Chapter 551: Only the Word Genius!(3/3, for Bit Dakga)

"Shanglara Hotel..."

"It's... This cousin Xiaoling's family seems to be very rich. Cui Caoyang glanced at the address sent by the mysterious number, silently drove his E-class Mercedes-Benz, and went to the address on the mobile phone text message, now the domestic traffic is becoming more and more congested, Cui Caoyang just drove out for a few minutes, and encountered four red lights.

"Hello?"

"Wife... So what... Can you reduce the difficulty?" Cui Caoyang said helplessly: "I won't give it to the best man group here, wife... Please, please make it a little more difficult, this... It's embarrassing, I'm full of college students here. ”

"Cut!"

"You didn't lower the difficulty at the beginning, and in front of so many people, you just asked me to answer the question. Cui Caoyang's fiancΓ©e, Xiaoling, said angrily: "I'll tell you... It's impossible to reduce the difficulty!"

"Oops..."

"I'm also the leader of a research institute in our city, you... Will you save me some face?" Cui Caoyang said.

"What are you panicking about?"

"It's all my own people... Shame is shame. Xiaoling said, "Don't worry... I told my sisters that I wouldn't upload the video on the Internet, why are you my husband, I know this truth. ”

"That's good!"

"It's a green light... I hung up first, picked up the best man, and by the way, saw who the best man was. Cui Caoyang said: "

Pick up the best man?

What's going on?

Picking up the best man now?

I don't even know what it looks like.

"Hello?"

"Can you have a little heart?" Xiao Ling said helplessly: "People get married once in their lives, can't they have a snack? I'm going to get married tomorrow, you don't even know what the best man looks like, where did you find the best man? Is it hired by money on the side of the road?"

Cui Caoyang was quite helpless, and said silently: "All my friends here are married, and the only ones who are not married are my three younger brothers, but there is one less best man, it seems that your cousin's boyfriend came to support." ”

Cousin?

I have a lot of cousins, which cousin is it?

Xiao Ling thought about it for a long time, and finally gave up looking for this mysterious cousin.

"Oh..."

"Take care of me, don't let my cousin's boyfriend drink. Xiao Ling said seriously: "I basically said hello, no one on our side will pour you wine, if there is any accident at that time, you should also be smart, you should change and push, don't be stupid and drink everything in your mouth." ”

"Don't worry!"

"I understand..."Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly, "Okay, okay... If you are photographed talking while driving, you will be deducted points, let's not talk about it... Hung up!"

syllable

Cui Caoyang hung up the call directly, and then put the mobile phone in the passenger seat, his fiancΓ©e is good at everything, she just likes to meddle in things, in fact, she is not such a person, Xiaoling is more careful, and she sometimes loses everything...

soon

Cui Caoyang came to the Shanggra Hotel and hurriedly made a call to this mysterious number, which was answered by a young man.

"Hello?"

"Hello... I'm right under the Shangra Grand Hotel right now. Cui Caoyang said.

"Oh..."

"Wait a minute. The other party said lazily.

hang up

Cui Caoyang was silent for a moment, listening to this guy's voice... It doesn't feel very smart, forget it... Anyway, I have already prepared my heart, so I can do whatever I love, anyway, as long as I have people.

After waiting downstairs for a few minutes, I saw a man carrying a satchel, a pair of polarizers and a baseball cap, looking like a big star, and he was accompanied by a little girl, who looked fifteen or sixteen years old at most.

"Won't it?"

Cui Caoyang refused ten thousand times in his heart, but these two people walked in the direction of the Mercedes-Benz.

Bang bang bang,

The young man tapped on the glass and asked curiously, "Is it my cousin-in-law?"

β€œ...”

"You... Hello. Cui Caoyang smiled and said, "You are... So what..."

"Yes!"

"I'm your temporary best man. The young man smiled and said, "Tomorrow we will get married... Now are you going to gather the best man team?"

"Huh?"

"Hmm!" Cui Caoyang nodded and said embarrassedly: "I'm going to sleep in a new house tonight, our rules here, I'm sorry... Thank you for your hard work. ”

"Oh..."

"Well... Are there any activities scheduled for the evening?" the young man said with a smile: "If not, I happened to bring a deck of mahjong and two playing cards, as well as three packs of cigarettes and five packs of melon seeds, anyway... My cousin-in-law understands!"

Cui Caoyang: Embarrassed

This...

What kind of person is this!

No wonder this satchel looks so big, it turns out that there are so many stuffed things.

Cui Caoyang didn't say anything, after all, this is Xiaoling's cousin's boyfriend, and they came to help, if it was his younger brother, he would have scolded him a long time ago.

"Ahem!"

"Cousin-in-law... I'm Sister Xiaoling's sister, you can call me Xiaoman. ”

Then

Yang Xiaoman, who was standing on the side, couldn't stand it, it was too embarrassing... Blame had to let himself touch his bag, it turned out that there were so many things hidden in it, and hurriedly said: "Cousin-in-law... If this big fool comes here, don't worry about face, you can scold as much as you want, you can't ruin your wedding with your cousin, after all, it's only once. ”

Yang Xiaoman was very worried about what would happen at the wedding, after all, the big fool next to him was mixed up in the groomsmen's group, and he couldn't do anything... This guy is so bold that he blew up the school when he was in high school.

"Hehe..."

"I'm watching..."Cui Caoyang was about to call this unreliable best man by name, but he couldn't call it.

"Just call me Xiao Xu. The young man laughed.

"I think Xiao Xu is very good, and he looks very honest. Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly: "What then... Xiao Man, I'll leave with Xiao Xu first?"

"Good!"

Yang Xiaoman nodded, watched Xu Mang sit in the back seat, knocked lightly on the window, and the window fell immediately, at this time Xiaoman whispered to Xu Mang: "Be honest... Don't mess around!"

"Don't worry!"

"I'm reliable!" Xu Mang said with a smile.

moment

The E-class Mercedes-Benz started, and Yang Xiaoman drifted away.

Inside the car,

The atmosphere was quite embarrassing, Cui Caoyang saw Xu Mang tilting his head and enjoying the scenery outside through the rearview mirror in the car, and he didn't know how to speak for a while, he didn't know how to communicate with these strangers.

"Xiao Xu?"

"Huh?"

"What high school are you from?" asked Choi.

"I'm a futa... Xiao Man is also a big man. Xu Mang said with a smile: "Cousin-in-law, you can't be deceived by Xiao Man's appearance, she is a female goblin with cruel methods, and she wants others to go bankrupt every minute." ”

Cui Caoyang was stunned for a moment, he almost didn't hear the words in the back, he just noticed that this Xiao Xu in the back row turned out to be a student of Fu University.

Scholar?!

OK!

"Fuda?"

"Fuda is a very good school, a famous university!" Cui Caoyang asked with a smile, "Which major to study?"

"Department of Physics, Theoretical Physics. Xu Mang said.

"Physics?"

"I didn't expect Xiao Xu to be so good at your science major!" Cui Caoyang was very satisfied, and said with a smile: "Anyway, there is a professor in your school, called... His name is Xu Mang, have you ever met him?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said embarrassedly: "I've seen it." ”

"Oh..."Cui Caoyang nodded, and didn't continue to ask, the reason why Xu Mang was mentioned was because he couldn't find a topic, and his heart gradually returned to worry from the original surprise, although it is a famous university, but... Just students, after all.

The journey is not short,

But this red light is a lot and very long, which directly leads to the increasing time, maybe people are more unlucky, Cui Caoyang almost every time he passes by the green light, and then helplessly waits for ninety seconds.

At this point,

Cui Caoyang glanced at Xu Mang in the back row and found that he was asleep, and he was not surprised, it was actually normal for people to fall asleep after sitting on the plane for so long.

Long

Cui Caoyang came to his new home, the house was empty at this time, and his three younger brothers did not live today, after all, they only needed to be accompanied by a groomsman, and this unfortunate best man was Xu Mang.

"Huh?"

"Why is there no one?" Xu Mang asked with a confused expression, "Didn't you say that there are still three best men?" Why are there only two of us in the house?"

"If they don't come, it's just me and you today. Cui Caoyang said: "Just have a groomsman to accompany you." ”

"I..."

"Alas..." Xu Mang sighed, helplessly took out a deck of mahjong cards and two playing cards, and said with a melancholy face: "I didn't take it for nothing." ”

The bored Xu Mang could only lie on the sofa, playing boring mobile games, and fell asleep while playing, and this sleep was directly at half past five in the afternoon, and then he was woken up by Cui Caoyang and took him to eat local food.

"Xiao Xu?"

"Don't you think it's dark?" Cui Caoyang saw Xu Mang wearing polarizers, and asked curiously, "Take off your glasses." ”

"I want to, too. ”

"I'm afraid of causing an unnecessary sensation. Xu Mang said helplessly: "My cousin-in-law will just take a moment." ”

Cui Caoyang obediently closed his mouth, and he found that Xiao Xu... Xiao Xu is a little strange, when he sleeps during the day, he also wears a hat and glasses, it seems... He's unsightly.

Celebrities?

It's not like a star.

Came to a very famous local restaurant in the local area, the Huaiyang cuisine here is very famous in the local area, Cui Caoyang ordered Xu Mang are the famous dishes in the Huaiyang cuisine, what stewed lion's head, braised silver carp head, chicken sauce boiled dried shreds and so on.

After eating,

After walking around the night scene for a while, Xu Mang proposed to go back, he hated the night scene very much, because he had polarizers, why couldn't he see it.

Back to a new home,

Xu Mang found three chairs, brought a garbage can, sat on the balcony while blowing the cool breeze, while sipping melon seeds, and drank a cold Coke when he was thirsty, seeking a spiritual harbor in this noisy city.

Then

Cui Caoyang noticed Xu Mang, who was looking for a soul habitat, and for some reason, in Cui Caoyang's eyes, he saw that Xu Mang exuded a lazy temperament.

Alas...

This group of groomsmen...

It's so unreliable!

"Cousin-in-law!"

"Bring me a can of Coke!" Xu Mang shouted.

Cui Caoyang: Embarrassed

This...

I feel like a maid!

moment

Cui Caoyang took a can of Coke for Xu Mang, then found a chair, sat next to Xu Mang, blowing a cool breeze, and passed tonight... I am no longer single, and I have to take on the responsibility of a family from now on.

I don't know if I can be a good husband or a father?

"Huh?" Xu Mang took out a handful of melon seeds, handed them to Cui Caoyang's side, and said sincerely: "It's very fragrant." ”

β€œ...”

"No, it's easy to get angry. Cui Caoyang shook his head.

Xu Mang glanced at Cui Caoyang beside him, and saw his sad expression at this time, thinking that he was worried that he would be embarrassed tomorrow, he couldn't help but smile, and said indifferently: "Cousin-in-law, don't worry, I'm a person who knows astronomy and geography, and there are many problems in the world that can stump me, if you use two words to describe it... There is only the word genius!"

"Don't worry!"

"Watch me perform tomorrow and help you marry your cousin!" Xu Mang said with a serious face.

however

In front of Cui Caoyang's eyes, what he saw was another two words...

Give it for nothing!

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