Mortal Days Part.1 Chapter 65 Farce 2.0

I asked, "Why does this smell familiar?"

Situ Dailian said: "Yes leader, when I smell this smell, I know that I must have been stuffy in that jar for a long time, and this sudden opening is simply riotous, but it is almost as smelly as that Okamoto." ”

I stared at Xiao Ah Hang's trembling hand, only to see that hand was placed at the mouth of the altar and did not enter, "Could it be that the curly dog is in the altar?"

Chu Yun said: "If it was before, I don't believe it, but Situ can be mixed in the backstage, and Okamoto may also be mixed into the altar." ”

I analyzed this sentence and felt that the logic did not make sense, Situ was able to mix in the background by virtue of his own ability, I said to the two: "Maybe things are not so simple, the curly dog is proficient in ninja, there is no need to hide in the jar." ”

Having said that, no one knows the outcome until the truth is revealed, but it is true that Okamoto has not shown his face until now, which is indeed a little confusing.

At this time, Xiao Ah Hang suddenly closed his eyes, as if he had made a lot of determination, and the hand was not shaking, and the diameter stretched into the altar, and with a few dog barks, the object in the altar finally appeared in front of our eyes.

The dark brown shadow flashed and disappeared into Ah Hang's hand, the three-point woman suddenly got up when she saw this, and the things on her chest also swayed up and down, Ah Hang glanced at her, and then looked around.

Although it was just a flash of light, I was basically sure that the jar was the curly-haired dog, presumably this guy was put into the jar by someone else as a guest performer, but the person who grabbed him obviously had a bad look in his eyes, and he had to choose a stinky curly-haired dog.

Something was biting at my trouser legs, and when I turned around, I saw that it was Okamoto who had escaped from the jar, and he whispered, "Hurry up!"

Seeing that it was panicked, I didn't think much about it, patted Chu Yun on the shoulder and motioned for her to leave here. Three people and one dog, taking advantage of the panic of the crowd to run to the north, arrived at the entrance of the village, happened to meet Huang Zhuhe who went out, he stopped the motorcycle, and said to us: "Boss, you go to my house to rest first, I have something wrong here, I need to go to the county." ”

I have long heard that Huang Zhuhe's family is well-off, and a two-story building like this is a set with his parents, and when he knew about this, Situ Dailian also jokingly asked him, why did he still run out to open a house when he had a house? Huang Zhuhe explained in a low voice, saying that it was more exciting outside, and when he said this, Situ Dailian was like waking up from a dream, staring at the hotel and his eyes gradually became obscene.

I asked, "What's wrong, you have to go back to the county so late?"

Huang Zhuhe sighed: "It's Caiwei and his uncle who suddenly lost his mind and went crazy, a few people couldn't hold it, I heard the old man say that maybe he had something on his body and needed to invite a master to come and take a look, but we don't have this kind of professional talent in this village, so I had to go to the county to try my luck." He sighed again, "Boss, you said, why do you need this kind of thing in this era, you say that you don't send it to the hospital if you are sick, you always think that it is a ghost or a god, and the condition has been delayed, it is really nerve-wracking, where to find it." ”

Earlier, I often swiped this kind of related events on a certain browser, mostly because of the sudden high fever or other symptoms of the elderly, do not go to the hospital for treatment, but use folk remedies, and the final result is that the condition is aggravated, so it can be seen that I believe that science is the right choice, but because of the coaxing of some quacks or liar monks, I believe in this folk earthwork.

But it can't be generalized, for example, standing in front of you is the Spring God, the female Yama King and a Dragon Tiger Mountain Taoist priest, if Uncle Lin Caiwei is really haunted by that evil, you will know when you arrive. So I pointed to Situ Dailian and said, "Why bother looking for a doctor, this guy is a veritable master, and he is still a certified worker, so you don't have to look for it, just take us over." ”

Situ Dailian was stunned for a moment, and after hearing me say this, he took out his wallet in his pocket, took out a red ID and said: "You see, if you are a fake orthodox Taoist priest, you will put one hundred and twenty hearts, as soon as I come out of the horse, no matter what demons and monsters, witches and witches paint skins, they are not my opponents." ”

Huang Zhuhe nodded as if he had found a treasure, turned around and led us in the direction of Lin Caiwei's house.

On the way, Situ Dailian suddenly said: "Leader, you and the female king of Hades are so powerful, why did you push me out, if I mess up, wouldn't I lose your face and smash this Rongchun Hall signboard." ”

I smiled and said, "It's okay, we'll help you secretly." I patted my shoulder, leaned into his ear and said, "I have observed in this village, there are many girls the same size as Lin Caiwei, if you show your power in this demon extermination, the reputation will not spread in this small village in a few days, what will happen at that time, you should be able to guess." ”

Situ Dailian was full of energy after hearing this, and whispered: "Leader, since you say so, I know it, I will work hard and strive to achieve it in one step." ”

When he arrived at the door of Lin Caiwei's house, Chu Yun frowned and said, "There is also this smell here. ”

"What smell?" Situ Dailian looked at Okamoto, "but the smell of this dog?"

Chu Yun shook his head, then walked up to me and whispered, "It feels like the taste of our underworld." ”

I said, "Don't worry, let's go and see." ”

In fact, before I arrived here, I felt an extremely unstable force agitating in the distance, and when I came to the door of Lin Caiwei's house, this feeling became stronger and stronger, and when I listened to Chu Yun's words, although I didn't have to worry, when I entered the house, I also opened the eye of heaven at the same time.

Next, my divine sense swept over, and I did find an elderly geist in the body of Lin Caiwei's uncle, I invited the rest of them to the second floor, and told them that no one could go downstairs to watch without my permission, otherwise the rules would be broken, and Lin Caiwei's uncle would be unable to save his life.

As soon as I said this, the old lady who had passed the sixtieth birthday was convinced of this, and shouted at Lin Caiwei's father and aunt: "Didn't you hear the master speak, don't go upstairs yet!"

Lin Caiwei's young aunt glanced at me contemptuously and questioned: "Where did Caiwei's boyfriend find the master, this age doesn't look much older than me, is it reliable? ”

Situ Dailian walked to Aunt Lin Caiwei's side, took out his documents and said, "Beauty, don't worry, we are professionals." ”

Lin Caiwei's aunt was about to speak to refute, but Situ Dailian immediately said: "Beauty, I seem to have seen you somewhere, what should I call you?"

The old lady smiled and said, "Master is so interesting, my third daughter was born late, just thirty years old this year, and her name is Lin Xianzhi." ”

Situ Dailian said silently, and said with satisfaction: "Xianzhi, fairy, good, what a good name." Miss Fairy, we can go to dinner together when we have a chance in the future. ”

Lin Xianzhi also didn't expect Situ to train like a dog skin plaster, and said impatiently: "Mom, why do you say anything, hurry up and go upstairs." Then he twisted his ass and ran up the stairs under the passionate gaze of Situ Daijian.

Huang Zhuhe and Lin Caiwei at the railing of the stairs laughed at what was happening below, and Lin Xianzhi glared at them: "You have no conscience, your second uncle is like this, and he is still laughing." ”

Lin Caiwei said: "Auntie, you look so good with a blushing face. ”

Huang Zhuhe echoed and said, "Yes, yes, my aunt is the most beautiful!"

Lin Xianzhi was also speechless after hearing this, grabbed the two of them by the neck and walked upstairs, during which he glanced back at us, and his eyes were full of murderous intent.

And these Situ dai Lian all saw it, and when there were only a few of us left in the room, he spoke: "Leader, I have met true love." ”

I said, "Wasn't that guy at the hotel last night?"

Situ Dailian's legs trembled, shook his head and said, "That's a misunderstanding!"

I said, "All your love came so quickly and violently?"

Situ Dailian looked upstairs, and enjoyed it very much with his eyes closed, "Love is often unexpected, like blue sky and white clouds, violent storms, and people have nowhere to hide." Then he opened his eyes and said, "I might be the legendary little genius in love." ”

Chu Yun came over and said sharply: "Don't be poor, why don't you go over and have a look!"

The two of us answered, and walked to the second child of the Lin family, at this moment he was tied to the dining table with hemp rope, and his mouth was stuffed with a white cloth, looking very resistant, shaking constantly, and the table under him creaked.

I asked, "Do you see anything?"

Situ Dai Lian walked around the second child of the Lin family, "Well! ”

"What's good. Chu Yun said, "What did you see?"

Situ Dailian pointed to the body of the second child of the Lin family and said: "This binding technique is professional, I have often encountered it in action movies, but I didn't expect it to be used on men at this moment, it is not so beautiful." ”

Okamoto, who was lying on the ground, heard the three words of the action movie, suddenly raised the dog's head and jumped onto the second child of the Lin family, opened the dog's eyes and said: "That's right, it's really the feeling of hometown, I didn't expect to see such a professional binding technique in a foreign country." ”

Chu Yun and I were slightly stunned, thinking of giving him a chance to show his professional qualities, but he didn't know that the place he was concerned about was the rope on his body, but Okamoto cooperated with him, and where did the two of them stop, they were embarrassed.

Chu Yun shouted "" and then folded the fan hard, and a person and a dog instantly blew it to the ground, and with the power of the underworld magic weapon, the old spirit in the second child of the Lin family was also blown out.

When the old lady came out and saw us, she wanted to escape into the table again, and at this time, Situ who got up jumped behind the old lady in an instant, and the charm in her hand also greeted.

The golden strobe, the old lady of the wandering soul is half on the stomach of the second child of the Carlin family, no matter how she struggles, she still can't escape this authentic Taoist spell.

Situ Dai Lian said: "This charm does not have an attack, but it has a strong binding on the spirit body, like this level of geist, if I don't untie the charm, she will definitely not break free." ”

I nodded, then took a step forward and said, "Auntie, why did you get on his body?"

The old lady kept screaming and shouting, "It's all their fault." It's all their fault!"