Volume 2 Super teacher Chapter 072 The eldest lady cooks
The reason why Liao Yibao is fearless and courageous is not because his inner quality and spiritual level have been improved.
Rather, he only had a total of five yuan on him! Among them, three of them were steel jumpers, it depended on what he Xu Moqiu could do!
Coming to Xu Moqiu with his head held high, without waiting for him to speak, he preemptively said, "Teacher Xu, why don't you go to the student dormitory to check, what are you hanging out at the door of the girls' dormitory?"
Xu Moqiu spread his hands towards his aunt: "Did you hear it, I said that I was a teacher!"
"Really?" The aunt was still suspicious, looking Xu Moqiu up and down - of course, the hand holding his sleeve still showed no signs of letting go.
Xu Moqiu looked at Liao Yibao: "Vice Principal Liao, you have to call the shots for me in this matter." ”
"This is the teacher and Chinese teacher of the third class of the first year of high school who has only been in office for a long time, has little qualifications, and does not understand many places - Xu Moqiu, Teacher Xu. ”
Although he was reluctant in his heart, Xu Moqiu's identity was undoubted, and Liao Yibao had to be honest. Of course, Liao Guangtou still didn't forget to buckle him with a rookie teacher's hat.
The aunt took out a pair of reading glasses from her pocket and put them on: "How old are you?"
"Eight out of twenty. ”
"It doesn't look like it...... Forget it, even if you are a teacher, you can't enter the girls' dormitory at will, I am here, you can rest assured! I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and a little white like you ...... Uh, a weak scholar, you can just put down a large piece. ”
The misunderstanding was cleared, Xu Moqiu didn't mean to go up, and nodded: "Heh, then I'll trouble you!"
"Jingle bell!"
When the lights out bell rang, the aunt mercilessly closed the cold iron door, leaving only Xu Moqiu with a fierce back.
Lu Baoer looked at the reluctant Master Xu, and she could hang a soy sauce bottle on her mouth. A cigarette followed, and said in his mouth: "The classmate in front!"
Master Xu remembered that Lu Bao'er poured dirty water on Xu Moqiu, and immediately frowned, and said vigilantly: "What are you doing?"
"Whew...... What is there in wood? I just want to remind you of it. Coal...... Ahem, you drop that Teacher Xu, Kuo is not a good person! You better stay away from him. ”
Hearing this, Master Xu's face turned even colder: "Lu Bao'er, I know you." The fourth lady of the Lu family, the family is rich and powerful. Isn't that great? Does this have anything to do with you?"
Lu Bao'er thought about it and shook her head honestly: "Mu has it......"
"Then why are you slandering Teacher Xu?"
Lu Bao'er snapped her fingers and said: "He was originally a big villain, a big cheater, and a big pervert, eating and catching drips in the bowl and catching drips in the pot! Jie Yiyin not only has a poor character, but also likes to treasure girls' underwear! Every time in the dead of night, he takes those ...... Do something indescribable!"
"Hehe, is it?" Master Xu sneered, "Then tell me, how do you know that he did it in the dead of night...... Those things that don't see people?"
"He's a sister even......" Lu Baoer reflected super quickly, "Well, I used to be an employee, and I used to be in the company, and I was fired because I was angry because I molested a lot, many, many (omit N+1) female colleagues, and now...... So I can see ...... once in a while."
When he came to the door of the dormitory, Master Xu was not in a hurry to enter, put down the water bottle, and said lightly: "Okay, Miss Lu, thank you for sending me." I've arrived, and now that the lights are out, I won't invite you in and sit. By the way, I would like to remind you, don't slander Teacher Xu again! Otherwise, I'll let you know that I, Master Xu, am not easy to mess with! Oh, and remember not to blink if you lie in the future!"
After saying that, he closed the dormitory door with a "clang".
Looking at the rickety dormitory door, Lu Baoer was so angry that she almost jumped up, resisted the urge to kick the door, and left with hatred.
At the same time, he took out a small and cute mobile phone from his pocket, quickly dialed a number, and said in a loud voice: "Sister, even tell you something! The briquette carries you out of the wall outside......
Xu Moqiu was very tired, he tossed all night yesterday, and by the time he followed Liao Yibao to inspect the boys' dormitory, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.
dragged his tired body to the school gate, pushed out his tattered bicycle from the guard room, just stepped on, looked at the empty space at the school gate, and suddenly remembered a very serious thing - specially, what about Lu Mingyue's car?
The car is gone!
Xu Moqiu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, hurriedly turned back again, and pulled the old man from the doorman: "Uncle, have you seen the car outside?"
The old man, who was napping, was awakened by him, and was instantly unhappy, and replied coldly: "I don't know." ”
He replied that he didn't know, not that he didn't see it.
Xu Moqiu is good at observing words and feelings, and immediately reacted. Hurriedly handed over a cigarette flatteringly, and helped him light it, and said flatteringly: "Uncle, you can reveal it to me......"
The uncle twisted his body lying on the Taishi's chair, adjusted his posture, took a puff of cigarette, and squinted his eyes and said, "The car yours?"
Xu Moqiu shook his head, and before he could speak, he heard the uncle say again: "I knew it wasn't yours, looking at your poor and sour appearance, you can't afford to buy such a luxury car." ”
Mom, don't you believe that Lao Tzu sold his kidney and came to slap you in the face?
"Borrow it, right?" The uncle sprayed a puff of smoke at Xu Moqiu's face and continued, "You young people now! Isn't it good to be down-to-earth and down-to-earth......?
"But my heart is like a rock, and I don't give a damn about them at all. Every day, in addition to studying or studying, I was not late, absent from class, left early, or violated discipline, and finally I was admitted to Yunda ...... with the highest score in the city."
After a lot of chatter, Xu Moqiu was drowsy when he heard it, and he almost couldn't help but stuff the cigarette butt into his mouth, and quickly interjected while he was drinking tea: "Uncle, then my car ......"
The uncle corrected, "What is your car? When is that car yours again?
"Okay, then the car I borrowed ......"
"That's right! Young people should seek truth from facts! Uncle, I saw that it was a little in the way when it stopped there, so I called to report it, and it was dragged away before the evening self-study. The uncle was smiling, as if he had done something great.
Mother! This old man's heart is greatly broken! Xu Moqiu didn't say anything more to him, turned around and walked out of the guard room.
The old man opened the window and poked out his head: "Hey, young man, do you want me to help you shake people? In the traffic police team, I have many acquaintances!"
"No, you can just lie down when you're old. ”
"Good Ratcha. ”
Xu Moqiu pushed the bicycle and quickly dialed a number with his head down.
The phone rang twice and was connected, and a very impatient voice came from the microphone: "Xu Moqiu, are you full? Call me if you have anything to do! Tell me, how much do you want this time? And why?"
These words made Xu Moqiu's old face red: "Look at what you said, it seems that you have taken me ...... care."
"Heh! You think it's beautiful! Hurry up, if you have something to say, my aunt and grandmother still practice yoga! Don't come to entertain me if you have nothing to do. Otherwise, I'll bully you again tomorrow, believe it or not?" There was a faint sound of music on the other end of the phone, obviously not lying to him.
Xu Moqiu felt that she was really a mother, a dignified Chinese teacher and class teacher, and she was also bullied by a physical education teacher! When she said it, she couldn't be laughed at by others? But this physical education teacher couldn't afford to offend herself.
"Mengyan ......"
The person on the other end of the phone unceremoniously cut off Xu Moqiu's words: "Do you want me to remind you again? I'm not familiar with you, so don't call me that!"
"Okay...... Teacher Qin. That's right, I heard that you used to be quite covered in the same place!"
I said Xu Moqiu, you are also a model for others, and you are really a good example when you enter the bureau all day long! The students you teach like this must not cause social unrest?" Qin Mengyan turned off the TV, wiped the beads of sweat from her forehead, and said weakly, "Say, what happened." ”
Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to speak, he added: "But say it in advance, if it's just a trivial matter, I can help, but if it's a bad situation, then don't blame me......"
"You're thinking too much! That's it, I parked Mingyue's car at the door and was dragged by someone, so I ......"
"So you're coming to me?" Qin Mengyan was stunned.
Xu Moqiu asked rhetorically: "Otherwise?"
"I said, are you a social elimination?" Qin Mengyan said angrily, "This kind of thing, you look for the traffic police team!
"I'm counting it, aren't you a family?"
Then I ask you, D(X)=2, then there is an estimate of P{|according to Chebecherv's inequalityX-E(X)|≥2}≤ what?"
What the hell is this?
Xu Moqiu was asked with a confused face: "Where do I know where to go? I don't teach mathematics." ”
Qin Mengyan asked rhetorically: "Then your car is missing and looking for me?
Not to mention, it's really a truth!
Xu Moqiu smacked his lips and wanted to say something, but in the end he couldn't say it.
"I really don't know what you're putting in your head? This kind of little thing, Mingyue is estimated to have been solved a long time ago, counting on you, the next person? The daylily is cold!"
"Makes sense!" Xu Moqiu nodded thoughtfully. Lu Mingyue's interpersonal relationship in Yuejiang is naturally not comparable to herself, and this kind of trivial matter is not a matter for her at all.
"Alright, that's it. Qin Mengyan just wanted to hang up the phone, and suddenly added, "Also, the answer to the question just now ......"
"How much?"
"Oh, I won't tell you! goodbye! toot ......"
“……”
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Lujia Villa.
Xiao Ya touched her belly, which was already hungry, looked at the door of the villa with longing eyes, and muttered: "Why hasn't Uncle come back yet! Xiao Ya is dying of hunger!"
Lu Mingyue, who was sitting next to her and reading the magazine, couldn't help frowning, and looked at the time, it was already past nine o'clock at the moment. She was also hungry.
In her opinion, takeaway has always been unhygienic.
Especially after the rumors in recent days that so-and-so ate a dead mouse in the dish, her attitude was even more resolute and she was determined not to order takeout.
But now it's so hungry that it's uncomfortable, but Xu Moqiu doesn't know when he'll come back.
Several times I took out my phone and secretly put it down. After all, he now has his own affairs, he is a teacher, and since he has chosen to be the "mother" of dozens of children, he will be responsible for it to the end.
Or...... Do it yourself?
Lu Mingyue thought back to the scene when Xu Moqiu was cooking and cooking, and felt that it didn't seem to be a difficult thing, with his own ingenuity, conquering the kitchen was not simple?
Once some ideas come out, they are deeply imprinted in the mind like a brand, and they cannot be forgotten.
Lu Mingyue looked at Xiao Ya, who was curled up in a ball of hunger, and asked tentatively, "Why don't we do it ourselves?"
Hearing this, the little girl's eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay yes!
"Hehe, then I'll go into battle today!" Lu Mingyue walked into the kitchen with a proud face like Mulan, a heroine who went out on behalf of her father.
The little girl rolled up her sleeves and volunteered: "Auntie, I'll help you!"