Chapter 005: Succeeded?
"Ah......h
The fat man screamed, opened his eyes, and sat on the couch in a daze.
"Did it work?"
The fat man was worried.
At this moment, the terrible feeling of a thousand cuts in the body is gone, but there is a feeling of swelling in the body.
Well, it's like every muscle is about to explode.
"I guess it worked......"
The fat man stood up with heavy arms as usual, his body bounced off the sofa, and his face slammed into the big coffee table in front of him.
With a snap, the fat man's right hand slapped on the wooden coffee table in time to stop castration.
The fat man was stunned, slowly stood up, clenched his fists, and subconsciously pressed down on his front footboard, and his whole body rose straight up nearly a meter high.
Scared, almost no force.
This is amazing!
The fat man smiled happily, and his mouth almost grinned at the back of his head.
"Don't get excited, steady, steady!"
The fat man breathed and looked at the big coffee table in front of him, which was carved from the roots of the entire tree, very heavy, about 200 catties.
The fat man wanted to move away from the big coffee table and make the place more spacious so that he could try how high he could jump, but with a push of his hand, the heavy coffee table immediately grinded the ground and slid to the sofa on the wall.
It's not light, it probably feels like thirty or forty pounds before, and it also has to calculate the huge friction of the old tiles on the ground.
The fat man was stunned, and simply stretched out his hands and clasped the sides of the coffee table.
With a snort, the 200-kilogram solid wood coffee table rose from the ground, and the fat man held it flat on his chest, like holding a basin of less than 20 kilograms of water, and his arms did not tremble, and he did not move at all.
"More than tenfold increase in strength?"
The fat man was ecstatic, and finally suppressed it, rolled his eyes, put down the coffee table, and suddenly slammed his fist into the wall.
"Bang!"
There was a fist mark four or five centimeters deep on the wall, and the whole wall was shaking slightly, and the fat man only felt that the fist was slightly numb, and when he took it back, he was just a little red, and there was no fart.
The fist was closed, and the outer layer of white stucco on the wall fell off, and even the hard cement inside was dented a little.
"it, I almost sold that shrimp for 65 dragon coins. ”
The fat man slapped himself hard and began to try the bouncing force.
Three jumps, constantly increasing the strength, not to the limit at all, the fat man with short hair on the top of his head, lightly touched the 4-meter-high roof.
When he landed, the fat man's chest rose and fell violently, and he could no longer calm down and ran to the sofa.
Well, don't panic.
Light a cigarette and suppress the shock first!
"Bah, it's so hard to smoke. ”
The smoke entered his throat, and suddenly became spicy and choking, and the fat man quickly pinched it off and went to get the mobile phone on the side of his buttocks.
At a glance, the fat man was shocked, at 9:37 on May 9, he slept for 38 hours?
"It's over, it's over, my credits!"
The fat man's mind flashed the iron-faced and selfless face of the old demon woman of the head teacher, and he couldn't help but tremble when he was full of fat, the school was a little far away, he missed a whole day of class yesterday, and he didn't catch up in the morning, this is a day and a half.
The fat man is in school, and he is responsible for logistics, which is responsible for maintaining the training equipment of the sequence fighters, as well as cleaning the venue.
Ordinary students, in the Dongcheng branch, that is the stepmother's raising, this day and a half of class, thinking about the ugly face of the old witch, the fat man's heart shuddered.
"I hope ...... Hao Fei can do my work together. ”
The fat man had a lazy cancer attack, and he touched the cigarette with his hand, habitually, and wanted to light a cigarette to suppress the shock, but remembering the spicy taste just now, he retracted his hand.
The afternoon class, I can catch up, and the time is still very abundant, the fat man is not in a hurry, he simply looks at his mobile phone, there is only Hao Fei calling from it, starting yesterday morning, one in the morning, one in the evening, two this morning, a total of five, and two voices.
"Dead fatty, the old witch named me, those eyes are like looking in a demon mirror, brother, I mustered up the courage to respond for you, and I was recognized. Brother, it's not that my brother complains about you again, what did your parents think at the beginning, even if they send it with phone bills, it won't be so casual. Tu Qian, hey, this name is really unparalleled in the world, not to mention the old witch, anyone can remember it at one time. You're hurting me. ”
"Where did you die? Did you have an accident? The old witch came again in the morning, skipping class for a day and a half, at least one credit, provided that my brother did all the dirty work for you. Stinky brother, brother is benevolent and righteous, you are so self-conscious!"
The voice is hippie and smiling, not serious.
The fat man's heart swelled with warmth, and Hao Fei was the only friend in the university.
"I'll go in the afternoon and we'll see you again. ”
The fat man replied to the obscene friend with a message, got up slowly, and went to the bathroom to wash.
The bathroom door frame was mottled with paint, and the fat man stepped over it, suddenly froze in mid-air, slowly turned his head back, and looked at an old abrasion mark on the door frame.
"No, it's not in the right place!"
The fat man was pretty sure that the abrasion mark had previously been parallel to his temple, but now it had descended to the center of his cheek.
"Got taller?"
The fat man subconsciously turned his gaze and looked at the mirror on the bathroom wall, and the next moment, he was completely stunned.
I saw that the original gray skin was pink and white, the dark marks left by the pimples on the face, the large and small moles on the body, all disappeared, and the whole body was smooth and slippery.
It looks like a cute little suckling pig that has been cleaned and is about to go on the grill!
Is that the point?
Uh, it seems so!
However, the more important thing is that the wall mirror is diagonally facing the door, and there is a gap of about 4 meters in the middle, but the fat man sees the fine fluff on his face and upper body in the mirror, which is both thin and short.
At this moment, the fine and short hairs, like magnifying with a magnifying glass, are so clear that the fat man can even see the color difference from the roots of the coarser hair to the tips of the finer hair.
Just kidding, this is a 400-degree myopic eye?
The fat man raised his hands, only to find that the back of his hand, which had been blackened before, had become pink and white like his body, and he looked at the flesh and was strange and cute.
"Take off ...... Baby-to-bones?"
The fat man's mouth was wide open, big enough to fit a large duck egg.
Growing taller, skin has changed, smoking can't be smoked, for the changes produced in 38 hours, in addition to being reborn, the fat man really can't find a more reasonable word to describe it.
On weekdays, following behind the sequence warriors in the class, handing out water when they are thirsty, delivering food when they are hungry, and the fat man flatters like an ancestor, and has heard a lot of insider information.
"It seems that none of them can transform it so perfectly and thoroughly at one time. This Pipi shrimp, what level of Warcraft is it, it's so against the sky. ”
"Succeeded, Lao Tzu must have succeeded and become a sequence warrior!"
In addition to the ecstasy of the fat man, there was a fire in his heart, and the more it burned, the more it burned.
"I'm very powerful now, there's no reason to be afraid of those bastards anymore, I'm going to go out and make waves. ”
As soon as this idea came out, he couldn't hold it down, and then the fat man hurriedly took a shower, put on the bells and whistles at the bottom of the box, and really went out in a hurry.
Before leaving, the fat man tilted his head sideways and fixed himself at the door.
Wrong.
Seems to have forgotten something?
The fat man thought about it again and again, suddenly turned around and flew to the restaurant, saw that the table was empty, and mistakenly thought that the remaining Pipi shrimp had been taken away by the rats, and immediately let out a miserable wail.
Fortunately, the fat man also has a big heart.
The sadness only lasted for 30 seconds, and then he shook his head and went out pretending to be arrogant.
Outside, it's early 10 o'clock, and the early summer sun is already poisonous.
When the heat wave hit, the fat man only felt warm, raised his hand, and looked at the sun through the gap between his fingers, and the sun was not dazzling, and he could look directly.
It's been reborn.
Normal.
Be calm, be calm!
The fat man simply put down his hands and stood in the middle of the road, looking up at the sun.
For 10 minutes, the fat man posed for 10 minutes and thought he was handsome and compelling, so he almost pointed his nose and showed off "Look, I'm a sequence warrior now".
As a result, several old men and old ladies went out to buy vegetables, passed by, and directly treated the fat man as air, completely ignoring it.
"Grandma, the big fat man opposite has been standing in the sun for a long time, isn't he hot?"
Diagonally opposite the window, a five- or six-year-old bear child should have a cold and did not go to school, wiping his nose with a tissue while talking curiously.
"The day before yesterday, the little fried stall he set up at the door had another fight, probably stimulated. ”
In the window, the grandmother said, quietly pulling away the bear child.
What's more, she also taught her grandson: "Good grandson, you have to be obedient and study hard, otherwise when you grow up, you will be like that fat man, you will have to set up a stall and endure hardships." ”
The old grandmother's voice was not loud, and from a distance of dozens of meters, the fat man's keen hearing could hear it clearly, and he couldn't collapse anymore, so he quickly hid his face and fled.
Out of the community, the fat man bought two drawers of xiaolongbao, and walked aimlessly while gnawing on them.
There are many people in the magic capital, coupled with the exhaust fumes of the cars, it is extremely stuffy, and the streets are full of beautiful women in short skirts.
Coming to the bustling intersection at the other end of the community, the fat man came to his senses, simply squatted on the side of the road, and enjoyed the scenery of the short skirt.
"This one wears black stockings, sure enough, nine out of ten stockings are thick, and the legs have fat, so thick that they can't be seen. ”
"Over there, that leg is fine, but the knees are bald, and it's obvious that he goes to the battlefield every day......"
Suddenly, a pair of beautiful legs appeared in front of him, no stockings, fine white and no half of the fat, and the legs were erect and clamped very tightly, making the fat man's eyes shine.
"No, why does it look so familiar?"
The fat man slowly raised his gaze, suddenly shuddered, stood up in embarrassment, and stammered, "Hello police officer." ”
In front of her, there is a twenty-three or four-year-old little police flower, the reason why she is small is that she is relatively petite, one meter in her early sixties, with a flat chest and a flat buttocks.
However, God created man, that is very fair, since he does not give the chest, he will always make up for it in other aspects.
Ten flat-chested nine beautiful!
Exaggeration.
However, this little police flower is indeed extremely beautiful, with a very sharp nose, big eyes, distinct facial features, beautiful and refined, and very eye-catching.
The little police flower is wearing a new green traffic police uniform, and she has been here for a few days, and the farmers' market in the community is on this side, and the fat man comes and goes, and she has had a few encounters, but she was timid and didn't dare to talk.
"Hey, fatty, you can stand it for a long time, a few days ago, you only dared to stand, dodging and peeking at beautiful women, but now you are simply squatting, blatantly. ”
The little police flower hid in the shade of the tree, and fanned desperately with a slender hand wearing white gloves.
The weather is too hot, the little police flower is covered with sweat, and the vest is wet, but the smell is fresh and refreshing, and it smells very good.
The fat man couldn't help but take a few deep breaths, became bold, and said tentatively: "Sister officer, on such a hot day, you let your boyfriend direct the traffic alone, and run here alone to enjoy the coolness, okay?"
"He's not my boyfriend. ”
The little policeman pursed her lips disdainfully, probably the male colleague was pursuing and was disgusted by her.
Instead, the little police flower widened her eyes: "Dead fatty, are you testing whether I have a boyfriend?"
"yes, yes. ”
The fat man didn't know where he got the courage, and said with a smile: "It just so happens that I don't have a girlfriend either, so we can just get together." ”
"You, buy a mirror first and take a good look at yourself. ”
The little police flower shot back sharply, with a look of contempt.
"Sure enough, the world is too vulgar, and no one understands the connotation of brother. ”
The fat man raised his footsteps, walked across the road, and took several steps before raising his hand above the top and waving goodbye, looking very chic.
"It's strange, this fat man, all of a sudden, seems to be a little different. ”
The little police flower looked at the fat man's back in the distance, and looked surprised.