Since ancient times, it has been completely reasonable for a boy and a girl to have something close to each other, even physically.

Even between girls and girls, it seems that everyone can accept it.

But once it is changed between boys and boys, it is a little ......

The lewd man was denounced by a sports student, and his face immediately turned red: "It's not me ......"

The physical education student was indomitable: "Who else could it be if it wasn't you? Could it be that it could still be this teacher?"

Don't those who practice physical education learn Chinese?

Did Lao Tzu provoke you?

Not to mention whether Lao Tzu is interested in men, even if there is ...... Who would molest a man with a face full of pimples on the surface of the moon?

Xu Moqiu didn't want to make a big deal out of it, and pointed to the grove outside: "Your matter, go outside to negotiate and settle it yourself, and come to me if you can't solve it." Now get out of the way, don't get out of the way here. ”

Driving away the two, Xu Moqiu cleared his throat and said loudly: "Fellow students, you also saw it just now, chaos will only create opportunities for obscene guys, if you don't want to be taken advantage of like the one who practiced sports just now." Please consciously line up, of course, I suggest that those who have a boyfriend should know how to be humble, after all, you can also take this opportunity to spend a little more time together, right?"

"But, teacher......"

Xu Moqiu waved his hand and said categorically: "It's nothing!

The hemp man who was squeezed aside by him was speechless: "No...... I want to say, that's not a reason for you to cut the queue!"

A pot of water was full, and Xu Moqiu reacted: "Ah, I'm sorry, I thought this thermos was yours." What, the teacher is generous, doesn't care about you, and lets you go back. ”

As he spoke, he screwed the lid and swaggered to the door, and did not forget to turn around and say: "Just arrange it like this, if I come back in a while and see anyone who is unruly, don't blame me for not being emotional!"

Walking out of the boiling water room, it happened that the two boys before also walked out of the grove, looking at the two people with smiles on their faces, Xu Moqiu couldn't help but shudder.

In this world, I can't understand it more and more.

"Teacher, eat candy!" I don't know when, Master Xu had two extra lollipops in his hand.

Looking at the lollipop that had torn off the candy paper, and the girl's expectant gaze, Xu Moqiu couldn't bear to refuse, and stuffed it into his mouth with a smile: "It's so sweet." ”

Joked: "You won't add laxatives again, will you?"

Master Xu pretended to be surprised: "Huh, teacher, you guessed this, when did you become so smart?"

"Damn! really added it?" Xu Moqiu made a gesture to throw it away.

"No! I didn't!" Master Xu hurriedly stopped and complained, "The teacher is really careful, people have really reformed themselves." ”

"Haha, how could I not know? ”

"Teacher, are you hungry? I want to add some food. ”

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Let's go, I'll invite you." ”

Carrying a thermos bottle and Master Xu walked into the cafeteria, one person bought a bowl of tofu brain, chose a secluded corner and just sat down, a yin and yang strange voice sounded in his ears: "Tsk, isn't this our Xu Da Beauty? What a coincidence!"

Raising his head and seeing that annoying face, Master Xu suddenly frowned: "It's you again?"

"Hey, of course it's me. Xu Damei, have you forgotten what you said?"

A thin young man with a turban, a plaid shirt and a mouse face, led two men with long hair and torn jeans in a vest, shook his legs and shook his shoulders step by step, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, his right leg touched the foot of the table, and with a "bang", the tofu brain in front of Xu Moqiu and Master Xu was directly scattered on the table.

Xu Moqiu frowned and looked at Master Xu, who was sitting opposite: "Master, do you know this person?"

Master Xu shook his head and stood up: "I don't know, I'm full, let's go." ”

"Clams, don't you know, why don't you admit it?" The mouse took a step forward in front of Master Xu, and deliberately added in front of Xu Moqiu, "Isn't it?

Wife?

It seems that there are some stories between the two! Xu Moqiu suddenly narrowed his eyes.

Master Xu's face turned pale: "Qin Shou, please pay attention to what you say, there is no relationship between us! Not before, not now, and not in the future!"

Qin Shou (that is, the mouse-faced man) sneered: "Yes, that's such a desperate statement! Oh, that's right, it's human nature to forget your old love when you have a new love, right? Hehe, but you seem to have forgotten what you said, right?"

Master Xu looked disgusted: "What did I say have to do with you?"

"It's related! It's very related! You said before that you want to study hard, and don't talk about boyfriends before college. Tell me, who is this little white face? Could it be an animal?"

A man in a vest next to him looked at Xu Moqiu, who was still drinking porridge with his head down, with disdain: "Hey!

"Drink, drink Nima's hair!he tui!" Qin Shou was a violent temper, his throat moved, and a shot of thick phlegm spit directly on the table in front of Xu Moqiu.

Xu Moqiu was so disgusted that he almost vomited everything he had just eaten, and stood up: "Young man, you seem to be very angry! Didn't your teacher tell you to be civilized and hygienic?"

Qin Shou jumped up suddenly: "Ouch, hey! Little white face, talking so old-fashioned, what kind of chicken feather thing do you think you are? You also wear a red armband? Do you think you are a labor pacesetter? Believe it or not, you can't find your way because of the big ear scraper of your beast brother? Civilization, hygiene? The teacher said, the school is my home, since it is my home, then I can do whatever I want! Mind your bird business?"

The man in the vest next to him suddenly found the teacher's sign on Xu Moqiu's neck, and quickly pulled the corner of Qin Shou's clothes: "Brother beast, he ......"

"What is he?" Qin Shou bullied Xu Moqiu There was only one person, and he was weak, so he directly interrupted, "This kind of little white face, except for one face, is useless, your beast brother and I can throw him into the dung pit with one hand." What are you afraid of him doing?"

"Really?" Xu Moqiu stood up, shook the sign on his chest in front of Qin Shou, and warned with a cold face, "For the sake of you being a student, I don't care about anything with you about what happened just now." But you remember, from now on...... No, from now on! If you let me know that you are harassing me, you will do so at your own risk!

Xu Moqiu took Master Xu's small hand and strode forward, and the two men in vests who were originally in front of him immediately flashed aside.

Looking at the back of the two leaving, Qin Shou clenched his fists, and a burst of anger erupted in his eyes.

Master Xu was dragged by Xu Moqiu like this, walking like a puppet on the way back to the dormitory. The cerebellum is completely stuffed with three words.

My people, my people!

What does this mean?

"Master!"

"Ah...... Oh...... Belch...... What's wrong, teacher?"

"Are you practicing pinyin?" Xu Moqiu gently tapped her little brain melon angrily, "Don't be cranky when you walk, you almost hit a tree, you know?"

Master Xu suddenly blushed: "Oh...... I'm sorry, teacher, I was just thinking about it. ”

"Alright, let's get inside!"

Master Xu took the thermos and pointed to the dormitory building: "Teacher, don't you go up and sit down?"

Xu Moqiu rubbed his hands: "This ...... Maybe not, right?"

Two voices sounded in Xu Moqiu's ears at the same time: "It's really not good!"

Xu Moqiu and Master Xu were suddenly startled, and when they turned around, they saw that Lu Bao'er and Aunt Dormitory were staring at them with unkind expressions.

The dormitory manager looked constipated, holding a broom pole in her left hand, and pulling Master Xu to her side with her right hand, almost poking Xu Moqiu's nose, and roaring: "Okay, little white face, just send people here, hurry up and get back for me!" If you go any further, don't blame me for not recognizing people with my broom pole. ”

What the hell do I have to be a few thousand degrees of myopia? I can't see the shiny teacher card in front of me?

Xu Moqiu looked helpless, and pointed to the sign on his chest: "Sister, please take a look, I'm a teacher, I have a certificate......"

"Haha!" The dormitory manager seemed to have heard some joke, and said mockingly, "Little white face, this set has long been outdated! This certificate is fake, right? You pee yourself and look in the mirror, do you look like that piece of material? Just you, still be a teacher? Go to the hotel as a duck!"

Lu Bao'er added oil and vinegar next to him and said: "Yes, yes, yes! I even remember that there are ones for sale under this overpass...... It's like three dollars a piece!"

Xu Moqiu couldn't cry or laugh: "Bao'er, don't make trouble!"

Seeing that the aunt in charge of the dormitory still looked unconvinced, Xu Moqiu pointed to the red armband on his shoulder: "Sister, look, I still have ...... here."

The aunt in charge of the dormitory didn't give him face at all, and waved her big hand: "What do you see? I'll look at a chicken feather egg! I can buy a lot of this chicken feather thing for five yuan, believe it or not? Less ink, hurry up and get out of here! Don't blame me for being ruthless for a while!"

I'm so stupid! Xu Moqiu really wanted to jump up and give himself two big ear scrapers.

Why is it bad? I just want to reason with women! Isn't this self-inflicted humiliation?

Xu Moqiu didn't want to say anything more, so he said to Master Xu: "You go up by yourself, the teacher won't go." ”

The aunt sneered: "Pretend! You continue to pretend! You are so involved in acting, you just don't study and go to sing a big opera." ”

Xu Moqiu didn't want to talk to her anymore, so she turned around and was about to leave, but her aunt grabbed her sleeve and said unyieldingly: "Ouch! What? I pierced it? I pierced it? I was scared? I can't pretend anymore? Your kid's conscience is greatly broken! Go! Follow me to the moral education office! People like you are indebted to education!"

Xu Moqiu said impatiently: "Hurry up and let go, I said that I am a teacher, I lied to you that you have candy to eat?"

Master Xu hurriedly opened his mouth to defend Xu Moqiu: "Auntie, he is really our teacher! Teacher, where is your teaching certificate? Then show her!"

"yes, what about the papers?"

Xu Moqiu was speechless, who would bring that thing with him if he was fine? I really don't know if this girl is here to help or to dismantle the stage.

shrugged his shoulders and looked helpless: "I...... I didn't have it!"

"Look, little girl, I know that this guy is a liar! Look at him with oily hair, he is not a good person! You have been deceived by him!"

Xu Moqiu was a little angry: "How can you judge people by their appearance?"

While the two were entangled, Liao Yibao walked out of the canteen with a majestic face with a whistle in his mouth behind his back, and when he saw the bare head, Xu Moqiu seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw in the vast sea, and hurriedly beckoned to him.

How is this plague god again?

Seeing him, Liao Yibao felt that his wallet was restless, and he wanted to dodge, but Xu Moqiu's decibels were extremely high, and even the students next to him heard it, if he pretended to be behind his ears, he would be a little too much to say.

Dou coughed and strode towards Xu Moqiu.