Chapter 7 Don't brag, don't pretend to be X
Walking on the street, Han Feng looked around and found that this place was still a little different, such as the vendors on the street, all of them had the feeling of small vendors, and there were people in uniform patrolling the street from time to time.
"Yaoyao, is this world really parallel to the world before us?" Han Feng asked quietly.
Yaoyao glanced at Han Feng coldly, and reprimanded loudly: "The old lady is also here for the first time, you ask me?"
This reprimand made Han Feng's silent heart suffer a heavy blow, and he had a feeling that he wanted to steal something exposed.
Sure enough, the uniformed team passing by immediately surrounded them and asked, "Why is it so loud!"
Yaoyao was angry now, and was holding her arms and feet to stare at Han Feng without saying a word, Han Feng had no choice but to answer: "We are from out of town, this is my daughter-in-law, I quarreled just now, I'm sorry." ”
But who knew that the leader looked at Han Feng with complicated eyes and asked, "Feng'er, this girl is your daughter-in-law?"
It doesn't matter if this question asks, Han Feng was instantly dumbfounded, thinking, what is the situation when he calls me Feng'er?
When Han Feng was stunned, the leader pulled Han Feng aside and whispered: "Feng'er, you are also a big boss, it's time to find a daughter-in-law, but you have to take the family to let me show your mother first!
"You mean, you're me... Dad?" Han Feng asked in surprise.
As soon as the leader heard Han Feng say this, he immediately became angry, and used the stick in his hand to shine a stick on Han Feng's head, and shouted: "Don't pretend to be garlic, why are you pretending not to know your father Han Taiyi?"
Although Han Feng was full of doubts in his heart, he was clever after all, so he immediately made a silent movement and said, "Dad, let's talk about some things when I go home, you can take your subordinates to inspect first!"
Han Tai glanced at Han Feng and whispered: "You stinky boy, full of flowers, if I go home at night, you can't tell me why, I'll break your legs!" After speaking, he walked away with the patrol team.
Looking at the patrol team walking away, Han Feng's hair exploded all over his body before he landed, and he gave himself a big mouth, muttering: "Over, another dad!"
"Big pig's trotters, you're in trouble!" said Yaoyao provocatively.
Han Feng glared at Yaoyao, gritted his teeth and said, "If you have something to say, say it quickly!"
At this point, Yaoyao was the first time to tell Han Feng some memories about her.
The world where Han Feng came from the earth is called Lijin, and the person at the helm is called the Great Commander, and now the world they are in is called the Lijin Empire, and the person at the helm is called the Emperor!
After hearing this, Han Feng sighed in his heart: "No wonder it feels like it's antique here, it turns out to be an imperial system!"
Moreover, after Han Feng calmed down, he also found that his ability to see through what others were thinking was invalid for Yaoyao and the people of the Lijin Empire, which meant that Han Feng was an ordinary ordinary person here.
Thinking of this, Han Feng sighed: "If Lao Tzu has any superpowers, I can be the emperor in this world!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Han Feng saw Yaoyao pull out her legs and run, so Han Feng chased after her.
There are no cars in this world, and people on the street come and go on foot, Han Feng didn't run far before he caught Yaoyao, and after taking a breath, Han Feng scolded: "What are you running? I can't run you on four legs, can you still run off two legs?"
After Yaoyao was caught, she seemed to calm down, and whispered next to Han Feng's ear: "You were pretending to be X just now, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning!"
Han Feng chuckled in his heart, and he was scared at first.
"Fortunately, you didn't pretend just now, if you give you a superpower, you may really be able to become an emperor in this Lijin Empire, so you didn't get hacked!" Yaoyao sighed.
"That's, but I don't have superpowers, just by my handsome appearance, I can be the emperor!" Han Feng said proudly.
As soon as he finished speaking, Han Feng foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground and convulsed.
Yaoyao covered her eyes and whispered: "Be careful with X these days, sometimes you will be split if you blow two sentences, hey!"
This time he was split, Han Feng felt unprecedented discomfort, his bones were crispy, his head was dizzy, his limbs were swollen, and his whole body seemed to be crawling like thousands of ants all the time.
Looking at Han Feng's painful expression, Yaoyao reached out and pulled him up, and whispered, "This is the third time you've been hacked, right?"
Han Feng was so uncomfortable that he almost lost consciousness, and he couldn't care about Yaoyao.
In this way, Yaoyao shook her head, and under the watchful eyes of a large group of uncles and aunts on the road, she helped Han Feng to the depths of the street.
"Hit the tip or live in the hotel?" The lazy greeting of his life squeezed out of the mouth of Xiao Er, who was lying at the door of the hotel.
"Stay in the hotel!" Yaoyao said as she dragged Han Feng in a sweat and panted.
Xiao Er didn't stand up, took out a key from his pocket, held it in his hand and said, "Three hundred, the last one, on the second floor." ”
Yaoyao took out a free hand with difficulty, took out a bracelet in her pocket and said, "You take this and sell it, stay for two days, and the more will be yours!"
As soon as Xiao Er saw this bracelet, he immediately came to his senses, got up and snatched it over, and then nodded and said, "Objectively, please!"
The courteous Xiao Er carried Han Feng on his back and came to the guest room in the innermost corner, and after opening the door, he said cheaply: "Two guest officers, our small shop is in charge of dinner, remember to come to the hall to eat at eight o'clock in the evening." With that, he flashed away.
Yaoyao threw Han Feng on the bed, sat down at the table and drank a few sips of water, looked at Han Feng and said, "Big pig's trotters, why do you say you are so heavy, you can't sell it by catty!"
The next morning, Han Feng woke up, and Han Feng subconsciously wanted to stretch, but suddenly found a Yaoyao lying next to him.
Han Feng, who was already sore, fell off the bed again, feeling that his whole person was not good.
Han Feng, who was curled up at the foot of the bed, looked at Yaoyao, who was woken up by falling out of bed, and asked tremblingly, "Last night...."
"You still have the face to ask, you should have done a little less last night!" Yaoyao said as she tidied up her clothes and looked at Han Feng viciously.
"Half of my life's Bing Qing Yujie will be destroyed in your hands!" Han Feng yelled at Yaoyao.
Yaoyao stretched her waist and turned over to get out of bed, held up Han Feng's chin with her fingers, and said teasingly: "Do you really treat yourself as a green onion? Last night you were no different from a cripple, you didn't have any points in your heart?"
When Han Feng heard this, he calmed down.
"If you want to say that I'm Han Feng, I'll be upright and dedicated all my life, female donor, you should keep your distance from me in the future, don't destroy my Bingqing Yujie, okay?" Han Feng said seriously.
Yaoyao fiddled with her hair, suddenly looked at Han Feng seriously, and said coldly: "Is Bingqing Yujie very important? You big pig's trotters, remember the words of the old lady, in the future, don't brag less, don't pretend to be X, after the third time you pretend to be X and are struck by lightning, every time you are hacked, you will be twice as uncomfortable as before!"
Han Feng thought to himself, this fairy sister is here to save me, every time she reminds me afterwards, she is really a living Zhuge master!
However, this time Han Feng was struck by lightning, except for being uncomfortable, he didn't get any ability that it could sense, which was really different from what he expected, to say that Han Feng was definitely unbearable, as long as he could exchange it for a very practical and stylish ability, he was not afraid.
"Yaoyao, is it normal to be struck by lightning and not gain special abilities?" Han Feng climbed onto the bed and asked.
"Otherwise, you can make blood every time you touch the blind box, how good it is when you lose!" Yaoyao said and walked to Han Feng's side.
Han Feng felt bad, hid in the quilt, wrapped himself tightly and asked, "Sister, what are you going to do?"
Yaoyao glanced at Han Feng and laughed, and said, "Why don't you do it, it just depends on whether you are afraid of me!"
Han Feng thought to himself: "What time is it, eldest sister, you are still making fun of me, don't play people like this!" But he didn't dare to say it, he was very weak now, and it wouldn't do him any good if he said it.
In this way, Han Feng and Yaoyao recuperated in this hotel for two days, and every time they had a meal, Yaoyao brought in the leftover food for Han Feng to eat.
Just as the two of them were packing up their things and preparing to leave, Han Feng suddenly grabbed Yaoyao's hand, looked at Yaoyao with affection and said, "We're about to leave this place, don't you think we should do something valuable in such a commemorative place?"
Yaoyao looked at Han Feng's eyes, her two faces turned red at once, and she pushed Han Feng onto the bed and said, "The old lady is out today!"
But who knew that Han Feng immediately changed his face and said: "Sister, it's not what you think, I just want to ask, what are we here for!"
Soon, Han Feng's nose and face were swollen, Yaoyao rubbed her fists, and said angrily: "Come and find another self!"