Chapter 8: You Have to Chop Me into Dumpling Stuffing!

Before Han Feng could care about shouting in pain, he heard a noisy sound behind him.

"Run!" Yaoyao exclaimed, pulling up Han Feng and running.

Han Feng's whole person was wooden, and while running to look at Yaoyao's serious eyes, he wanted to tease him in his heart.

"Civil, water, fire, and gold, listen to my orders in the name of wind and water!" Han Feng felt pain on his face as soon as he finished shouting.

Yaoyao gave him a big mouth when she returned her hand, and scolded, "Shut your dog's mouth!"

"What the hell is going on, if it's a little more lively in the back, you'll be like running for your life. Han Feng chattered.

Yaoyao glared back at Han Feng and said, "I have been a cat for so many years before, and my ears are very good, and what I shout behind is kill!"

"What's going on, I'll go!" Han Feng grumbled, picking up his pace.

Soon they hid in a small alley, Yaoyao looked up and said, "Hide on the roof!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw Han Feng lying on the roof three times or two.

"I'll go!, you're more cats than cats!" Yaoyao sighed when she came up.

I saw a team of about three or five hundred people, constantly brandishing spears and swords, but they were beaten back step by step, and the long team behind that was not clear at all was like a wave, half of the front team fell, and the rear team made up for it, like a mighty siege battle.

"Yaoyao, why is it that the attacking team behind here is holding shovels and hoes in their hands?" Han Feng said with interest, as if he was watching a play.

Yaoyao glanced at Han Feng coldly, and said, "Don't make a sound, you won't know how to die when you are discovered!"

"It is estimated that this battle will have to be fought for a while, I will sleep first, and call me after the fight" Han Feng said and lay down on the roof and fell asleep.

"Hey, I'm going!I'm going to fall apart!" As soon as Han Feng fell asleep, he felt a sharp pain all over his body, and opened his eyes.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a dense shovel head against his head, which frightened Han Feng and quickly lay on the ground.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am a good citizen! I just took refuge on the roof and accidentally fell down..."Han Feng wittily begged for mercy.

A good man doesn't eat the loss in front of him, at this time, pretending to be X is either struck by lightning or slapped into mud, how witty Lao Tzu is, begging for mercy is the most reliable! Han Feng thought to himself.

"Stand up!" a heavy voice came.

Han Feng felt that all the things around him had withdrawn, and slowly stood up with his hands raised.

Looking around, Han Feng felt bitter in his heart, this feeling of being surrounded had just happened not long ago.

"Good man, I am really a good citizen, a common man who has lost all the dirt, your subordinates are merciful!" Han Feng said to the old man who made him stand up.

"We have a principle, during the siege of the city, when we see women killed on the spot, do you see men..."The old man looked at Han Feng playfully and said.

"Good man, you don't have such a special taste, do you?" let me do your..."Han Feng said embarrassedly.

The old man touched Han Feng's face, spat at him and yelled: "Get out, Lao Tzu has no shortage of sons, and when you meet a man, you will chop it into meat puree!"

As soon as Han Feng heard this, all the hairs on his body stood up, okay, I thought it was a heavy taste, but I didn't expect it to be so violent.

Yaoyao won't have the cat's head cut off, Han Feng thought, but he can't care so much, at this time, being able to save his life is the most important thing.

"Wait, I was joking with you just now, do you know what my true identity is?" Han Feng restrained his fear, straightened his clothes and said seriously.

The old man was also stunned when he saw that Han Feng's attitude had changed so much, and shook his head.

"I am the husband of the daughter of the second son's brother-in-law of your chief's eldest aunt's family, and the third nephew of the brother-in-law!"

When the old man heard this, he was stunned, and hurriedly pulled a few people around him and began to calculate with their fingers.

"Don't calculate, I'm my own person, this time I'm an overseer, let's see if you strictly follow the leader's orders!" Han Feng quickly added when he saw that the method worked.

The old man was not sure of his true identity, but he didn't dare to offend Han Feng, who might be a big man, so he ordered to get out of the way and let Han Feng leave.

Han Feng slowly paced away, thinking: I got rid of the crisis with just a few words, I am really a genius.

"Catch him! there's something wrong with his identity!" the old man suddenly ordered in a loud voice.

As soon as Han Feng heard this, he ran away, shouting as he ran: "What are you doing so carefully! You have to chop me into dumpling filling!"

Han Feng ran desperately, and the people behind him chased desperately, just like a greedy snake in the streets and alleys of the street, twisting and turning several times, Han Feng already felt physically exhausted.

Seeing that the people behind her were about to catch up with her, Yaoyao suddenly ran out of a small alley and caught up with Han Feng and shouted: "Let you sleep!

Han Feng couldn't breathe anymore, and said word by word: "Don't scold, what should I do?"

"Let's pretend to be the biggest, let the thunder split!" Yaoyao said.

Han Feng thought to himself, this thunderbolt can only be seen by himself, and outsiders can't see it, isn't this looking for his own death?

"The two of us are one yin and one yang, and being struck by lightning together may be able to summon a real heavenly thunder, you will have a chance to live if you try, if you don't try, you will die, I count three two one!" Yaoyao said.

"Three!"

"Two!"

"One!"

At the end of the countdown, Yaoyao and Han Feng suddenly stopped, and a team of people and horses immediately surrounded them.

"I can eat three platinum dried fish in one meal, without panting!" Yaoyao shouted to the sky.

Han Feng laughed and felt internal injuries, but he didn't care about speaking, his brain was running fast, and he suddenly shouted with an idea: "I will definitely become the man of One Piece!"

"What are you two calling for, whoever dies first, stand up for yourself!" said the old man who pushed aside the crowd and stepped forward.

Han Feng thought to himself: It's over, this X is not installed!

"Come again!" Yaoyao whispered.

"I am a Yaoyao fairy who is 10,000 times more beautiful than Chang'e, who dares to be presumptuous!"

When Han Feng heard this, he thought to himself, if Fairy Chang'e hears this, there is no need for thunder, Wu Gang and Tianpeng will have to kill you!

So Han Feng also stood up and opened his mouth and shouted: "You kneel down and kowtow and call grandpa, and everyone will send you 100 million New Year's money for the New Year!

In an instant, dark clouds were thick, thunder and lightning were combined, and the two thunder dragons, one red and one blue, were intertwined and intertwined, directly slashing towards Han Feng and Yaoyao.

"It's a success!" Yaoyao opened her eyes with difficulty and looked at Han Feng, a smile leaking from the corner of her mouth.

Han Feng also lost consciousness.

I don't know how long it took, Han Feng's fingers moved.

"Father, he's awake!"

Father, Han Feng vaguely heard this voice and opened his eyes with difficulty, only to see a middle-aged *** in plain clothes beside him.

"The guardian saint is above, please bow to Xiao Wang!" the man knelt and kowtowed, directly startling Han Feng.

"What's polite, what do you say I am?" Han Feng asked in a low voice, and then sat up with difficulty.

The middle-aged man said excitedly: "I am the emperor of the Lijin Empire, my name is Lili, and I am your faithful believer!"

Han Feng was even more stunned when he heard this, and thought, where is this?

"Is your son's name Hara Shangcao?" Han Feng said jokingly, and suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing, it was not good to joke with the Great Emperor like this.

"Yes, from now on, my son will be called Yuan Shangcao, thank the guardian god for his name!" Lili said with a kowtow.

What is the situation! Han Feng was even more confused.

"Why are you so polite to me?" Han Feng asked puzzledly, "Also, what about the girl?"

As Li Li spoke, he asked the inner attendant to bring a picture scroll and said, "The guardian spirit, you will know it yourself after reading it!"

The scroll unfolded, Han Feng's jaw almost fell, the people on this painting were him and Yaoyao, and the scene described the scene where the two of them attracted the thunder.

Although Han Feng was puzzled in his heart, he was not too timid, so he said: "You say that I am a god, I am a god, what about the girl?"

As soon as the words fell, I heard Yaoyao's voice say, "I'm here!"

Then I saw Yaoyao, who was holding a big chicken leg, walking in from the door.

"Welcome to the Guardian Saint Niang!" Lili said.

"You go and rest first, we both have something to say!" Yaoyao said, taking a bite of chicken legs.

Lili and his son Hara Shangcao bowed respectfully, and then withdrew.

Han Feng anxiously asked Yaoyao what was going on, but Yaoyao smiled, looked at Han Feng and shook her head, telling Han Feng that she didn't know what was going on, but it was also true that the two of them not only saved themselves, but also saved this Lili, so Yaoyao changed her plan.