Zhang Xiao: Why haven't you pried it open yet? Who did you learn your lock-picking skills from? Why are you so frustrated!

The thief outside the door tried for a while, but he still couldn't open the door.

Zhang Xiao is really anxious for him, Nima's lock-picking technology dares to be a thief? It's no wonder that he is so unprofessional and doesn't starve to death!

Zhang Xiao really wanted to go over and help him pry together, but he had no choice but to be indoors.

I can't help it, Zhang Xiao shrugged.

The thief outside the door finally pried open. Muttering: "Wow, my door pry skills are great!"

The thief tiptoed through the door.

Zhang Xiao hurriedly hid.

Zhang Xiao looked at him with half eyes from behind the sofa, Nima's, this thief looks very comedy! Those little eyes are the standard for being a thief at a glance! It is a pity that he looks so individual and does not want to be an actor, but he is a thief.

The thief muttered, "Where's the money?" and went into a bedroom to look for it.

Then find another room.

After searching for a long time, the thief was out of breath, took a few pieces of change to the living room, and sat down on the sofa: "What a bad luck, after looking for so long, I found two dollars and fives! The teacher is right, it is not easy to do anything, what he said is too right! The thief is even more difficult to do, you say that I worked hard to pry the door open, but I only stole two dollars and fives." The time spent is completely disproportionate to the gain!"

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding behind the sofa, really wanted to take out his wallet and stuff it into him for a few hundred yuan! Seeing that he was so short of money, Zhang Xiao thought of when he was short of money, at that time, he had not yet become the son-in-law of the Hua family, and he really couldn't afford to eat a meal of dumplings, and he didn't dare to put an extra egg in eating noodles. I drank the soup clean when I ate Malatang, and I almost licked the bowl. Because of poverty and acidity, he has been looked down upon by many people.

Zhang Xiao has a deep understanding of the pain of lack of money, and if he really wants to fund this benevolent brother for a few hundred yuan, it will be regarded as a charcoal in the snow! Hey, no! This is a thief, how can I have pity for the thief?

The thief folded the two pieces and put them carefully in his pocket. Then he got up, went into the kitchen, took out a piece of cut watermelon, and then returned to the sofa in the living room, and the thief saw that the watermelon was too big for him to eat, so he put it down, cut it with a knife, and cut it into three pieces. Pick up a piece and eat it.

Zhang Xiao behind the sofa swallowed his saliva, wow, the watermelon looks delicious.

At this time, the thief got up and went to the second floor.

Zhang Xiao came out from behind the sofa, picked up a piece of watermelon, took a bite, and it tasted really good.

You can't find any money on the first floor, and you won't be able to find it on the second floor! Money is so important that it must be stored in a bank or a branch payment!

The thief came down from the second floor and muttered, "Hey, is hard to eat and hard to earn money, this is not true at all!"

Zhang Xiao showed half of his eyes and saw that he was holding a yellow-colored five-cent coin in his hand.

The thief came to the living room and saw that there was a piece of watermelon missing from the coffee table, "Oh, that's weird, I just cut three pieces? Now there should be two pieces on the table, why, why is there only one left?"

At this time, Zhang Xiao stood up from behind the sofa: "I ate it." This watermelon is delicious. ”

The thief was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and saw that this person's face was a man, why was he wearing a skirt? This is a women's clothing boss? "Who are you?"

"What do you say?" Zhang Xiao continued to eat watermelon. Haven't you ever seen such a beautiful man?

Thief: "Y-You're a thief too?"

Zhang Xiao's watermelon peel smashed on his head at once: "Fart, how can I be a thief? Do you think everyone is like you? Why is it bad, you must be a thief! How did the teacher educate you?"

Thief: "You, you're not a thief, are you the owner of this house?" he didn't believe it, because whose man would dress like this?

Zhang Xiao: "Yes! This is my father-in-law's house! My clothes have been washed, and I have no clothes to wear for the time being, so I am wearing my girlfriend's skirt, how about it, am I dressed so beautiful?" spit out a watermelon seed from his mouth.

The thief was shocked: "You, are you really the owner of this house? I stole two pieces of five just now, oh no, a total of three dollars." You've seen all the money I stole from?"

Zhang Xiao: "Yes, you not only stole money, but also ate watermelon, do you plan to stay here for one night?"

The thief's laughter was more ugly than crying: "Hehehe, I'm sorry, it's too difficult to make money now, I'm sorry, don't call the police, please." ”

Zhang Xiao: "It's okay not to report to the police, but you must be my little brother and let me send you!"

The thief laughed: "Just you, want to be my big brother? Do you know kung fu? I can do it twice, you are such a weak women's clothing boss, if you want to be my big brother, I'm afraid it's impossible!"

Zhang Xiao pounced and grabbed his arm at once, "Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it turns out that you know how to do kung fu?" The thief didn't expect him to be so fast, and before he could dodge, he was caught.

Zhang Xiao let go: "What is this? How about it, am I qualified to be your big brother now?" This cigarette was dropped on the coffee table by Lu Zimeng's father.

The thief took a look, ah, the women's clothing boss smoked so coolly: "Yes, there must be! Okay, today I will recognize you as the eldest brother, and if the eldest brother has something to do in the future, please just ask!"

Zhang Xiao: "Well, take your identity certificate and let me see it!"

"Oh. The thief took it out and handed it over.

Zhang Xiao looked at the name, and the time passed, "Your name is time pass?"

"yes. ”

"Who are you?"

"He, he's my ancestor. ”

"Oh, I say, you were born into a thief family, but your skill in breaking doors is far inferior to your ancestors!"

"Hey, there's no way, you can't be better than blue. It's a pity. "It looks very shameless, is this an insult to the prestige of the ancestors?

Zhang Xiao: "Follow me in the future, don't be a thief!" Thinking that he was about to set up a justice group and was short of manpower, "I am going to set up a justice organization, called the justice group, are you willing to join?"

Time passes: "Are you the leader?"

"yes. "Spit out a smoke ring.

Time passed: "Wow! so handsome! willing." ”

"Okay, I'll approve you now, you're already a member of the Justice Group!" Zhang Xiao smiled, and when the Justice Group grows, he can show his skills.

"Great!" Shi Guoqian was also very happy.

The two exchanged a few words with each other and left each other's mobile phone numbers and other contact information.

Shi Guoqian: "Hey, by the way, Brother Zhang, why are you locked in the house?"

"Oh, my girlfriend was sleeping when she went out, and she locked the door. Zhang Xiao made up a sentence casually.

Time passes: "Oh, I see. ”

Zhang Xiao: "You can go, but don't be a thief anymore!"

"Yes! yes!" and he was about to leave the door.

Zhang Xiao shouted: "Wait, this is a few thousand yuan, you can use it to do some small business, it's really better to set up a stall than to be a thief!"

Shi Guoqian was very excited: "Thank you, Brother Zhang, thank you, Brother Zhang! Brother Zhang is so good to me, I came to steal, not only did you not send me to the bureau, but also gave me money to start a business, Brother Zhang is really a good person!"

Zhang Xiao smiled: "No thanks!" said in my heart that I would use you in the future, this money was not given for nothing.

"That, that Brother Zhang, I'm leaving!"

"How did you get in?"

"Climb the wall. "Smirk.

"Then climb the wall and get out. ”

"Uh-huh, bye Brother Zhang!"

"Bye-bye!"

So, Shi Guoqian left Lu Zimeng's house.

Zhang Xiao drank a drink, and when she reached the third floor, she suddenly saw Shen Tian walking towards her house. Zhang Xiao's eyes straightened all of a sudden! Shen Tian was wearing a T-shirt, her ponytail was curly and still sexy, and her lower body was shorts of no color. The walk is natural, atmospheric, and very beautiful. I thought that only Lu Zimeng walked well, but I found that Shen Tian's gait at the moment was no less than Lu Zimeng!

Zhang Xiao found that Shen Tian's buttocks seemed to be a little bigger than before, was it the effect of loose shorts?

The butt twist is so good-looking, this is an atmospheric natural beauty. At first glance, you can tell that this is a confident woman. Women are beautiful because of their confidence, and it's not fake at all!

Shen Tian met an old man, "I'll take medicine, you look at so-and-so." ”

The old man's voice was very honest: "Ang." ”

Zhang Xiao didn't listen to their conversation too clearly, and said that this old man should be her relative.

The most beautiful village girl also does farm work every day, and sure enough, the laborer is the most beautiful!

Such an attractive woman, many girls in the city can't compare to her.

Zhang Xiao found out that Shen Tian had a few piglets at the door of his house.

Shen Tian went out and said to the old man, "Listen, don't come out." ”

The old man replied softly.

Zhang Xiao snickered, paralyzed, let the old man listen to the pig's bark, no one! Zhang Xiao recalled her voice, very charming. This is a natural flattery, not pretended, and can't be pretended.

Zhang Xiao really wants to sleep with Shen Tian in his arms now, although he has kissed, but he has not slept together! If he can sleep with her, kiss her curly sexy ponytail......

Zhang Xiao locked the door of the main room of Lu Zimeng's house, and then climbed the wall and came out. When I came to the door of Shen Tian's house, the old man just now was gone.

Zhang Xiao thought to himself, how could the gap between the old man and the old man be so big? This old man who is Shen Tian's relative is honest, but the old man who picks up dung is ......

Such a contrast in personality is really interesting.

Human beings are wonderful because of their diversity, aren't they?

Zhang Xiao sent a WeChat message to Shen Tian: "Are you home alone?"

Shen Tian: "Yes." ”

Wow! It's so nice to be home alone! It's a godsend! The way she walked just now was so sexy that Zhang Xiao wanted to sleep with her right away.

When Zhang Xiao entered the door, he met Shen Tian in the courtyard. Shen Tian was a little surprised: "You, why are you here?"

Zhang Xiao smiled: "I miss you a little, so I'm here." "Close to her body, wow, she smells so good.

Shen Tian saw what he wanted to do, but he still had to ask, "What are you doing?"

"Guess what?" he took her in his arms. It is worthy of fragrant nephrite. Zhang Xiao touched her buttocks, and she pushed Zhang Xiao's hand away, with no light or heavy force.

Zhang Xiao likes her kind of reserve, which is a little resistant. Otherwise, wouldn't a beauty who is too submissive be too tasteless?!

"You let go of me. Shen Tian's voice was small, afraid of being heard by the neighbors.

Zhang Xiao: "You're so attractive! You just let me sleep with you once!? I saw you walking just now, and I was so fascinated! I found that your buttocks were a little bigger than before......

"You. Shen Tian was still struggling slightly.

Zhang Xiao kissed her upper body, then picked her up and walked quickly to the house.

"Let go of me, let go of ......"