Ji Congliang has clear eyebrows and slender limbs, but he has always had a problem, that is, bedwetting.

When I was in high school, I often moistened the quilt in my dreams, and because of this, Xu Moqiu gave him a lifelong shameful nickname - Urine God.

I have eaten a lot of various Chinese and Western medicines, but there is still no improvement, and even the stool is often pulled in the bed. That's why, until now, he never wore panties to diapers.

Poked in the sore spot by Xu Moqiu, Ji Congliang was ashamed and angry, vigorously pulled his hand back, and said coldly: "Xu Moqiu, your mouth is still as annoying as ever!

Xu Moqiu, the other party's displeasure, took a step forward, and patted Ji Congliang's shoulder vigorously: "Oh! Look at what you said, I think I felt kind at first sight when I saw you, and you were like my long-lost son, completely lacking love! Do you remember? That time in class, you peeked at the pornographic video, and you were caught by the teaching director! I was so scared that I was incontinent, and the whole school reviewed ...... it."

"Oh, also, you hit the in class, got the fat woman in front of you, and was beaten half to death! Haha, and there are more! Do you remember, once you went all night, and when you squatted in the pit, you ended up planting in the pit, and your head was full of, or did I kindly take you to take a bath! Just rush this, if you don't give me 180,000 thank you today, your conscience can pass?"

Ji Congliang jumped to his feet angrily: "You kicked me down!"

Fat Po Chen seemed to smell a foul smell, pinched her nose and took a step back: "Little chicken, why are you so disgusting?"

Ji Congliang hurriedly stepped forward: "My dear, don't listen to his nonsense, this guy has always been a lie, and those things just now were all nonsense! He deliberately smeared my tall image in front of you!"

Xu Moqiu sneered: "Ha? I'll smear you? Xiao Ji, I still have your photo in my space, do you want me to turn it out and show it to your dear? Of course, if you are interested, I can also print it out as a poster and hang it in Fengyue Mansion for three days? Don't worry, I will help you out of this money." ”

Ji Congliang couldn't deny it, the anger in his heart almost didn't roast his lungs, his fists rattled, and he suddenly remembered that Xu Moqiu was famous for his temper in front of him, and he was completely looking for abuse and couldn't get benefits.

Tie Qing's face changed color several times like a Sichuan opera actor, returned to normal, shrugged his shoulders, and said indifferently: "What is it? Who doesn't have a past? Now I am different from before! It's not like you can compare." ”

"Yes!" Xu Moqiu stepped forward unceremoniously, patted Ji Congliang's face, and pointed at the fat woman Chen, "Your eyes have become extremely vicious now! You must be hungry if you can even eat this kind of goods! Let me guess, you must have been raised by her, right? Hehe, I can't see it, you kid is quite good at taking shortcuts!"

Fat woman Chen was about to get angry, but Ji Congliang hurriedly patted the back of her hand: "My dear, don't be angry with such a rough person, it's not worth it." ”

Then he was not ashamed but proud: "Xu Moqiu, what about being adopted? At least I don't have to worry about life, at least I'm happy." And what about you? Your life is gloomy! After today, you are a single old dick, do you think such a beautiful woman will follow you?"

Turned to Qin Mengyan and said: "Beauty, you have also seen it, this guy is an old dick, a poor bastard! Don't be deceived by his rhetoric! Hurry up and break up, with your appearance, just find a rich second generation, isn't it fragrant?"

Xu Moqiu has never been a person who admits defeat easily, so he had the courage to hug Qin Mengyan's slender waist, and said with a smug face: "You can be supported by someone like you, and I will have no one to take care of my 'first handsome man in Yuejiang'?"

This kind of thing can be said in front of others, and he deserves to be a slut. Qin Mengyan resisted the urge to throw him downstairs, turned her face to the shopping guide who was stunned next to her and said, "How much did you spend, swipe the card." ”

She didn't want to stay here for a moment - she was afraid that she would be tempted to beat someone. And the first one to beat him was his slut Xu.

However, the fat woman Chen refused to give up: "Ouch! It turns out that our little pepper also has times when she can't stand loneliness! Tsk, little handsome guy, tell my sister, does she sao at night? This little waist twists up on you, can you hold on for three seconds?"

Xu Moqiu didn't answer him directly: "Hehe, I can't guarantee anything else, at least I'm longer lasting than the silver-like wax spear head next to you!"

Ji Congliang's kung fu really made the fat woman Chen very dissatisfied, he had to take a lot of medicine every night, and he still couldn't enjoy it, if it weren't for the fact that he had been obedient to him for many years, he would have dumped him.

"What?

The shopping guide nodded honestly: "A set of clothes." ”

Fat woman Chen looked at Qin Mengyan with a provocative face, and said to the shopping guide: "Go, pick two sets for my dear! No, pick three sets! It doesn't matter if it's good or not, the key is to be expensive! Wear a grade!"

Seeing that Qin Mengyan didn't speak, the fat woman Chen thought that she was cowardly, and said to herself with a smug face: "Now people, they just don't know the height of the sky!

Xu Moqiu was speechless, this dead fat woman provoked Qin Mengyan again and again, how afraid of death must she be?

Sure enough, Qin Mengyan, who had already walked to the door, suddenly stopped, turned around and said coldly to the fat woman: "Do you believe it or not, I let you not buy a thing in this shopping mall?"

The fat woman Chen Dengshi was happy: "Ouch, with such a big breath, you are not afraid of flashing your tongue? If you can really make me unable to buy anything here today, I will kneel down for you on the spot!

"Then you just wait. Qin Mengyan didn't talk to him much, took out her mobile phone, quickly dialed a number, and said lightly, "Where are you?"

"Ahh

Qin Mengyan's tone was still flat: "I'm on the third floor, you come over." ”

"Come now! The meeting ends!"

Fat woman Chen hugged her arms and sneered: "I want to see what amazing characters you can call." ”

Not long after, a man in a suit and leather shoes walked out of the elevator, with cologne spraying on his body, leather shoes made of crocodile skin of tens of thousands of yuan, a Rolex watch on his wrist, a famous brand all over his body, and his hair was piled with hair wax, combed naked, as if he was going to attend a ceremony on a major occasion.

When the man saw Qin Mengyan, a fine light suddenly shot out of his eyes, and he trotted all the way, waving his hand and saying, "Mengyan!"

Qin Mengyan didn't give him a good look at all: "Yu Feiyang, are you a snail, why are you so slow?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Yu Feiyang's face did not show the slightest displeasure, but smiled, "Meng Yan is here, let me be here to shine! When did you come back?"

"I'm sorry, I'm here to smash the field today. ”

"Smash the field?" If a normal person heard this, his first reaction would be to talk ruthlessly to each other, and it was even possible to do it, but Yu Feiyang was excited: "Okay! Okay! Mengyan, what do you like, just smash it! Don't give me face!"

"It's not that exaggerated. Qin Mengyan turned around and pointed at the fat woman Chen Dao, "This old classmate of mine is a person with a criminal record, and her hands and feet are usually a little unclean, I am worried that she will ......."

The next words didn't need Qin Mengyan to finish, Yu Feiyang suddenly understood, nodded and took a step forward, and said to the fat woman in a cold tone: "This lady, I'm sorry, you are not welcome in this mall, please leave immediately with your male companion!" ”

However, the fat woman Chen was unmoved, and looked at Yu Feiyang with a mocking expression: "Pretend! Then pretend! Who do you think you are? You opened this shopping mall? What if I don't leave today? What can you do with me?

"That's it!" Ji Congliang also chimed in, "What are you?"

"It doesn't look like you're too stupid, I'm the one who opened this mall. Yu Feiyang didn't say much to him, directly took out the phone and quickly dialed a number, and said in a commanding tone, "Take someone, come up to me immediately." ”

After a while, I saw a middle-aged man in formal clothes appear in front of him surrounded by several young people, and the middle-aged man said respectfully: "Yu Shao, what do you command?"

Yu Feiyang pointed to the fat woman Chen and Ji Congliang: "Old Zhong, these two people have unclean hands and feet. Cast them out for me, and inform all the shops that no one is allowed to do their business henceforth. ”

After a pause, he added: "If there is any loss, count it as mine." ”

"Okay. A qualified subordinate would never ask why, so Lao Zhong nodded and took out the walkie-talkie and began to order.

After the order, Lao Zhong politely made a gesture of invitation to the two of them: "Two, please leave, otherwise we will take coercive measures." ”

Ji Congliang didn't want to leave so gloomy, and said with a stiff neck: "The customer is God, why are you driving us away? I won't leave today, what can you do with me? Clear the world, Lang Lang Qiankun, do you dare to do it?"

"That's right! Who doesn't know two people? Do you have the courage to try it for me today?" Fat Po Chen glanced at Ji Congliang approvingly, stepped forward and stood side by side with him.

"That, buddy!" At this time, Xu Moqiu stepped forward, stabbed Yu Feiyang's arm, and reminded in a low voice with kindness, "That little white face has unclean hands and feet, I just saw him ......"

Yu Feiyang's eyes lit up: "Are you sure?"

"Of course, you can't trust me, you have to trust Meng Yan, right?" lest he not believe it, Xu Moqiu directly pulled out the banner of Qin Mengyan.

"Yes! Yu Feiyang nodded, turned around and whispered a few words to the old bell beside him.

Lao Zhong waved his hand: "Stop them for me!" Xiao Liu, call the police!"

The fat woman Chen was startled, hugged Ji Congliang, who was trembling, and said inwardly: "What are you doing? What are you going to do? In broad daylight, I ...... Don't be afraid, my dear, I'm here!"

Soon, a police officer arrived, and in front of everyone, he took out a tulle women's thong with a tag on Ji Congliang's trouser pocket! The two were quickly taken away, and it is unknown what kind of punishment they will receive.

Seeing the two being taken away, Yu Feiyang paid attention to Xu Moqiu beside Qin Mengyan and asked, "Mengyan, is this ......?"

Qin Mengyan said casually: "Oh, a slut, you just call him a slut, don't be too polite." ”

"Ahem...... What's that, my name is Xu Moqiu, it's ......"

"Brother, idol!" Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to finish speaking, Yu Feiyang grabbed his hand and said in a low voice, "You are a real man! Tell me secretly, as a dragon knight, is your pressure very great?"