The old man who picked up dung walked around Lu Zimeng's boudoir and went out: "Report to the police? What do you say? Say that I am an old man in my seventies or eighties who raped you? No one will believe me! If you send a police officer, I will say let you police try me, first make sure I am impotence or not, and then say anything else!"

Lu Zimeng is a little shy and wants to laugh!

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding under the bed: Groove! The old guy has a really big heart, and even the police-flower wants to do it.

The old man went to another room to check for thieves.

Lu Zimeng: "Oh, you don't die, there are really no thieves in my house!

Lu Zimeng really wanted to go up and beat him, but he was afraid that he would be held legally responsible for beating him to death! This guy is so old, I'm afraid he won't be able to withstand a few hits.

The old man who picked up dung looked for a few rooms, but he didn't find anyone: "It's weird, it's really a strange thing! How can there be no one, I can't hear it wrong!"

Lu Zimeng: "You are old, your ears are not good, hurry up to the street to buckle the earwax, lest you always hear it wrong!"

"I don't have in my ears, buckle a fart!" The old man gave him a look, you are a little girl, you talk about and pee and fart all day long, vulgar or not?

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding under the bed, snickered, old guy, you wouldn't guess that I was hiding here, right?

The old man touched his belly: "Girl, I haven't eaten enough! You can fry me again, don't have any leftovers!"

Lu Zimeng was speechless: "How can you be so paralyzed to eat? Are you a pig? Zhu Bajie doesn't seem to have as much food as you!"

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding there, snickered, wow, Lu Xiaoniu speaks so well, and it tastes too girly!

Old man: "Anyway, if you don't give me stir-fry, I won't leave!" sat on the floor of the living room.

Lu Zimeng looked at it, paralyzed, this is a trick! It was the first time she had encountered such a situation, and she was a little at a loss, so she had to say: "Okay, okay." I'll fry you one. After thinking about it, "I'll only fry three kinds of dishes, you choose one!"

The old man licked his lips: "Which three?

Zhang Xiao hiding there: Is it scrambled eggs with tomatoes, scrambled tomatoes with eggs, and scrambled eggs with eggs?

Lu Zimeng: "Okay. The first is stir-fried pickles with pickles, the second is stir-fried pickles, and the third is stir-fried pickles!"

"Malegobi, do you want to abuse the elderly?" the old man was immediately displeased when he heard that it was all Nima's pickles. "You should be able to cook four dishes! There's also a chili pepper stir-fried chili. ”

Lu Zimeng: "Oh, indeed, I missed one!" A meal, a little fierce: "Do you eat or not? Don't forget that you are a beggar for food, and you still want to pick fat and thin? If you don't eat and pull down, hurry up and leave me!"

If you dare to hit me, I'll foam at the mouth immediately!"

Lu Zimeng: "Trough! and foaming, do you think you are the sheep's horn wind?

Zhang Xiao hiding there: If you don't get sick, you will foam at the mouth? If there is really such a person, he is definitely a first-class actor, the Golden Rooster Award, the Golden Duck Award, the Golden Goose Award, and the Golden Old Man Award, all of which are his! You let Fan Bingbing come, and she doesn't have this acting skills!

The old man was stunned, he really had nothing to say, he really couldn't spit it out. So he smirked: "Hey, hey, I can pretend to be dead, just say you beat it." You have to take me to the hospital, and then you have to take care of me every day! Bring me tea and food, wash my feet and change my internal coolness. ”

"Malegobi, I'll change your pig's head! You dare to think about such a beautiful thing? Isn't it too much?" Lu Zimeng was anxious.

An old man wants her to wash her feet and change her internal coolness, can she not be in a hurry?

The old man smiled lightly: "What's the hurry? I didn't ask you to sleep with you! When I let you sleep with you, it's not too late for me to become too late!"

"Nima's want to die!" Lu Zimeng stepped up and kicked him on the shoulder, and the old man fell to the ground.

Lu Zimeng: "Are you leaving, don't go, I'm going to call Sister Shen Tian!" She suddenly remembered that Shen Tian had a way to deal with this old man.

When the old man who picked up dung heard Shen Tian's name, he immediately panicked, but he was smashed by Shen Tian several times, and now he still had a faint pain in his body, so he quickly got up and walked towards the courtyard: "I'll go, I can't go." What are you doing so fiercely? ”

Lu Zimeng is so happy, and mentioning Shen Tian is really useful.

After a while, the old man who picked up dung went out of the gate of Lu's house, and then sang his ballad: "Where is there anyone who drinks, Lu Zimeng's chick drove me away, and the four dishes she will cook are all chili peppers and pickles......!

Zhang Xiao came out from behind the door of Lu Zimeng's bedroom and went to the living room: "That guy can go! Why is there such a funny old man! Why is there no talent scout on the live broadcast platform to discover him, package it, maybe he is an Internet celebrity!"

Lu Zimeng chuckled: "Just like him, he is dying, and he is still an Internet celebrity?"

"Hey, don't say that. Today's entertainment companies pay attention to individuality, and people with personality have commercial value, do you know that the actor of Tuxingsun is not that little dwarf, and people are also stars!" Zhang Xiao said with a grin.

Lu Zimeng: "Oh, I know, that guy, his eyes are obscene, it's too much!"

Zhang Xiao's face was helpless and paralyzed, am I better looking better than him? "How can you compare me with him? I can't compare with him at all?" Zhang Xiao will not admit that he is a lewd-looking person.

He's not actually lewd-fried, at least average-looking. This is the unanimous opinion of the big guys about him.

Zhang Xiao took a closer look at Lu Zimeng's figure, and felt that her legs were wrapped in blue denim shorts, which was really mysterious, good-sexy!

Lu Zimeng: "What are you looking at?

Zhang Xiao couldn't stand it, and suddenly hugged her in his arms: "I've only seen the body, but I haven't seen your most beautiful part!" and then kissed while trying to get her denim shorts off.

Lu Zimeng is so fragrant, and the smell on his body is so good!

But Lu Zimeng lifted her shorts. Women who have not lived together are like this, they want it in their hearts, but they are worried about it......

Zhang Xiao hugged her and kissed her under her neck, although her whole chest was like a washboard, but Zhang Xiao kissed it several times......

At this time, Shen Tian's voice came from outside the gate: "Zimeng! Zimeng is not at home?"

Lu Zimeng was startled, and hurriedly pushed Zhang Xiao away: "My friend is here, you hurry up and hide." "She's so nervous.

Zhang Xiao heard Shen Tian's voice and hurriedly hid in Lu Zimeng's bedroom. The paralyzed Shen Xiaoniu is a good thing for me! I will go to your house in a while, kiss you all over your body, and let you compensate me well!

Lu Zimeng: "I'm at home, Sister Shen Tian!Come on, why do you have time to come and play with me!" she tried to calm down.

Shen Tian: "I'm free today!"

Shen Tian entered the door of the main room, came to the living room to take a look, and found that Lu Zimeng had sweat on his forehead and a little red on his face, so he said: "You, what did you do just now?

Lu Zimeng was a little nervous: "You, what did you say? I didn't understand." "Basically, I understand, but the reserved psychology of girls makes her have to pretend.

Zhang Xiao showed half an eye from behind the bedroom door, slot! Shen Tian was wearing light green pants, and the whole person was in very good shape, no less than Lu Zimeng!

Shen Tian: "I said you masturbated?"

"No! Lu Zimeng couldn't cry or laugh, she definitely wouldn't say that I was kissed, a man kissed me just now, and then now he is hiding in my bedroom!

Such a thing, don't talk about Lu Zimeng, no girl will say it.

Shen Tian saw that she didn't want to say, so she didn't ask anymore, her emotional intelligence was still okay, otherwise it would be difficult for a strong man to ask again, so she changed the topic: "Why don't you watch TV, I'm acting ...... now"

Lu Zimeng picked up the remote control and pressed it a few times, "Wow! handsome guy!"

Zhang Xiao showed half of his eyes: He can't kiss you handsomely, I'm the first man to kiss your chest, and I'm going to get your shorts off......

Shen Tian and Lu Zimeng chatted while watching TV.

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding there, was still a little worried, the more she chatted with Shen Tian the more she chatted, the more speculative she became, why didn't she drive her away? I'm hiding in your house, have you forgotten?

So Zhang Xiao whispered to Lu Zi on WeChat.

When Lu Zimeng heard it: "Drive someone away, what should I do if I find out?" Lu Zimeng immediately understood what Zhang Xiao meant.

Shen Tian: "Who sent you WeChat?"

"Oh, a classmate!" Lu Zimeng didn't want to say too much, although she and Shen Tian were good friends, but she didn't want Shen Tian to know her secret.

Shen Tian continued to watch TV without asking again.

Lu Zimeng's eyes rolled, how to let Shen Tian leave?

She really couldn't help it for a while.

At this time, Lu Zimeng felt that her bladder was a little distended: "I'll go to the toilet." ”

"Oh. Shen Tian said.

Lu Zimeng walked towards the toilet. Shen Tian stood up and stretched his arms and moved his legs. Zhang Xiao looked at it, so beautiful! It is really rare to see such a good figure like her! She is worthy of being the most beautiful village girl in the country, and her casual gestures are so attractive!

Zhang Xiao saw Shen Tian lying on the sofa, and then closed his eyes to rest. Zhang Xiao felt that this was an opportunity, so he quietly went out and came to her side, looking at her thighs so closely, it was really sexy!

Zhang Xiao hid behind the sofa, his heart was beating so fast! You know, it is very risky to do this, if Shen Tian opens his eyes, he will see him.

But Zhang Xiao just likes this kind of adventurous feeling! People don't stimulate teenagers in vain! Flowers don't bloom and negative spring!

What's the point of being alive if it's not exciting?

Zhang Xiao's face was close to Shen Tian's hair, smelling it, it was so fragrant! Are her breasts just as fragrant? So Zhang Xiao's face was close to her chest, smelling it, and it smelled better.

At this time, footsteps came from the courtyard.

Zhang Xiao hurriedly squatted behind the sofa. Lu Zimeng immediately entered the house: "Sister Shen Tian, are you sleepy?"

"Well, take a break. Shen Tian's eyes didn't open.

Lu Zimeng suddenly wanted to go to the bedroom to communicate with Zhang Xiao. So she went into her own room, looked behind the door, and didn't see Zhang Xiao, looked under the bed, and didn't see him. Hey, weird, where did Zhang Xiao go?