Moqiu interrupted his tirade: "Okay, okay, I won't talk to you! Don't blame me for not reminding you in advance, when the students riot, you will be the culprit!"

Liao Yibao's eyes slanted: "As long as you don't take the lead." Who else has the guts?"

"You...... Forget it, Lao Tzu is generous, I don't care about you! Xu Moqiu grabbed Qin Zhuang's shoulders and walked towards the school.

Liao Yibao scolded behind him: "Xu Moqiu, pay attention to the influence on me, and put away your righteous anger for me! This is a sacred campus! Not those Fengyue places outside! You are bringing a bad school atmosphere!"

Xu Moqiu didn't give him face at all: "Then your big bald head won't bring a bad school atmosphere? Hmm? Like a labor prisoner, you are embarrassed to educate others? Don't tell me that you are here to light up the campus, our school is rich, and you are not inferior to this 100-watt light bulb!"

Liao Yibao hated others talking about his head the most, and suddenly jumped up: "Xu Moqiu, pay attention to your words! You are carrying out a cruel and inhumane personal attack on me, believe it or not, I will sue you! When the time comes, you will be put in prison!"

"If you have the ability, you can go, and don't compare in front of me! Go, Da Zhuang, don't pay attention to this neurosis! Don't be hungry after eating too much all day, don't care about such a wide range of idle things, why doesn't he eat so much poop in the pit? Do you say it's ......?"

Xu Moqiu scolded and walked farther and farther, and Liao Yibao was so angry that he almost fainted! He really couldn't figure out that such a garbage teacher, there were still female students who would force him to die in order to let him stay! If you guess from him, eighty percent of them were deceived into bed by his rhetoric!

Hmph! Wait, my old Liao has a way to clean you up!

On the way, Qin Zhuang said with admiration: "Brother Qiu, you are a cow! This dead bald head parachuted into our security place, and dragged it like a twenty-five or eighty-thousand! I heard that he has a relationship with him, and the brothers dare to be angry but dare not speak!"

"Who told me? What can he do with it?"

Qin Zhuang lowered his voice: "Hey...... You don't know? Liao Chunlan, one of the school's board members, is related to him. It is said that when he became the vice principal, he relied on this

Liao Chunlan!"

"Teacher Xu is early. ”

"Mother Xu, it's early!"

"You're early! Xu Moqiu is now a celebrity on campus, and there are countless people greeting him on the road, Xu Moqiu nodded in response and asked, "Why haven't I heard of this person?"

"Hey, how long have you been here? It is said that she went abroad for two months and will be back soon. You'd better keep it low-key, so they don't have to give you shoes to wear. ”

In this regard, Xu Moqiu disagreed: "I seem to be low-key, and they don't give me small shoes to wear." ”

"That's right. ”

As soon as the two arrived at the door of the cafeteria, they bumped into Qin Mengyan, looking at Xu Moqiu who was wearing a security uniform, Qin Mengyan's eyes suddenly lit up, and she hurriedly greeted her, and teased: "Ouch, who is this? Isn't this our teacher Xu who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars with flat tires?

Xu Moqiu √ with one hand and dragged his chin: "That's how about it, do you want my brother to give you an autographed photo?"

"Don't move, that's it, I'll leave you a souvenir!" Qin Mengyan said and took out her mobile phone.

"Then we have to stay!"

The shutter sound of "click" sounded, and several photos were taken in a row, and Xu Moqiu was about to leave, when a group of students rushed up. directly surrounded him and Qin Zhuang.

"Teacher Xu, can you take a picture with me?"

"And me, and me!"

"This security uncle should also come along! you two stand together so temperamentally!"

Xu Moqiu and Qin Zhuang were proud in their hearts, and hurriedly waved their hands to greet: "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze!

"123, eggplant!"

The "click" picture was frozen, Xu Moqiu was about to say something, and the students dispersed in a hurry as if they had made an appointment. Seeing that short familiar figure burrowing out of the crowd, Xu Moqiu suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Where he Wu Dalang appears, there will definitely be bad things happening.

"Brother Qiu, if you are stained with your light, you will ...... it for a while" Qin Zhuang didn't seem to realize that something was wrong at all, and the two of them had just taken two steps before their trousers slipped off the waistband of their trousers.

These little bunnies actually cut off their belts while they weren't paying attention.

For a while, the shutter sound continued, and the laughter next to them was endless, and the two were shocked and hurriedly lifted their pants.

Xu Moqiu is okay, he has had an experience, and he is already thick-skinned, but for a while he was as steady as Mount Tai, and waved his hand: "What do you see?

Qin Zhuang's face was flushed, and he stood in place with a blank face holding the belt of his trousers in one hand.

Xu Moqiu hugged his shoulder: "It's okay, it's a trivial matter! ”

Then he turned his face and said to Qin Mengyan, who was about to lose his breath with a smile: "Teacher Qin, you also took a photo, and you smiled, you will be invited to breakfast, no problem, right?"

Qin Zhuang hurriedly said, "Brother Qiu, didn't you say yes, I invited it, what do you mean by that?"

"Brother, I really don't mean anything else, you can touch your wallet and phone first to see if your wallet and phone are still there. ”

Sure enough, as Xu Moqiu expected, his trouser pocket was sparsely scratched, and as soon as he reached out and touched his two hairy thighs, he suddenly screamed: "it...... What about my wallet, where's my phone?"

"Alright, alright. I know where it is, I'll give you a bite to go after breakfast. Let's eat first. Taking a hundred-yuan bill handed over by Qin Mengyan, Xu Moqiu waved at her, grabbed Qin Zhuang's shoulders and walked towards the cafeteria.

As soon as I walked into the cafeteria, I heard the cursing voices of passing students:

"Phew, what the hell? It's so unpalatable! Is the bread in this bun poop? so disgusting!"

"That's it, Mom, there's a cockroach in there!"

"This is murder! Oh my God, I'm not alive!"

The students complained, Xu Moqiu and Qin Zhuang came to the window, and a voice sounded beside them: "Teacher, teacher!"

Xu Moqiu turned his head, and it was Master Xu and Wen Xinyan who were shouting to themselves.

"What's wrong? Have you eaten it?"

"Teacher. Master Xu lowered his voice and said in Xu Moqiu's ear, "Tell you secretly, don't eat steamed buns!"

Xu Moqiu was puzzled: "Why?"

"Cause...... Anyway, you just listen to me. I won't lie to you, if you have to be biased towards Hushan, then we didn't say it. Let's go!"

"Have a good class!"

Soon it was their turn, and there was a sturdy-looking woman standing in the window, with hands thicker than Xu Moqiu's thighs, beckoning to him with a smile: "Come, brother, come to the front! There are steamed buns, steamed buns, and flower rolls. ”

After thinking about it, Xu Moqiu still decided to believe them: "Bring me ten steamed buns, two bags of soy milk, Da Zhuang, what about you?"

Qin Zhuang looked surprised: "Huh, you alone, eat ten?"

"Well, is it missing?" Xu Moqiu asked rhetorically.

"Uh...... Not less, not less. Qin Zhuang smiled awkwardly and said to the woman, "Bring me two steamed buns and a bag of soy milk." ”

"Brother, let's have two steamed buns! Pork filling, just baked! Seeing that you are school employees, I will give you a 20% discount. How?"

Xu Moqiu and Qin Zhuang glanced at each other: "Then let's have a cage." ”

"Good Ratcha!"

The two of them found a seat with breakfast and sat down, Qin Zhuang picked up a steamed bun, bit it down, almost didn't break his teeth, looked at the steamed bun in his hand, and said with a surprised face: "Are you sure this Nima is a steamed bun and not a stone?"

"Is it so exaggerated?" Xu Moqiu also picked up one and took a bite vigorously, instantly frowned, spit it aside, and said in his mouth, "What is it?"

Don't say it, it's just hot on the outside and cold on the inside, and the most speechless thing is that it's still sour!

Qin Zhuang smiled bitterly and threw the steamed bun aside: "Forget it, this steamed bun is only worthy of being fed to the pigs, but fortunately, I asked for a basket of steamed buns." ”

Xu Moqiu didn't speak, silently nibbling on the unpalatable steamed bun, and his intuition told him that there was definitely something wrong with the bun!

Sure enough, Qin Zhuang froze instantly after taking a bite, and he tried to swallow the mouthful in his mouth, but in the end he couldn't do what he wanted, and he covered his mouth and lay on the trash can to vomit.

Qin Zhuang only felt as if he had walked in hell, and he almost didn't vomit it directly. took the mineral water handed over by Xu Moqiu, poured a few sips, and finally relieved himself.

Qin Zhuang rolled his eyes and said, "I'...... I swear! If I eat buns again, I'm going to jump into the manure pit! Mom, what the hell!"

What is the bread in the bun?

If you don't feel it wrong, there is a lot of messy things in it, such as stinky tofu, rotten cabbage, fingernails, hair, and pigskin covered in hair, mixed together, and the smell is ...... Ahem, only those who have eaten it know.

While the two were talking, Liao Yibao walked out with a bag of buns. With his mouth full of oil, he shouted at the two of them: "When you two have eaten, hurry up and patrol......! This tastes great! Overbearing! Awesome! Delicious!"

The corners of the two of them twitched, where did they dare to provoke him?

Xu Moqiu went to the office first, and sure enough, their wallets and mobile phones were all on the desk, Xu Moqiu shook his head with a wry smile, took his things and turned around and walked downstairs.