193 unique self-introduction
The host Mengwan saw that the game would definitely go on.
If Ma Tianchang completes the three links, it will take at least fifteen minutes.
And the fifteen tour guides who had just received the award were still standing at the back of the stage.
It's not appropriate for people to keep standing like this.
So she asked Section Chief Sun for advice, and let these participating tour guides take the lead off the stage.
Originally, she wanted to persuade Lan Lao to go down together, but Blueprint refused with a firm wave of her hand, because Blueprint felt that she had no need to go down at all.
It is estimated that in a few minutes, the related user of the tourism bureau should be directly ousted from the stage by the audience because of his poor performance.
In desperation, Section Chief Sun asked the staff to move a few chairs to the side of the stage, and personally led Lan Lao and Zhai Yingying to sit together.
Lan Lao didn't refuse this time, after all, Ma Tianchang was about to start the game, so he couldn't be in the middle of the stage when someone else was competing, right?
Because Ma Tianchang was not ready to play at the beginning, in the self-presentation part of the first link, Lan Lao was in charge, which directly saved Ma Tianchang.
Ma Tianchang thinks this is very good, otherwise, the pace of his legs and feet on stage just now has become a funny classic, and the score can be directly deducted by the judges.
Ma Tianchang cleared his throat and began to introduce himself.
"The Mulan Ci in the Yuefu Poetry Collection and the new Qifeng City Tourism Image Ambassador, Zhan Mengmeng, Dream Youyun, 'Buy Horses in the East Market'. Actually, they bought my last name.
Hello everyone, my surname is not Dongshi Maijun, my surname is Ma. Ma Tianchang's opening remarks are exactly the dream of learning from self-war.
Zhai Yingying listened to him introduce himself by emulating Zhan Mengmeng, and immediately grabbed the microphone in Mengwan's hand next to him very unhappily and interjected:
"Don't follow the crowd, can't you introduce yourself in your own style?"
Ma Tianchang glanced at him, saw that Lan Lao didn't speak, and continued: "Li Bai Youyun 'I am born to be useful. And it must be hearty for eternity'. My name is taken from one of these two sentences, the word Tian, and the word Chang. Hello everyone, my name is Ma Tianchang. β
Seeing that he ignored his warning, Zhai Yingying was still introducing himself in a style similar to Zhan Mengmeng, and this verse was nondescript, so he couldn't help but interject again:
"Dong Shi Xiaofeng, if you want to learn other people's style, we can barely bear it, but your tampering with Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine" is a bit excessive.
Such a famous poem, everyone knows that 'I am born to be useful' should be followed by 'my daughter is scattered and come back'.
How can you forcibly tamper with this poem in order to draw out your own name?
As soon as he finished speaking, a pregnant lady with a big belly stood up in the judges' seat.
She picked up the microphone on the judges' bench and retorted loudly:
And it must be hearty and eternal, is a famous sentence in another poem by Li Bai. People didn't say that Li Bai's wine would be cloudy.
Moreover, I reminded the erudite Mr. Zhai that Li Bai wrote that what Li Bai wrote was to enter (qiang) into wine, but it was not called "will enter wine". β
The audience nodded secretly when they heard the lady's words.
Many people who are not familiar with Li Bai's poems have begun to ask their friends whether the sentence "and must be hearty for eternity" is Li Bai's poetry.
This pregnant lady is the leader of Jiangshan Travel Agency, Zhang Dongwei's strong wife - Guo Jingting.
She didn't give Mr. Zhai a chance to refute herself, and continued: "We can understand Mr. Zhai's loneliness, but it's your fault to come out and show ugliness."
People are playing on the top, you are interjecting on the side, how do you let the host time it?
Do you also want to run for the male ambassador of Qifeng tourism? Then you have to agree with all of us or Lan Lao, right?
Do you think Mr. Zhai's image matches Kaifeng's image?"
When the audience heard what she said later, someone immediately burst into laughter.
The male voice who likes to make strange noises sounded again at a high decibel level: "Match, it's a horseman, bah, bah!"
The audience immediately burst into laughter!
Mengwan immediately took back the topic from Zhai Yingying's hand and reminded everyone loudly that the game was still going on and the audience needed to be quiet.
However, at this moment, the audience was laughing happily, the sound of discussion and coaxing was endless, and no one paid attention to the host's reminder.
Zhai Yingying sat on the side of the stage, his face was red and white, and he really wanted to jump off the stage now.
has long understood the power of the sharp-mouthed Guo Jingting, and Zhai Yingying usually walks around her.
Although he likes to contradict Jiangshan Travel Agency, he has always only dared to ridicule Zhang Dongwei, and when Guo Jingting is around, he can only keep his mouth shut.
Because he knew that he was far behind this talented woman in terms of knowledge, interpersonal relationships, and eloquence.
Calling her head-on is purely looking for abuse.
But he just forgot that this talented woman with a sharp mouth is now a judge offstage, and the Ma Tianchang he lost is the heart of their club.
Lan Lao saw that the scene was about to get out of control, and immediately walked to Ma Tianchang's side in the center of the stage again.
He said majestically into the microphone: "The game is still going on, don't mess around, the host asks you to re-time." β
Lan Lao's voice was not loud, but his short sentence was much better than the loud words of Mengwan just now.
The Great Hall immediately fell silent again.
Seeing that the scene was under control, Lan Lao patted Ma Tianchang's shoulder and said, "Ma Tianchang, someone disturbed me just now and it affected the timing, so please say it again." β
After speaking, he walked off the stage with an embarrassed Zhai Yingying.
This time, even Lan Lao was embarrassed to stay on the stage anymore.
Although it was Zhai Yingying's interjection just now that caused the game to be suspended for a while.
However, Lan Lao's first impression of Zhai Yingying was still very good, and when he stepped down, he asked the staff to add a chair to him at the very edge of the judges' seat.
Zhai Yingying, who was like a defeated rooster just now, saw that he actually had a seat of his own next to the judges' seat, and immediately puffed up his chest proudly.
People's self-adjustment efforts are really not ordinarily good!
Ma Tianchang was still very surprised by Guo Jingting's strength, he didn't expect that Mr. Zhang, who had such a good temper, would have such a strong wife.
What a heroine among women, the key people speak every word, and every sentence is heart-piercing.
Fortunately, she is her own person, which can be regarded as God blessing.
But the current situation is not very good, and the self-introduction rhetoric that I just thought of has been messed up by that Zhai Dog Bear.
This is like saying that the cross talk was thrown away, if Ma Tianchang really did it again according to what he just said, the effect would definitely be greatly reduced.
But now let him change the word temporarily, and he is not prepared.
With a long sigh, he decided to follow the old routine he had when he led the group last time.
"The visitor who came to make a joke just now has already revealed my name to everyone.
But tourists, I can tell you one more secret now - I'm not actually a tour guide!"
As he said this, the room immediately fell silent.
Originally, some of the audience who were still talking to each other immediately became interested when they heard his words.
Everyone doesn't know that this guy, who has been interning for half a year and is not a tour guide, actually admitted at the beginning that he was not a tour guide, so how can he take this group.
"Some time ago, foreigners were rumored to be Chinese celebrities watching Erma.
In fact, not long ago, our second horse has long become a troika, do you know who these three horses are?"
Although he didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, someone still cooperated and guessed loudly: "Ma Chao, Ma Benzhai, Ma Yun?"
"Jack Ma, Pony Ma and Ma Han?"
Ma Tianchang said with a smile: "Although Ma Han is very famous, and Ma Han and I are also good friends.
However, in terms of financial resources, he still can't be compared with the first two surnamed Ma.
The answer is revealed, the troika is: Ma Yun, Ma Huateng and me, Ma Tianchang!"
As soon as he said this, there was a boo from the audience.
It's just that no matter how you listen to this boo, it's like the kind of good-natured boos that Guo Degang got when he was talking about cross talk in Deyun Club.
Everyone thinks that his shameless appearance is very similar to Guo Degang! The arrogance is a little funny, but the funny is very down-to-earth!
Ma Tianchang ignored the boos and continued: "I believe that if Ma Yun or Ma Huateng said 'I'm very rich' when introducing themselves, no one should refute them, right?"
And I counted our assets a few days ago, and I, Jack Ma, and Ma Huateng together have a total of 623 billion yuan.
Excluding Ma Huateng's, Ma Yun and I still have 315 billion. β
After a pause, Ma Tianchang continued without changing his face and heartbeat: "Those who know me well also know that when I introduce myself to the outside world, I tell everyone without exaggeration that 'I am very rich'......"
Listening to the more he said, the more true he looked, everyone began to wonder again.
The male voice in the audience, who usually made strange sounds, couldn't help but blurt out again: "Bragging, right? Can you tell everyone how much money you have?"
"You can do the math, after removing mine, Ma Yun only has 315 billion left. ββ
Speaking of this, Ma Tianchang didn't wait for everyone's little abacus to come out, and continued:
"By the way, I didn't say one word when I introduced myself, but I used to say, 'I really want to be rich.'" ββ
When he said this, the audience was immediately in an uproar.
"Grass, scare me, it turns out that you're still a poor bastardβ!"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. β
"What the hell? You really want to be rich? Don't I want to?"
"Where did this string of numbers come from? I have to check Du Niang, is he talking nonsense?"
Ma Tianchang saw the noise below, and there was a tendency that he couldn't stop for a while.
Knowing that time was running out to introduce himself, he suddenly let out two loud "Uh-huh!" from his throat.
These two sounds, he used a long-lost metallic sound. The loud sound immediately silenced the room.
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