After the leather girl stepped down, the enthusiasm of the men in the audience did not diminish at all, but the mood was even higher, everyone was looking forward to it, staring at the back of the mourning hall, the expression was gradually distorted, and the temperature in the crowd rose a little for a while, and some strong middle-aged men had already taken off their coats and were naked. And Chu Yun also quietly summoned a folding fan to fan the wind hard, the wind was not small, I also felt that the temperature had decreased a lot when I was standing beside her, and the angle of the fan swaying up and down seemed to be fanning specifically for me, and I was moved in my heart, but I would inevitably regret it a little, if I had known that the situation was so unbearable, then I would never agree to her to come with me.

Rather than calling it a happy funeral, it would be more accurate to call it a 'vulgar funeral'. It's just a way to attract attention, so as to achieve the purpose of accumulating money. Seeing the group of 'filial sons and grandsons' kneeling next to the mourning hall, they felt more and more sarcastic, but the corners of their smug mouths were almost grinning to the back of their necks, and they had already kneeled restlessly when they performed on the stage, if they were not afraid of breaking the rules and being ridiculed, the expression on their faces would have rushed to the stage to have a deep exchange with the leather girl.

The men in the crowd are emotionally high, and the male hormones that have nowhere to be placed in the body are also rising with the tide, and the smell has gradually changed to taste, although it is not as good as dog urine, but the strange smell of its own school is also a little unavoidable, and it can't help but retch after a few more breaths.

I asked, "How are you feeling?"

Chu Yun said: "It's not good, it's far from being as easy to get along with as the Underworld Soul Body here, it's just a group of mortals, but these emotions have actually changed the surrounding environment." ”

I gathered my thoughts, and without hesitation, I said, "Otherwise, let's go outside." ”

While speaking, the men's shouts sounded again, looking towards the stage, I saw a slender figure slowly walking out of the light, a woman wrapped in a piece of tulle shook her body and appeared on the mourning hall, holding her chest with both hands, and after looking at the audience, she naturally put down her hands, and the tulle on her body slid down her body like this, but she enjoyed the silky smoothness, as smooth as a lake, and the woman wore three-point underwear, only covering her privacy... part, the hair hangs down the shoulders just to block the breasts, the hands are holding the lower abdomen, and the face is full of coquettishness.

The men's emotions were blazing, the crowd was squirming towards the front of the stage, crazy crowded, I took Chu Yun into my arms, followed the big team, and glanced ahead, the uncles in the front row were holding the wooden platform with their hands, and those short people were on tiptoe, all of them wanted to get closer to the three-point underwear girl on the stage.

After the three-point underwear woman took off the tulle, she lay horizontally on the tulle for a moment, her right hand supporting her head, her left hand behind her back, and her straight black hair was scattered on the ground, revealing a blush on her chest.

When Chu Yun saw this, he snorted coldly, stepped on me, and said, "Go, hurry up!"

As for what the three-point girl on this stage wants to perform, to be honest, I also have some expectations, but Chu Yun can't stay if she wants to leave, just when she took her little hand through the crowd, something unexpected happened.

Not long after the three-o'clock woman lay down, a young man holding an altar walked out behind her, and took a closer look at this person, isn't this person the Taoist priest Situ of the mountains and fields? said: "Chu Yun, look!"

"Boosting?" Chu Yun wondered, "Why is he on it?"

I shook my head, indicating that I didn't know, and then transmitted the voice to Situ Dailian's brain and asked him what he was doing.

After Situ Dailian heard my voice, he glanced at the audience, and when he found that Chu Yun and I just wanted to talk, they looked back with some concern, then closed their mouths and just nodded at me.

After reading the thoughts of this mountain and wild Taoist priest, there was no intention of leaving, so Chu Yun and I continued to watch the performance.

This guy always does things unexpectedly, and he actually blends into the enemy without knowing it, and I don't know what method he used.

Situ Dailian held the jar and circled around the three-point girl, and when it turned, the jar was always facing the audience, it seems that he seems to have been trained, and he actually knows some acrobatic techniques, and he has long heard that many people on the mountain are deeply hidden, but I didn't expect this Situ Dailian not only to slip the door and pick the lock, but also know how to perform. His attention was always on the altar, not like the men. After turning three times, he stopped at a distance of about one meter at the soles of the feet of the three-point woman, and then reached into the jar, grabbed hard, and a long brown snake more than one meter long appeared in his hand, he threw the snake at the three-point woman, the woman lying on the ground had already been prepared, when the snake jumped up in the air, it just fell on her neck, the young woman wearing the three-point underwear and the stout long snake with half a bucket were intertwined and danced together, the snake body was in contact with her bare white legs, and staged a curious, fragrant scene, the men in the audience were excited, and kept shouting: "One more! one more!"

The python is quite spiritual, hearing the audience shout, it is tightly wrapped along the woman's thighs, the three-point woman is still calm just now, but after all, it is an ordinary woman, thick skin does not mean that the body is also thick, and she was bound by this python... Gasping, the snake's head continued to slide forward, the thin waist went around the back, and finally stayed in the position of the woman's chest, holding the proud snake's head, spitting out a letter, looking at the crowd like a king and a loser.

Maybe it was too much force, or maybe the snake scales were as sharp as a knife, and the three-point woman had countless small wounds on her body, and the only light clothes on her chest were long gone.

Chu Yun really couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and left, the man in front of her was the opponent of the female king of Hades, Chu Yun was just a little light, and the men in front of her were delirious and began to talk nonsense.

Walking outside the crowd, Chu Yun glared and said, "What are these things! If there are no rules, I must pull them into the underworld." ”

I think that this is already the case, and a large industrial chain has been formed, as the saying goes, if someone likes it, there will be a market, this sentence has always been the case, but this funeral is just a farce after all. And after watching the live performance for a few hours, I didn't find any other abnormalities, not only the previous Xiao Ah Hang and the bottle, but the three-point girl who is performing now, and even the python are just mortal.

At this time, Situ Dailian came over, put it away after seeing Chu Yun with a smiling face, and then pulled us aside, and whispered: "Leader, I found that there is a trick in this!"

Chu Yun said, "Don't we need to say it?"

"This is not a trick!" Situ Dailian said, "Leader, you just think that there is a big problem with this spiritual hall gathering spiritual power, but what I want to say is not the spirit hall, but the staff of this company, including a man and two women who performed on stage. ”

I heard that Situ Dailian seemed to have made a discovery, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with these staff?"

After I finished saying this, Situ Dailian looked up at Chu Yun, and for a while he wanted to speak and stopped.

Chu Yun saw that he kicked me in a hurry, and I can't suffer a loss! ”

Situ Dailian was relieved and said: "I saw a large amount of dander all over the ground next to the trash can outside the backstage, and I looked into the house along the window out of curiosity, it turned out that those employees were like King Chu Yun, relying on human skin to block their own smell. ”

Chu Yun said embarrassedly: "I'm not a human skin! it's just a simulated material, and it can be bought in the underworld shopping mall, but I'm just a private custom." ”

"Customized?" Situ Dailian's eyes lit up, "I have Azu's skin, help me buy a few sets!"

This own industry will naturally not slack off when he hears someone inquiring, Chu Yun immediately entered the state of a salesperson, "Yes, dear, do you want a juvenile model, a young model or a middle-aged model?"

The two of them sang and harmonized very well together, and I was like a dispensable air, obviously in possible danger, but they didn't seem to care.

Situ Dailian asked, "What's the difference between these three, and the price is the same?"

Chu Yun said: "Of course it's different! The three models correspond to different ages, with different looks and charms, and the middle-aged models are expensive, and the juvenile models are the cheapest." ”

Situ Dailian looked at me, his eyes full of doubt, and then asked, "Why?"

Chu Yun also looked at me, his eyes were also full of doubts, and replied: "Because the older you are, the more valuable it is!"

This answer couldn't help but shake Situ Dailian's whole body after hearing it, and I was also shocked in my heart, thinking, if this is more valuable the older I get, then wouldn't I be a priceless treasure?

The two of them didn't follow the story line at all, I turned on my phone and looked at the time (word count), it was already to the point where I could continue, and then interrupted the dream of the two of them shopping in the underworld, pointed to the wooden platform and said, "Look!"

That Chu Yun kicked me and said, "It's almost enough, haven't seen enough?"

"No, no, no, you see, you know. I nervously said, "Don't you see that the snake on the three-o'clock girl is missing?"

Situ Dailian scratched his head and said: "Leader, what's the fuss about, when I sneaked into the backstage, with my strong interpersonal relationships, in front of those beautiful women, I not only got the opportunity to play with an altar, but also knew that it was not just this one altar that was on the field." ”

While speaking, it was really the same as what Situ Dailian said, the young lady Ah Hang, who had left the scene before, walked up to the wooden platform with the altar in her arms at this time, doing the same movements as Situ Dailian, but the same movements were interpreted by different people, but there were two feelings.

I said, "I said the show was a bit boring, it was this routine back and forth, and there was no creativity to speak of. ”

Situ Dailian said: "The leader is right, if you want me to say that the highlight of this show is on the woman, it just sublimates selling meat into dancing with beasts, and after watching it for a long time, you will get tired, but no one has a different view, you see that the group of men is not locked on the three points and the line." ”

"Then where are your eyes?" Chu Yun looked at me and said, "You, where are you looking?"

I had a feeling that I wanted to say it but didn't dare to say it, and I was speechless for a while.

Situ Dailian interjected: "Everywhere the leader looks, it's you!"

"Get out!" Chu Yun and I scolded at the same time.

Return your gaze to the stage and try to avoid the woman lying on the floor. I saw that Xiao Ah Hang had already opened the lid of the altar, and one hand was trembling into the jar, his face was solemn, his brows were tightly locked, and as far as the situation was concerned, it was estimated that he did not know what was inside.

But as soon as the jar was opened, I smelled a familiar pungent smell, similar to the smell of the Okamoto curly dog, and when I looked around, I couldn't find the dog.