Lu Zimeng was also worried that his father would find Zhang Xiao hiding in the room, "Hey, greasy uncle, why did you go to my room?"

Lu Wenbao: "I'll take a look at your room to see if it looks like a pig's nest!"

Lu Zimeng hurriedly followed up: "What do you say? You still dare to think that I am not tidy? No matter how messy my room is, it is better than yours! Your room, if it is not cleaned up by my mother, if you are alone, I don't know what kind of mess it will be!"

Lu Wenbao: "Well, your room is barely okay!

Lu Zimeng gave a look, what is not too bad? This is quite good, right? "Hey, you are not allowed to enter my room in the future! A female classmate of mine, her father came into her room to check on the hygiene, and was murdered......"

Lu Wenbao pouted: "What has become of being murdered? Why is it so powerful? If my daughter was so powerful, I would have beaten her a long time ago!"

"Oops, you greasy uncle, hurry up and get me out!" Lu Zimeng pushed his back with both hands and pushed him into the living room.

Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed breathed a sigh of relief, and he was in a groove! Father-in-law, you are scared to death of your son-in-law! If you find me hiding under the bed in your daughter's skirt, I don't know how surprised I will be!?

Lu Wenbao sat down on the sofa in the living room, took out a cigarette, and lit it.

Lu Zimeng: "Hey, didn't I tell you, smoking is harmful to your health, why do you still smoke? Hurry up and extinguish it!"

Of course, Lu Wenbao won't listen: "You girl, what's in the way of you by smoking a cigarette." ”

Lu Zimeng: "Why don't you get in my way? You will pollute the air if you swallow clouds and spit fog like this!"

"Just smoke one!" Lu Wenbao gave her a look!

Lu Zimeng didn't say anything anymore, picked up a glass of milk, and drank it slowly.

Lu Wenbao: "Hey, by the way, what is the name of your female classmate who came to our house that day? She looks very beautiful, does she have a boyfriend?"

Lu Zimeng's eyes suddenly became quirky: "What? You have a crush on my female classmate? Tell you, don't think about doing anything to be sorry for my mother! Otherwise, I will definitely tell my mother!"

Lu Wenbao couldn't cry or laugh, and spat out a puff of smoke: "What! You girl, am I that kind of person? ”

Lu Zimeng: "I'm worried that you have that kind of thought. You didn't read a report? A daughter went to play at home with her female classmate, and the daughter's father fell in love with her female classmate, and later, the two of them talked about ......."

Lu Wenbao: "Damn, there is such a thing? Why don't I know." I'm so loyal to your mother!"

Lu Zimeng gave a look: "You can't say that you are in front of your daughter!, you must pay attention to civilization, do you know the greasy uncle?!"

Lu Wenbao: "Oh, okay, I'm used to talking! ”

"Hmph, like a child who doesn't grow up!"

Lu Wenbao: "Who, who, who is a child who can't grow up?

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding in the room, was amused by their father and daughter, but did not dare to laugh. Has the father and daughter always been so funny?

Zhang Xiao suddenly thought that the clothes and pants he had washed off were still hanging there, and he didn't collect them in time, if Lu Wenbao found the man's clothes, he would definitely suspect that his daughter had brought the boy home!

Send a WeChat message to Lu Zimeng.

At this time, there was a TV noise in the living room, and Zhang Xiao felt that sending WeChat in a small voice would not be discovered by Lu Wenbao.

Lu Zimeng received a WeChat, and when she saw that it was Zhang Xiao, she was a little nervous, trough! You dare to send WeChat messages even if you hide under the bed. Listen: "Help me put my pants away, or I'll be found by the greasy uncle." ”

Lu Zimeng snickered, slot! Nima actually learned to speak with me!

Lu Wenbao spat out a cigarette: "What are you laughing at? Who sent you WeChat?"

Lu Zimeng: "A friend of mine said that you are a standard greasy uncle, so I laughed!"

Lu Wenbao looked a little interested: "Who?

Lu Zimeng was speechless, "What! It's not her! Why are you so ...... Remember, you're married! The outside world may be wonderful, but please stop if you're married!"

Lu Wenbao: "Hey, why does your sentence sound so familiar, it seems that Lin Dan said it by the woman who came out of the door, and made a ruthless sarcasm on Lin Dan, describing Lin as a fly, saying that flies don't bite seamless eggs! This is really sad, the people who used to hug each other to make ......trouble like that."

Lu Zimeng: "Hello, don't worry about others, just take care of yourself!"

Lu Wenbao sprayed a smoke ring in his daughter's face.

Lu Zimeng made a fan with his little hand: "Get out! Like a child who doesn't grow up! Are you men so naïve?"

Then Lu Zimeng went to the balcony. I saw Zhang Xiao's clothes and pants hanging to dry. Paralyzed, Neku also washed it, and hugged all his dried clothes in his arms. Then slowly go to the living room, walk slowly, try to be natural, don't be found by this 'greasy uncle'! This guy is very arrogant, he shouldn't find it......

Lu Wenbao: "What are you hugging, sneaky?"

Lu Zimeng panicked: 'Oops, my clothes!'

Lu Wenbao: "Your clothes, are they really fake? Why do I think you are weird today? In the past, when you collected your clothes, you didn't hold them in your arms like this, but carried them in your hands!"

Lu Zimeng: "I'm happy, I can't change my posture today! Troublesome old man!" and then quickly walked into his room. It's dangerous!

Lu Wenbao smoked a cigarette and muttered: "Call me greasy uncle for a while, call me old man for a while, and there is no one for bear children." He continued to smoke without thinking much about it.

Lu Zimeng saw that her father didn't come in, so she was relieved, and she was worried that he would come to check just now.

At this time, the singing voice of the old man who picked up dung came from outside the door: "Where is there anyone who drinks wine, the old man who is worried is entangled, Zi Meng Zi Meng can be at home, I will come to your house to eat apples!" After a meal, he shouted: "Zi Meng, peel an apple for me, if I don't peel it, I won't leave......"

Lu Wen Leopard went out.

Zhang Xiao and Lu Zimeng came to the living room to see the situation in the yard.

Lu Wenbao ran over and jumped up and kicked the old man's ass: "What kind of apple? I haven't even asked her to cut it, you want her to cut ......."

Old man: "Ouch, it hurts." "Hurriedly ran away.

Zhang Xiao whispered: ", your father is a martial arts master, and the beating action is a bit similar to Zhao Si's dance." ’

Lu Zimeng whispered: "You hurry in, what are you doing when you come out, so bold." "Push him by the arm.

Zhang Xiao hurried back to Lu Zimeng's bedroom.

At this time, Lu Wenbao came into the door: "Groove! The old man was beaten away by me." ”

Lu Zimeng: "Mm-hmm, you should beat him up! He came to our house to eat just now!"

"You gave it to him?"

"Gave two plates of leftovers. ”

"The leftovers shouldn't have been given to him either. This guy's reputation is very bad!"

Lu Zimeng: "He was cheating at the time, so I had to give a little." ”

"If he comes back next time, call me on my phone immediately, and see if I don't beat him......" Lu Wenbao lit another cigarette.

"You guy, why do you like to smoke so much. Lu Zimeng gave a look.

Lu Wenbao: "I've given me three titles today, greasy uncle, old man, and guy." ”

"Is this a ban?"

Lu Wenbao: 'What is it that is not a title?'

"Childish!"

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding not far away, snickered. If the family relationship in the world is like the two of them, it will be too much laughter.

Lu Wenbao: "Let's go, girl, it's a little bit of a problem to go out with me!"

Lu Zimeng: "What's the matter, I don't want to go." "Zhang Xiao is in her boudoir, she hasn't forgotten.

Lu Wenbao: "Let's go! You can be my assistant!"

"What do you need an assistant for!?"

As the father and daughter spoke, they went out of the main room and locked the door.

Zhang Xiao who is hiding: Groove, lock me here alone!

Zhang Xiao heard the sound of the car starting, and it was Lu Zimeng and his father who drove out of the house......

Zhang Xiao is wearing a skirt, which feels pretty good. Touching his own clothes and pants, they are not yet dry, so he puts them down, and then changes them when they are dry!

At this time, Lu Zimeng's family was alone! In this way, he relaxed again, and he would not be as nervous as he was just now, for fear of being discovered by his 'father-in-law'.

Zhang Xiao felt a little hungry, so he went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and saw pork-tofu skin, as well as beef fried chili.

Zhang Xiao used chopsticks to clip a piece of pork, wow, the taste is so good! I didn't expect that Lu Zimeng's mother was not only beautiful, but also made so delicious.

Zhang Xiao ate several pieces of pork and beef, and then felt that it was almost there, so he came out of the kitchen. Sitting on the sofa in the living room.

Zhang Xiao sent Bao Xing a WeChat message, and then asked for a video chat. Bao Xing agreed.

Zhang Xiao saw that she was walking among the flowers in the grove on campus, and she was so beautiful!

Zhang Xiao: "Hey, Mr. Bao, your skirt is the same style as when I was in high school, it's the one where your skirt was blown by the wind!"

Bao Xing: "You bastard, do you remember that?"

Zhang Xiao: "That's it! How can such a beautiful memory be easily forgotten?"

"Hmph, I think you're just underwhelmed. ”

Zhang Xiao looks at her figure, she looks better than when she was in school! Why are you so beautiful, Teacher Bao!?

Bao Xing: "Why don't you speak?"

"I'm looking at your figure. Has anyone been chasing you lately?"

"Nope. ”

Hahaha, it's good if you don't have it. Zhang Xiao is so happy.

Zhang Xiao: "Why doesn't the wind blow?"

Bao Xing: "What are you doing in the wind? Do you want to make waves?"

"The wind blows your skirt!"

"You! I'm down!" and Bao Xing cut off the video.

Zhang Xiao smiled! Looking back, the outfit she wore just now was really beautiful! The only pity was that there was no wind!

Suddenly, Zhang Xiao heard that there seemed to be movement in the door of the main room. Could it be that Lu Zimeng and her dad are back?

No, I didn't hear the gate or the sound of a car entering the yard.

Could it be that there was a thief in her house?

The door lock rang a few more times.

Zhang Xiao quietly hid: it seems that it is really a thief who is prying the door......