XLIV. This is my dish

Ma Tianchang spoke again: "Okay, I admit it, I'm actually just Ma Tianchang, an anonymous intern tour guide of the famous 'Jiangshan Travel Agency'.

However, in addition to borrowing money from me, you can come to me if you have any travel and travel questions or requests.

I will try my best to meet everyone's reasonable requests without disturbing Jack Ma and Ma Huateng. ”

Speaking of this, he bowed deeply to the audience: "Thank you to all the veterans who cooperated with me, thank you to the judges and teachers who listened to my introduction, my self-introduction session is over." ”

Many people didn't realize until then that they had been introducing themselves.

The host Mengwan looked at his watch, and Ma Tianchang's self-introduction took just two points, no more and no less.

The audience finally burst into applause, from the beginning of sparse and sparse, to more and more enthusiastic.

The applause was mixed with the voices of many people.

"Okay, that's what an ambassador should be!"

"This kind of self-introduction is too down-to-earth, and you can gain the favor of a carload of people at once, right?"

"If you use self-ridicule to this extent, there is no one who introduces yourself like this!"

"Oh my God, I seem to be a fan of him, I am actually a fan of a man?

At this time, the audience was almost one-sided with praise, and even some judges began to whisper to each other.

Zhai Yingying looked at the judge who was the CEO of the travel agency in Kaifeng City who nodded frequently, and muttered in a low voice: "It's just an average level, what is there to praise?"

Unexpectedly, the man's ears were pointy, but he listened to his whispering to himself.

He usually doesn't deal with Zhai Yingying, and when he heard him say this, he immediately retorted:

"He was called to the stage by Lan Lao without any preparation, and it is already amazing that he can still behave like this after being stirred up by you. ”

Zhai Yingying pursed his lips with disdain and didn't say anything more.

Lan Lao remained silent.

He picked up the microphone and reminded everyone lightly: "The judges hurry up and score, this time there is only one contestant, and there is no need to score one link at a time."

After the one-minute scoring session, Ma Tianchang can directly enter the talent show. ”

In fact, he himself recognized Ma Tianchang's performance. I was even interested in this novel way of introducing himself.

It's just that Ma Tianchang is recognized as a relation, so he can't have a good impression of this player.

You must know that his original purpose of calling Ma Tianchang to the stage was to drive him down in disgrace, so as to reflect his notarization.

It's just that until now, Ma Tianchang's performance has been quite good, and he has no reason to drive him down.

And he found that he actually had a slight affection for Ma Tianchang, which was not good.

Let him speed up, so that he has less time to prepare, and if he performs poorly, the time to step down will be faster.

I won't be unbearable to kick him down.

A minute soon came, and the host immediately asked Ma Tianchang: "Talent show, Ma Tianchang, are you ready?"

Looking at Ma Tianchang's hesitation, he knew that he was not prepared at all.

"People are not ready to go on stage, how can they be ready?" Some of the audience who worshiped Ma Tianchang in the first link have already begun to think about him.

"It's just that everyone else is ready for a long time, and there is an accompaniment for singing, how do you let him come? ”

No matter what the audience said, when the time comes, Ma Tianchang will start performing, this link is a total of four minutes, and it is definitely not okay for him to stand stupidly all the time.

Seeing his indecisiveness, Guo Jingting, who was sitting on the judges' seat, was also a little anxious.

I don't know Ma Tianchang well, but his performance in the first link really surprised me.

Thinking about this quasi-tour guide with unlimited potential, who is a newcomer cultivated by her own Jiangshan Travel Agency, Guo Jingting is simply happy in her heart.

But in this second link, she saw Ma Tianchang's hesitation, and couldn't help but say to Ma Tianchang on the stage: "If you don't have any preparation, it doesn't matter, just sing a song." Just show it, after all, everyone knows that you are not prepared. ”

On the one hand, she said this to relieve Ma Tianchang's pressure, and on the other hand, she also reminded the other judges that Ma Tianchang was unprepared, and you can't score him according to the carefully prepared standards.

Ma Tianchang nodded gratefully to Guo Jingting, he could hear his boss's favoritism and love for him.

But he really can't sing.

Without music, singing out of tune by yourself is a high probability event, even the most familiar "Legend", you must have musical accompaniment to be sure.

Otherwise, God knows if he will go out of tune again when he sings a cappella, he hasn't tried it anyway.

But where can I find the accompaniment to "Legend"?

All the accompaniments of the previous contestants were prepared in advance.

None of them had ever sung the song "Legend". Who would put an accompaniment that they don't use on their body every day?

But if you don't sing, what can you perform?

Talk show? If you had prepared in advance, you might be okay to memorize some jokes, but now you don't know what to say.

Do you want to learn from the circus clown to pretend to be stupid and somersaults?

Thinking of somersaults, he suddenly had an idea, and thought of a possible solution.

"Miss Mengwan, do you have a headset there? I can't perform with a microphone!" Ma Tianchang made a request to the host Mengwan.

Meng Wan said in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, because no one put forward this demand, and the venue was not prepared."

Do you want to sing and dance at the same time? Then you can only be wronged to dance with a microphone in one hand. ”

Ma Tianchang said: "It's not dancing, but my talent can't hold the microphone with both hands."

Why don't you do this Sister Mengwan, you can do me a favor, can you help me hold the microphone while I'm performing my talent?"

Mengwan nodded with interest: "Okay, as long as I don't run back and forth with you, I'm curious about what talent you want to perform." ”

"Thank you, Miss Beauty, you just walk next to me and squat down with the microphone. ”

Ma Tianchang didn't immediately tell her what talent he wanted to perform, but politely put forward his requirements for her.

Mengwan was very useful by him by a beautiful young lady, so he naturally smiled and nodded and agreed to his request.

According to Ma Tianchang's meaning, Mengwan walked up to him and squatted down sideways.

Fortunately, she was wearing a long skirt today, and the skirt covered her entire thighs when she squatted down, and it would be really inconvenient to wear a short skirt.

Ma Tianchang also squatted down, and first smiled at Mengwan's face, who was close to him.

Just when Mengwan was slightly stunned, he suddenly landed on the ground with both hands, and one turned over and did a handstand.

said in his mouth: "Thank you sister beauty for your cooperation, put the microphone to my mouth." ”

Mengwan was stunned at first, she was a little confused by the smile that this guy was close to her just now.

Seeing Ma Tianchang's smiling eyes up close, there seemed to be a glamorous brilliance in them.

The big beauty who has rejected countless suitors Dream Night, actually feels like she has been bewitched, and her heart beats violently.

At this time, hearing Ma Tianchang's request, she hurriedly put the microphone to his mouth.

Ma Tianchang began to speak, but instead of Mandarin, he spoke English.

He first said hello to the audience and the judges, and then suddenly began to speak in English.

Don't look at him talking upside down all the time, but no one else can hear him breathing or uncomfortable.

And his voice is very clear, and his sentences are quite smooth.

Although there are many viewers below who don't understand English, they heard Ma Tianchang say Ma Yun, Ma Huateng and Ma Tianchang's own names from time to time.

Everyone quickly guessed that he must have introduced himself in English.

Of course, Lan Lao understands English. He listened carefully to Ma Tianchang's English introduction.

I have to say that this kid's English is very good and comprehensive, just like a translator, completely translating the Chinese he just said into English.

There are no mistakes in the words and grammar.

He couldn't help but secretly think: this should have been memorized by him a long time ago, although it may not be for this competition, but it is not difficult for a normal English-speaking tour guide to introduce himself in English.

However, Ma Tianchang, who does not have a tour guide certificate, can speak such good English, which is still greatly surprising to him.

Zhai Yingying didn't understand what he was talking about. I wanted to interrupt Ma Tianchang's display several times, and got up to question something.

However, seeing Lan Lao's expression of listening seriously, he still didn't dare to make any moves.

It wasn't until Ma Tian stopped his mouth and stood up again that he immediately questioned Lan Lao: "Lan Lao, is speaking English considered a talent show?

Guo Jingting immediately retorted on the side: "If dancing and singing is considered a talent show, then I think that speaking English upside down should be regarded as a comprehensive display of the two talents."

Tell me, why isn't this a talent?"

The judge on the other side of Lan Lao said with a little hesitation: "But English self-introduction is the most basic tour guide skill of an English tour guide after all."

It's like when you ask a singer to perform her talent, she sings. This should only count as a professional skill, not a talent, right?"

"Then you can call any English-speaking tour guide to talk upside down. See that our Ma Tianchang is so light and free?"

Guo Jingting is like a belligerent rooster now, whoever questions Ma Tianchang, she is not stingy to push back with the sharpest language.

Because she was a fan, she was circled by a quasi-tour guide in her own club in such a short time? This is rare in the life of the proud Guo Jingting.

The audience had already burst into warm applause. The discussion was also loud.

"Wocao, you gave me another surprise. Although I can't understand English, how good a person is in a handstand, and he doesn't move at all!"

"This English is slippery, I have also heard her English tour guide of our company, compared with this one, it is like a stammer. ”

"Good man, I'm still so energetic when I talk upside down, I like it!"

"I'm a nymphomaniac, this Ma Tianchang is my dish!"

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