Oh my God! Why is this problem again?

Lu Mingyue only felt that she had two big heads, thought about it, and said casually, "More than ten minutes." ”

"More than ten minutes?" the old man frowned, "Ten minutes and one second is also more than ten minutes, nineteen minutes and fifty-nine seconds is also more than ten minutes, you don't know how big the gap is? ”

"Uh...... It should be twelve or three minutes, oops! Grandpa, don't ask, go out quickly, the horn has been ringing outside for a long time!"

"I'm embarrassed to have been married for so long?" the old man shook his head, "Forget it, I'm leaving, remember what I just said." ”

Lu Mingyue nodded hurriedly: "Remember, remember!"

After sending the old man away, Lu Mingyue suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the large pile of tonic on the coffee table, and wanted to throw it away, but in the end she kept it.

On the other side, Qin Mengyan carried Xu Moqiu to a burst of lightning, and soon came to the largest shopping mall in Yuejiang City. Qin Mengyan has been to this place countless times and is quite familiar.

After parking the car, Xu Moqiu got out of the co-pilot with a puzzled expression: "Didn't you go to your house?

Qin Mengyan said angrily: "Open the room!"

Xu Moqiu seemed to be taken aback: "Ah......! Mengyan, although you are beautiful, I am really not the kind of casual person......"

"You can be a dead man's head! do you really dare to think about it?" Qin Mengyan kicked him in the back, grabbed Xu Moqiu and walked into the mall, dragged him to the mirror at the door, and pointed at the person inside, "Take a good look at yourself!"

"Hmm, what's wrong, I think it's pretty handsome!" Xu Moqiu was still quite confident in his appearance, posing in front of the mirror in the usual pose of two underwear models, grinning, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

At this time, he remembered a classic advertising slogan: with white people, it is so confident.

Qin Mengyan couldn't wait to put the trash can next to him on the door of his head, he had never seen such a shameless person!

Stretched out her Qianqian jade finger and poked Xu Moqiu's chest: "Excuse me, keep your eyes open and look at yourself! Your chin is full of scum, your hair is messy like a bird's nest, and what are you wearing? Vest, slippers, beach pants, I suggest you wear sunglasses, and then use a cane, you don't need to wear makeup to play the turtle immortal!"

Xu Moqiu was still stiff with a dead duck's mouth: "What's this? I think I'm dressed very well! Simple, easy-going...... Oops...... What are you doing? The gentleman doesn't move his hands......"

It's a pity that Qin Mengyan is not a gentleman, but a woman.

Pulling his ears, he said with a heavy face: "Slut Xu, you listen to your aunt and grandmother, let you go to my house today, not to embarrass me! If you mess things up, let's break up! Don't blame me for shaking out all your ugly things when the time comes! Let you be ruined!"

"Don't get excited, don't get excited!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly admitted, "Don't worry, I will definitely cooperate well! ”

Qin Mengyan said angrily: "Then what are you still doing? Waiting for death? Don't get in yet!"

"Hey...... You let go! So many people are watching!"

"You...... Hmph!" Qin Mengyan realized that the people around him were looking at him with strange eyes.

The little brother next to him whispered to the buddy next to him: "See, the more beautiful the woman, the more spicy! The more it will toss people! This little white face is estimated to kneel on the washboard at home every day!"

The buddy said with envy: "The spicier the woman, the more flavorful it is! This is simply the best! It's a pity, it's cheaper than that little white face!"

Some people can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour: "This woman looks like she has an endocrine disorder! The husband and wife have a bad life and are not satisfied." But this little white face is also cheap! Tsk, look at his armpit hair, it definitely smells like a fox!"

"Look at that little white face and there is a scar on his leg, tsk! Could it be that he was a thief who was bitten by a dog before?

The more Xu Moqiu listened to it, the more unpleasant it became, but before he could get angry, Qin Mengyan's powder keg exploded first!

I saw her cross her waist with one hand, pointing at the idle people next to her and scolding: "What do you see? I haven't seen a beautiful woman or what? A group of crooked melons and cracked dates, look at your face, it's like a blasting scene, you're still hanging out in broad daylight, scaring the old man and the child, can you afford that responsibility?"

"Hmph! They all dressed like humans and dogs, and they were dressed up in fancy ways. A bunch of hypocrites, rotten prostitutes! Stomach full of flowery intestines! Aunts and grandmothers lose their appetite when they look at them! Ouch! Look at it, this person has no culture and still has half of his family's bald hair? Your ancestral grave is all smoking, why don't you go back and take a look? No wonder the public toilet in Yuejiang has been missing recently, who else could it be if you didn't eat it? What a shame on you!

"And you! You think you're a woman, and your aunt is reluctant to talk about you? Ha, please go to the mirror and take a look, where do you have the slightest woman's appearance? The front is not convex, the back is not warped, and the speech is comparable to the barking of a sow. Your figure has been repeatedly run over by a road roller, isn't it? Tut-tut, look at your pig's kidney-like face, no amount of powder on it can cover the moon-like crater on your face!"

"And you have a hairy mouth, wrapped in a yellow rag, you think you are the emperor? The thief has rat eyes and a lewd smile on his face, and he just let it out of it, right? You have the face of a rapist! You don't need to refute, you have seen a lot of people like you! I tell you, you are also fateful, if it was placed in ancient times, you would have been chopped into eighteen pieces of the vegetable market and fed to the dogs!"

A big beauty at the end of the good end, instantly turned into a shrew scolding the street, with her as the center, within a radius of five meters, all the people were scolded by her, if it wasn't for Xu Moqiu to stop her, it is estimated that she would gather all the people in the entire shopping mall, and then greet their ancestors one by one for the eighteen generations.

Crazy! This woman is simply crazy! If Qin Mengyan's combat power is usually 80, then at this time, she has definitely broken through the limit and exploded directly! Which one can afford to provoke?

Passers-by fled, Qin Mengyan's mood finally calmed down, and dragged Xu Moqiu to the elevator, "whoa", and the people in the elevator disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Qin Mengyan hugged her chest and glanced at Xu Moqiu coldly: "Third floor!"

"Okay, good!" Xu Moqiu dared to offend this aunt and grandmother, and quickly pressed the button.

The third floor is known for its luxury brands, and the moment the two of them stepped out of the elevator, they were warmly welcomed by the welcome lady. did not slack off because of Xu Moqiu's clothing, this is the attitude that international brands should have.

"Sir, Madam, how can I help you?" a tall and beautiful female shopping guide in a professional uniform walked up to the two of them and asked with a smile on her face.

Qin Mengyan pushed Xu Moqiu forward and sat on the sofa next to him: "Find him two sets of suitable formal suits." ”

"Okay. "Xu Moqiu is completely a natural hanger, the shopping guide recommended a few, and the upper body effect is good, but Qin Mengyan is not satisfied.

She looked around, pointed to the suit on the window, and said to Xu Moqiu in an unquestionable tone: "Try that set." ”

The shopping guide lady had a smile on her face: "Sister really has a vision, this is the new style that has just arrived in our store, and the goods that only arrived this morning, there are only three pieces in the entire Yuejiang." ”

Xu Moqiu subconsciously stretched his neck to take a look, and when he saw the long list of zeros on the label, he suddenly felt dazzled, and quickly turned his head aside.

When he came to the door of the changing room, the shopping guide made a gesture of invitation to him: "Sir, please come inside to interview clothes!"

"Wait!" Qin Mengyan picked out a blue-black striped tie from the shelf next to her and stuffed it into his hand.

People rely on clothing, this is really true. When Xu Moqiu came out of the changing room, even Qin Mengyan's eyes flashed with a hint of surprise, but they quickly disappeared.

Xu Moqiu posed as a thinker: "How is it?

Qin Mengyan pursed her lips and said duplicitously: "That's it." My dog is more energetic than you in this outfit. ”

The shopping guide covered her mouth and chuckled: "Sir, this body matches your temperament very well!"

Xu Moqiu kept changing his appearance in front of the mirror, and said in his mouth: "The main thing is that the temperament and appearance are good, and the clothes are just so." ”

Shirt, tie and trousers, if it weren't for the pair of flip-flops on his feet, he would be dressed like a business elite, and of course the hairstyle or anything else would be left unattended for the time being.

"Give me ...... bag"

Before the words fell, a bitter voice sounded in his ears: "Hey, let me see, isn't this the thunderbolt little pepper Qin Da beauty in our class back then?"

Qin Mengyan turned her head, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on her face: "Isn't this the fat woman Chen of our class? After so many years, I finally found a tattered one?"

In other words, your fat woman Chen is in tatters.

The oily-haired and powder-faced kid next to her suddenly frowned: "Bian Bian, who is this woman? ”

"What? Look at her beauty, you itch that thing, isn't it?" Fat Po Chen didn't give him face at all, gave him a big ear shave in front of everyone, and said coldly, "This woman is the extermination master in the class, and she kicked and exploded a rich boy's eggs at the beginning!

Xu Moqiu was taken aback, and it was not difficult to hear from the words of the fat woman Chen that Qin Mengyan definitely had a serious tendency to violence! When she was in school, she could kick human balls and balls, how hot was her temper?

Fat woman Chen looked Xu Moqiu up and down: "What, old classmate, don't you introduce me to the person next to me?"

Qin Mengyan took advantage of the situation to pull Xu Moqiu's arm, and was about to speak, when the beaten little white face suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: "Ouch! Isn't this Xu Moqiu, the leader of our class? Tsk, let's meet again! What's the matter? Have you brought your girlfriend here to have a good time? Haha, too! A poor man like you, can he afford to buy these famous brands?"

Xu Moqiu narrowed his eyes, lit a cigarette, and did not speak. Coincidentally, the little white face in front of him was his high school classmate and roommate Ji Congliang, and the previous classmates had dinner together.

Ji Congliang looked Xu Moqiu up and down, and when he saw the pair of flip-flops on his feet, he immediately smiled from ear to ear: "Xu Moqiu, look at your poor and sour appearance! If you don't have money, you still learn to pick up girls? This place is not from people like you." Haha, in this way, if you learn to bark three times, I will ask my family to let you go to the construction site to move a brick or something?"

Xu Moqiu still smoked and didn't speak, Ji Congliang thought that he was speechless by himself, and was about to continue to sarcastic. The security guard next to him walked over and said to Xu Moqiu apologetically: "Sorry sir, you can't smoke here." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm going to kill it. Xu Moqiu took a puff of cigarette, suddenly turned around, and pressed the cigarette butt in his hand on Ji Congliang's chest, and suddenly there was a burst of green smoke.

Where did Ji Congliang think that Xu Moqiu would do it directly, he took a step back, rubbed his burning chest and exclaimed angrily: "Ah! Xu Moqiu! Are you blind......? It hurts!"

Xu Moqiu seemed to have just seen Ji Congliang's classmate in front of him, raised his head in surprise, and held his hand excitedly, his face was full of excitement, which didn't seem to be fake at all. He said loudly: "Oh, isn't this Xiao Ji Urine God? Oh Mom! It's really you, Xiao Ji Ji, I'm really excited to see you." Kindly, do you still wet the bed?"