Pang Jiahui: "If you like this kind of thing, then I wish you to meet the nose-haired man every day-sass-disturb you!"

Zhang Xiao was speechless: Nose hair man, don't mess with nicknames, okay? My nose hair is very soft, and I was fortunate not to stick out my tongue at that time, licking your legs, otherwise you don't know what nickname to get.

Xiao Shuang: "Hehehe, nose hair man, I want to meet a handsome guy!"

Pang Jiahui: "Who would be so handsome and unqualified! Only those who look obscene and trivial will do that." ”

Zhang Xiao: Who, who, who, who's obscene? You, you, you are really talking nonsense with your eyes open!

Xiao Shuang: "Don't talk about him." We drink bars. ”

"Well, beer. ”

Pang Jiahui took two bottles of beer, opened them, toasted, and drank them.

Zhang Xiao took a look, ah, such a bold one! worthy of the heroine among women!

The two girls drank half a bottle in a while. Zhang Xiao really wanted to go over and drink with the two of them, but he was afraid that he would scare them when he suddenly came out.

Or don't go out. I don't know what to say when I go out. She said she liked you too much, and then sneaked indoors while you picked up the courier? In that case, she doesn't know if she will forgive herself?

The two girls finished drinking a bottle, and Xiao Shuang looked a little dizzy, "I, I want to drink another bottle!"

Pang Jiahui: "Don't drink it, you're already drunk." ”

Xiao Shuang: "I'm not drunk! Get me another bottle!"

Pang Jiahui had no choice but to get it and open the lid: "Here, you drunkard! Why do you love to drink so much!?"

"The beer tastes so good. I'm going to get drunk today! I'll untie your clothes and clothes with you in a while!"

Pang Jiahui smiled: "I don't do it!"

Zhang Xiao: Is there a chance to see the picture of two girls hugging each other for a while? That must be exciting, right?

Xiao Shuang: "Why don't you drink it?" she took a big sip.

"I don't want to get drunk. There are still many things in the martial arts hall, waiting for me to take care of them!"

Zhang Xiao: She is worthy of being a sensible strong woman, and she is always thinking about her career.

After a while, Xiao Shuang finished drinking another bottle and lay on the table.

As soon as Zhang Xiao saw it, she should immediately help Xiao Shuang to lie on the bed. It's safer for me to hide under the bed.

So hurry up and act carefully.

Sure enough, Guy Pang helped Xiao Shuang into his bedroom: "Tell you not to drink so much, your amount of alcohol is not as good as mine......"

"I'm not drunk, I still have to drink a bottle, get me wine!" Xiao Shuang's eyes were already drowsy.

Pang Jiahui: "You're drunk! Sleep in my bed for a while!"

Then Xiao Shuang lay down on the bed. Pang Jiahui removed her shoes.

Then Pang Jiahui's mobile phone rang, she took out her mobile phone and went to the living room to answer: "Hey...... Okay, I'll be right over!"

Zhang Xiao: It seems that there is something waiting for her to deal with in the martial arts hall.

Pang Jiahui went out with a 'bang' and the door closed.

Zhang Xiao quietly came out from under the bed and looked at Xiao Shuang, who was already asleep like a dead pig! But Zhang Xiao didn't feel anything.

Zhang Xiao: If it was Pang Jiahui who was drunk, how good would it be. If it was Pang Jiahui, I would definitely gently pull off her pants and take away her innocence......

Zhang Xiao smiled evilly.

He didn't have to worry too much about Xiao Shuang on the bed, after all, she seemed to be drunk.

Zhang Xiao went to the living room to sit on a chair, drink tea, and watch the live broadcast. A female anchor named 'Feng Ti Bao' is singing dear, that's not love.

Ah, it's okay to sing, this little girl! The name is also good, the wind lifts the bun, the girl who picks the bun in the wind! It's a little interesting! The name with connotation is always easy to remember.

This name is similar to the big anchor von Timo. This heat is just right!

Zhang Xiao picked up a bottle of beer, opened the lid, and took a sip. No wonder that Xiao Shuang drank several bottles in a row.

Zhang Xiao hummed and hummed softly: "The girl who picks up buns in the wind, why are you so beautiful, carrying dry food and soy sauce in the wind, how handsome you are." ”

Stop, stop humming. Thinking that this is someone else's house, it's better to be careful. Although Xiao Shuang is drunk and Pang Jiahui is not at home, what if she comes back suddenly?

Zhang Xiao drank several sips in a row, but it was not good to drink alcohol and no food, so he went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, picked up chopsticks, took a few bites of beef, and then ate pig's head. There's a lot of food in her refrigerator.

If she eats a few more bites, she will definitely not find out, right? Zhang Xiao smiled, drinking wine and eating vegetables! Eating other people's food, this feeling is really pleasant.

It's still raining outside, and although the rain is a little quieter, it hasn't stopped.

Zhang Xiao sat on a chair in the kitchen, crossed Erlang's legs, drank wine, and watched the live broadcast. This wind bun is really good-looking, why is it so kawaii? But compared to Lu Zimeng, it still can't be compared.

Lu Zimeng is the best-looking beautiful girl in the country, and no one can match it. So I sent a video chat request to Lu Zi.

saw Lu Zimeng's figure, wearing a white dress, this is in her home, it is so good-looking.

When other girls wear such dresses, they know that she is a woman, and they don't feel that there is any girlish taste. But Lu Zimeng is different from them. She also has the soft feeling of a girl! She deserves to be a school flower! This school flower is not a parallel school flower, and her every move is so charming! If Zhang Xiao is allowed to be the head of the Nobel Committee, then he will definitely give her a Nobel Prize for the charm of the school flower!

Zhang Xiao thinks that he is a little funny, why do he want to give her a Nobel Prize every time he meets a beautiful woman?

Lu Zimeng: "What are you looking at, why are you staring at me?"

"I'm looking at why your boobs aren't bulging yet!" laughed cynically and casually.

Lu Zimeng glared: "You, you rascal, where are you looking? You won't look anywhere else?

Zhang Xiao is a real person: 'Because you have the best place to look!'

"Hmph, do you want milk? I don't have milk for you! ”

Ah, two humming words, so cute. "When did I say I'm eating your milk? You're out of milk, I'll eat a yarn!"

Lu Zimeng was a little speechless, I didn't expect him to answer like this, I don't know the blushing, thick-skinned guy!" "I won't give you food, look at your greed." Then he smiled quietly.

Ah, the way she smiled quietly is so girly, why is her temperament so good? Every time I see her, she is so fresh, and she always wants to pounce, such a chick is really rare!"I'm not thick-skinned, I didn't say to eat your milk, and I didn't say to eat your fingers!"

"You!" Lu Zimeng didn't expect this guy to be cute: "If you sell cuteness again, I'll beat you, slap you on the head!"

Ah, you are paralyzed, you dare to laugh at me!" "Do you have the ability to beat me? If you can't beat a puppy, I know you're a little pet dog. "I was talking as I drank, and I was very sassy.

"Hmph, you guy!" The more he talked about him, the more cute he became! This is no one else! But she thinks Zhang Xiao is still quite funny.

Zhang Xiao: "When will you be my girlfriend?"

Lu Zimeng: "I haven't thought about it yet." "Raise your little chin, hum, you guy, every time you see me, it's like a refugee who has been hungry for a few days sees flesh and bones, if I were your girlfriend, wouldn't you immediately crush me under me?

Zhang Xiao: "Why have you been thinking about it for so long?" "I want to get you immediately, I'm about to go crazy." This girl doesn't know how anxious I am at all!

If one day, I become my girlfriend, the first thing I will do is to strip you naked, and then ...... Hey, hey, hey......

Lu Zimeng: "This is a big deal, of course you have to think about it for a long time!" "Of course I can't let you succeed so quickly, I want to bite your appetite! You bad guy, what are you laughing at, laughing so obscenely, I really want to punch you to death!"

Zhang Xiao: "This little thing is also called a big thing! There is no one!" Zhang Xiao felt speechless. Look at her hair, look at her figure. I remember one night, she just wore this dress and went out to play, the fragrance on her body was very good, and I didn't know what brand of perfume she used, and that smell knew that it was the smell of a top beautiful girl!

The fragrance of the average beautiful girl is not so good, I wonder if she is also fragrant now, the same as that night? It's a pity that it's a screen chat now, and I can't know more.

In Zhang Xiao's memory, the fragrance of Lu Zimeng going out with her female companion that night is the best, it should be the first!

Lu Zimeng: "What's the matter? If I promise to be your girlfriend, I want to sleep with you, I don't want to do that." ”

Zhang Xiao: "What are you afraid of? I'll sleep with you in my arms, it will be a very cool thing! I don't know what you're afraid of?"

Lu Zimeng looked at his natural eyes, a little speechless, paralyzed, you are not afraid, my daughter will be worried, I will not give it to you, but I want to be greedy for you: "My daughter, if I live with you, it is a risk of pregnancy! Besides, cohabitation hurts. ”

"If I get a balloon to put on, I won't get pregnant, you said you're a college student, why don't you have any safety sense?" and took a sip of wine. This chick, I think it's on purpose.

Lu Zimeng is really very, very speechless, Ma Le Gobi, and he also wears balloons, are you talking about the kind of balloons shot by air guns in the small stall? This is really a joke sent by monkeys: "Put on balloons? Why don't you say get a plastic convenience bag to put on?"

Zhang Xiao smiled: "The plastic bag is not as strong as the balloon, what if it leaks? You are really uneducated! You have no sense of safety at all!"

Malegobi, you dare to criticize me, you pig-headed: "You are really a pig's brain! I will not agree to be your girlfriend so quickly." Don't be delusional!"

This activated Zhang Xiao's desire to conquer: "You will be my girlfriend sooner or later, you wait!" You chick, I don't believe I can't take you.

"Not necessarily. Don't be too confident. Lu Zimeng smiled mischievously.

Damn, she's so beautiful when she's naughty. Remembering the first time I saw her, she and her parents were shopping in a clothing store, and that naughty demeanor resurfaced! That is definitely one of Zhang Xiao's most classic memories.

Zhang Xiao: "Cut, this little self-confidence is not as bad as that." "No matter how I say it, I've hugged you, touched you, touched you upstairs, and it's far from sleeping?

Lu Zimeng gave a look.

Zhang Xiao: "Hey, what did you say just now, are you afraid of pain if you live together? It's okay, I'll be lighter, not too rude, I will do a rhythmic piston movement slowly, very gently." ”

Lu Zimeng's face was slightly red, paralyzed, this word is used, he thinks he is very elegant, doesn't he?" "Do your pig's head exercise!

"I'm sure my head will move too. When the time comes, I will kiss you, kiss you for a while, kiss for a while, and kiss for a while, so I'm sure my head will definitely move. "Take another sip of beer, it's cool!

"You!" "Malegobi, so dare to think that it's okay, but you can't do it so easily: "Hmph, you!

Zhang Xiao smiled. Keep drinking.

"Why are you so good at drinking?"

Zhang Xiao: "It's more interesting to chat with you while drinking." "It's more refreshing, both spiritual and materially satisfying. If you only talk and don't drink, you won't be so cool! Now it's refreshing and refreshing.

Lu Zimeng: 'Is it raining over there?'

"It's raining, it's raining. Where's your side?"

Lu Zimeng: "It's almost moderate rain on my side. What is your place?

"No! my friend's house!" Of course, I won't say that I sneaked into the house of a beautiful woman like a thief, otherwise I wouldn't have become a scumbag!

The title of scumbag looks cool, but every man wouldn't want it, and Zhang Xiao is no exception.

A man who wants the title of scumbag, that's the alternative!

Lu Zimeng: "Why didn't you see your friend?"

"I, my friend is out. Zhang Xiao smiled. That Lian Jiazi Pang Jiahui is the director of the martial arts hall, and she hasn't come back yet.

Lu Zimeng: "Really?" was a little skeptical.

"Really!"

Lu Zimeng: "Did you sneak into a beautiful woman's house again?"

"No!" Of course I won't admit it, otherwise I wouldn't be a fool? This girl can, I guessed correctly, I can calculate your IQ.

Lu Zimeng: "Don't lie!" asked tentatively.

Zhang Xiao: "You see I'm eating and drinking, as if I came in secretly? Look, I've drunk several bottles!"

"Why do you drink so much? Drinking too much can hurt you. ”

"Ah, you care about me!" hahaha, it seems that she has dispelled her suspicions when she sees so many bottles, thinking that I am really at a friend's house.

Lu Zimeng: "Cut, I didn't care about you bad guy." I'm afraid that you will get sick and hospitalized after drinking too much, and then you will waste a bed in the country!"

Cut! tsundere chick still doesn't admit it. I already knew you had a secret promise to me!"I really want to go to your house now?"

"What are you doing at my house?" "You want to sleep with me?

"I'm going to your house and falling in love with you, that's what I asked. "Go to your house, it's not love, what else can you do?

Lu Zimeng smiled: "Can't talk about video chat like this?do you have to come to my house?" Give a look, you are, yes, a weasel to give, give, give a New Year's greeting to the phoenix, and you don't have a good heart.

Zhang Xiao: "I can't know more about it." ”

Malegobi, you can see my face, you can see my body, what information do you want? Do you want to take off my clothes and pants to see more information? Paralyzed, hooligans, "What more information do you want? Now that the audio and video are available, it's not enough?"

"I don't know what you smell like. Isn't it the same smell of perfume that night when you went shopping with a couple of sisters and watched the stilts?"

Lu Zimeng smiled, he actually wanted to know my body fragrance! Hmph, rascal! I won't let you know: "You guy, I had a very ordinary perfume that day, is it very special?"

Zhang Xiao: "It's very special, I've lived for more than 20 years, and I haven't smelled such a chic and nice fragrance, but I smell you, I've been excited for a long time!

Lu Zimeng laughed: "Then are you masturbating? You are really a child-chicken? Why are you so easily stimulated?" If it weren't for a virgin, it wouldn't be like this.

"I'm masturbating, I can't tell you! I don't live together, yes, I want to give you my first time, what do you think?" Zhang Xiao smiled, drank beer, cool! Why does this taste so good?

Lu Zimeng smiled: "You are nervous!" I can't say good, I can't say bad, I have to say the word nerve.

"What a nerve, I'm serious, if you agree to be my girlfriend, I'll give you my innocence at once, and let you play!"

Lu Zimeng's face turned red and paralyzed, who is going to play with you stupid fork, hum, why do you speak so bluntly? It makes me shy again! "Who wants to play-you?"

Zhang Xiao: "I feel like your heart is fantasizing about me, have you worn the inner - cool?"

Lu Zimeng: "Why did you tell you!" Hmph, let you forever be a mystery in your heart.

"Tell me. If you wear it and fantasize about me, you probably get wet. ”

"You!" Lu Zimeng's face was hot again, "You're just wet, you're wet all over!

Zhang Xiao smiled, laughing very happily, and took a sip of wine: "How can I get wet all over? But one day in the future you will be wet." I kissed it. ”

"You!Malegobi!You're going to be!"You're still wetting me, and you're going to dream! You can get my man completely, and you're not born yet! You guy, look at your narcissism.

Zhang Xiao: "You're the only one at home?"

"No, two of my female classmates are playing games in my room. ”

At this time, the two female classmates came over. Zhang Xiao put on a mask.

One girl: "Scary, wearing a mask." ”

Another girl: "This adult child?"

Girl: "Kid, you're tall. ”

Lu Zimeng: "My brother." ”

The two girls sighed and continued to play the game.

Zhang Xiao: "Who is your brother?" "Do you have a brother as big as me?"

Lu Zimeng didn't answer this question, but: "Take off the mask, I want to see your obscene-trivial face!"

"Don't show you this nymphomaniac!"

Lu Zimeng: "Do you want to pick it up, if you don't pick it up, I'll go offline!"

"Okay, okay. "This little girl, are you so obsessed with your brother's face? Zhang Xiao remembered a line from the Journey to the West or which movie.

Zhang Xiao took off his mask, look, you chick! Do you dare to be more?

Lu Zimeng: "This is good." ”

"You're too skinny, you're a bear child, your father is fortunately not at home, and if you're here, you'll probably call him Uncle Greasy again!"

Lu Zimeng smiled: "You know?"

"I heard it. I thought your dad was going to slap you in the ass, but I didn't expect him to be so easy-going, and he didn't treat you well. ”

Lu Zimeng rolled her eyes: "Hmph, I'm a girl, have you ever seen a father who would slap his daughter? If you were a father, would you bear to beat your own daughter?"

Zhang Xiao disagreed: "If the girl is disobedient, of course she will be beaten." These are the days when equality between men and women is emphasized!"

Lu Zimeng: "Cut, equal fart." ”

"Girls don't always talk about, pee, fart, pay attention to elegance. Zhang Xiao reminded.

Lu Zimeng: "Men and women have always been unequal, right? Look at the surnames, they are all the same as men's surnames, right?

Zhang Xiao: "It's okay for you to be my girlfriend, let's have a child with your surname!!"

"Besides, who wants to live with you? You want to be beautiful!"

Zhang Xiao: "Tsundere, you are really tsundere!" Why is my Zhang Xiao so close to tsundere girls, and there are few women I meet who are not tsundere.

But tsundere women are the most attractive, aren't they?

"Who's tsundere? I don't!" none of the tsundere girls would admit that they were tsundere. If you admit it, then you won't be tsundere.

Zhang Xiao smiled, why is the girl so cute: "Hey, do you and your father often quarrel?"

"Yes! He's so greasy! Unkempt! Shirtless, fat, I asked him to lose weight and pay attention to his image, but he didn't listen to me!"

Zhang Xiao: "It's good to be raunchy, it's about the same as me." Maybe I'm really your real son, because according to the latest scientific research, girls like boys with a personality close to their father. Hehe, coincidentally, I have a close personality to your father. ”

"Which scientific research institution said it? You won't make it up yourself, right?" Lu Zimeng definitely wouldn't believe it. Zhang Xiao's slippery image has been deeply rooted in her heart.

Zhang Xiao: "Really, I didn't lie to you! I don't believe you, search the Internet!"

Zhang Xiao: "Hey, do you dare to take off your skirt? Talk to me only in underwear and underwear?"

Lu Zimeng was ashamed: "What are you doing?"