Chapter 542: A Real Joke
When Yang Meng opened the Internet and found out the information of Jack's father, it simply opened the door to a new world.
Jack's father's name is Zhang Aiguo, a name with a sense of age. Now it has changed its name to John Chang. Tsk, listen to the English names of these two rotten streets.
However, Zhang Aiguo can also be regarded as capable, he is a model of being admitted to a university to change his life by relying on his own ability, and he is a pure intellectual.
But there is a problem with this kind of pure intellectuals, that is, they think too highly of themselves!
They always feel superhuman, they like to point fingers at other things, they are not satisfied with this and that.
In fact, this is a common problem among the common people of the Han Kingdom, especially the Han men. Don't look at all of them are ordinary people, but when they get together, what they like to talk about most is national events, world facts, what historical allusions, world affairs, almost a Han man can talk a few words------ anyway, if you are idle, you are idle, right?
But it also has the advantage of being able to improve one's knowledge by chatting with different people. This shows that the Han people like progress in their bones. This is also the foundation of the development of the Han Kingdom.
But when it comes to the mouths of intellectuals, it becomes a different story.
Generally speaking, intellectuals have social influence, and some erroneous views can easily resonate, and small things can become big things. Especially in those places of ignorance.
If you look at those war-torn countries, almost all of them are like this: a group of intellectuals take the lead, a group of ignorant people follow behind the buttocks, and finally become a country and not a people.
In fact, such a thing happened in the Han Kingdom, so the country attaches great importance to such a situation. Those ill-intentioned intellectuals are much more stable. But now that the Internet has developed again, they have found a new battlefield, that is, the Internet, which has become the embodiment of 'public knowledge'; in their eyes, the country is not good or that is not good, and the lord of the land who has lived a bad life for some days can be regarded as having found an organization, and these 'public knowledge' have become their spiritual idols! They have finally found the value of existence.
But sometimes this 'public knowledge' is really a joke.
To give a simple example, when the Han Dynasty popularized high-speed rail, this John Zhang made a lot of nonsense on the Internet, saying that high-speed rail has radiation and is harmful to the human body!
There are also people who believe this fart statement, just like smashing the 5G base station in the corrupt country, there were still many people making a fuss at that time------ in fact, there was also a place to smash the base station in the Han Kingdom, and there were ignorant people everywhere. And those who guide these people are 'public knowledge'.
As a result, this John Zhang was scolded out of Xiang, and he stopped for a period of time to build a high-speed rail in Hanguo.
A few years later, the headline on the front page of the official newspaper of the Han Kingdom: The high-speed rail network of the Han Kingdom radiates the whole country, and this patriotic card pops up again: Look, I said earlier that this high-speed rail has radiation, and even the official admits it!
This Nima makes people suspect that there is something wrong with his IQ! This is stupidity, right?
turned out that this was really not the funniest thing for him, and an incident that happened later also became his motivation to go abroad!
At that time, he didn't know where he heard that his wife's hometown was going to be demolished. He had an idea, and first and then the household registration of his twelve relatives fell into his father-in-law's house.
And then it was really going to be demolished: at that time, the demolition was for the construction of the subway rather than real estate development, and John Zhang asked the demolition department for thirteen suites plus 10 million on the grounds that his family had a large number of household registrations!
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Demolition is to build a subway, and it is to take taxpayers' money as demolition fees, so every cent must be spent. Zhang Aiguo's lion opened his mouth to startle the demolition department, so the two sides continued to negotiate and wanted to be cheaper.
As a result, when the demolition reached his neighbor's house, he began to spread rumors on the Internet that the government had forcibly demolished it, and as a 'public knowledge', he still had some influence. There are also some celebrities who speak for him. So at that time, there was a lot of scolding on the Internet, and they all angrily denounced that this was a country without 'human rights', and many unknown netizens were scolding the streets there.
Even though the government had made public the fact that he had temporarily resettled 12 relatives there, at that time there were still people who scolded him for 'no human rights'.
So the state decided to respect his human rights, and the subway route was detoured. All the surrounding areas around him were demolished, and the areas that were not planned for demolition were included in the demolition plan, and his neighbors became rich.
And what about John Zhang's house? Her father-in-law's house stood alone, and his house was full of the household registration books of John Zhang's relatives.
Probably because the government also felt that his family was a little lonely, after all, it was unsightly and a bit wasteful to have only such a house in such a large vacant land, so they built a new crematorium there.
This is called the real 'rumor-mongering, family crematorium!'
Can Yang Meng not laugh when he knows this?
Now Zhang Aiguo has cheated his relatives and in-laws, he is divorced and unemployed, and he can't get along anyway.
But such people are very popular in the country of stars and stripes! People like this, so Zhang Aiguo went to the country of stars and stripes, became John Zhang, and took the nationality here.
In fact, he was quite popular in the first two years of his arrival in the Stars and Stripes, but after the freshness, he is now marginalized and thrown aside------ people are not stupid, such people are like toilets in the eyes of the Stars and Stripes, they are used when they are needed, and they are thrown aside when they are not needed. They can't run around with the toilet all the time, can they?
Specifically, is this John Zhang good in the Stars and Stripes?
Eight words to describe: the heart is higher than the sky, and the life is thinner than paper.
It is not an exaggeration to say that he is 'powerless', and he has known to read all his life. In the first two years, someone invited him to give a report about his 'persecution' in the Han Kingdom, so that the people of the Stars and Stripes knew how happy their lives were, and that life was still very good at that time. As a result, fewer and fewer people invited him, and there were fewer and fewer incomes, and those days were miserable.
Although he is divorced, he brings his son to the Stars and Stripes, and sends him to a public school to receive the 'happy education' he has always touted.
This Stars and Stripes National Public School, the good is really good, and the bad is really bad!
There are no 'class teachers' at Stars and Stripes, only 'consultants'.
Serious disciplinary problems are handled by the 'Discipline Officer', and more serious problems are handled by the 'School Police'. Like these problems such as not turning in homework and poor test scores? No one cares at all!
Jack Chang was completely happy when he went to that school! No one cared about him anyway! He didn't learn anything else there, he learned everything about robbery, drug abuse, truancy, and so on. After a few years, I didn't even master the language, so I spoke English like that nonsense just now. Now drop out of school and stay at home
It's idle all day long------ who says foreigners don't gnaw on the old?
But I can't stand the fact that people have the nationality of the Stars and Stripes, and there will never be a shortage of women who want to marry foreigners in the Han Kingdom. Comparatively, foreign Han Chinese are more popular: how good is it to have the same language and be able to take foreign nationality?
As a result, this Jack Zhang has not yet married a daughter-in-law, and his father John Zhang has married a daughter-in-law first! And this daughter-in-law is younger than his son, is it his original student or class flower. So what? Aren't you marrying your own little old man?
I took my son back to China for a wedding, and I was about to go back to the Stars and Stripes to start a new life, but I didn't expect my son to suddenly get nervous on the way back.
The most unbearable thing for a man in the Han Kingdom is the green hat, this huge green hat was actually put on by his own son. What the hell is going on here!
After the incident ended, the business class finally returned to normal, and when it came to such a business class, even if the quality was too poor, it would pretend. Even if your stomach is full of flowers, I wish I could go to Las Vegas early to hold the chick and gamble happily, but in this business class, you have to behave like a humble gentleman.
Ask Yang Meng how he knows? Because that's what he thinks!
This Zete returned to his seat to be with Sister He, and Yang Meng became alone again, but he didn't stop----- the beautiful stewardess was also enthusiastic, and kept asking for warmth, and took the initiative to invite Yang Meng to visit around.
Speaking of which, this is really a very interesting phenomenon: Yang Meng has become famous on the Internet after the last bad incident, of course, ------ are notoriety.
Those netizens didn't scold Yang Meng for two sentences, and they felt that they were not worthy of the word 'justice'.
But what about reality? As long as the person who recognizes Yang Meng is polite to him, he really doesn't speak ill of Yang Meng. The business of 'Jianghu' is full every day, and the 'West Chamber' is full of beauties from all over the country queuing up to make an appointment! An appointment position can be sold for five figures------ women are desperate for beauty! And Long Xixiang has taken 'hunger marketing' to the extreme: this is also related to the inability to increase the output of raw materials: Yang Mengte is lazyγγγγγγ
The two sides of human nature are reflected here, you can scold you behind your back, but it's another thing to be in front of you!
Anyway, there are thirty-five guests in the business class, and the remaining thirty-four are not as many as Yang Meng aloneγγγγγγ
Thanks to the blessing of the flight attendant, Yang Meng also understands the structure of the aircraft: there is a small isolation compartment behind the cockpit where the pilot rests, and the galley and the flight attendant rest room are in the middle of the economy class and business class. Although the space is not large, the futon is really comfortable!
However, Yang Meng also discovered that what was said in the movie was not credible, and what was with the flight attendant in the flight attendant lounge?
It's too cramped!
And......
The soundproofing of this place is also terrible! Next to it is the business class lavatory! What a fart in such an environment! How shameless does this have to be to snap in such a place?
Of course, it's not without fierce people. At night, Yang Meng saw a man and a woman sneakily going to the bathroom.
Well...... Don't maliciously speculate on others. They just pay attention to hygiene.
Yang Meng is so simple.