Yang Meng ate and drank to his heart's content, sitting there with a wine glass and looking at the scenery outside the window.

It's true that technology changes everything, and there is a button under the window of this Boeing 787, which automatically adjusts the brightness and darkness of the window after pressing it, and there is no need for small curtains at all.

He was still wandering there, and suddenly someone next to him said, "Handsome guy, can I sit next to you?"

"Of course, you can sleep here!" Yang Meng grinned.

It was none other than Zet.

It is said that there are only 35 tickets sold for 36 seats in business class on this plane, and Yang Meng is actually empty next to him. said that Liu Chenghu didn't do anything here, Yang Meng didn't believe it.

Zete sat next to Yang Meng, Yang Meng glanced back and whispered, "What are you doing?"

"The guy next to me is so annoying!" said Zet.

"Oh, it's the one who speaks worse English than me!" Yang Meng said.

Zete gave him a blank look: "You just saw it and didn't help me?" If it weren't for the fact that you didn't like it, I would definitely clean him up now!"

Yang Meng smiled: "Why did he mess with you?"

As a result, before Zet could answer him, a voice came from the side: "Miss Zete, I went to the bathroom and I didn't see you, I'm still looking for you everywhere, I didn't expect you to be here." ”

Zete's face was full of helplessness: "Mr. Zhang。。。。。。 ”

"Just call me Jack!" said the young man, "It's the Jack in Titanic." With that, he smiled at Zete with what he thought was graceful.

Yang Meng was puzzled and asked Zete: "Who is this thing?"

As a result, when Jack heard it, his eyes widened: "How do you speak?"

Yang Meng was overjoyed when he heard this: "Shout, don't you know how to speak?" Then what are you doing with your bird language that no one can understand?"

This guy spoke half-baked English to Zete, but spoke Chinese to Yang Meng.

As a result, Jack said proudly after hearing this: "I am now a Stars and Stripes nationality, of course I have to speak my native language, I only speak Chinese because I take care of you." ”

Yang Meng's face was black: "Dude, don't bother me here, I'm afraid I can't control myself and want to beat you!"

"Vulgar!" Jack snorted, "I just don't want to be in the company of you low-quality people to join the Stars and Stripes nationality." ”

"Don't bother me if you have the quality!Go back to your own seat!" Yang Meng sneered.

Jack choked up when he heard this, and then said forcefully: "I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for Miss Zete!"

Zete said, "Sir, can't you see that I'm chatting with this handsome guy right now? ”

"Hear me, believe it or not, I'm looking for a flight attendant to take you away?" Yang Meng said.

Jack snorted, "Take me away, I'm a Stars and Stripes national!"

Yang Meng took a deep breath: "I can't control myself anymore!"

As a result, Zete grabbed Yang Meng, shook his head slightly at Yang Meng, and showed a wicked smile at the same time: "I have some itchy hands, leave it to me." ”

Well, Zete is going to do it.

After hearing this, Yang Meng spread out his hands and gestured to hand it to Zete.

Zet tilted his head and looked at Jack for a few seconds, and suddenly there was something in his mouth. As a result, Jack walked back to his seat in despair.

Yang Meng was puzzled and asked, "What did you do?"

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As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a scream from the cabin: Jack was undressing there and tearing the clothes of a young woman sitting next to him.

"He is worthy of being the 'God of Friendship'. Yang Meng sighed, this Zete is easy to tease people in this regard.

"Watch the play, watch the play!" said Zet.

At this moment, an old man sitting next to the young woman stood up and slapped Jack in the face: "Bastard, what are you doing? This is your stepmother!"

As a result, Jack did not stop his movements: "Dad, what stepmother, why does he still follow you when you are so old? Do you think it is really for love? It is for your nationality of the Stars and Stripes! You slept on the day you got married, or I did it for you, besides, your current body can't satisfy others at all, she told me!"

"You rebel!" Jack's dad slapped him in the face again, and then scuffled with Jack. The flight attendants and the air police came together but couldn't control the two of them, and in the end, it was Ake who went to beat the two of them.

Yang Meng whistled on the side and said, "Damn, this melon is too big, isn't it?"

Zete said: "Jack's father was a tutor at a university in Han back then, and he specially posted all kinds of unfavorable remarks on the Internet, and later he was caught and expelled from the school, so he went to the Stars and Stripes Country, saying how he was persecuted when he was in the Han Kingdom, how he had no right to speak, anyway, he finally joined the Stars and Stripes nationality. Then I first published a book in the country of stars and stripes, anyway, it is all kinds of smearing the Han country, although it doesn't sell very well, but people eat this set over there, and now he is an honorary professor at a university------ anyway, that's what Jack told me. ”

Yang Meng scratched his head after hearing this: "Doesn't this mean that he doesn't have a regular job?"

Zete was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Mmmmmmmm, it can also be understood in this way." She continued: "This time they returned home for the wedding of his father and his former student. It's the girl who was beaten just now. This is to get married and go back to the Stars and Stripes. ”

Jack's father was arrested and was not honest, and shouted there: "You can't do this to me, I want to find the embassy of the Stars and Stripes! I am from the Stars and Stripes! I want to protest! This is a conflict within our family, and you have no right to interfere!"

As a result, the flight attendants were not used to his problems.

The conflict on the plane is calculated according to the laws of the country where the plane belongs, and the two of them are inseparable, and because their father and son fought and smashed a smart display screen, there is a 'crime of endangering aviation safety' and a 'crime of sabotaging aviation' in the Han Kingdom, you are all involved.

Anyway, whether this matter is handed over to the Han Kingdom or the Stars and Stripes Kingdom, what awaits them is trouble.

It can even be said that if it is the Han Kingdom, it will be easier for them to deal with it, generally speaking, the penalty money for making trouble on the plane will be detained for a few days, and it is rare to be charged with those two crimes;

The Stars and Stripes are probably the countries with the strictest control over flight safety in the world! If a passenger disobeys the crew, it is a federal crime! And there is zero tolerance, as long as the body language or physical confrontation of the crew is a crime, the maximum sentence is 20 years.

Back then, there was a Star United Airlines notorious 'beating up Asian doctors' who crashed in the stock market**, which simply means that the airlines sold more tickets and planes

It couldn't fit so many people, someone needed to get off the plane, and finally an Asian doctor was drawn, and the crew asked the doctor to get off the plane but was refused, and finally the doctor was dragged off the plane with a blow to the head and bleeding.

After this incident, it caused an uproar, and Star United Airlines became the target of people's verbal criticism.

In fact, the flight attendants of the Star Fed only called the police, and it was the federal police who beat the person, and the attitude of the federal police towards the doctor was also directly treated as a criminal.

What sustains them in doing so is the Stars and Stripes' strict air traffic control laws. If it is really according to the laws of the Stars and Stripes? These two people got off the plane and went straight to prison!

Zete shook his head after watching this farce: "Mengmeng, this is what you call 'public knowledge', right?"

Yang Meng nodded. Suddenly, he laughed for no reason.

Zete was puzzled: "Mengmeng, what are you laughing at?"

Yang Meng held back her laughter and said, "I remembered a joke I saw before, saying that there was an oil painting artwork in the museum with the theme of 'Adam and Eve'. The Corrupt people said, "Adam and Eve must have been Corrupt people, you see how gentlemanly Adam was, he found an apple and ate it directly with Eve, but the Gauls said, they must be Gauls, you see how romantic they are eating together naked?" "Do you really think that if you take the nationality of the Stars and Stripes, you will be superior?"

"You hate these public knowledge so much?" Zett laughed, "I also looked up the past experience of this Jack's father on the Internet just now, you can take a look." The WIFI on the plane is a bit slow, you can see it after a little waiting. ”

YANG MENG LOOKED EMBARRASSED AND TURNED OUT TO BE AN IP: "YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE THE INTERNET." Alas, when I opened it, I saw that it was all scolding myself. ”

After the last incident, Yang Meng's popularity has improved, but 。。。。。。 It's not a good reputation.

All kinds of scolding Yang Meng for showing off his wealth, as well as all kinds of rumors, what Yang Meng is a bad businessman, a bad boss, what Yang Meng's restaurant has 'additives' and is addicted to eating and so on.

The cost of spreading rumors on the Internet is too low.

After charging and calling the police and arresting several times, this thing against the 'rivers and lakes' stopped, and then the target began to target the beauty salon in Qilong Xixiang, and Yang Meng had to make the prescription public, saying that he was worried that the prescription contained ingredients that were bad for the human body.

Isn't it stupid to make public prescriptions and make you money?

Yang Meng is too lazy to deal with these fools, so he simply rarely goes online----- turns off the Internet to protect his IQ!

However, Yang Meng was also stunned when he heard Zete's question, and then shook his head: "No, no, no, I don't hate them, and I even have to thank them." They have made a great contribution to our country. ”

"Huh?" Zete didn't understand what Yang Meng meant.

Yang Meng said with a smile: "From their mouths, the Han Kingdom is not good and that is not good, foreigners look at it, hey, your country is so bad, there is no need to watch out for you, so they have won a lot of development time for the country." Han has a country that must thank these brainless stupid X's today. ”

Zete laughed: "Your mouth is really bad!"

SUDDENLY, YANG MENG'S EYES WIDENED AND LOOKED AT THE IPAD IN HIS HAND: "I'M SORRY, I SAID THE WRONG THING, IT TURNED OUT THAT HE WAS STUPID X OR PRAISED HIM!"