Chapter 165: Long-distance Lu Zimeng and his father quarrel (finale)
Zhang Xiao: "I want to see what kind of figure you have when you wear underwear." If you were to show me the fruit, I wouldn't say you were molesting me. ”
Lu Zimeng: "Hooligans!
"Then I can't help it. Zhang Xiao took another sip of wine, so refreshing! This beer is really addictive, and the gap between it and the ordinary beer I drank in the small stall before is too big.
Now that I have money, I have drunk such a good beer, and I can't drink the same kind of beer as before, which is probably because the sea was once difficult to water.
Zhang Xiao: "Hey, girl, when will your parents come back?"
"What? What do you ask?"
"I want to see if your dad is here, will the two of you quarrel?" Zhang Xiao smiled evilly.
Lu Zimeng: "I'm sick! I actually want to see me quarrel with my dad, but no one! If he comes back, I will definitely turn off the video chat with you." Even if we quarrel, you can't see it. ”
"That would be a pity. Zhang Xiao shrugged, what a wonderful moment, it seems that it is impossible to appreciate. In his opinion, it is definitely a pleasure to appreciate the moment when Lu Zimeng and her father are arguing.
Lu Zimeng took a sip of soda: "What's the regret about this, what kind of fetish are you?
Zhang Xiao shrugged, I just like to see you quarrel okay? Where are you so cute when others quarrel?
Lu Zimeng: "Hey, why do you like to watch me quarrel? I quarrel with my dad, is it so funny?"
"Maybe from your point of view, you feel average, after all, you are often noisy, and you may not have enough freshness. But I'm different, I like you, so everything about you is so funny, and it's no different when you and your dad are arguing. ”
"Dizzy, I see. Lu Zimeng was secretly happy. Because she knew that Zhang Xiao liked her so much.
Zhang Xiao: "Those two are also from Tiannan University?"
"Which two?" Lu Zimeng looked careless as he drank Sprite.
"It's the two who play with the computer at your house. And said that I was not a child. ”
"Oh, they," Lu Zimeng smiled, "yes, it's my classmates." What's wrong? Isn't it so beautiful that it smits you?"
"No!" Zhang Xiao is not stupid, in front of a woman to praise other women for being beautiful, only a fool would do that. Besides, Zhang Xiao didn't think those two were beautiful, and they couldn't be compared with Lu Zimeng: "What did the two of them say? The difference between heaven and earth. ”
"Who's in the sky and who's underground?" asked knowingly, girls are all vain. Lu Zimeng is even more so.
Zhang Xiao: "Of course you are in heaven." To use an analogy, if one day you win the Golden Rooster Award, the two of them will also win the Rooster Award. ”
Lu Zimeng snickered: "You be quiet, don't be heard, otherwise you will be unhappy." ”
"It's okay, they're playing a game and paying attention, how can they hear it. ”
Lu Zimeng: "But it's better to be quiet." What kind of metaphor are you, and you still have a local chicken award! Why don't you say it......"
"Don't say anything?"
"I don't know. Lu Zimeng gave a look.
Lu Zimeng: "Go down first! My dad seems to be back!"
"Hey, don't turn off the video, can you put your phone in a hidden location, I want to see if you two will fight!"
Lu Zimeng was speechless: "Why do you want to show it?
"Uh, the benefits? Uh-huh, yes. I'll give you the latest Apple phone, how about it?" "If you have money, you're broad! Zhang Xiao is now enjoying the swagger, so cool! Vanity is greatly satisfied."
Lu Zimeng listened, the latest Apple mobile phone, haha, great, although she has Apple, but not the latest!
"Of course, when have I ever lied to you? I'm the least liking to deceive, honesty is synonymous with me!" Zhang Xiao played with the collar, had money to play cool, this feeling was not before, he used to be a poor boy, and his current mood is very different.
Although Lu Zimeng didn't believe that he was an honest and reliable person, she still believed in the matter of the Apple phone, "Well, okay, I reluctantly agreed to you." ”
"Uh-huh, thank you. "You have to say thank you.,That's polite.,You can give a good impression to a beautiful girl.。
Don't know what kind of excitement you'll see in a while?
Lu Zimeng looked for a position and felt that it was suitable, so he put his mobile phone there so that he could see the situation in the living room.
Lu Wenbao came back, still hanging, shirtless, with big shorts and slippers on his feet: "Bear child, you don't study either, you know how to play after school!"
Lu Zimeng: "I'm a college student, do I want to learn to use you? Can you manage me? You greasy uncle, come and talk to me now that your clothes are neatly dressed!"
Zhang Xiao watched the video, their father and daughter's bickering was presented, Zhang Xiao thought it was so funny, and actually called her father greasy uncle again!
Lu Wenbao: "Who is the greasy uncle? I'm your father! Don't call me a greasy uncle, see your classmates are laughing at you, laughing at you is not big or small!"
Lu Zimeng glared: "It's laughing at you, greasy uncle! They laugh at you for being so ungentle, shirtless!
Two girls playing games are amused again.
Lu Wenbao was naturally not convinced, he believed that his daughter's two classmates were not laughing at him, so he asked: "Hey, two children, who are you laughing at? Is it rude to smile cutely? Disrespectful to parents, it's a bear child!"
One of the girls laughed wildly: "Uncle, you are indeed greasy naked." ”
Another girl: "Yes, uncle, you're quite greasy." ”
Lu Zimeng instantly laughed: "I saw the uncle! My classmates all said that you were greasy, and you still didn't admit it!"
Lu Wenbao was very speechless, but he was helpless, he was really helpless when he met such a junior: "You two have been influenced by Zimeng, and you have also become bear children!
Lu Zimeng: "Who are you talking about? Who is Mo? I think you are an unqualified parent! Hmph." Raise your little chin.
Zhang Xiao held his mobile phone and smiled happily. Sure enough, the harvest is great, and sure enough, as I expected, once their father and daughter quarrel, it will be wonderful!
Lu Wenbao lit a cigarette and began to swallow the clouds.
Lu Zimeng: "Hey, greasy uncle, why are you smoking again! I've taught you a few times before, but you don't listen! It's so bad!"
The two girls who were playing the game were leaning forward and backward laughing.
Lu Wenbao: "What's wrong with smoking? Smoking is like a man! Otherwise, you don't even smoke, you don't look like a man." Don't you teachers smoke? No way!"
Lu Zimeng: "We teach Sven very much, don't smoke, where is it like you, bare-chested, and smoke all day long, polluting the environment!
Lu Wenbao: "Most of those Sven are birds-beasts!Hey, girl, are you so beautiful, is there any old professor in the school who has done something to you and taken advantage of you? And you two children who play games, have you met a male professor who has disturbed you? If so, tell me, I'll give Sven a few punches!" and clenched his fists like a boxer.
The two girls laughed and their stomachs were about to hurt. Lu Zimeng frowned and was speechless: "What is it! Do you think that every Sven person is not serious? That's why you have such thoughts! Our professors are very good, and it is impossible for them to do anything to me! Don't be blind to doubt without evidence!"
A girl: "Well, yes, uncle, our teachers are good, there are no unspoken rules for us." ”
Another girl: "Zimeng is so tough, no professor dares to move, uncle can rest assured." ”
Lu Wenbao took a big puff of cigarettes: "I'm not at ease." I have watched a report on TV that a professor at a certain university forced a girl to swim under the threat of not graduating, and then took the opportunity to touch it a few times, or went for a massage, and then took the opportunity to touch the girl's breasts, and said that the teacher would help you massage it. Or just ask for a sex-relationship! I know a lot about the current Sven beasts! Don't lie to me! You girls are shy, embarrassed to say it, I understand. "Keep smoking.
Lu Zimeng was speechless: "You greasy uncle, you know wool! You have well-developed limbs and a simple mind! Such a bad professor is a few people, and most of them are still very good." You guy, you like to think about the worst of everything. ”
Lu Wenbao: "How do you talk to my father? I actually say that my father is a guy? What are you kidding? There are a lot of situations like that! It's just that you women don't want to say anything like that! I'm an old fritter, don't I know more things in society than you?" "Give me a look, girl, I'm your son after all, I cross more bridges than you walk, pee more than you drink, and poop more than you eat, isn't it better than you have knowledge?"
Lu Zimeng gave a look, "You are just self-righteous!"
Lu Wenbao: 'Who is self-righteous? I see, there must be an old professor who has taken a fancy to you, and maybe he will ask you out! You have to be careful, don't get a boyfriend older than me after you get pregnant. When the time comes, how can I be embarrassed, do I call him son-in-law, or do I call him big brother?'
The two girls laughed ......
Lu Zimeng was speechless, what kind of dad is this, why do you say anything: "What is it and what, it's a mess! Where is the thing you said! Why don't you say that you broke the law?"
Lu Wenbao: "Am I slandering you college students? In front of many universities, the cars of rich people are parked, and pure water, or cola, or some kind of wine is put on the car, or something else, this is a clear agreement, and the things put in represent the price! Now is the era of the end of the law, and the probability of people doing wrong things has greatly increased!"
Zhang Xiao held his mobile phone, yes, yes, he also knew it in the era of the end of the law. That's what the Buddha said.
Lu Zimeng couldn't refute it, she knew this statement, and she also heard that some girls did get in the car to make an appointment, "Oh, that thing can't be ruled out, but now that society is promoting morality, maybe it will change soon." ”
Lu Wenbao: "Who knows. How long it will take for things to change, no one knows! Tell you a few children, if a professor dares to invite you to take a bath, or swim, or go to a massage parlor, or go to a hotel to open a room, remember to tell me! I am the embodiment of justice and kindness, and if anyone dares to hit your idea, I will let him eat me a few punches! My fist does not have eyes!"
Lu Zimeng: "Oh, you greasy uncle, why are you so aggressive? It's said that our school is very good, and there are no overly professors like that! Don't worry about it, okay? You go wash and sleep!"
Lu Wenbao: "I'm not sleepy, I'm sleeping!"
"Why are you so unsven?" Lu Zimeng was speechless, "It's also and pee when talking to my daughter." ”
Lu Wenbao: "Maybe I raised you as a son." That's why I didn't treat you like a girl at all. ”
Lu Zimeng stomped his feet: "Hmph, I'm a girl, don't be raised as a boy!"
Zhang Xiao took a look, wow, why is the moment of stomping his feet so cute?
Lu Wenbao smiled: "Is this the legendary cute?"
Both female classmates laughed.
Lu Zimeng glared: "You pig's head!"
"That's too much, bear kid! "When I finished drawing, I ordered another one.
Lu Zimeng: "Why is your addiction to smoking so big, one is not good, you have to smoke another one!"
Lu Wenbao: "Today I am a big smoker. In fact, compared with the big addiction to smoking, I belong to the small addiction. You've never seen a big smoker smoke a few packs a day. ”
Lu Zimeng was speechless, he didn't know what to say, he didn't listen to what he said anyway.
Lu Wenbao: "Hey, Zimeng, where is your mobile phone? Why didn't I see you playing with your mobile phone?"
Zhang Xiao was suddenly nervous, he wouldn't find that Lu Zimeng's mobile phone was placed in a high place, right?
I found out, I can't watch the two of you laughing at each other.
Lu Zimeng is still smart: "I didn't play with my mobile phone, I was thinking about the problem." "It was a diversion.
"What are you thinking about?" Lu Wenbao asked curiously.
Lu Zimeng made up a mess: 'Uh, in terms of learning. ’
Lu Wenbao: "Is it calculus or giant integral?"
Lu Zimeng gave a roll of her eyes, "I won't tell you." "It's still a huge point, do you have this knowledge?
Suddenly, Lu Zimeng's mobile phone ran out of battery and turned off automatically.
Zhang Xiao can't see the video.
Zhang Xiao smiled, it's okay, I've seen enough. If you often watch such an interesting daily life of father and daughter, you will definitely be able to prolong your life! After all, you can smile for ten years!
Zhang Xiao put down his mobile phone and rested for a while, why hasn't Pang Jiahui come back yet? It may be that the work of the martial arts hall is relatively busy.
Zhang Xiao went to the bedroom to take a look, Xiao Shuang was still sleeping there, and it seemed that he would not wake up for a while and a half. Zhang Xiao then returned to the chair in the living room and sat down, picked up his mobile phone, and read articles on Buddhism such as the release of life.
There is a common saying that if a person has cancer, there is nothing the hospital can do, and through the method of releasing the patient, the patient's pain can be reduced, the life can be prolonged, and even the tumor will disappear.
Zhang Xiao watched it with relish. Although he didn't know that after a specific person got cancer, he got the benefits through release, but Zhang Xiao guessed by feeling and always felt that this statement was right.
The Buddha has the virtue of a good life. The first abstinence kills.
Why do so few people believe in Buddhism? Is it because of the end of the Dharma era? Most people have a shallow foundation and are unable to comprehend the Dharma?
It's really a wonderful world, with so many unsolved mysteries.
How many people know where people come from and where they go when they die?
Zhang Xiao began to think about this profound Buddhist article. How much essence and how much dross?
What is the meaning of human beings living in this world? Is it for the struggle for a few acres and a few points of land, for the struggle for worldly interests, and this is the meaning of life?
Relying on the strong to bully the weak, the weak eat the strong, this is the meaning of life?
This is really a mysterious world, and just a little bit of unsolved mysteries may be enough for a person to think for a lifetime and not be able to solve it. Not to mention the mysteries of this world!
Zhang Xiao watched a video of the release, it was a little turtle that was released, and it started very well, paddling and turning in circles on the water surface, expressing his gratitude to the releaser.
Zhang Xiao was a little moved.
All life has the instinct to survive, whether it is a human or an animal.
Zhang Xiao was thinking, perhaps, maybe human beings and all creatures in nature are equal, maybe this is really the case.
Zhang Xiao watched some videos of the release again, and it is said that after the release, the released creatures will release a benign magnetic field, and if the release accumulates more, it will be a great blessing!
Although, there are some articles, Zhang Xiao knows only half of them, and even the articles are mixed. But Zhang Xiao still read it carefully, hoping to find out the truth! Even the slightest bit of truth is very good!
Perhaps the most important thing in human life is to seek the truth, rather than to pursue the so-called 'profit' of the world?
But this truth is really hard to find.
How many important truths in this world have not yet been discovered by mankind? Zhang Xiao is very greedy and wants to know everything, but it seems that he is destined to know everything, at least not for the time being.
It may take a long time to learn more!
Zhang Xiao was tired, so he paced in the living room.
Zhang Xiao suddenly thought of how to add Pang Jiahui's WeChat? She is not at home, but her friend Xiao Shuang is here. Through Xiaoshuang's mobile phone, you can definitely know Pang Jiahui's WeChat.
Zhang Xiao was very happy, entered Pang Jiahui's bedroom, and saw that Xiao Shuang was still asleep.
Zhang Xiao saw that her trouser pocket was bulging, should it be a mobile phone in this trouser pocket? Zhang Xiao carefully reached out and took it out, and sure enough, it was a mobile phone.
It went smoothly and found Pang Jiahui's WeChat number. So it was added. But for a long time, there was no response.
Is Pang Jiahui dealing with things, so she hasn't looked at WeChat for the time being?
At this time, Zhang Xiao's mobile phone vibrated and thought it was Pang Jiahui's, but it didn't look like it. It was germinated by Lu Zi. Listen: "Just now my phone ran out of battery and turned off automatically." ”
Zhang Xiao replied: "I know." Thank you for letting me see such a funny moment, you and your dad are so funny, even your classmates are cute. ”
Lu Zimeng: "Really? Thank you. ”
Ah, this girl was polite once.
At this time, Xiao Shuang on the bed suddenly turned over, and the frightened Zhang Xiao hurriedly squatted down, she couldn't have been woken up by the sound of my WeChat, right?
Fortunately, Xiaoshuang didn't wake up.
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Later, Zhang Xiao gradually improved his character, did a lot of good deeds, and broke off the marriage contract with Hua Zhijing......