Pang Jiahui muttered again: "That person looks like a fool, what is he doing? Scrap picker? If a scrap picker also wants me, then I am really ......."

Who, who picks up the waste? Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed was speechless. I'm a little rough, but I'm not like a scrap picker, am I? Although the legal profession is the same, there's nothing wrong with picking up scrap. If it weren't for the fact that I had just read a Buddhist article and had a little feeling, I would have ...... you right away.

Pang Jiahui: "Are you picking up waste? It doesn't seem like it." Looks quite young. ”

Zhang Xiao: Of course not! I'm quite young, similar to you, and it's just right to sleep with you in my arms. Do you want to be my little wife?

Of course, Pang Jiahui wouldn't know that there was a guy hiding under the bed and eavesdropping, if he knew, he would definitely kick him.

Not only eavesdropping, but also the thoughts of the brain are so obscene-trivial!

Pang Jiahui: "It's raining so hard, if that guy is a waste picker, is he sheltering from the rain under the overpass?"

Malegobi, I'll go under the overpass, I'll come to your bedroom to take shelter from the rain. And I still have a great long-cherished wish, let you obediently fork your legs! You are a snobbish chick, I don't know the true face of Lushan, a person like me, who lives in a villa, will go under the overpass like a beggar?

What kind of eyes! Such a heroine, but the eyes are not very good!

Do I really look heroic at all? I actually think that I am a waste picker! Even if I don't have heroic spirit, I won't be so frustrated, right?

You chick, look down on me so much, I really want to get you!

If I don't let you lick me, I won't be called Zhang Xiao!

Pang Jiahui continued to mutter: "He actually put his face close to my thighs at that time, it was obscene enough! It was in the supermarket, there was surveillance!"

Zhang Xiao: Yes, yes, I put my nose close to your beautiful thighs, I just want to try if you spray perfume near your thighs. It turned out to be very fragrant. Why do you smell so good? I thought you hadn't noticed. It turns out that you know that you are worthy of being a heroine who sees six roads!

Pang Jiahui: "That guy must be under the overpass now, not doing his job, and he still wants to play with a beauty like me, it's a dream!"

Zhang Xiao: Paralyzed, who's under the overpass, I'm not a beggar!

I can't play with you? You wait, I'll pounce on it in a moment. Now that it's thundering and raining, I've just read the Buddhist's article, and I'm afraid that if I do something to you, the Buddha will give me a lightning bolt! But you wait, if the thunder doesn't thunder for a while, I'll open your legs! Let you know how fierce a fierce man I am!

Pang Jiahui: "That guy is so ignorant, he picks up a scrap, where did he get the courage to put his face close to my thigh!

Zhang Xiao: You are paralyzed, you are wonderful! Close to your thighs is a trivial matter, and I dare to ...... your legs

Pang Jiahui: "It's better to drench that ignorant hooligan to death! The rain is so heavy, he must have nowhere to live." He couldn't afford to stay in the hotel. ”

Zhang Xiao: You are paralyzed, why can't I afford to live in a hotel! I can also afford to live in a villa! You chick is too powerful! I saw lightning and thunder, and I was afraid that a big Buddha would release thunder and smash me, so you were able to save your innocence, otherwise your innocence has been taken away by me, and I will see you.

Pang Jiahui: "People who are not energetic deserve to be caught in the rain." ”

Zhang Xiao: Why am I not motivated? I'm already preparing to do business, and the restaurant house has been rented. My subordinates are hiring. I saw you at the time, and I was attracted by your beautiful legs and buttocks, so I followed you, other beauties, give it for nothing, I don't want it!

You little goblin, why are you so attractive?

Pang Jiahui: "If it was a handsome guy who followed me and his face was close to my thighs, I might not be too disgusted, but I would be so frustrated by a man's ......"

Zhang Xiao: Who is frustrated? Dare to say that I am frustrated, and I will let you know in a moment the power of my golden gun-not falling!

Pang Jiahui: "That guy, looking at his face, it's like a kidney, there's no one!"

Zhang Xiao was speechless: Who is the kidney-deficiency? You are paralyzed to have a kidney-deficiency! What kind of eyes! I should give you reading glasses! Such a lack of eyesight! Another day, I must let you see my ability!

Pang Jiahui: "Next time he dares to follow me again, I will definitely kick him in the crotch! Let him know that smelling my beautiful legs will pay a price!"

Zhang Xiao: Groove! It's so powerful, I like a spicy chick like you. Wait, I'll hold you in a moment and let you know what it's like to be shy!

Pang Jiahui: "But that guy looks a little funny, I will definitely beat him up next time I meet." ”

Zhang Xiao: You still beat me, have you beaten me? Bragging is very powerful, although you are the principal of the Jiahui Martial Arts Gym, but in front of me Zhang Xiao, you can only be a fist and embroidered legs!

Pang Jiahui: "That guy seems to be a little ugly and cute, if he enters the troupe to play a clown, maybe he can become popular?"

Zhang Xiao: You are paralyzed to play a clown! I am a jade tree in the wind! Dare to say that I am ugly, looking for death! I am also the boss when I join the troupe, what kind of clown do I play!

Pang Jiahui smiled: "That guy should be a comedian, similar to Stephen Chow, but his appearance is 108,000 miles different from Stephen Chow!"

Zhang Xiao: Who, who is so far away? I'm so ugly? At most, I'm 107,000 miles away from Zhou orangutans, okay? You snobbish chick, I'll sleep with you in a while! Look at you!

Pang Jiahui: "His nose hair doesn't seem to be trimmed, it's disgusting!"

Zhang Xiao: Malegobi, I just trimmed it well, right? You are so disgusting with me, why do you think about me for so long? This has exposed your heart, do you know? I know you like me! Otherwise, it would be impossible for me to be alone there and muttering to me for so long!

Since you like me, and you are so reserved, you always say that I am disgusting, and there is no one else! You are the real king of tsundere!

Pang Jiahui: "Tomorrow I'll drive out for a walk to see if the guy under the overpass is killed by the rain, if he dies and is eaten by birds, it's not good, I'll dig a pit and bury him." Who called me so kind. ”

Zhang Xiao: Malegobi, you are looking for me, you are trying for me to give you some rain and dew, you actually want to bury me! You are not arrogant and will die? I really want to rush out and immediately press on you......

But then there was a thunderclap. Zhang Xiao was taken aback, is this the Buddha angry, and people who have a little understanding of the Buddha are all very strictly restrained?

Pang Jiahui: "The thunder and lightning are so big, that guy may have been killed by the thunderbolt." ”

Zhang Xiao: I haven't gotten you yet, how can I die so easily? You chick, you wait, I'll toss you for a few hours!

Pang Jiahui: "It's a pity that such a comedian is killed by rain or lightning like this!"

Zhang Xiao: You Malegobi want me to die so much? I'm alive and well, and I can smell your charming body fragrance by hiding in your room.

Pang Jiahui: "Shall I go out and drive to find him?"

Zhang Xiao: What are you looking for me for? You like me so much? You don't need to look for me, I'm at your house. If you say you want to have sex with me, I'll immediately crawl out and press on you to show you what shy tastes like!

Pang Jiahui: "But the rain is so heavy and there are so many overpasses, he doesn't know where to go to shelter from the rain, forget it, he asks for more blessings." ”

Zhang Xiao: Your sister can really mumble for so long!

Pang Jiahui stopped muttering. She lay down and closed her eyes.

Zhang Xiaoxin said, why don't you mutter, you are a talker! Are you asleep?

Zhang Xiao still didn't dare to show his head, for fear of finding out. It's better to wait and see if she moves, if she doesn't, she should be asleep.

If she is asleep, should I take advantage of the danger of others and cook the raw rice into rice?

I'll talk about it later, and act on the opportunity!

Two minutes later, there was no movement, and Zhang Xiao made a judgment that she was already asleep. So he quietly showed half of his head, and when he saw it, Pang Jiahui really closed his eyes.

Zhang Xiao came out from under the bed, looked at her body so closely, only wearing underwear, these two long legs, it was really charming! Zhang Xiao had never seen such good-looking legs!

Zhang Xiao put his face close to her thighs, so fragrant!

Zhang Xiao only sniffed it, and he was so nervous.

After all, this is the first time to come to the beauty's house, and it is quietly in. If she suddenly opened her eyes, would she scream or fight with herself? She is the principal of the martial arts school!

But Zhang Xiao really seems to be touching her legs! What did you just say about me? Say I'm like a waste picker, you snobbish chick! I should really ...... you now.

At this moment, there was a thunderclap! Zhang Xiao hurriedly squatted down.

At this time, Pang Jiahui turned over.

Zhang Xiao squatted there, revealing half of his eyes and squinting at this very charming chick lying down.

At this moment, the doorbell rang. Zhang Xiao was startled and quickly hid under the bed, who is here?

Hearing the doorbell, Pang Jiahui got up, put on shorts and shirts, and went to open the door.

At first glance, it was her friend Xiao Shuang, "Why did you come to Xiao Shuang! I just called my mobile phone, and you said that you were busy, so you won't come?"

"Isn't it raining now, that's why I have time to come? ”

When Zhang Xiao heard this, it turned out to be Pang Jiahui's friend. Fortunately, it was just one of them, not a group, and if a group of people were there, it would be really dangerous. If you only come here, you may not be able to find me. But not necessarily, be careful in everything!

Xiao Shuang: "Oh, if you haven't come for a while, your house has been more elegant." ”

Pang Jiahui: "What's the matter! It's still the same." Sit down and have a drink?"

"I took it myself, I still like Sprite!"

The two girls were chatting while drinking soda, and the rain was still falling outside.

Zhang Xiao hid behind the door, showed one eye, and saw the two of them, this Xiao Shuang is also a big beauty, but Zhang Xiao doesn't call her. He has devoted himself to Pang Jiahui at this moment. Other beauties, in his opinion, are difficult to get into the eyes of the law.

Xiao Shuang: "Hey, Jiahui, look at your ruddy face, it's very good-looking, are you in love?"

"No!" Pang Jiahui smiled.

Zhang Xiao: She thinks about me, this tsundere chick muttered to me for ten minutes just now, but she claimed to dislike me and disgusted me, this is really the king of tsundere!

Xiao Shuang: "Really? You can't tell me about it?" smiled ambiguously.

"Well, I told you. I'm not really in love, I just met a funny and nasty guy!"

Zhang Xiao: I'm only funny when I'm paralyzed! Smell your thighs and call it obscene?

Xiao Shuang became interested: "Funny and nasty person, isn't he a handsome guy?

Pang Jiahui: "It's not a handsome guy!

Zhang Xiao touched his nose: Malegobi, I just trimmed my nose hair, you actually say that I show my nose hair?!

Xiao Shuang smiled: "Is it a raunchy man? What's wrong with him, deliberately touching your hand?"

"What's more, he shamelessly put his face close to my thighs, and his nose hair pierced my legs!"

"Hahaha......" laughed so hard that his waist bent over.

Zhang Xiao touched his nose again, Malegobi, my nose hair has been trimmed, okay? You are so special that you can make it up, you are so good at making it up, why don't you go and become a screenwriter? What kind of martial arts gym to open!

Zhang Xiao was really speechless to her.

Xiao Shuang: "Really, maybe he smelled the fragrance on your body, and then, he couldn't help but get closer, to smell your legs is not very tempting, this can't be blamed, you say that your legs are so beautiful, and you wear such short shorts, if I am a man, I must also smell your thighs." ”

Zhang Xiao snickered, or someone Xiaoshuang is empathetic! I am in love deeply, otherwise I don't even bother to look at ordinary beauties! It's just a top beauty like you, I want to kiss your thigh!

"Damn, you're no one anymore!, actually help that nasty guy speak!" Pang Jiahui showed a speechless expression.

Zhang Xiao: I'm romantic, not obscene!

If I'm a nasty person, I'll just rip off your shorts!

Xiao Shuang: "It's not necessarily obscene. By the way, where did it happen?"

Pang Jiahui: "Supermarket." Monitored supermarkets. Such a big supermarket, so many people, he actually ...... I'm speechless. I've never seen such a thick skin. ”

Xiao Shuang: "Damn! In the supermarket, so brave? I really want to know what he looks like?"

Zhang Xiao beamed proudly: Be brave, right? I am the embodiment of wisdom and bravery! Come and worship me!

Pang Jiahui: "I didn't take a picture of him. It's long, so-so, and a bit of a hanging. ”

Xiao Shuang: "This is really an interesting person. ”

"Interesting? I hope you meet someone like that in the future. ”

Xiao Shuang: "Don't you think it's interesting? You see how boring work is in today's society, and it's better to encounter a little excitement than nothing to happen." Seriously, I really wanted this to happen. ”

Zhang Xiao quietly glanced at it again, but it's a pity that you can't stimulate me, I don't want to sleep......