"Hello everyone!"

"Welcome to today's "My Scholarly Daddy", today another group of super Scholarly Daddy came to the scene. ”

The host is the head of Modu TV, and is considered by many people to be the character of the first sister, of course... In addition to having a strong background, his own strength should not be underestimated, and he is friends with many celebrities, but he is still single.

"This program is broadcast under the title of Minus Duobao Hot Tea... My girlfriend is in a bad mood, so I give her a cup of hot tea!"

"Let me introduce our guest of honor, a well-known professor from the Department of Mathematics at Tsinghua University... Professor Yin Jun, Professor Yin Jun has been engaged in the field of mathematics for more than ten years, has several papers on algebra, and is well-known at home and abroad... He is also an honorary professor of the gods of Qing University!"

Words fall,

The audience burst into applause.

The second guest was Professor Fan Zhilong, a professor of physics from Fudan University, who is a top expert in condensed matter physics, who has discovered many related theories and has had long-term cooperation with Academician Xu Mang. ”

Words fall,

The applause from the audience rang out again.

"The third is..."

When the host introduced the judges and guests, Xu Mang, who was wearing a mask in the background, sat in the corner like a dead fish, paralyzed on the sofa.

The youngest of these fathers is already in kindergarten, and the eldest is married and has a baby, but he is the only one... The child is in her mother's womb, screaming and waiting... Wait for ten months to come to the world at any time.

"Huh?"

"Why is there one more person today?"

"There used to be 16 players, but this time it's 17. A certain father present, with confusion written on his face, asked curiously, "It's strange... Is the script already written? One of us here is going to be the champion?"

"No, no, no!"

"It's absolutely not going to happen. Another father said seriously: "We are all people with heads and faces in the field of scientific research... They won't joke about the vitality of the show, as long as they poke it out, this matter will ferment quickly. ”

"Yes!"

"Perhaps... This time is special. The dad nodded.

At this point,

Xu Mang glanced at the two 'scholarly fathers' on the side, about thirty-five years old, both of them are university doctors, one is a doctor from the Department of Chemistry, and the other is a doctor from the Department of Physics, but it's not so scary, after all, it's just a doctor's father, if the doctor's mother... That's cool.

Alas?

Xiao Man is a doctor!

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Child...

I'm sorry

Your father and I were also forced, your mother wanted to marry me at the beginning, so she could only choose her and become Yang Xiaoman's child, it was really hard...

Xiao Man's temper was already very explosive, and then he still had a doctorate degree... There is a high probability that there will be a family war in the future, and if the son does not do well in school, he will definitely be scolded and bloody, and he will also suffer a disaster... Taste, taste, taste.

beat up his son, but the result was not relieved at all, and at this time, my husband's angry sandbag came in handy.

"Friends?"

"Why are you wearing a mask?" The middle-aged man beside him looked at Xu Mang in confusion and asked, "Everyone is not wearing a mask, but you are wearing a mask... Are you worried that you will be eliminated? In fact, you don't need to be so cautious, victory and defeat are a common thing. ”

"Hmm!"

"You're right!" Xu Mang nodded with a smile: "But I'm an idol with a lot of baggage, and if I fail, it's very, very embarrassing... Of course... My wife will screw my head off, she's... Very vain. ”

“！！！”

“！！！”

“！！！”

What's going on?

How could there be such a violent woman!

"Friends?"

"You... You're married to a tigress?" said the middle-aged man with a frightened face, "This... That's too violent, isn't it? What is your education, and what university did you graduate from?"

"Me?"

"I... I have a lot of academic qualifications, but I can reveal that I once worked at Fuda. Xu Mang said with a smile: "And my tigress... In fact, I can't blame her, but I can only blame me for not being able to concentrate at the time, and I was dazzled by her beauty. ”

Speaking of which,

Xu Mang sighed and said with a sad face: "I only realize now that the hero is sad about the beauty pass..."

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Everyone present fell silent, this man... It's poisonous!

He doesn't have the low-key of a scholar, but has a feeling of teasing the world, this kind of person... It's either a super student or a super scumbag.

But this show is unlikely to invite non-academic tyrants over, so there is only one possibility left, this person is very powerful... It's so powerful that I can't speak.

"Friends?"

"What impact factor do you have, how many SCI papers do you have?" the middle-aged man asked.

How much?

Not to mention... Xu Mang really didn't know.

I don't know from which day on, Xu Mang no longer pays attention to the so-called impact factor and SCI papers, judging from the current situation, according to the current graduation requirements of doctoral students at Fudan University, the impact factor obtained by Xu Mang can almost allow all doctoral students to graduate in the next three years.

"Uh..."

"Forgot..."Xu Mang thought for a long time, and said helplessly: "I don't know how many impact factors I have, how many SCI papers I have... Who cares about this kind of thing... I occasionally post on the platform of arXiv preprints, not very often, just once or twice. ”

“...”

“...”

“...”

It's OK!

This person belongs to the tail of the crane, the kind at the very end.

soon

The host began to announce the name of 'Xueba Dad' in the studio, and the big guys waited quietly for their names the day after tomorrow, in fact... The director has already given the order list, and they all come according to the list.

"The first scholarly father, he is a doctor from the Department of Chemistry of Qingdao University, Sun Qingyang!"

He went up,

Then I received a round of applause from everyone.

"The second scholarly father, he is a professor from the Department of Mathematics of Beijing University, and he is also the supervisor of doctoral students, Wu Fei!"

He went up,

The applause was even stronger than the previous one.

"The third place..."

Xu Mang sat in the corner,

Watching the number of people in the background gradually decrease, I probably know the comprehensive strength of the present, if I am just an ordinary person, I may be scared to pee now, this is either a doctor or a doctoral supervisor, and then a professor, or a researcher in the research institute... It's all.

I don't know where the program team found these demons and monsters, do they plan to invite all the scientific research forces of the entire country to participate in the show?

In fact

It's nice to think about it that way.

"Below!"

"One of our last members, he's very mysterious... did not inform the program team of his news, but the only thing that can be sure that he is a doctor. The host read the card in his hand and said with a smile: "Let's welcome the mysterious masked man - Dr. XY with warm applause!"

Xu Mang: ???

This must be Little Manti's!

Definitely!

Followed by

Xu Mang came to the stage, then stood on the stage in the studio and began to answer some questions from the host.

"Hello Dr. XY. ”

"As the only contestant wearing a mask this time, do you have any thoughts?" asked the host curiously.

“...”

"Nothing to think about. Xu Mang thought seriously for a long time and said seriously: "I'm afraid of losing." ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The supporter almost didn't get, this is the most honest contestant she's ever seen, in fact, there were a few people wearing masks in the first few times, but the explanations of others are very moving, and they can almost be written into a touching story, but... The mysterious man directly admitted that he was afraid of losing.

"It seems that we are very cautious, but it's good to be cautious, because last season's champion was very cautious. The host smiled and said, "May I ask Dr. XY, how many places do you want to get in "My Scholarly Daddy?"

"I don't care, but my tigress ordered me to kill me if I didn't go first. Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders, and his tone was full of helplessness: "Reluctantly take the first place... After all, it's better to die than to live. ”

At this point,

Yang Xiaoman, who was standing in the director's room, was already murderous...

"Ahem!"

"That's... Let's hope Dr. XY gets his wish. The host found that he and he were characters of two dimensions, so he immediately gave up the inquiry and started the next link.

Xu Mang's seat is very side, located in the corner, which already belongs to Xu Mang's special seat, he got up from this corner, has his own love and career, and starts a wonderful life.

On the other side,

Yang Xiaoman is brewing her emotions, she is on the verge of collapse, this damn big fool, what about the overlord spirit in the past?

"Mr. Yang?"

"What's the situation with Academician Xu?" Director Wu asked cautiously, "This... This..."

"Uh..."

"It's normal!" Yang Xiaoman said embarrassedly: "Don't worry... He is usually not a serious person, he is so messy in any venue, and now he is quite good, and he used to like to make some jokes on the international stage. ”

"I..."

"Mr. Yang, this is a live broadcast!" Director Wu smiled bitterly: "Forget it... It doesn't matter, I've already earned it by inviting Academician Xu, but I hope that Academician Xu can finally unmask and let everyone see his true face. ”

"Hmm!"

"There's a ten-minute ad break in between, and I'll talk to him. Yang Xiaoman nodded and said seriously: "Don't worry." ”

"That's good, that's good..."

"Thank you, Mr. Yang!" Director Wu was completely relieved.

soon

The next link is on,

Originally, Xu Mang thought it was a competition, but he never expected that the first link was actually a comparison.

"The fathers of seventeen children should be very powerful people, so I'm curious... Who has the highest academic qualifications?" The host asked with a smile with a hint of doubt: "Let's go through a few small questions to identify the educational qualifications of the children's fathers." ”

"First of all..."

"How many dads are there who are escorted by the university?" the host looked at the contestants.

Words fall,

In an instant, all sixteen people raised their hands, but Xu Mang was the only one with a cute face.

it?

What kind of escort is it?

"Oh?"

"There was an accident at the scene!" The host was keenly aware that there was a person who did not raise his hand, and he was the one wearing the mask, and then asked, "May I ask Dr. XY, how did you go to college?"

"How do you read it?"

"Of course I've taken the college entrance examination!" Xu Mang said with a natural face: "Do I have any other way?"

Then

Xu Mang glanced at everyone who raised their hands present, and then suddenly realized: "You are all escorted?

“...”

“...”

“...”

This guy,

It's a bit out of the box!

"Dr. XY..."

"Then do you have any pressure?" the host asked, "As the only student who came up from the college entrance examination, do you have the confidence to beat others?"

"Nope!"

"But I'll work hard!" Xu Mang said seriously: "I will prove with my own actions that our college entrance examination camp will not be weaker than the escort camp, the college entrance examination camp... Never be a slave!"

This...

This guy is pulling hatred!

He's bringing the rhythm!

This is a master of rhythm!

......