Chapter 552: That's All About It (1/3)

After a night,

At half past five in the morning,

Cui Caoyang woke up early, today is a big day in life, excited with a trace of worry, how to solve the four problems given by the bridesmaid team?

"Ugh..."

"I'm so tired..."Cui Caoyang sighed, got up silently and went to the bathroom, washed up briefly, and came to the bedroom where Xu Mang was sleeping, only to find that the other person was not inside, and found that he was lying on the sofa for a long time.

“...”

"If you don't sleep in a good bed, why do you sleep on the sofa?" Cui Caoyang muttered to himself helplessly, and then saw Xu Mang wearing polarizers and a hat, and he looked even more helpless, is this guy mentally problematic?

"Xiao Xu?"

"Xiao Xu!" Cui Caoyang shouted: "The makeup artist is coming soon, wake up quickly!"

"Huh?"

"Oh..."Xu Mang woke up in a daze, saw Cui Caoyang standing beside him, and said helplessly: "God... It's just dawning!"

Cui Caoyang nodded and said seriously: "We have a lot of preparations to do, it's better to get up early, you go and wash up quickly, I'll get you some breakfast, and eat breakfast when you're done." ”

"Okay. Xu Mang silently got up and went to the bathroom.

Breakfast is soaked rice, with a little pickles or something, Xu Mang casually picked up two mouthfuls and made a hasty matter, he doesn't like to eat soaked rice very much, anyway, it's just a morning, when there is something to eat at noon, boil it up and go,

Followed by

The photography team came, the makeup artist team came, and the three best men also came, and the atmosphere became tense all of a sudden, but Xu Mang was still the same Xu Mang, still in the lazy stage, exuding the smell of salted fish all over his body.

It was a young woman who put on Xu Mang's makeup, which was too far from Xiao Man, but her figure was much better than Xiao Man, maybe it was a long-term relationship, Xu Mang was a little uncomfortable in the face of a woman whose figure belonged to the category of normal people.

No way?

I'm so mang... Turned out to be a tablet enthusiast who is so deeply hidden?

moment

Xu Mang, who combed a gentleman's hairstyle and wore a handsome suit and leather boots, appeared in front of everyone, although he wore a pair of polarizing lenses, but according to the power of the beauty of the prosperous world, Cui Caoyang was a little speechless, feeling that he was more like a groom.

"Not bad!" Cui Caoyang smiled: "Very handsome!"

"Of course!"

"Is the Fangxin arsonist a wasted name?" The corners of Xu Mang's mouth turned up slightly, and he crossed a arc, and said to Cui Caoyang: "Don't worry, cousin-in-law, with me today, I will definitely let you marry a daughter-in-law!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Cousin-in-law? What configuration does the other party have?"

"The researcher level of the institute is almost all doctoral degrees per capita. Cui Caoyang said: "Forget it... Anyway, it used to be a bit of a buzz, and I don't expect you to play any major role. ”

Doctor?

Just a PhD student?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly: "I'm scared to death... I thought they were all reincarnations of Newton and Einstein, but since I was a PhD student, there was no pressure, and I usually taught a lot of PhD students. ”

Cui Caoyang: ???

Teaching a doctorate?

Undergraduate students teach others PhDs?

In the face of this kind of vain words, Cui Caoyang directly defined it as bragging, and he didn't want to have anything to do with Xu Mang in this regard, leaving Xu Mang to do his own thing.

soon

When all the work was completed, including decals for the wedding car, Xu Mang gradually felt a little tired, getting married... It's really tiring! At this time, he came up with an idea that he and Xiaoman would adopt a simple wedding model in the future and refuse this cumbersome routine.

Get in!

Let's go!

The convoy headed to the bride's quarters.

...

Arrived,

Cui Caoyang took his best man group and prepared to break into the villa, but he met a group of relatives from the bride's side at the gate of the courtyard, and then the groom was miserable.

Faced with such a situation,

Xu Mang stood silently and watched the development of things, the red envelopes prepared by the groom were given out one after another, and after a while, more than a dozen were given, and the amount in this red envelope, Xu Mang knew how much it was, because those red envelopes were all wrapped by him and the groom yesterday.

Ten minutes of ripping,

The relatives of this group of brides let the groom and the groomsmen in, originally thinking that they would pass the customs safely, but who knew that there was another group of people at the door of the house.

There were more than a dozen red envelopes, which gave out more than 2,000 yuan in a blink of an eye, Xu Mang looked at the pain in his flesh, and yesterday he proposed to put an IOU in, which said, 'I owe you a hundred, and I will pay it back tomorrow', but this proposal was rejected on the spot.

finally

The groom and the groomsmen walked into the house, never expecting that there was no one in this room, except for a middle-aged woman and a bridesmaid in the living room, there was no one else, but the groom Cui Caoyang was very flustered, the front is not a test, from here, the real test begins!

"Groom, please listen to the rules!" The bridesmaid in front of her took out her mobile phone and read into the text on it: "The groom and the groomsmen have two hours to challenge, and they need to face a total of four problems, and since the bride is a science student, you are facing four problems in mathematics and science." ”

"If the groom's groomsmen can complete the challenge in two hours, the bride will complete the laundry, cooking and sweeping in the future, but if the challenge fails, the laundry, cooking, sweeping salary, etc., sorry... Hey, hey, hey. ”

Words fall,

The bridesmaid in front of her showed a wicked smile.

Hiss!

it!

Ruthless!

After Xu Mang heard these words, he showed a look of horror, he was so ruthless... If it fails, the second half of the groom's life will be ruined, and at this time, Xu Mang secretly observed Cui Caoyang and found that his face was full of despair.

"The groom!"

"You and your groomsmen still have ten minutes to warm up, and in ten minutes, the challenge will officially begin!" said the bridesmaids: "Wait a minute, you can't make a sound, you can't give a hint, you can only watch." ”

“...”

“...”

“...”

At this point,

Several people looked at each other, and each read the helplessness in each other's eyes, but they couldn't read Xu Mang's eyes, because they were wearing polarized glasses.

"Brother..."

"It's... My sister-in-law is a university teacher, isn't this pushing us to a dead end?" one of the best men said in despair: "I'm afraid we won't even be able to pass the first level, what should we do? Why don't you talk to your sister-in-law about reducing the difficulty?"

Lower?

If you can go down, is there so much going on?

Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly: "You... You guys do your best, anyway, it's going to be two hours, and we'll rush to the next venue when the time comes, it's a big deal... In the future, I will be responsible for laundry, cooking, and sweeping, and I love to work. ”

Xu Mang: ???

I'll go!

This is life forcibly forcing my cousin-in-law to become a model worker!

"Cousin-in-law, don't worry!" Xu Mang stood up and said with a disdainful face: "I'm here... I'm not going to let you follow in my footsteps!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang turned his head and shouted at the bridesmaid: "There is no need to adjust the state, let's start directly, we are in a hurry!"

“???”

“???”

“???”

Cui Caoyang and the three best men were confused by Xu Mang's sudden behavior, especially Cui Caoyang's three younger brothers, they themselves have a trace of contempt for Xu Mang, obviously not short-sighted, and with a pair of glasses, who is pretending to be forced to see?

"You..."

"You're insane, aren't you?" said one of the groomsmen angrily, "Do you know what the other side is configuring?"

"Doctor. ”

"What?" Xu Mang glanced at the stranger who was making a fuss and said disdainfully, "Is there a problem?"

I...

Still have questions?

That doesn't tell the story?

Just as the best man was about to refute, the bridesmaid spoke up and said to Xu Mang: "You are quite confident, then meet your requirements, the first problem is a classical mechanics calculation problem." ”

As soon as the voice fell,

The bridesmaid took out an A4 piece of paper, handed it to Xu Mang, and handed it a black pen.

"Hurry up!"

"You can't call for help halfway through. The bridesmaid said.

Call for help?

Just kidding!

Professor Xu, want to call for help?

Xu Mang took the question and a black pen, silently walked to the edge of the table, and began to review this classic mechanical calculation problem, at this time, the groom and the groomsman team hurriedly walked to Xu Mang's side and watched together.

A few minutes later,

The scene was lifeless, no one spoke, although the groom was a chemistry major, but he probably had figured out the topic, but he couldn't speak, he couldn't break the rules, he could only stand aside and do it in a hurry.

Finished!

It's all over!

My own group of crooked melons and cracked dates groomsmen, I'm afraid they really can't pass the first hurdle.

This problem seems to require a lot of calculations, logical thinking must be meticulous, if frizzy, it is easy to make calculation errors, which leads to errors in the whole calculation process, once there is a mistake, go back and look for the wrong place, you can't find it at all.

"Cousin..."

"I'm sorry..."The three groomsmen shook their heads silently, a hint of apology on their faces.

"It's fine. ”

"You guys try it, it doesn't matter. Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly.

Then

Xu Mang showed a happy smile, turned his head and shouted at the bridesmaid, "Alas... That's it?"

Words fall,

couldn't help sighing, and said helplessly: "It's me who overestimates you..."

Pen

Write hard!

Whew!

The calculation process is very fast, so fast that everyone feels a little frightened, this is not just a ballet on the tip of the pen, this is simply the revival number on the A4 paper!

The bridegroom was confused,

The best man was confused,

The bridesmaids were also confused!

What's the situation?

This guy... Insanity?

Writing so fast, it can't be graffiti, right?

At this moment,

The bridesmaids also walked to Xu Mang's side, and several people looked at Xu Mang's process, the handwriting was very clear, but the calculation speed was outrageously fast, whenever a calculation was written, the answer behind it was directly called out, not like the answer that passed through the brain at all.

Wait a minute!

Wrong!

This... It seems that the standard answer is exactly the same!

At this moment,

The bridesmaids found that Xu Mang's calculation process seemed to be a little familiar, and hurriedly took out her mobile phone, secretly found a photo in the album, and then compared it with Xu Mang's calculation process, and sure enough... Even the punctuation is the same.

This...

What the hell is going on?

Who is he sacred?

Five minutes later,

Xu Mang finally finished the calculation, and the moment he put down the pen, he turned back to the bridesmaid and said confidently: "Next level!"

"Xiao Xu... You..."

Cui Caoyang looked at Xu Mang in horror, because of the different professional fields, he couldn't understand many processes, but according to the reaction of the bridesmaids, he knew that this level was basically stable.

What is this?

was considered to be a free player, but he completed a counterattack at this moment!

"Words of worship will be heard later. ”

"Now I'll take you to the final victory!" Xu Mang stood up and asked the bridesmaids, "Excuse me... Where's the next level?"

The bridesmaid who came back to her senses looked at Xu Mang and said with a cute face: "In... Located at the staircase on the second floor. ”

moment

A group of people slaughtered to the second floor.

Seeing the group of people gradually drifting away, the bridesmaid hurriedly took out the phone.

"Hello?"

"Xiaoling... Things have changed!"

"Suddenly a big wonder came, hurry up and call for rescue to increase the difficulty of the last two levels!"

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