Chapter 006: Crying like a three-year-old child

Across the road, a hundred meters further on, there is a big pharmacy.

The air conditioner was turned on, and the fat man lifted the thick transparent plastic curtain and walked in.

There is an accurate height and weight measuring device in the pharmacy, which is 2 dragon coins at a time.

The fat man walked to the side, took off his flat shoes, and put aside not only his phone, but also the two keys in his trouser pocket.

There is a set of silk fancy short-sleeved shorts on his body, and the total weight will not exceed half a catty.

Well, the fat man has always only brought two when he goes out, a door and a bedroom, and he has always been stuffed in his trouser pocket, and he is not afraid of losing it at all, and he is not afraid of thieves going away and patronizing the house.

If the thief is lucky enough to visit and look miserable, it is estimated that not only will he not steal anything, but he will also leave some money by the way to help the poor.

Since Yuan Meng's illness, in the past 3 years, the fat man has been working hard to make money, helping to make up for medical expenses, and he has never changed one of the electrical appliances at home, and even clothes, it is rare to buy two pieces all year round, and he also picks all the bargains.

The fat man is really a baby to Yuan Meng!

Standing on the measuring device, the fat man straightened his waist, and waited for the machine's prompt to finish the measurement, the fat man looked at the numbers on the dashboard, completely stunned.

"It is 172.7cm tall and weighs 119 kg. ”

The original net height was 168, and he grew nearly 5 cm taller, which the fat man was very satisfied with.

But what the hell is 114 kilograms?

Isn't it only 117.5 a few days ago?

Reborn and become a sequence warrior, it is not light, but it adds 3 catties of fat?

"Ancestors, who of you have eaten an elephant pig and brought me to the scourge. ”

Fat people want to cry without tears, from childhood to adulthood, it's not that they haven't lost weight, but it's useless, just drinking cold water, their weight will swish up.

This body, which girl dares to ask for it.

How much courage does it take to not be afraid of being crushed in your sleep?

"God, you just woke up, in a daze, have you used too much? Damn, Lao Tzu retracted the words of praise to you, bullshit God created man, just and fair. ”

The fat man was heartbroken when he saw that the list was far away, and he scolded and walked off the measuring device.

However, it's just a little sad.

It's not that the fat man has a big heart, but once he becomes a sequence warrior, hugging left and right, and the pinnacle of life, it will be a matter of minutes.

The fat man is not panicking, the school has advanced equipment to detect the level of the sequence of soldiers, and you will know it when the time comes.

At this time, a big beauty with an S-shaped curve walked in from the door, her breasts trembled, her buttocks were exaggerated, and her face was wearing exquisite makeup.

"What a goblin!"

The fat man grunted and swallowed.

The beautiful woman's head was like a proud swan, and she didn't look at the fat man with her eyes, but went straight to the measuring device, took off her slender roots, and stood up.

They are close to each other, and the beauties have good taste, and they are sprayed with elegant perfumes, which should smell good.

Strangely, however, the fat man smelled a strange smell, like a urine bucket at the back of a farmhouse.

That's right, it's the smell of urine!

It is unlikely that the beauty has a bad nose, and it is impossible for her to go out if she really has such a heavy smell on her body, but the fat man smells it, not on the surface, but in the bones.

It doesn't make sense, the fat man can just smell the smell in her bones.

The fat man was surprised, his eyes rolled, he lowered his voice, and said tentatively: "Beauty, do you want to make an appointment?"

The beautiful woman looked down at the numbers on the measuring device, probably not very satisfied, frowned, squinted at the fat man, frowned deeper, and said with fierce contempt: "No!"

"Don't worry, this son is not bad for money, and you can open it. ”

The fat man charged the big one and continued to tempt.

The two of them spoke in very small voices, there were no other customers in the store, and the clerks were all at the counter, far away, not afraid of outsiders hearing.

The beauty was stunned, turned her gaze, and observed the fat man's clothes and shoes.

The fat man kept an eye on it, stuffed the miscellaneous mobile phone and the old key into his pocket in advance, didn't let him see it, just blinked his eyes, and looked at each other with a harmless smile, looking a little cute.

"Ordinary families can't raise such a white-striped pig with fine skin and tender meat, probably a low-key son-in-law. ”

The beauty believed it, slowly grinned the corners of her mouth, and showed a bewitching smile: "Handsome guy, I am not a street girl, but a white-collar worker in the company." ”

The fat man understood and complimented: "I can see it, the beauty is a famous brand, dressed, decent and exquisite, and at first glance it is a white-collar worker of a large company." Again, the condition is that you open. Well, overnight?"

"No, I have a boyfriend. ”

The beauty said, took out her mobile phone, and said with a charming smile: "Add a contact information first, after 7 o'clock in the evening, you can pick a four-star hotel nearby, open a good room, and then contact me." ”

The fat man pretended to be overjoyed, exchanged pseudonyms with each other, ticked the Internet contact information, and then turned their heads and walked away indifferently, as if nothing had happened.

When he went out, the fat man immediately deleted his friends, and muttered as he walked: "True love is priceless, three thousand at a time, one rotten girl, the identification is complete!"

"It's strange, how can my sense of smell be smarter than that of a dog? The smell of that flat-chested little police flower is fresh and good, isn't it ......?"

The fat man was suspicious, and all the way over, he deliberately came into close contact with some people, and the smell was different.

Some of them were unmarried, and their bodies were the same as the rotten girl, and the smell was a little choking.

On the contrary, some people wearing wedding rings on the ring finger of their left hand have a very light smell or even normal, regardless of men and women.

When I met a middle-aged pregnant woman on the road, the fat man stepped forward, but smelled the faint milk fragrance in his bones, which made people very comfortable.

"It turns out that this smell is related to the degree of disorder in private life, the more chaotic the smell, the simpler the better. Grandma's, this nose, is it a sharp weapon?"

The fat man experimented with the results, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

As for the reason, the fat man can also guess a thing or two.

Everything in the human body is actually controlled by the microflora, not only the degree of health, but also the taste and even the appearance.

The human microflora, hundreds of millions, has a very strong assimilation.

When a husband and wife kiss indirectly, there will be dozens or millions of groups of bacteria to assimilate each other, and the grinding of the ears and temples of both parties will make each other's flora assimilate for a long time, and over time, each other's appearance will be similar.

This is the origin of husband and wife.

The reason why those scumbags and rotten women with chaotic private lives smell pungent and choking is not because fat people can really smell the smell in their bones, but because those people have intimate contact with different members of the opposite sex in a short period of time, and the microflora in their bodies is too chaotic.

When the flora is chaotic, assimilates with each other, and competes for the dominance of the body, it is inevitable to fight, and when there is a fight, it is inevitable that the corpses will be everywhere and the smell will not smell.

Moreover, it will leave huge health risks to the body, many scumbags and rotten women, who look beautiful and healthy on the outside, are actually already sick.

Further on, the fat man reached his destination.

This is a large Internet café, the boss is a black boss who has been released from prison, most of the gangsters in the neighborhood will be entrenched here, if you have money, you will support the boss, and if you don't have money, you will fool around in the neighborhood, brag to each other, fight and make trouble, and kill time.

The black boss is ruthless, although he has been good, there is still no bastard at the door of the Internet café, unless he is in and out of the Internet normally.

On the side of the Internet café, there is a narrow alley where more than a dozen bastards gather.

The fat man's eyesight is magical, and from a few dozen meters away, he saw the two little yellow hairs who had been in the small fried stall the night before.

Hey, the road is narrow!

The fat man took a deep breath, tried to overcome his instinctive fear, and staggered into the narrow alley.

There were still more than ten meters apart from each other, and among the pair of little yellow hairs, one recognized the fat man and pushed his companion in surprise: "Brother, look, isn't that a dead fat man?"

"Which fat man?" the companion looked at the slightly familiar fat man, a little puzzled.

Many people have face blindness of varying severity, that is, they lose the ability to recognize faces, and they have seen it two days ago, but they can't recognize it when they look at it again.

This little yellow hair, obviously not lightly ill, plus the fat man did not wear glasses, the original dark skin suddenly turned white, the change was quite big, and the guy simply didn't recognize it at all.

"You're so forgetful, there's a little stall at the intersection in front of you, and we're going to be beaten. Little Yellow Fur reminded loudly.

When the voice fell, a group of bastards collectively turned their heads and looked at the fat man, their faces were not good, and they were still gearing up, eager to try, obviously, they were all in a gang.

Among them, there is also a little sister, sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing ultra-short denim shorts, short ear-length hair, young and beautiful, and wearing light makeup, which is strangely good-looking.

"Damn, it's him. ”

Xiao Huangmao, who was reminded, rushed forward and said fiercely: "Dead fatty, I have been looking for you several times, and you dare to send it to the door yourself." ”

The little yellow-haired wicked man sued first, rushed forward angrily, and raised his hand to slap him.

"Smack!"

The fat man instinctively trembled, his heels were weak, and he wanted to hide, but he was half a beat slower, and he was slapped firmly on the face.

Hey, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!

The fat man touched his cheek, suddenly roared angrily, and hit his right fist in the chest.

The little yellow hair crawled out, had experience in fighting, and raised his arm to block.

"Boom!"

I don't know how much strength there is, the heavy punch hit the arm, the little yellow hair's arm hit the chest, and the whole person screamed and flew out upside down, hitting the cement wall five or six meters away.

The little yellow hair seemed to fall apart, sliding softly to the ground, slumped on the ground, bleeding from the corners of his mouth, and snorting miserably.

Xiao Huang Mao slapped the fat man and woke him up.

The fat man punched everyone unconscious.

"the guys!"

After a brief shock, the other little yellow fur roared, and all the bastards each picked up the sticks and bricks nearby, and pounced on the fat man.

The fat man punched out, all the fear in his heart disappeared, and he was not afraid, he also roared and rushed in.

"Bang!"

A stick was smashed, and the fat man raised his arm to block, but it still didn't hurt.

The fat man was afraid of beating people to death, so he collected most of his strength with his right fist and punched back, but the bastard still flew, hit the wall, slid into the corner, and was accompanied by the first little yellow hair.

2 were poured, the bastards were beating drums in their hearts, and their momentum was greatly reduced, and 4 were down, and the bastards were completely afraid.

Becoming a dog with the wind and waves, and selling teammates against the wind are the bastards' code of conduct.

The bastards scattered, and the fat man's feet were like the wind, catching up, one by one, and they all fell to the ground.

In less than 2 minutes, more than a dozen bastards fell to the ground rolling and wailing, screaming more and more miserably one after another, one after another, as if singing.

The fat man was hit with three sticks and a brick on his arm, but it was a little red, not swollen, and he didn't feel pain.

The fat man raised his hands and looked at them, then looked up again, blankly at the thugs on the ground.

Looking at it, the fat man suddenly laughed, laughed louder and louder, and finally turned from laughter to crying.

The fat man sat on the ground, crying loudly, snot and tears flowed together, louder than the thugs on the ground.

Like a ...... A three-year-old child who was robbed of a lollipop in his mouth!

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